Disclaimer: Under the Glass Moon belongs to Ko Ya-Seong.

A/N: You all knew it was coming, you can't deny it! Luka/Neo is good for the brain and...clogging your nose with blood. Anyway, onward to the drabble-yness! 0X

Taking a Tour

Oh, hello! I didn't see you there.

What was that? You want a tour? Well, I'm very sorry, but everyone is terribly busy and can't really show you around at this point in time.

What do you mean I could? What do I look like, a butler?

Right, whatever. Follow me. Was there anything specific you wanted to see?

Oh? Ohohoho! My what a grand idea! Spying on Neo and Luka is a great pastime. Mind you, you have to be careful not to get caught. I was once and almost lost my leg.

Oh do come back! I was only joking. No, really get back here! That's better.

Where was I....? Ah yes! There's a room by the laboratory that gives you an excellent view of the two while they...work. If it can be called that.

"Master Luka," Oh! Here's our first bit of eyecandy now.

"What?" Quit swooning, we all know he's got a gruffly sexy voice, but honestly! That's a bit much don't you think?

"Master Luka, what does a Giftplanze Mandragora [1] do?" Oh, do shut up about all the leather. I'm trying to listen.

"It's a plant used in many aphrodisiacs. It's effects vary from formula to formula, but it gets the same effect done." Yes, I do see him eyeing Neo, shhh!

"If you want...I could demonstrate it's effects. Very enlightening." Breathe, breathe! You can't pass out now, the good part's just about to begin. And clog up that nose, I don't want blood on my new suit.

"Demonstrate, but how...?" Giggle and I'll slice your finger off. That's better. I'd rather not have a repeat of what happened the last time I was caught spying with a guest.

What happened?

Nothing serious. The guest was throttled till they turned blue, and I couldn't stand on my left leg for more than minutes at a time for weeks!

"Very easily. Come over here and I'll show you." What was that? What about older women..?

Pishtosh. Luka still likes older women, but Neo's special. No, not because of his summoning abilities, jeez. Look at him! He's so cute and cuddly how could Luka not succumb to him? That's what I though, now shh! Neo's getting up.

And stop squirming.

Oh...

Oh my!

Luka is very skilled with his tongue isn't he? Wait, where's his hand going....

I told you to plug that nose of your--- Hand me a tissue, would you dear? I do believe it's starting to have an effect on even me.

Neo makes some impossibly cute noises doesn't he? Especially when his shirt gets thrown off like that. Oh! There goes Luka's shirt, if a bit of fishnet even counts. Aaaaaand, there goes Neo's pants.

That was rather quick.

Hmm? Oh, yes, red does suit Neo quite nicely. Red and sweaty. Same goes for Luka, don't you think?

I guess you didn't know Luka doesn't wear any underpants. Oh well, you're warned for next time right? Of course you can come again! (Ahaha, that sounds like a horrible pun right now.)

Well, come on then. I've got blood to clean up and other...duties to attend to. Why not come again next week? Luka always does laundry on Thursdays, quite enjoyable I assure you.

Oh yes, quite enjoyable indeed.

Owari

A/N: [1] I got that from the sign in the first volume. You know while Luel is chasing Nell and Luka is trying to plant that grumpy looking..toadlike thing? Yeah, that sign. X3 -shrugs-

I promised a squicky Luka/Neo fiction and that's what you got. Complete with a free tour guide! HAHAH! XD What fun. Reviews greatly appreciated.