Disclaimer: I don't own Kim Possible or Disney. The song "Freek-A-Leek" is owned by Petey Pablo. Hope you all like Chapter 4. One or two more chapters to go!!!! WARNING!!!! This story gets a little "hot", read at own risk!!!!!!!!!
After Reefus had finished his 4:30 with his "ho", he cleaned up in the sink. After he got cleaned up, he decided to visit what the night life of Middleton had to offer the "pimp". He looked around and instantly had discovered one of Middelton's hottest clubs, Club Afterburner. He went inside and was instantly recognized.
"Whassup Reefus!!! How ya been," said Clint, one of the bouncers that made sure order was kept in the club.
"Not much playa, just got finished with my 4:30, she didn't last long though. My name on the list?" Reefus said.
" Ya bet ya rodent ass it is. Go inside, but be careful, it's changed a bit.
As Reefus made his way inside Club Afterburn, he was amazed how tight it was. There were two separate bars, one for couples, and one for losers. There were two DJ's, both with turntables and speakers bigger then Ron or Kim. Girls were on top of girls, giving each body shots and making out with each other. This was heaven for all single guys and bachelors.
"Wassup, Reefus. Been a while since you been at the "Club of Dreams," said a tall, black man with teeth made of silver and dressed like he just came out of XXL magazine.
"Petey, dat you ya dirty old perv?" said Reefus as he grinned his gold pimp teeth.
"Ya, it's me. How ya been? I heard about you being dead
"Na, I was just, in "white rodent mode" for a long time
" I see, so, have you heard my new album?
" You put out an album? What would buy your shit?
"Hey, shaddup rodent. Say, could ya do me a favor?
"What, give you a sponge bath?
"Godammnit, I'm not THAT old!!!" Would you rap "Freek-A- Leek" for me. It would be an honor.
" I dunno, there aren't many hot bitches around here
"You sure? Look over there.
Reefus looked to his right and looked up ( he's still a rodent), he saw some of the hottest bitches he had ever seen.
"My friend, you have a deal," said Reefus as held up his paw for Petey to shake it.
"No prob, if everyone here learns about you, you could become an overnight celebrity, just like Twista. So, do ya thing playa," grinned Petey as he patted Reefus on the head.
As Reefus made his way to the lead DJ, he whispered something in his ear.
"Alright y'all, listen up. We got Reefus, the pimping mole rat here, and he says he can rap anything. so let's take some requests," said the DJ.
[DJ:] Let's take some requests from the audience. Ya, you in the front....
[ some guy:] Ay,....man....whats up. This Dominique from Shady n low Trailer Park.
[DJ:] Whats up Dominique.
[Caller:] I wanna hear that song from Lil' Jon and Pety Pablo.
[DJ:] Aight, I got that coming right up for you. Now shoutout the DJ that gave you what you wanted.
[Caller:] DJ Stickypants baby!
[Girls:] (How you like it daddy?) Would you do it from the front? (How you like it daddy?) Whould you do it from the back? (How you like it daddy?) Baby bring it down like that! (How you like it daddy?) (How you like it daddy?) Would you do it from the front? (How you like it daddy?) Would you lick it from the back? (How do you like it daddy?) Baby bring it down like that!
[Reefus:] 24, 34, 46 (6) good and thick, and once you get it she'll work wit it (work wit it) Pretty face and some cute lips, (cute lips) earing in her tounge and she know what she do wit it. (do wit it) Make a name for herself, and she do her shit well, and know how to keep her business to herself. (she keep her business to her self) Come over any time a n call, shit 1 o'clock, 2 o'clock, (ding dong) and she right there. (right there) And she know why she came here (she know why she came here) and she know where her clothes suppose to be(off and over there) Sniff a lil coke,(coke) take a lil x,(x) smoke a lil weed,(weed) drink a lil bit I need a girl I can freak with,(freak wit) and wanna try shit (try shit) and ain't scared of a big dick (of a big dick) And love to get her pussy licked, by another bitch, cuz I ain't drunk enough ta do dat.
[Chorus:] FREEK-A-Leek (How you like it daddy?)Shamika Keisha (How you like it daddy?)Zahra FREEK-A-LEEK Shonda (How you like it daddy?)Sabrina Krista (How you like it daddy?)Daronda FREEK-A-LEEK Theresa (How you like it daddy?)Felicia TANISHIA (How you like it daddy?)Shavon FREEK-A-LEEK Monica (How you like it daddy?)Monique Christina (How you like it daddy?)Yolanda
[Reefus:] I need ta know a whole lot that can teach a broad,(that can teach a broad) with my ding dong make her tounge tickin dat bong (tickin tha bong) Go on ahead so I don't have ta do that for her, I'm spoiled (and I don't like ta work dat hard) I lick to lay back, relax, and enjoy my time, and let your eyes roll back and my toes curl. (I love when you do dat girl) Till it come time fo me ta have ta give her hers.(give her hers) Tell me what you want, do you want it missionary wit yo feet cramed to the head board? Do you want it from da back put yo face in the pillow so you can yell as loud as you want to? Do you want it on the floor? Do you want it on the chair? Do you want it over here? Do you want it over there? Do you want it in ya pussy? Do you want it in ya ass? I can give anything you can handle!
As Reefus finished, nine girls came to him and carried him into their car to conduct some buisness with the pimp...
