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Okay on to the story... Some of this chapter won't be as funny, I have do some stuff to keep the story moving. But there are some giggles in here... Oh, and there are going to be different points of view in this chapter, such as Emily's, and Legolas'. Oh and I don't own anything, I used some quotes from the movie, changed a bit. Sorry PJ.
Chapter 16
After a few days of bed sulking, I was finally well enough to get up and move around. After a much needed shower, I found new clothes in the dresser by the bed. "Oooo pretty.." I said pulling the dark purple and navy dress over my head. "Finally girl clothes!" I said looking in the mirror. Although the dress fit pretty well, it was about a foot too long. "Doesn't surprise me.."
"Emily can I come in?" I heard Pippin say through my closed door. Slipping on my shoes, I walked over.
"Hello Pippy." I said smiling and opening the door.
"Oh you look pretty!" He said jumping up and down. "Legolas is going to really fall for you when he sees you in that!"
"That reminds me Pip... would you like to learn a new way of speaking? You should always use it when you're talking to important people.." I said smiling. Ah.. Revenge can be so sweet.
"Really you would teach me Emily? Oh I would love to!" He said with a huge smile.
Forty-five minutes later...
"Thank you so much Emily!" Pippin said as he walked out of my room. I laughed and shook my head as he ran down the hall. I saw a dark haired elf walking towards me and he smiled. He looked a lot older than most of the elves I've seen.
"Hello Miss Emily, I am Lord Elrond of Rivendell. Welcome." He said smiling at me.
"Hi... I'd introduce myself, but you seem to already know who I am.." I said smiling. He seems nice, not as stoner like as the rest of the group...
"How are you enjoying your stay? I see you found the clothes I had put in your room." He said motioning towards me.
"Oh, it's very pleasant here. I haven't been outside yet, that's where I was headed." I said shutting my bedroom door. I didn't make the bed, didn't want Elrond to get all dad on me and tell me to make it. "The clothes are beautiful. A bit long, but I'm used to it."
"I'll have some shorter dresses made for you." He said laughing at the length of fabric that was bunched up at the floor. "I do wish to speak with you about something. You have been informed about Sauron and the ring I am told."
"Yeah, I know all about that. And now Legolas and Aragorn believe that Sauron thinks I have it. Why would he think that, it's just, stupid."
"We are having a very secret council on this matter and how to deal with it. The others are very curious about you. Will you come?" Elrond said with a serious face.
"Sure. I'd love to." I said, then realizing I would probably be the only girl there. Oh well, I'll get over it, as long as they don't tell me to make the dinner or something like that.
"It is tonight, I will have a servant escort you there. Do you have any questions?" Elrond said smiling again.
"No, thank you sir." I said curtsying. That's what you're supposed to do for important people right? Eh well I hope so atleast. Elrond smiled and walked away. I guess it was the right thing. "Wonder what's around here anyway.." I said to myself, walking outside. I gasped at the beauty that was around me. I walked down a trail that lead to a beautiful waterfall. Sitting on the ground, I closed my eyes and smiled. This place seems wonderful, I can't believe this Sauron dude wants to ruin it all. He sounds like some of the girls at my school... Now if only I could bitch slap him and make everything better.
-Legolas's POV-
Emily looks beautiful today. Even though her dress is so much longer than her, it looks like it was made for her. I can't believe I'm falling for this girl. I follow her down a path and she smiles at the beauty of the waterfall. I want so much just to express how I feel, yet I know I cannot. I know not where she is from, or if she will return there. I must also have my mind focused on Sauron. Why did she have to come now? At all of the times, now in the time of pain.
-Emily's POV-
I felt like I was being watched. Turning around, I saw no one. Sighing I got up and brushed off my dress. "Probably those pervy hobbits..." I laughed to myself.
"Lady Emily?" I heard a female voice behind me say. Turning around, I saw a beautiful Elf lady. Geeze, how could Lego like me with babes everywhere.
"Yes." I answered. She seemed nice, no need to hate just cause she's pretty.
"It is time." She said as I nodded and followed her. So now is the time for the council. Oh boy, I hope I don't barf or anything. Oh please Elrond, don't make me talk or anything... Please with sugar and cherries and sprinkles..
"Here we are Miss." The she elf said smiling and motioning towards a circle of chairs and a rock table.
"Uhm, where should I sit?" I asked and saw Elrond walk up behind her.
"Sit by me, Lady Emily." He said pointing to the second seat. Soon others came to the meeting. Men, Elves, and what I was told were dwarves, soon showed up. I saw Aragorn, Gandalf, and Frodo sit down. Aragorn bowed his head in my direction and I did the same to him. Legolas showed up and smiled in my direction before quickly turning his head and sitting down. Playing hard to get huh elfy? Well two can play that game.
"Strangers from distant lands, friends of old and new. You have been summoned here to answer the threat of Mordor. Middle-Earth stands upon the brink of destruction. None of you can escape it. You will unite or you will fall. Each race is bound to this fate." Elrond said looking at each person, elf, dwarf, and wizard sitting around him. "Bring forth the Ring, Frodo." So Frodo has the ring! No wonder he's so sad all the time. Aw poor guy, he seems to sweet to have to deal with the doom of all the world.
"So it is true..." I heard a man say. Standing up, I could tell he really wanted this ring. "It is a gift! A gift to the foes of Mordor! Why not use it for good! Long has my father, the Steward of Gondor. By the lives of our people have your lands been kept safe from Mordor. Let Gondor use the ring!" Geeze, this guy needs some Prozac. Calm down sparky!
"The ring will answer to no one else. It answers to Sauron and him alone." Aragorn said rather annoyed. He must agree with me. Hah sit down spaz boy, you're not getting the evil ring of doom!
"And what would a ranger know of such matters?" the man asked Aragorn. Oh damn that was a burn. I'd slap that boy if I was him.
"This is no mere Ranger." Legolas said jumping up like a bunny. You just have to get into it don't you Woodland boy? "He is Aragorn, the son of Arathorn. You owe him your allegiance." Who what?
"So this is Isildur's heir.." