Disclaimer: I is ownings nothings, kapeesh? ^^ I is wishings I dids thoughs... u.u But I is reallies poors sos... ^^;;
A/N: Wolf-chan: ^___^ Yay! It took awhile for some reviews to come in and I was wondering... ^^ But now we got three! Hee hee... And I'm glad you guys like the story thus far! Heh... (and hopefully some of you come see my own stories... u.u *sniffs* PLEASE?!)
Inu-Yasha: –_– Wolf, why must you always talk so much about your own work?
Wolf-chan: u.u Because no one really reviews... But those who do seem to like my stories... *sniffs* It's such a big site, what am I to expect?
Inu-Yasha: u.u;; Stop making that pitiful face, you're making me feel guilty.
Wolf-chan: O.O Really? ^_________^ Sweeeeeeeeet.
Inu-Yasha: –_– I shouldn't have said anything.
Wolf-chan: Oh, yes, before I forget... About Xellos bashing? Hmm... That gives me an idea... Hee hee hee...
***
On the Slayers set, Lina Inverse was fiddling around with her fingers, Gourry sitting next to her,
the expressions sunken in from their deprivation from food. "Hungry..." Lina said.
"Food..." Gourry said, leaning forward and landing face first into the grass. "So huhgwy..." he added, his voice muffled.
"ALL RIGHT!! GERMAN CHOCOLATE!!" came a loud shout from a ways away.
Lina and Gourry sat bolt upright and said in unison, "WHERE?" Standing up they ran off in the general direction of the shout and came across Xellos.
Xellos was holding a large lump of German chocolate in his hands gazing, entranced, at it. He was just about to take a bite when Lina and Gourry snatched the huge lump and started gorging on it.
"Oooh... That's not fair..." Xellos whined, sighing and hanging his head. "Damn humans have no respect for the century old do they?"
Filia walked up and blinked. "What? What about 'the century old...?'" she asked.
The director then shouted, "CUT!! No, no, more FEELING Filia, FEELING."
Filia sighed and glared at the director. "Feeling my ASS!"
Just then, something crept by. "Huh?" Filia said, puzzled.
Lina and Gourry, too busy eating the German chocolate, weren't paying anything else any attention, while Xellos, on the other hand, jumped for joy. "Whoo hoo! Finally! We're going to get some action around here!"
Sweat dropping, Filia turned to Xellos, "Do you mind?"
"Oh, yes, lots."
"Well, SCREW YOU!! Stupid monster!" Filia said then, grumbling under her breath, added, "I'm going to go see what the hell that was." And off she went.
It turned out it was just Amelia, sneaking back off set to set up some "spectacular" scene she and her father were going to attempt to pull off later.
"Dammit, I thought you were some stranger who came up and around to destroy the set!" Filia said. She looked incredibly disappointed. "I had my club ready and everything..."
"You'll live. Would you help me with this large box?" Amelia asked.
"You're so much more practical off stage aren't you?" Filia asked.
"Unlike the others, I like to spend my free-time actually doing something..." Amelia said cheerfully.
"I see..." Filia helped Amelia with the box and they stuck it up behind a large poster of Santa Claus in bright swimming trunks and a white tank top. "You know, I hate Christmas in July..."
"Why?"
"Because then I have to deal with images like this one," Filia said, pointing to the poster.
"Oh... Yeah... I guess you have a point..."
***
Meanwhile... Ryo, who-looks-absolutely-nothing-like-Bakura-even-though-Malik-and-Yugi-seem-to-think-so, had gotten himself lost...
Ryo sighed. "No good... I keep running into this same McDonalds promotional sign... Like they need one..."
***
Wolf-chan: ^^ Aaaaahhh... Poor Ryo, he is soooo lost.
Ryo: *weeps* It's not fair! Why!!
Wolf-chan: u.u It's not my fault if you've got as bad of a sense of direction as Sano-chan from Rurouni Kenshin.
Ryou: Huh? Who the hell is that?
Wolf-chan: He's not in this fic so don't worry about it.
Ryo: *continues weeping* Okay...