Chapter 4 is done, I guess. Review this one. Tell me if I should stop here, or put up one more chapter. (If it suckz, sorry. Tell me)
Green Day.
After Reefus had finished his 4:30 with his "ho", he cleaned up in the sink. After he got cleaned up, he decided to visit what the night life of Middleton had to offer the "pimp". He looked around and instantly had discovered one of Middelton's hottest clubs, Club Afterburner. He went inside and was instantly recognized.
"Whassup Reefus!!! How ya been," said Clint, one of the bouncers that made sure order was kept in the club.
"Not much playa, just got finished with my 4:30, she didn't last long though. My name on the list?" Reefus said.
" Ya bet ya rodent ass it is. Go inside, but be careful, it's changed a bit.
As Reefus made his way inside Club Afterburn, he was amazed how tight it was. There were two separate bars, one for couples, and one for losers. There were two DJ's, both with turntables and speakers bigger then Ron or Kim. Girls were on top of girls, giving each body shots and making out with each other. This was heaven for all single guys and bachelors.
"Wassup, Reefus. Been a while since you been at the "Club of Dreams," said a tall, black man with teeth made of silver and dressed like he just came out of XXL magazine.
"Petey, dat you ya dirty old perv?" said Reefus as he grinned his gold pimp teeth.
"Ya, it's me. How ya been? I heard about you being dead
"Na, I was just, in "white rodent mode" for a long time
" I see, so, have you heard my new album?
" You put out an album? What would buy your shit?
"Hey, shaddup rodent. Say, could ya do me a favor?
"What, give you a sponge bath?
"Godammnit, I'm not THAT old!!!" Would you rap "Freek-A- Leek" for me. It would be an honor.
" I dunno, there aren't many hot bitches around here
"You sure? Look over there.
Reefus looked to his right and looked up ( he's still a rodent), he saw some of the hottest bitches he had ever seen.
"My friend, you have a deal," said Reefus as held up his paw for Petey to shake it.
"No prob, if everyone here learns about you, you could become an overnight celebrity, just like Twista. So, do ya thing playa," grinned Petey as he patted Reefus on the head.
As Reefus made his way to the lead DJ, he whispered something in his ear.
"Alright y'all, listen up. We got Reefus, the pimping mole rat here, and he says he can rap anything. so let's take some requests," said the DJ.
[DJ:] Let's take some requests from the audience. Ya, you in the front....
[ some guy:] Ay,....man....whats up. This Dominique from Shady n low Trailer Park.
[DJ:] Whats up Dominique.
[Caller:] I wanna hear that song from Lil' Jon and Pety Pablo.
[DJ:] Aight, I got that coming right up for you. Now shoutout the DJ that gave you what you wanted.
[Caller:] DJ Stickypants baby!
[Girls:] (How you like it daddy?) Would you do it from the front? (How you like it daddy?) Whould you do it from the back? (How you like it daddy?) Baby bring it down like that! (How you like it daddy?) (How you like it daddy?) Would you do it from the front? (How you like it daddy?) Would you lick it from the back? (How do you like it daddy?) Baby bring it down like that!
[Reefus:] 24, 34, 46 (6) good and thick, and once you get it she'll work wit it (work wit it) Pretty face and some cute lips, (cute lips) earing in her tounge and she know what she do wit it. (do wit it) Make a name for herself, and she do her shit well, and know how to keep her business to herself. (she keep her business to her self) Come over any time a n call, shit 1 o'clock, 2 o'clock, (ding dong) and she right there. (right there) And she know why she came here (she know why she came here) and she know where her clothes suppose to be(off and over there) Sniff a lil coke,(coke) take a lil x,(x) smoke a lil weed,(weed) drink a lil bit I need a girl I can freak with,(freak wit) and wanna try shit (try shit) and ain't scared of a big dick (of a big dick) And love to get her pussy licked, by another bitch, cuz I ain't drunk enough ta do dat.
[Chorus:] FREEK-A-Leek (How you like it daddy?)Shamika Keisha (How you like it daddy?)Zahra FREEK-A-LEEK Shonda (How you like it daddy?)Sabrina Krista (How you like it daddy?)Daronda FREEK-A-LEEK Theresa (How you like it daddy?)Felicia TANISHIA (How you like it daddy?)Shavon FREEK-A-LEEK Monica (How you like it daddy?)Monique Christina (How you like it daddy?)Yolanda
[Reefus:] I need ta know a whole lot that can teach a broad,(that can teach a broad) with my ding dong make her tounge tickin dat bong (tickin tha bong) Go on ahead so I don't have ta do that for her, I'm spoiled (and I don't like ta work dat hard) I lick to lay back, relax, and enjoy my time, and let your eyes roll back and my toes curl. (I love when you do dat girl) Till it come time fo me ta have ta give her hers.(give her hers) Tell me what you want, do you want it missionary wit yo feet cramed to the head board? Do you want it from da back put yo face in the pillow so you can yell as loud as you want to? Do you want it on the floor? Do you want it on the chair? Do you want it over here? Do you want it over there? Do you want it in ya pussy? Do you want it in ya ass? I can give anything you can handle!
As Reefus finished, nine girls came to him and carried him into their car to conduct some buisness with the pimp...
Chapter 4 is done, I guess. Review this one. Tell me if I should stop here, or put up one more chapter. (If it suckz, sorry. Tell me)
Green Day.