Yeah...Sorry for not updating. We got hit by two hurricanes in less than three weeks and now we've got another one (Ivan) that might hit us! Florida is a fucking hell hole right now! And since my favorite teacher has military duty, we won't be seeing him for a while (not that we have school anyways).
Disclaimer: I'm a bitch, you are too, I don't own them, so you won't sue! (That's the best I could come up with! I'm not good with rhymes!)
Sons of a Miko
By Sesshieluver89
Chapter Five- Mrs. Higurashi's Plan
Kagome looked passed Sesshoumaru and saw Yusuke in the doorway looking pissed. "What the hell are you doing to my cousin?! First you scare the shit out of her, then you take her god knows where, and now you kiss her! Do you have a mental problem or something?!"
Sesshoumaru's eyes narrowed and he stood. Just as he was about to advance on Yusuke, Kagome laid a hand on his arm to stop him. She shook her head and stood beside him. "Yusuke, shut up."
He stared at her in shock and started stuttering things like, "You can't tell me to shut up," and "I won't shut up."
"Yusuke." He shut his mouth and waited for her to start again. "Now that I have your attention, you should know that Sesshoumaru didn't scare me before and the only place we've been is here. Alright?"
"But why did you stiffen up and look nervous when you heard him start talking in Koenma's office?"
She smiled. "Acting. How would the great Sesshoumaru look if he acted kindly to a human girl?"
"The 'great' Sesshoumaru? Why'd you call him that?"
"How can you know about demons and stuff like that and not know King Sesshoumaru?" Kagome asked, mocking Yusuke's earlier question about Enma.
"King Sesshoumaru?"
"Well, he isn't really isn't known as 'King Sesshoumaru.' It's 'Lord Sesshoumaru.'"
Kurama, Hiei, and Kuwabara walked in the room behind Yusuke and Kagome looked at them all irritably. "You know, Sesshoumaru and I were discussing something. So if you could all leave..."
"Discussing something? With your tongues?" Yusuke stood there grinning at his cousin as she started sputtering. "So I'm right, huh Kag?"
"No you're not, Yusuke! For your information, we were discussing the situation with Naraku."
"Oh really? And what did you decide to do?"
"We don't know. Naraku has been dormant for four hundred years. We don't know why he would decide to attack all of a sudden, and we're not sure how to defeat him."
"Human, why did you say that you had not been living for five hundred years?"
"Well, I don't think I'm going to explain that until you use my name."
"I will," Yusuke said. He opened his mouth to tell Kagome's story when her fist slammed into his stomach.
"If you tell them anything I will personally rip out your tongue and feed it to Ah-Un," she said in a deadpan voice.
Yusuke's mouth closed and he cowered in front of her. But, curiosity soon got the better of him and he asked, "Who is Ah-Un?"
"Ah-Un is a two headed dragon. He has been in Sesshoumaru's service for around five hundred years." Suddenly her voice turned high pitched when she yelled, "He is so cute!" (Should I refer to Ah-Un as 'he' or 'they'?)
Sesshoumaru raised an eyebrow at her. "Cute? That beast is anything but cute."
"What would you know, Sesshoumaru? You won't even admit that your tail is cute."
"It's not."
"Yeah right. It's soft, fluffy, and at times it has a mind of its own. It's the ultimate teddy bear."
Everyone sweatdropped and Kagome smiled at the agitated Sesshoumaru. He started to crack his knuckles in a fashion similar to what Inuyasha did before starting a fight, and then he grinned cockily at Kagome. This scared the shit out of her and she sprinted out of the room. Sesshoumaru quickly followed her into the living room, finding her standing behind the couch, hiding behind her aunt and mother. Atsuko and Mrs. Higurashi looked between the two and slowly stood up to walk out of the room, but Kagome followed, using them as a shield.
"Kagome, dear, is something wrong?"
"Uh, I kind of insulted him, so now I'm scared."
"Why?"
"'Cause Fluffy is scary."
Atsuko rolled her eyes and said, "Kagome, you are such a baby."
"What?! I'm not a baby! If you knew Sesshoumaru like I do, then you would know that he can be very scary when he wants to be!"
Her aunt looked at Sesshoumaru critically and then said, "He doesn't look that scary to me. In fact, he's damn good looking." She turned to Kagome. "Make sure you don't let this one get away." Winking at Kagome suggestively, she walked out of the room.
Kagome was left there with Sesshoumaru and her mother, both watching as her face turned bright red. "You know what, I'm tired. I think I'm going to go to bed. See ya later, Fluffy!" She ran out of the room and up the stairs to her room, slamming the door behind her.
"Well, I think she was embarrassed," Mrs. Higurashi said. "I haven't seen her react like that since Hojo started asking her out." (I'm tired of trying to figure out where the damn 'u' goes, so I'm gonna spell that idiot's name like that)
"Who is this Hojo?"
"He is a nice young man that goes to school with Kagome. He's been interested in Kagome for a while now." Sesshoumaru remained silent and Mrs. Higurashi looked at him in concern. "Is something wrong?"
"Yes. I am also after your daughter's affections and I don't want to lose her to some little pup."
"Really? Well, this will be fun."
He raised an eyebrow at her and asked, "How so?"
"I'm thinking of helping you out a bit. What do you say?"
Sesshoumaru nodded. "I would appreciate your help."
With Kagome
Kagome had run into her room and immediately leaned against the door. She released a pent up breath and slowly opened her eyes. When they were finally open, they caught sight of a figure on her window sill and she almost screamed before she realized who it was. "Dammit, what the hell are you trying to do? Give me a heart attack? What if you had woken my kits up?"
"I didn't."
"What are you doing here?"
"You never answered my question, Kagome."
She smiled at him and said, "Well, since you used my name, I guess I'll tell you. But, I think you should make yourself comfortable first. We might be here a while."
He sat down in a corner and watched as she made herself comfortable in a corner opposite him. When she appeared to be comfortable he said, "Begin."
(I'm assuming you all know the story about the well—cuz if you don't your in trouble)
With Sesshoumaru and Mrs. H
"So, do you understand the plan?"
"Yes." He glanced at Mrs. Higurashi. "I must admit, I never expected to receive help in this area of my life. However, now that I have, you have my undying thanks." He bowed to her and she smiled.
"It was my pleasure. Just remember, I want you to start the preparations tomorrow, alright?"
"Of course."
Sorry it's so short, but I didn't even think about updating until the last minute. Anyway, hope you enjoyed it!
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