Chapter 5
"I have clothes yes, but no women's garments." he said grabbing his bag.
"Okay that's fine with me. I'm freezing so anything is better than this." I said as he handed me some green legging like things and a darker green shirt. "What are you a ballet dancer?"
"Excuse me miss?"
"Nevermind. I'm going to go change." I said walking away shaking my head. How much longer can I stand this guy? Just remember.. He's hot, so he might have hot friends. I went behind a tree to change, and I was getting ready to put my shirt on when guess who, woodland boy comes running around the tree. "WHAT THE HELL! LOOK AWAY!" I screamed as he turned and I put the shirt on quickly.
"I saw nothing my lady." I said noticing a shake in his voice. Yeah he saw nothing, suuuure he didn't. "We can not camp yet. I heard a party of Orcs about 10 miles away. We must move quickly." Well he didn't have to tell me twice. I was in no hurry to run into those ugly things again. I picked up my clothes and we ran back to the horse and jumped on.
After about 2 hours of really fast horse riding, Legolas stopped and jumped off the horse.
"Uhm.. What about the Orc party of bazillion? Shouldn't we keep riding?" I said confused.
"We have lost them. I have not heard them for an hour. They turned into the west." He said taking his stuff of the horse and helping me down.
"So we can stay at this place and not be made dinner?"
"Yes Miss Emily, I do believe so." he said as he started to build a fire.
"Oo we can sing camp fire songs!!" I said happily. Finally, something fun to do to annoy woodland boy.
"Oh songs, I do much enjoy music. Please do sing." He said sitting on a rock looking quite pleased for a change. Oh boy I'd change that mood... Ahh being annoying is such fun.
5 minutes later
"66 bottles of beer on the wall, 66 bottles of beer. Take one down pass it around, 65 bottles of be..." I sang until he finally interrupted me. Wow it took him a while to crack.
"Miss Emily, do you know any other songs that aren't so... vile?" He said giving me an annoyed look. Ah the annoyed look, my job is done. I guess I could be nice to the poor guy for a while.
"Why don't you try? I'll think of a better one later." I said as he smiled. Drool... ah oops..er I mean... stupid woodland boy...
"I guess I could sing one of my favorites." He said closing his eyes as he started to sing. I could do nothing but stare in awe. It was in a different language that I had never heard before, but it was the most beautiful thing I had ever heard. So woodland boy was hot and could sing. Ah what am I saying? I can't like this guy, I don't even know him. He stopped singing and smiled at me. Wait, did he just smile at me? No way... I've never gotten a smile like that, mostly just annoyed looks...
"Miss Emily have you checked your reflection lately? You might believe in what I am once you see what you are." He said with the same smile. What was he talking about? I reached my hand up to pull my hair behind my ears and noticed something. Something very very strange.
"I have clothes yes, but no women's garments." he said grabbing his bag.
"Okay that's fine with me. I'm freezing so anything is better than this." I said as he handed me some green legging like things and a darker green shirt. "What are you a ballet dancer?"
"Excuse me miss?"
"Nevermind. I'm going to go change." I said walking away shaking my head. How much longer can I stand this guy? Just remember.. He's hot, so he might have hot friends. I went behind a tree to change, and I was getting ready to put my shirt on when guess who, woodland boy comes running around the tree. "WHAT THE HELL! LOOK AWAY!" I screamed as he turned and I put the shirt on quickly.
"I saw nothing my lady." I said noticing a shake in his voice. Yeah he saw nothing, suuuure he didn't. "We can not camp yet. I heard a party of Orcs about 10 miles away. We must move quickly." Well he didn't have to tell me twice. I was in no hurry to run into those ugly things again. I picked up my clothes and we ran back to the horse and jumped on.
After about 2 hours of really fast horse riding, Legolas stopped and jumped off the horse.
"Uhm.. What about the Orc party of bazillion? Shouldn't we keep riding?" I said confused.
"We have lost them. I have not heard them for an hour. They turned into the west." He said taking his stuff of the horse and helping me down.
"So we can stay at this place and not be made dinner?"
"Yes Miss Emily, I do believe so." he said as he started to build a fire.
"Oo we can sing camp fire songs!!" I said happily. Finally, something fun to do to annoy woodland boy.
"Oh songs, I do much enjoy music. Please do sing." He said sitting on a rock looking quite pleased for a change. Oh boy I'd change that mood... Ahh being annoying is such fun.
5 minutes later
"66 bottles of beer on the wall, 66 bottles of beer. Take one down pass it around, 65 bottles of be..." I sang until he finally interrupted me. Wow it took him a while to crack.
"Miss Emily, do you know any other songs that aren't so... vile?" He said giving me an annoyed look. Ah the annoyed look, my job is done. I guess I could be nice to the poor guy for a while.
"Why don't you try? I'll think of a better one later." I said as he smiled. Drool... ah oops..er I mean... stupid woodland boy...
"I guess I could sing one of my favorites." He said closing his eyes as he started to sing. I could do nothing but stare in awe. It was in a different language that I had never heard before, but it was the most beautiful thing I had ever heard. So woodland boy was hot and could sing. Ah what am I saying? I can't like this guy, I don't even know him. He stopped singing and smiled at me. Wait, did he just smile at me? No way... I've never gotten a smile like that, mostly just annoyed looks...
"Miss Emily have you checked your reflection lately? You might believe in what I am once you see what you are." He said with the same smile. What was he talking about? I reached my hand up to pull my hair behind my ears and noticed something. Something very very strange.