Disclaimer: I don't own Kim Possible or Disney. The song "Splash Waterfalls" is owned by Ludacris. This is the 3rd chapter of Overnight Celebrity. This time, the "rapper" is a little more naked then the others...
Ron woke up one morning, feeling very lazy as usual. He woke up Rufus, his pet naked mole rat, from his home in Ron's cargo pants. Ron had a very fuzzy memory of what had happened yesterday. The "Sprite" had messed him up from yesterday. He decided to go over to Kim's house a little later on, due to her being a heavy sleeper, and the "Sprite" messing her up even more because she was a girl.
Later........
"Hey KP, how are ya doin'? asked Ron with a cheerful grin on his face.
However, when he looked at Kim closely, it looked like she had been wasted, stoned, and hammered all at the same time. Her hair looked like someone had thrown up in it, the burned it with a flame-thrower. Her face was broken out and he started to see the brow coming back on her forehead. For the worse case scenario, he knew exactly what to say.
"Damn Kim, you look HOT today!" said Ron looking at every part of her. (Some parts he looked at more then others)
"Thankz Ron, I appreciate that. Although I already KNOW I look I like Courtney Love on a good day, I appreciate your sweetness," giggled Kim as she kissed Ron's cheek.
As Kim led Ron into her house, Ron noticed that Rufus started to get a little thirsty.
"Hey Kim, can Rufus have something to drink. He looks really thirsty.
"Sure thing, I'll get him something from the fridge.
As Kim walked to the fridge, Ron had his eyes on one thing: Kim's tight cheerleader ass. While he was staring, he noticed Rufus was starting too.
"Sorry ole buddy, Kim doesn't do animals. Even one's she known for a very long time.
Rufus looked very sad, knowing he would never get some.
"Here you go Rufus, some cold Sprite should help get rid of that thirst," said Kim with a smile.
Rufus looked up at Kim and smiled his large buck teeth right back at her.
"If any one needs me, I'll be in my room," said Kim as she turned her shoulder and headed upstairs.
As Ron saw Kim go up the stairs, his eyes again focused on the cheerleader's ass. After Kim had gone up the stairs, Ron noticed that Rufus started twitching funny and murmuring to himself.
"Oh shit. Don't tell me," he said after looking at the bottle Kim had pored for Rufus from the fridge. Sure enough, it was one of the same bottles that had made him and Kim "rap". However, Rufus was acting even weirder then either him and Kim had acted. Rufus started to look like Ludacris in rodent forms. He had on small black sunglasses, a Lakers jersey, lowrider jeans, one part of his buck teeth was now gold, and his neck was now covered in Ice and Bling.
"Wassup, Homie-G," Rufus squeaked as he looked up at Ron.
"Rufus, what the hell happened to you
"I got pimped, Rodent style, ya stupid napkin
"Hey, don't call me that! I've fed you for six years and I can stop that!
"Hey, just joshin ya taters. Hey, you seen my ho R Doggy Dogg?
"What the f did you just call me? And what ho?
"Das ya pimp name, and the ho I is referin to is the bitch who just walked upstairs.
"Kim??? Kim isn't your ho Rufus.
"She is my ho, and my name's Reefus, the pimping mole-rat, because I like my reef, and I do my pimping, mole-style. Now if you will excuse me, that ho is my 4:30. Holla!
As "Reefus" scurried from the room, Ron could only imagine what would he would hear in the next few minutes.
Later...
"Rufus, what are you doing to me!!?" asked Kim as "Reefus" was holding up some kind of hypodermic needle near Kim's arm.
"Shut up bitch, this is for your "session" with me. So don't remember what you did with me. And the name is Reefus.
As he put the needle into Kim's arm, she suddenly became drowsy and unaware of what was happening. Then, Reefus turned on some "mood music" for her "session" with Reefus....
