Only if I'm not dead by June

by whathasmy1ifebecome

it's a dsmp highschool au where stuff happens. do not question it, so basically there are people being killed and some other illegal things, and they have to try to not die, there is dnf, karlnap and quackbur, that's all I've planned so far. and a bit of skephalo. credit: my friend VampireAcademyTotallyAddicted thank you for editing this

6. Chapter 6

TW: Swearing

-george pov-

I just woke up, I turned on my phone and saw a new group chat. -I'm your new step dad, let's go party bitches-

Drug dealer made a groupchat

Drug dealer changed the name to I'm your new step dad, let's go party bitches

Drug dealer: HAIYA BITCHES WE'RE GOING TO THE HALLOWEEN PARTY ON MONDAY TIME TO KILL SOMEONE

Muffin Man: LANGUAGE

Sapnap: What time

Piss boi: Will there be alcohol

Annoying child: TIME TO KILL SOME WOMEN

Enderman: NO TOMMY NOT AGAIN

Karlos: I'll be there, who else is going?

Colourblind bitch: Bet his new tall ass boyfriend is there

Annoying child: ARE U AND WILBUR GONNA HAVE SEX

Orphan killer: NO TOMMY I TOLD U WE DONT WANT TO KNOW IF WILBUR FUCKS ANYONE

Annoying child: I WANT TO KNOW

Muffin Man: LANGUAGE

Drug dealer's tall ass bf: *sends tommyinnit jump in the cadillac video*

Annoying child: AHAHHHAHAHHAHAHH

Orphan killer: F in chat

Muffin Man: Geppy we should make some muffin :D !

Diamond boi: NOT AT 5 AM AGAIN PLS LORD HAVE MERCY ON ME

Muffin Man: :O

Bee boi: We won't get arrested again will we?

Drug dealer: Nah man, this time I won't offer drugs to the police officer when I'm drunk

Colourblind bitch: Questionable

Colourblind bitch: Do we have to go tho

Drug dealer: YES

Colourblind bitch: What if we're dead?

Drug dealer: I will drag your corpse into the party, or bring you back from the dead

Sapnap: CAN ANYONE PICK ME UP?

Drug dealer: I'LL RENT A LIMBO TO PICK EVERYONE UP

Karlos: YESS

Annoying child: POGG

Drug dealer: Using Wilbur's credit card obviously

Drug dealer's tall ass bf: NO U ARE NOT GOING TO USE MY CREDIT CARD

Sapnap: AYO? WILBUR = QUACKITY'S SUGAR DADDY CONFIRMED?

Enderman: what?

Orphan killer: WILBUR YOU BETTER NOT USE MY MONEY WHEN UR BROKE

Annoying child: GIMME MONEY

Bee boi: YEAA WE'RE GONNA ROB WILBUR

Enderman: NO, NOT AGAIN, LAST TIME WE DID THAT SOME COPS WENT TO ARREST US, PHIL HAD TO BAIL US OUT

Karlos: now I need context

Colourblind bitch: that sounds interesting

Piss boi: how much would it cost to bail around 11 teenagers from jail bc of underage drinking or usage of drugs

Diamond boi: u mean 12 right? There's like 12 of us.

Muffin man: I'm not getting involved in it this time

Diamond boi: okok, bail us out would ya?

Orphan killer: Badboyhalo redemption arch pog?

Muffin man: owo

I turn off my phone and get out of bed. I check my clock. It's only 11 am, I guess I woke up early today. Wait, do I need a costume for the party tomorrow? It's fine I'll just find something from my wardrobe.

- timeskip Monday at school -

"Do I really have to go to the party? I have better things to do." I told Quackity. What's the point of going to a party anyways?

"What do you have to do?" Quackity asked, not believing my excuse.

Oh shit I hadn't thought of that…

"Study."

"Since when do you study?"

"Since now"

"That was the worst attempt of getting out of a party, you are going George, nothing could go wrong."

"Until someone smashes my head with a bottle and I die."

"No one's gonna die George, relax"

"We'll see about that."

"Oh no, gogy's gonna kill someone."

"Won't be the first time." I joked. (Or is it a joke? O-O )

"WERE YOU THE ONE THAT KILLED MS SMITHS?"

"Wha- no, it's just a joke."

"I have my eyes on you Georgenotfound." Quackity joked staring me in the eye an backing away slowly until-

"OH SHIT!" He yelled as he bumped into someone, welp shouldn't have walked backwards while staring at me.

"WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING DIPSHIT."

"FUCK OFF SCHLATT" Quackity yelled back giving him two middle fingers.

I've got to get out of here.

"Bye Quackity" I whispered to him as I ran off, that's his problem now.

"WHA- YOU BITCH, GOGY COME BACK"

I'm not doing this today, it's too early. It doesn't look like I can escape going to the party this time.

-Quackity pov-

HOW COULD HE JUST LEAVE ME LIKE THAT! HE BETTER GO TO THE PARTY!

"Looks like your new boyfriend left you." Schlatt whispered in my ears. HOW FUCKING DARE HE, I WOULD NEVER RUIN DNF-

"SHUT UP! HE'S NOT MY BOYFRIEND YOU DICKHEAD!"

"YEA SCHLATT YOU TWAT. SHUT THE FUCK UP."

"What, are you dating this idiot Wilbur?"

"DON'T CALL HIM AN IDIOT, ALTHOUGH HIS IS BUT STILL."

"Both of my exes dating? That's new."

"Schlatt piss off." Glad Techno's here on time, I need to actually get to class and this mother fucker is in the way.

"I'll be back."

"We're not counting on it." Wilbur replied." What the fuck were you doing?"

"Walking."

"You know what I mean."

"Walking backwards."

"I need more details."

"BYE I'M GOING TO CLASS, I'LL PICK YOU UP WITH MY LIMO " I said running out.

A/N

Ello, sorry for the short chapter, and ik that I haven't been updating this recently, because I have shit to do from the hellhole that society calls school. I actually planned to finish the Halloween party chapters by Halloween, that's why it's a halloween party, but this is after halloween for like 10 days. I've already got shit planned for Christmas that I probably won't write on time, anyways thanks for reading.

-Author ig.