Disclaimer: I do not hold claim to any of the animes used whatsoever! But who ever said I WASN'T plotting to get my hands on the deeds? *grins* BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Bakura: u.u;; Get on with the story.
Shippo: Come on!! You're going to have t—
Wolf: –_– Ssshhhhhh!! Don't give away the chapter!!
Shippo: O.O Oh, sorry.
***
Back on the Pokemon set...
Jesse and James growled, strangling Meowth. "I... HATE... THIS... JOB!!!" they shouted.
"Meeeowth... that's... ... ... ... ... riiight... x.x" Meowth said. 'I hate it too you know...' he thought.
And now... With our traveling trio...
Yugi whined, saying, "I wanna Pokingman!!"
"POKEMON!!" Ryo said. "AND NO!!"
Yugi, weeping, asked, "Why... *sniff* not?"
"BECAUSE!!" Malik said as Ryo and he continued dragging him along.
"I thought you said we could go back and see them?" Yugi said, rubbing his eyes.
"Yeah, I DID but I DIDN'T say you could HAVE one!!" Malik said.
"WAAAAAAHH!! YOU'RE SO MEAN!!" Yugi said.
"Ugh..." Malik shook his head and looked at Ryo in desperation. "Help!"
"I don't know!!" Ryo said. "I just want to get back to my set!!"
And now... As for Shippo's little adventure...
Shippo trudged along, little sack slung over his shoulder, looking tired and bored. "Why did I even decide to go on this little escapade anyway? This is so LAME..." he grumbled kicking a rock. Soon he came upon a sign; looking up at the writing, he stared at it blankly. "What's that?" (A/N: Can't read my little kitsune friend? ^_________^ *pats Shippo on the head*) The sign read:
Slayers set:
5 miles
"Dammit, I wish I could read!" Shippo grumbled. (A/N: You know... I find it rather interesting; he has such a WIDE vocabulary for such a little kid... And he cusses, but that's no big thing... Yet he can't read? Now THAT'S the most interesting part. Oh yes, and I recall him drawing a little picture book one episode... didn't that have words? Maybe not... *shakes head* Naaaah...)
Shippo walked into the Slayers set and looked around. "Hmm? Interesting."
Suddenly... Something came flying right into Shippo, grinding the poor little guy into the ground. "AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!! I'M SORRY FILIA, REALLY!!" the something shouted.
Filia came running with her club clutched above her head, ready to strike. "XELLOS, NO AMOUNT OF APOLOGIES IS GOING TO SAVE YOU THIS TIME!!" She then came down on Xellos but... He wasn't there. And so poor Shippo got the brunt of that one.
"WAAAAAAAHHH!! What did I ever do to deserve this?!" Shippo shouted dodging but even so Filia got to his bushy tail. "MY TAIL!! AAAAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEEE!!"
Filia stopped and blinked. "Huh?" Her own tail sticking out, she looked down at Shippo. "OOOHH!! I'm soooo sorry!" Lifting her club off the poor guy's tail, she picked him up. "You okay?"
"Yeah, no thanks to YOU," Shippo grumbled.
"Heh..." Filia then glared over at the cowering Xellos and growled. "Excuse me a moment," she said, setting Shippo down and continued chasing Xellos around the set for... whatever he had done this time.
Shippo, very disgruntled, hopped around looking about here and there, and poking the most interesting stuff he saw. A good example would be a box of Amelia's fireworks. Of course, what HE didn't know, was that they were very sensitive.
BOOOOOOOOM!! "AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!"
Shippo, needless to say, went flying, ramming into none other than Xellos.
"ACK!! What's with me and abuse? I tend to attract a hell of a lot of it these days," Xellos said, plucking the little kitsune off of him by the tail and waving the swirly-eyed kid in front of himself.
"XELLOS!! What'd you do to that poor kid?!" Filia shouted. "YOU DAMN MONSTERS ARE ALL THE SAME!!" She then began chasing after him... Again.
Xellos quickly tossed Shippo aside and ran for his dear life. "SHIT!! DAMN BITCH!! I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING TO HIM!! _HE_ RAMMED INTO _ME_!!"
"LIKELY EXCUSE, YOU DAMN MONSTER!! GET BACK HERE BAKA!!"
Shippo shook his head and watched the Xellos Chase session for awhile until he konked out where he sat.
***
A/N: *phew*
Wolf: I have no clue where this is going! ^^ Soon we're just going to have to sit and cook up ideas or something... Doesn't need a plot or anything... Best leave this like it is... A pointless story written just to have a bitta fun, right? ^^
Inu-Yasha: What the hell're you doing to Shippo?! Kagome and Kikyo would be PISSED if they found out!!
Kagome: *walks up* What would I pissed about?
Wolf: *waves hand around* Ahh... It's nothing, just Inu sneaking a peak in your underwear drawer...
Kagome: O.O *turns around to look at Inu-Yasha*
Inu-Yasha: What? *blinks* Don't look at me like that!! I didn't do it!! She was bashing Shippo!! *points at Wolf*
Wolf: ^________^ I like Shippo. He's so cuuuuuute. *hugs Shippo plushie*
Kagome: *intense glare* –_– Inu-Yasha...
Inu-Yasha: Y-yes...?
Kagome: *anime vein* WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU DOING IN MY DRAWER?!! *chases Inu-Yasha around*
Wolf: ^^ Well, I DO like Shippo. He's so cute! That's why I like making fun of the little guy... (I tend to make the worst fun out of my favorite characters... I usually don't make fun of characters I don't like... I just don't use them... This is my first Pokemon bashing fic... ^^) Anyway... Later!! *waves* That's the end of chappy five!! Read and review, please!! Very much appreciated! Thankies!! Hee hee. Oh, yes, and ideas are always welcome. ^____^ Why wouldn't they be?