Reefus Oh, oh, oh, say it Kim Make love to me Reefus Oh, oh, oh, wut? Kim Fuck me Reefus Oh, oh, oh, say it Kim Make love to me Reefus Oh, oh, oh, wut? Kim Fuck me
(HOOK)
Reefus Im bout to throw some game, they both wantin tha same Cupidz tha one to blame, say it, (Kim) Make love to me Im bout to shed some light, cuz each and every night You've got to do it right, wut? (Kim) Fuck me (Repeat)
Reefus They want it nice and slow, kiss them from head to toe Relax and let it go, say it, (Kim) Make love to me They want it now and fast, grabbin and smackin ass You gotta make it lazt, wut? (Kim) Fuck me Together holdin handz, you out there spendin grandz And makin family planz, say it (Kim) Make love to me Don't have to straighten factz, don't want no stringz attached Juzt scratchez on yo' back, wut? (kim) Fuck me Ex'z aint actin right, and you so glad to fight Dinnerz by candlelight, say it, (Kim) Make love to me She got a n whipped, down to your fingertipz Tryin that freaky shit, wut? (Kim) Fuck me Turn on some Baby Face, juzt for your lady'z sake You call her baby cakez, say it, (Kiml) Make love to me Know how to mack a broad, she'z on your sack and ballz You call her jabber jawz, wut? (Kim) Fuck me
Reefus Im bout to throw some game, they both wantin tha same Cupidz tha one to blame, say it, (kim) Make love to me Im bout to shed some light, cuz each and every night You've got to do it right, wut? (kim) Fuck me (Repeat)
Reefus You bout to buy a ring, she needz tha finer thangz Gucci designer framez, say it, (Kim) Make love to me Purchaze a nazty flick, wrap up and tie her quick Know how to drive a stick, wut? (Kiml) fuck me You both unite az one, you tha moon and she'z your sun Your heart'z a beatin drum, say it, (Kim) Make love to me You better not have came, she wanna feel tha pain Then hear her scream ya name, wut? (Kim) fuck me Follow thiz dictionary, you both some vizionariez And do it missionary, say it, (Kim) Make love to me I hear him call tha wild, and do it all tha while Doggy and froggy style, wut? (Kim) fuck me You in-between tha sheetz, lickin and eatin sweetz And what u find you keep, say it (Kim) Make love to me You do it standin up, orgasimz hand 'em up Y'all juzt don't give a fuck, wut? (Kim) fuck me
Reefus Im bout to throw some game, they both wantin tha same Cupidz tha one to blame, say it, (Kim) Make love to me Im bout to shed some light, cuz each and every night You've got to do it right, wut? (Kim) fuck me (Repeat)
Luda You wanna tell tha world, cuz she'z your favorite girl Your diamond and your pearl, say it, (Kim) Make love to me Nobody haz to know, juzt keep it on tha low And meet 'em right at fo', wut? (Kim) fuck me Nothin but fightz and fussin, pluz there'z a lot of cussin Juzt grab a hold of somethin, say it, (kim) Make love to me Y'all do that bad stuff, she like it rammed up Ropez and handcuffz, wut? (Kim) fuck me
Reefus Im bout to throw some game, they both wantin tha same Cupidz tha one to blame, say it, (Girl) Make love to me Im bout to shed some light, cuz each and every night You've got to do it right, wut? (Kim) fuck me (Repeat)
Ladies and Gentlemen, I have now just crossed the border line between insainty and nirvana. If you want to see Ch4 up, Review. If not, review anyway. I always am grateful for it. If you wanna know what I was smoking when I wrote this send a review.
Green Day.
Ron woke up one morning, feeling very lazy as usual. He woke up Rufus, his pet naked mole rat, from his home in Ron's cargo pants. Ron had a very fuzzy memory of what had happened yesterday. The "Sprite" had messed him up from yesterday. He decided to go over to Kim's house a little later on, due to her being a heavy sleeper, and the "Sprite" messing her up even more because she was a girl.
Later........
"Hey KP, how are ya doin'? asked Ron with a cheerful grin on his face.
However, when he looked at Kim closely, it looked like she had been wasted, stoned, and hammered all at the same time. Her hair looked like someone had thrown up in it, the burned it with a flame-thrower. Her face was broken out and he started to see the brow coming back on her forehead. For the worse case scenario, he knew exactly what to say.
"Damn Kim, you look HOT today!" said Ron looking at every part of her. (Some parts he looked at more then others)
"Thankz Ron, I appreciate that. Although I already KNOW I look I like Courtney Love on a good day, I appreciate your sweetness," giggled Kim as she kissed Ron's cheek.
As Kim led Ron into her house, Ron noticed that Rufus started to get a little thirsty.
"Hey Kim, can Rufus have something to drink. He looks really thirsty.
"Sure thing, I'll get him something from the fridge.
As Kim walked to the fridge, Ron had his eyes on one thing: Kim's tight cheerleader ass. While he was staring, he noticed Rufus was starting too.
"Sorry ole buddy, Kim doesn't do animals. Even one's she known for a very long time.
Rufus looked very sad, knowing he would never get some.
"Here you go Rufus, some cold Sprite should help get rid of that thirst," said Kim with a smile.
Rufus looked up at Kim and smiled his large buck teeth right back at her.
"If any one needs me, I'll be in my room," said Kim as she turned her shoulder and headed upstairs.
As Ron saw Kim go up the stairs, his eyes again focused on the cheerleader's ass. After Kim had gone up the stairs, Ron noticed that Rufus started twitching funny and murmuring to himself.
"Oh shit. Don't tell me," he said after looking at the bottle Kim had pored for Rufus from the fridge. Sure enough, it was one of the same bottles that had made him and Kim "rap". However, Rufus was acting even weirder then either him and Kim had acted. Rufus started to look like Ludacris in rodent forms. He had on small black sunglasses, a Lakers jersey, lowrider jeans, one part of his buck teeth was now gold, and his neck was now covered in Ice and Bling.
