A/N- Don't expect too much. I received 3 more hate e-mails and I almost
opened a virus. This is getting old, stop sending them! R/R please, it is
the only thing that is keeping me from completely giving up.
"Darling, I love you and all, but if you don't give me any coffee this very moment, I will have no other choice but to kill you with my bare hands loving husband of mine."
Luke shot Lorelai a look. "No."
"You are so going to sleep on the couch again if I don't see a caffeinated drink in 5.4.3."
Before Lorelai could finish counting and before Luke could reach for the mug, Kirk and Kim walked in. Both Danes groined.
"What do you want today Kirk?"
"Is that how you treat the Stevenson's? I think not!"
Luke just gave the two funny couple a look. "What would you both like?"
"Kirk and I would like three turkey sandwiches, three side salads, three ice teas, as well as a tuna salad."
"Three?"
Kirk gave Luke a shocked look. "What would you expect my mother to eat if I don't order 3 of everything?"
Lorelai gagged. "Salad?"
"Of course Lorelai. Very good."
Lorelai then asked Kim. "How is Kim the kitty doing?"
"Fine. She is better than Kirk the cat."
Kirk looked down. "I miss him."
Lorelai had to bite her tongue to keep from laughing. After the couple had left, she was going to go back to ask for coffee.
"Luke."
Luke simply handed Lorelai the cup and pot of coffee. "Don't bother the working man."
Lorelai simply squealed. She turned around when she heard the door to the diner open. "Welcome to coffee Heaven. RORY!"
Lorelai dropped her mug and rushed to her daughter, as the mug broke.
"That's the 5th cup this week Lorelai!"
While the Gilmore girls were squealing, Hermione was tempted to take her wand out and simply rebuild the cup back to its original form, but reminded herself that there was not suppose to be magic used at all in the muggle world in front of muggles oblivious to magic.
Lorelai finally stopped jumping and spotted Hermione. Lorelai looked a bit confused.
"I know you. Wait. Ok, give me a minute. I can remember. ok, maybe I forgot. My brain hurts. But I know you. I so totally know you so just give me a chance."
"Mom, this is."
"Shush offspring of mine. I can figure this out by myself. Wait. Curly hair, brown eyes. You look suspiciously like a Gilmore."
"You are really close Lorelai but I am afraid I am not a Gilmore."
"Wait! British accent! Granger! HERMIONE!"
Lorelai ran right up to Hermione and gave her a hard embrace.
"OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD! How is this possible?! I haven't seen you for years! YEARS! You never wrote or anything, no picture but you are here and healthy and everything! Let me look at you!"
Lorelai let go of Hermione and gave her a good look. "Rory, you hit her with your pretty stick! I told you that you had to keep it to yourself!"
Hermione and Rory laughed.
"Sorry Lorelai, but I stole it from her and hit myself with it so I can be a Gilmore."
Lorelai swept a fake tear.
"I am touched."
Lorelai and Hermione talked on and on about everything while Rory wandered off to the counter.
"Coffee."
Luke looked up at her and grumbled. "No."
"Please?"
"No."
Then Jess came down with his Sex Pistols shirt.
"What do you think you are wearing?! I let you stay here while you repeat senior year and you come down with a shirt that says that word?!"
"I like the shirt."
"Go change."
"Why?"
"Because you are disturbing the customers!"
"Then should I wear my Metallica shirt?"
"No."
"What about the Marilyn Manson one?"
"Jess."
"Or maybe my Slipknot shirt."
"JESS!"
"Yes Uncle Luke."
"UPSTAIRS! NOW!"
Lorelai had taken that time to pour herself, Hermione, and Rory a cup of coffee. She started to clap.
"Encore, Encore!"
"Lorelai, you are not helping right now."
"But honey, it was very amusing wasn't it?"
Luke sighed. Then he looked at Hermione.
"How are you related to this insane women that they call Lorelai?"
"She is my aunt."
Lorelai smiled.
"Oh yeah, I forgot. This is my beloved husband and coffee god, Luke."
Luke groaned.
"What do you want?"
Lorelai turned and stared at Hermione. There was only one right answer.
"Umm. Coffee."
Lorelai smiled and Luke sighed.
"You are going to kill yourself or worse, turn out like this woman."
Hermione laughed as Jess came down with his 'uniform'. Luke turned around as his eyes flamed up.
"Do you find this amusing? Does it amuse you to piss me off?!"
Jess gave Luke an 'innocent' look.
"I thought this was the uniform."
"I told you before and I will tell you for the very last time. This is not funny; now go and change into something appropriate!"
Rory and Hermione ordered to food and had received it while this commotion was happening. Rory whispered to Hermione.
"This is actually very normal."
Hermione laughed. She whispered back.
"Even the wizarding world's banters don't compare to this one."
Then a blonde girl entered.
"Hey Paris."
Hermione looked around to see a pretty blonde girl. Rory introduced them.
"Hermione, meet Paris, my roommate and sadly, also Jess's girlfriend."
Jess was in the background. "HEY!"
"Paris, meet Hermione, my cousin and fellow Yale scholar."
Paris looked at Hermione and had somewhat of a smile (The infamous Paris smile).
"Pleasure to meet you."
"It is mine also."
"Oh, from England? And you came all the way here when you could have went somewhere else?"
"Yale sounded good."
Paris turned his attention to Jess and almost laughed.
"I can't believe you go all dressed up for me."
