Baby, you're a Starr!, Special Edition!
Disclaimer: "Life is just a fantasy, can you live this fantasy life?" - Aldo Nova
Chapter 2: Mall Madness!
Bayville Mall
Baby Pyro was in a clothing store, causing havoc as only he could. "WHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!" Baby John laughed crazily as he watched a clothes rack burn. "Fire! Burn! Burn! Burn! WHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!" A couple security guards were running to the tiny pyrokinetic.
"Hey kid, Stop!" One guard cried. Baby John smiled evilly at them as he pointed his lighter flame at them.
"Bye Bye." Baby Pyro waved cutely as his lighter flame formed a pair of cute-looking flaming horses. "Say hi to my horsies!!" The horses charged the guards.
"Aw shoot! Run!!" The guards ran for their lives, fiery stampeding horses after them, leaving a laughing Baby John. He picked up a t-shirt from another rack.
"I hate pink!" He glared, throwing it into the fire. "Pink is evil! And it attracts Kathy Bates!"
The entrance to the Bayville Mall
"Here we are, little guy." Kitty cooed cutely. She held Baby Paul by the hand as she and the other X-Girls entered the mall.
"I wanna go to the music store." Baby Paul said. "All I need is a guitar. A purple one. Purple's my favorite color." He grinned.
"Doesn't he have the cutest little smile?" Rogue picked up Baby Paul.
"Awwwwwww" The other X-Girls cooed. Baby Starchild laughed.
"You girls act just like the other girls back home." Baby Paul laughed. "They all like me for some reason."
"Because you're so cute, that's why." Amara smiled.
A video game store
"Paul? Paul? Where are you?" Baby Craig looked around in an electronics store. "Stupid brother of mine. Always getting into…" He trailed off as he saw a video game. "Ooh! They got Grand Theft Auto, Vice City! I've been wantin' that." Baby Darkstar grabbed the game and shoved it in his coat. He then made sure to hi-tail it before anyone noticed it was gone.
A clothing store
The X-Girls were at a clothing store, alongside a confused Baby Paul.
"Uhm, girls…I don't mean to be testy, but what does clothes shopping have to do with getting my guitar?" Baby Paul asked Jean.
"Well, we thought we might get some shopping in while we're here." Jean replied cutely. She held a shirt in front of her. "Does this look good on me?" Baby Paul shrugged.
"I think so." Baby Paul replied. Jean smiled and patted Baby Paul's head. Baby Starchild sighed. Man, all I need is a guitar. The tiny LA native clone decided to go get it himself. "I'm gonna go find the music store. Bye Jean!" Baby Paul walked away, thinking Jean had heard him. Girls. The single weirdest creatures on the face of the earth. Gotta love 'em. Baby Paul smiled as he walked to find the music store.
The Bayville Mall parking lot
Duncan Matthews' car parked in a parking space near the mall's main entrance. He jumped out with a grin.
"Ahhhh, the mall. The number ONE place to get me a chick." He grinned, smoothing his blond hair in the rearview mirror. "Man, I'm good-looking." He gave his car a pat. "Don't go anywhere, baby. I'll be right back." He walked away with a grin. Baby John peeked out of a nearby bush.
"What a pretty car." He grinned, walking up to it. "I wanna burn it." Baby Pyro held up his lighter. "Time to fry." He grinned maniacally as he formed a large fiery gorilla from the flame. "Monkey, bash it!" The fiery gorilla roared and started using its fists to bash up the car. Baby John laughed as he walked away, leaving a dumbfounded crowd.
"Where'd that gorilla come from?"
"How did it do that?"
"Is it made of fire?"
"Don't make any sudden moves, and maybe it'll leave!"
Inside the Mall
Baby Darkstar was spraying the words "Darkstar Rules!" on the wall near the food court, using spray paint he stole from a hardware store. A mall cop walked up to him.
"Hey, little boy." He kneeled down next to him. "Don't you know that you're not allowed to spray paint on the walls. That's not nice."
"I know." Baby Craig glared. "And I don't care. Buzz off, pig."
"Now where'd you learn that language?"
"From your mother." Baby Craig glared. The cop shook his head.
"Where are your parents?"
"I have no parents." Baby Craig replied. "So go away."
"C'mon, kid." The cop grabbed Baby Craig, prompting a "Hey!" from the tiny ex-gang member. "We're gonna find your parents." The game Craig stole earlier fell from his jacket. The cop noticed.
"Hey, wait…" He picked up the game. "Where'd you get this?"
"Leave me alone!" Baby Craig snapped, blasting the cop's foot with his eye laser.
"OWWW!!!!" The cop grabbed his foot, dropping his leg and causing him to hop on one foot in a rather comical manner. Baby Craig kicked the cop's other leg, making him fall over. Baby Darkstar grabbed the game and ran off, stuffing it back in his jacket.
"Hey stop, kid!" He radioed for backup.
An elevator
Baby Paul rode the elevator up to the top floor.
"Wheeeeeee!" He cheered. "This is fun! Up and down! Up and down!" A lady who was there turned to the small superstar.
"You look familiar…" She tried to remember where she saw him before. Baby Paul scratched his head.
"I have that kind of face. Do you know where the music store is?" He told her. The lady shook her head, and the tiny superstar drooped his head in disappointment. The elevator stopped. "My floor!" He ran off, smiling. The lady scratched her head.
"Nah…He couldn't be one of them Misfits. They're teenagers." The lady shrugged.
The parking lot
Duncan Matthews looked at the flaming wreck that was his car, with wide eyes and a jaw that hit the ground.
"My car…" He moaned, starting to twitch. "My beautiful car. What happened?" He looked like he was about to cry.
"You don't wanna know, man." A guy said to Duncan.
"First I end up in jail with a drunken moron senator, now this!! WHYYYYYYYYYYY?!?!?!?!?!?!" He burst out crying.
The back entrance of the mall
Another purple vortex opened up in front of the back entrance of the mall. Four X-Babies jumped out. One was Baby Cyclops, the second was Baby Berzerker, the third was baby Gambit, and the fourth was one of the Baby Colossuses.
"Howcum de other Baby Colossuses are not wit' us?" Baby Gambit wondered.
"Because between plans backfiring and Darkstar's beatdowns, I'm the only one who is not injured." The Baby Colossus replied.
"We are gonna get that Starchild once and for all this time!" Baby Scott raised his fist in the air.
"He ain't gonna steal Gambit's girl!" Baby Remy added. Baby Ray looked at Baby Colossus.
If this guy's number is 13, then we're in BIIIIIIIG trouble.
"Baby Paul's gonna get it this time! WHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!" Baby Scott laughed evilly. Baby Remy looked at him.
"We are gonna die. Gambit just know it." Baby Remy moaned.
Between Baby Pyro and Baby Craig running amok and the Baby X-Boys after Baby Paul's life, all heck's gonna break loose!!! Will Pyro burn the mall down? Will Baby Craig beat up more mall cops? Will the X-Girls get their shopping done? Will Baby Paul get a new guitar? Find out in the next chapter!! Suggestions needed!!!!