Wolf-chan: Anyway... My plan for Xellos torment begins in chapter five! ^^
Ack, you know, chapter three kinda turned out a bit funny. One of the paragraphs was missing! @_@ So... I'm going to have to prod Hay-chan into fixing it... ^^;;
A/N: Wolf-chan: ^___^ Yay! It took awhile for some reviews to come in and I was wondering... ^^ But now we got three! Hee hee... And I'm glad you guys like the story thus far! Heh... (and hopefully some of you come see my own stories... u.u *sniffs* PLEASE?!)
Inu-Yasha: –_– Wolf, why must you always talk so much about your own work?
Wolf-chan: u.u Because no one really reviews... But those who do seem to like my stories... *sniffs* It's such a big site, what am I to expect?
Inu-Yasha: u.u;; Stop making that pitiful face, you're making me feel guilty.
Wolf-chan: O.O Really? ^_________^ Sweeeeeeeeet.
Inu-Yasha: –_– I shouldn't have said anything.
Wolf-chan: Oh, yes, before I forget... About Xellos bashing? Hmm... That gives me an idea... Hee hee hee...
***
On the Slayers set, Lina Inverse was fiddling around with her fingers, Gourry sitting next to her,
the expressions sunken in from their deprivation from food. "Hungry..." Lina said.
"Food..." Gourry said, leaning forward and landing face first into the grass. "So huhgwy..." he added, his voice muffled.
"ALL RIGHT!! GERMAN CHOCOLATE!!" came a loud shout from a ways away.
Lina and Gourry sat bolt upright and said in unison, "WHERE?" Standing up they ran off in the general direction of the shout and came across Xellos.
Xellos was holding a large lump of German chocolate in his hands gazing, entranced, at it. He was just about to take a bite when Lina and Gourry snatched the huge lump and started gorging on it.
"Oooh... That's not fair..." Xellos whined, sighing and hanging his head. "Damn humans have no respect for the century old do they?"
Filia walked up and blinked. "What? What about 'the century old...?'" she asked.
The director then shouted, "CUT!! No, no, more FEELING Filia, FEELING."
Filia sighed and glared at the director. "Feeling my ASS!"
Just then, something crept by. "Huh?" Filia said, puzzled.
Lina and Gourry, too busy eating the German chocolate, weren't paying anything else any attention, while Xellos, on the other hand, jumped for joy. "Whoo hoo! Finally! We're going to get some action around here!"
Sweat dropping, Filia turned to Xellos, "Do you mind?"
"Oh, yes, lots."
"Well, SCREW YOU!! Stupid monster!" Filia said then, grumbling under her breath, added, "I'm going to go see what the hell that was." And off she went.
It turned out it was just Amelia, sneaking back off set to set up some "spectacular" scene she and her father were going to attempt to pull off later.
"Dammit, I thought you were some stranger who came up and around to destroy the set!" Filia said. She looked incredibly disappointed. "I had my club ready and everything..."
"You'll live. Would you help me with this large box?" Amelia asked.
"You're so much more practical off stage aren't you?" Filia asked.
"Unlike the others, I like to spend my free-time actually doing something..." Amelia said cheerfully.
"I see..." Filia helped Amelia with the box and they stuck it up behind a large poster of Santa Claus in bright swimming trunks and a white tank top. "You know, I hate Christmas in July..."
"Why?"
"Because then I have to deal with images like this one," Filia said, pointing to the poster.
"Oh... Yeah... I guess you have a point..."
***
Meanwhile... Ryo, who-looks-absolutely-nothing-like-Bakura-even-though-Malik-and-Yugi-seem-to-think-so, had gotten himself lost...
Ryo sighed. "No good... I keep running into this same McDonalds promotional sign... Like they need one..."
***
Wolf-chan: ^^ Aaaaahhh... Poor Ryo, he is soooo lost.
Ryo: *weeps* It's not fair! Why!!
Wolf-chan: u.u It's not my fault if you've got as bad of a sense of direction as Sano-chan from Rurouni Kenshin.
Ryou: Huh? Who the hell is that?
Wolf-chan: He's not in this fic so don't worry about it.
Ryo: *continues weeping* Okay...
Wolf-chan: Anyway... My plan for Xellos torment begins in chapter five! ^^
Ack, you know, chapter three kinda turned out a bit funny. One of the paragraphs was missing! @_@ So... I'm going to have to prod Hay-chan into fixing it... ^^;;