Well,That's Interesting

by Jessy-J05

A Hair drying experience goes haywire and poor Emily is knocked unconscious by the electric shock. When she awakes, She finds herself in a strange new land, with a strange young man who claims he is an elf. R&R, no flames please :) THANKS FOR THE SUPPORT

3. Woodland boy no know Burger King

Forgot to add the disclamer before.. I own nothing but Emily.. I don't own LOTR or anything else.. so.... yeah..

Chapter 3

"You can read minds? You're an ally of Sauron aren't you? You're trying to find the ring!" Legolas said pulling me off the horse.

"First, ouch that fricking hurt, secondly who the hell is this Sauron dude, and thirdly, no neither me or Santa are allies with him. And what are you talking about a ring? What does a ring have to do with any of this stuff?" I said getting very annoyed with his little mood problems. "And I was just kidding about the mind reading stuff. It was a sarcastic remark, because you said that you were an elf, and there are no such things as elves."

"Miss Emily, I do believe you about not being an ally of Sauron. But why do you keep saying I am not an elf and that elves are not real?" Legolas asked me helping me back on the horse. " And my apologies for pulling you off."

"Whatever you say woodland boy." I said as he hopped back on. If this guy wasn't hot, I would have so jumped off the horse."Hey is there anything to eat around here? Like a McDonald's or a Burger King?"

"A what or what?"

"Oh so sorry forgot you DON'T KNOW ANYTHING. Is there any kind of food anywhere around her?" Geeze this elf man boy was kinda really starting to annoy me.

"Excuse me? Is that anyway to talk to a prince?" Legolas said getting an angry tone to his voice.

"Oh so sorry your royal hindass.."

"Miss Emily."

"Sorry. Legolas, may I please have something to eat? I would much appreciate it." I said smiling fake as I could.

"Thank you. I have some Lembas bread, if you would like some." He said reaching in his bag and pulling out a piece of hard bread like stuff wrapped in a leaf.

"What bread?" I said taking it. "Hey this is kinda good. Thanks Lego." Ahh so fun to annoy him.

"Legolas...oh I give up." He said shaking his head. "You may call me whatever you wish My Lady."

"Wow, you made a joke! Your first joke! This has to be some kind of event. The serious no fun elf dude makes a joke! Call the newspapers..." I said as he laughed and shook his head.