Jess groaned. "I am changing now."
He went upstairs as Luke smiled.
"I need you around here more."
"Darling, I love you and all, but if you don't give me any coffee this very moment, I will have no other choice but to kill you with my bare hands loving husband of mine."
Luke shot Lorelai a look. "No."
"You are so going to sleep on the couch again if I don't see a caffeinated drink in 5.4.3."
Before Lorelai could finish counting and before Luke could reach for the mug, Kirk and Kim walked in. Both Danes groined.
"What do you want today Kirk?"
"Is that how you treat the Stevenson's? I think not!"
Luke just gave the two funny couple a look. "What would you both like?"
"Kirk and I would like three turkey sandwiches, three side salads, three ice teas, as well as a tuna salad."
"Three?"
Kirk gave Luke a shocked look. "What would you expect my mother to eat if I don't order 3 of everything?"
Lorelai gagged. "Salad?"
"Of course Lorelai. Very good."
Lorelai then asked Kim. "How is Kim the kitty doing?"
"Fine. She is better than Kirk the cat."
Kirk looked down. "I miss him."
Lorelai had to bite her tongue to keep from laughing. After the couple had left, she was going to go back to ask for coffee.
"Luke."
Luke simply handed Lorelai the cup and pot of coffee. "Don't bother the working man."
Lorelai simply squealed. She turned around when she heard the door to the diner open. "Welcome to coffee Heaven. RORY!"
Lorelai dropped her mug and rushed to her daughter, as the mug broke.
"That's the 5th cup this week Lorelai!"
While the Gilmore girls were squealing, Hermione was tempted to take her wand out and simply rebuild the cup back to its original form, but reminded herself that there was not suppose to be magic used at all in the muggle world in front of muggles oblivious to magic.
Lorelai finally stopped jumping and spotted Hermione. Lorelai looked a bit confused.
"I know you. Wait. Ok, give me a minute. I can remember. ok, maybe I forgot. My brain hurts. But I know you. I so totally know you so just give me a chance."
"Mom, this is."
"Shush offspring of mine. I can figure this out by myself. Wait. Curly hair, brown eyes. You look suspiciously like a Gilmore."
"You are really close Lorelai but I am afraid I am not a Gilmore."
"Wait! British accent! Granger! HERMIONE!"
Lorelai ran right up to Hermione and gave her a hard embrace.
"OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD! How is this possible?! I haven't seen you for years! YEARS! You never wrote or anything, no picture but you are here and healthy and everything! Let me look at you!"
Lorelai let go of Hermione and gave her a good look. "Rory, you hit her with your pretty stick! I told you that you had to keep it to yourself!"
Hermione and Rory laughed.
"Sorry Lorelai, but I stole it from her and hit myself with it so I can be a Gilmore."
Lorelai swept a fake tear.
"I am touched."
Lorelai and Hermione talked on and on about everything while Rory wandered off to the counter.
"Coffee."
Luke looked up at her and grumbled. "No."
"Please?"
"No."
Then Jess came down with his Sex Pistols shirt.
"What do you think you are wearing?! I let you stay here while you repeat senior year and you come down with a shirt that says that word?!"
"I like the shirt."
"Go change."
"Why?"
"Because you are disturbing the customers!"
"Then should I wear my Metallica shirt?"
"No."
"What about the Marilyn Manson one?"
"Jess."
"Or maybe my Slipknot shirt."
"JESS!"
"Yes Uncle Luke."
"UPSTAIRS! NOW!"
Lorelai had taken that time to pour herself, Hermione, and Rory a cup of coffee. She started to clap.
"Encore, Encore!"
"Lorelai, you are not helping right now."
"But honey, it was very amusing wasn't it?"
Luke sighed. Then he looked at Hermione.
"How are you related to this insane women that they call Lorelai?"
"She is my aunt."
Lorelai smiled.
"Oh yeah, I forgot. This is my beloved husband and coffee god, Luke."
Luke groaned.
"What do you want?"
Lorelai turned and stared at Hermione. There was only one right answer.
"Umm. Coffee."
Lorelai smiled and Luke sighed.
"You are going to kill yourself or worse, turn out like this woman."
Hermione laughed as Jess came down with his 'uniform'. Luke turned around as his eyes flamed up.
"Do you find this amusing? Does it amuse you to piss me off?!"
Jess gave Luke an 'innocent' look.
"I thought this was the uniform."
"I told you before and I will tell you for the very last time. This is not funny; now go and change into something appropriate!"
Rory and Hermione ordered to food and had received it while this commotion was happening. Rory whispered to Hermione.
"This is actually very normal."
Hermione laughed. She whispered back.
"Even the wizarding world's banters don't compare to this one."
Then a blonde girl entered.
"Hey Paris."
Hermione looked around to see a pretty blonde girl. Rory introduced them.
"Hermione, meet Paris, my roommate and sadly, also Jess's girlfriend."
Jess was in the background. "HEY!"
"Paris, meet Hermione, my cousin and fellow Yale scholar."
Paris looked at Hermione and had somewhat of a smile (The infamous Paris smile).
"Pleasure to meet you."
"It is mine also."
"Oh, from England? And you came all the way here when you could have went somewhere else?"
"Yale sounded good."
Paris turned his attention to Jess and almost laughed.
"I can't believe you go all dressed up for me."
Jess groaned. "I am changing now."
He went upstairs as Luke smiled.
"I need you around here more."