Bakura: u.u;; Get on with the story.
Shippo: Come on!! You're going to have t—
Wolf: –_– Ssshhhhhh!! Don't give away the chapter!!
Shippo: O.O Oh, sorry.
***
Back on the Pokemon set...
Jesse and James growled, strangling Meowth. "I... HATE... THIS... JOB!!!" they shouted.
"Meeeowth... that's... ... ... ... ... riiight... x.x" Meowth said. 'I hate it too you know...' he thought.
And now... With our traveling trio...
Yugi whined, saying, "I wanna Pokingman!!"
"POKEMON!!" Ryo said. "AND NO!!"
Yugi, weeping, asked, "Why... *sniff* not?"
"BECAUSE!!" Malik said as Ryo and he continued dragging him along.
"I thought you said we could go back and see them?" Yugi said, rubbing his eyes.
"Yeah, I DID but I DIDN'T say you could HAVE one!!" Malik said.
"WAAAAAAHH!! YOU'RE SO MEAN!!" Yugi said.
"Ugh..." Malik shook his head and looked at Ryo in desperation. "Help!"
"I don't know!!" Ryo said. "I just want to get back to my set!!"
And now... As for Shippo's little adventure...
Shippo trudged along, little sack slung over his shoulder, looking tired and bored. "Why did I even decide to go on this little escapade anyway? This is so LAME..." he grumbled kicking a rock. Soon he came upon a sign; looking up at the writing, he stared at it blankly. "What's that?" (A/N: Can't read my little kitsune friend? ^_________^ *pats Shippo on the head*) The sign read:
Slayers set:
5 miles
"Dammit, I wish I could read!" Shippo grumbled. (A/N: You know... I find it rather interesting; he has such a WIDE vocabulary for such a little kid... And he cusses, but that's no big thing... Yet he can't read? Now THAT'S the most interesting part. Oh yes, and I recall him drawing a little picture book one episode... didn't that have words? Maybe not... *shakes head* Naaaah...)
Shippo walked into the Slayers set and looked around. "Hmm? Interesting."
Suddenly... Something came flying right into Shippo, grinding the poor little guy into the ground. "AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!! I'M SORRY FILIA, REALLY!!" the something shouted.
Filia came running with her club clutched above her head, ready to strike. "XELLOS, NO AMOUNT OF APOLOGIES IS GOING TO SAVE YOU THIS TIME!!" She then came down on Xellos but... He wasn't there. And so poor Shippo got the brunt of that one.
"WAAAAAAAHHH!! What did I ever do to deserve this?!" Shippo shouted dodging but even so Filia got to his bushy tail. "MY TAIL!! AAAAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEEE!!"
Filia stopped and blinked. "Huh?" Her own tail sticking out, she looked down at Shippo. "OOOHH!! I'm soooo sorry!" Lifting her club off the poor guy's tail, she picked him up. "You okay?"
"Yeah, no thanks to YOU," Shippo grumbled.
"Heh..." Filia then glared over at the cowering Xellos and growled. "Excuse me a moment," she said, setting Shippo down and continued chasing Xellos around the set for... whatever he had done this time.
Shippo, very disgruntled, hopped around looking about here and there, and poking the most interesting stuff he saw. A good example would be a box of Amelia's fireworks. Of course, what HE didn't know, was that they were very sensitive.
BOOOOOOOOM!! "AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!"
Shippo, needless to say, went flying, ramming into none other than Xellos.
"ACK!! What's with me and abuse? I tend to attract a hell of a lot of it these days," Xellos said, plucking the little kitsune off of him by the tail and waving the swirly-eyed kid in front of himself.
"XELLOS!! What'd you do to that poor kid?!" Filia shouted. "YOU DAMN MONSTERS ARE ALL THE SAME!!" She then began chasing after him... Again.
Xellos quickly tossed Shippo aside and ran for his dear life. "SHIT!! DAMN BITCH!! I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING TO HIM!! _HE_ RAMMED INTO _ME_!!"
"LIKELY EXCUSE, YOU DAMN MONSTER!! GET BACK HERE BAKA!!"
Shippo shook his head and watched the Xellos Chase session for awhile until he konked out where he sat.
***
A/N: *phew*
Wolf: I have no clue where this is going! ^^ Soon we're just going to have to sit and cook up ideas or something... Doesn't need a plot or anything... Best leave this like it is... A pointless story written just to have a bitta fun, right? ^^
Inu-Yasha: What the hell're you doing to Shippo?! Kagome and Kikyo would be PISSED if they found out!!
Kagome: *walks up* What would I pissed about?
Wolf: *waves hand around* Ahh... It's nothing, just Inu sneaking a peak in your underwear drawer...
Kagome: O.O *turns around to look at Inu-Yasha*
Inu-Yasha: What? *blinks* Don't look at me like that!! I didn't do it!! She was bashing Shippo!! *points at Wolf*
Wolf: ^________^ I like Shippo. He's so cuuuuuute. *hugs Shippo plushie*
Kagome: *intense glare* –_– Inu-Yasha...
Inu-Yasha: Y-yes...?
Kagome: *anime vein* WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU DOING IN MY DRAWER?!! *chases Inu-Yasha around*
Wolf: ^^ Well, I DO like Shippo. He's so cute! That's why I like making fun of the little guy... (I tend to make the worst fun out of my favorite characters... I usually don't make fun of characters I don't like... I just don't use them... This is my first Pokemon bashing fic... ^^) Anyway... Later!! *waves* That's the end of chappy five!! Read and review, please!! Very much appreciated! Thankies!! Hee hee. Oh, yes, and ideas are always welcome. ^____^ Why wouldn't they be?