Disclaimer: I own nothing. NOTHING OKAY?! ToT Hay-chan and I are still at large though!! (So far, we've raided FUNimation and caused a major uproar. I posted a big sign on the president's door saying how much I hated him for not showing new Yu Yu Hakusho episodes on Saturdays soon enough. o You think that'll encourage him to release Yu Yu Hakusho episodes sooner? I don't wanna wait a whooole month to find out whether or not they cut out that scene where what's-his-face tries to get with Kurama o)

A/N: sigh

Wolf: I'm baaaaaaack YAY!! Happy now Hay-chan?

Hay-chan: FINALLY!! Took you long enough!

Inu-Yasha: Months!

Wolf: ToT I'm sorry falls to her knees and bows Will you ever forgive me?

Hay-chan: If you keep that up, I just might.

Wolf: ... ... ...

"I'm thirsty..." Shippo whined falling face-first into the grass.

"So'm I..." Yugi said collapsing next to Shippo.

"Get up you two!" Malik said poking Yugi with his foot. "Ryo says we're almost at Anna's place!"

"I'm hungry" Shippo continued to whine.

"Me too I want some food Malik!!" Yugi whined.

"Fine! We'll get some food and something to drink at Yoh's house! ...Maybe," Ryo said.

"Yeah! So shut your mouths, get up, and move it!!" Malik said yanking Yugi and Shippo up by their arms.

"Waaah That hurts!" Shippo complained.

"Didn't I tell you to shut up?!" Malik said. "Your constant complaining is really annoying!"

"Fine! Meanie!" Shippo said biting Malik's hand.

"OOOWWWW!! DAMN RACCOON-BOY!!"

"I'M A FOX, NOT A RACCOON!!" Shippo protested biting harder.

"OKAY, OKAY, DAMN FOX-BOY!!" Malik said shaking the little kitsune off.

" Arigatou, Malik-san!" Shippo said.

"...That sounds weird. Don't call me that again," Malik said.

"Okay Malik-sa-- Uh... Malik-kun?"

"Just Malik, okay? MALIK!!"

"Okay. O Malik!"

"...Thank you," Malik grumbled dragging Yugi and carrying Shippo by the tail after Ryo.

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Yoh continued on his way alongside Amidamaru in his search for Ryo, only to find... Ren instead.

" Ren, buddy!" Yoh called in greeting.

"... Go away, I'm meditating!" Ren snapped glaring at Yoh. "You're rather presumtious calling me your buddy, you know that?"

" Yep! So, whatcha doing?" Yoh asked.

"I believe Ren said he was meditating Master Yoh..." Amidamaru supplied.

"Ahh, um, well, obviously he's not anymore! Ne, Ren?" Yoh said cheerfully.

" Didn't I tell you to go away?! You interrupted my meditation!" Ren said getting really annoyed.

"Awww, you're no fun Ren! Why don't we go out for something to eat?" Yoh asked.

"...NO. First off, you're wearing those ridiculous weights again--"

"Anna made meee" Yoh whined.

"So?! You're still wearing them! Which means you're supposed to be going on a jog! SO GET GOING AND LEAVE ME ALONE...!!"

Yoh sighed. "You're no fun" he whined. "Come on Amidamaru, let's leave Mr. Grouch here and go continue looking for Ryo..."

"Yes Master," Amidamaru said following Yoh as he walked off leaving Ren to his meditation.

A/N: Wolf: Well... I'm done now

Hay-chan: YAY

Wolf: twiddles fingers, blushing slightly Umm...

Hay-chan: ....What?

Wolf: Say... Uh...

Inu-Yasha: ...Oh no, not that Fruits Basket shit

Wolf: ;;;

Kagome: I think it's cute

Kikyo: How can anyone like a tempermental guy who turns into a cat?

Kagome: ...Well, we both fell in love with a tempermental guy with dog ears, what's the difference?

Kikyo: We can HUG him!! hugs Inu-Yasha

Kagome: anime vein HANDS OFF!!

Inu-Yasha: Ahh, uh... Ladies!! HELLLP!!

Wolf: ... ... ... still blushing