"Wassup, Homie-G," Rufus squeaked as he looked up at Ron.
"Rufus, what the hell happened to you
"I got pimped, Rodent style, ya stupid napkin
"Hey, don't call me that! I've fed you for six years and I can stop that!
"Hey, just joshin ya taters. Hey, you seen my ho R Doggy Dogg?
"What the f did you just call me? And what ho?
"Das ya pimp name, and the ho I is referin to is the bitch who just walked upstairs.
"Kim??? Kim isn't your ho Rufus.
"She is my ho, and my name's Reefus, the pimping mole-rat, because I like my reef, and I do my pimping, mole-style. Now if you will excuse me, that ho is my 4:30. Holla!
As "Reefus" scurried from the room, Ron could only imagine what would he would hear in the next few minutes.
Later...
"Rufus, what are you doing to me!!?" asked Kim as "Reefus" was holding up some kind of hypodermic needle near Kim's arm.
"Shut up bitch, this is for your "session" with me. So don't remember what you did with me. And the name is Reefus.
As he put the needle into Kim's arm, she suddenly became drowsy and unaware of what was happening. Then, Reefus turned on some "mood music" for her "session" with Reefus....
Reefus Oh, oh, oh, say it Kim Make love to me Reefus Oh, oh, oh, wut? Kim Fuck me Reefus Oh, oh, oh, say it Kim Make love to me Reefus Oh, oh, oh, wut? Kim Fuck me
(HOOK)
Reefus Im bout to throw some game, they both wantin tha same Cupidz tha one to blame, say it, (Kim) Make love to me Im bout to shed some light, cuz each and every night You've got to do it right, wut? (Kim) Fuck me (Repeat)
Reefus They want it nice and slow, kiss them from head to toe Relax and let it go, say it, (Kim) Make love to me They want it now and fast, grabbin and smackin ass You gotta make it lazt, wut? (Kim) Fuck me Together holdin handz, you out there spendin grandz And makin family planz, say it (Kim) Make love to me Don't have to straighten factz, don't want no stringz attached Juzt scratchez on yo' back, wut? (kim) Fuck me Ex'z aint actin right, and you so glad to fight Dinnerz by candlelight, say it, (Kim) Make love to me She got a n whipped, down to your fingertipz Tryin that freaky shit, wut? (Kim) Fuck me Turn on some Baby Face, juzt for your lady'z sake You call her baby cakez, say it, (Kiml) Make love to me Know how to mack a broad, she'z on your sack and ballz You call her jabber jawz, wut? (Kim) Fuck me
Reefus Im bout to throw some game, they both wantin tha same Cupidz tha one to blame, say it, (kim) Make love to me Im bout to shed some light, cuz each and every night You've got to do it right, wut? (kim) Fuck me (Repeat)
Reefus You bout to buy a ring, she needz tha finer thangz Gucci designer framez, say it, (Kim) Make love to me Purchaze a nazty flick, wrap up and tie her quick Know how to drive a stick, wut? (Kiml) fuck me You both unite az one, you tha moon and she'z your sun Your heart'z a beatin drum, say it, (Kim) Make love to me You better not have came, she wanna feel tha pain Then hear her scream ya name, wut? (Kim) fuck me Follow thiz dictionary, you both some vizionariez And do it missionary, say it, (Kim) Make love to me I hear him call tha wild, and do it all tha while Doggy and froggy style, wut? (Kim) fuck me You in-between tha sheetz, lickin and eatin sweetz And what u find you keep, say it (Kim) Make love to me You do it standin up, orgasimz hand 'em up Y'all juzt don't give a fuck, wut? (Kim) fuck me
Reefus Im bout to throw some game, they both wantin tha same Cupidz tha one to blame, say it, (Kim) Make love to me Im bout to shed some light, cuz each and every night You've got to do it right, wut? (Kim) fuck me (Repeat)
Luda You wanna tell tha world, cuz she'z your favorite girl Your diamond and your pearl, say it, (Kim) Make love to me Nobody haz to know, juzt keep it on tha low And meet 'em right at fo', wut? (Kim) fuck me Nothin but fightz and fussin, pluz there'z a lot of cussin Juzt grab a hold of somethin, say it, (kim) Make love to me Y'all do that bad stuff, she like it rammed up Ropez and handcuffz, wut? (Kim) fuck me
Reefus Im bout to throw some game, they both wantin tha same Cupidz tha one to blame, say it, (Girl) Make love to me Im bout to shed some light, cuz each and every night You've got to do it right, wut? (Kim) fuck me (Repeat)
Ladies and Gentlemen, I have now just crossed the border line between insainty and nirvana. If you want to see Ch4 up, Review. If not, review anyway. I always am grateful for it. If you wanna know what I was smoking when I wrote this send a review.
Green Day.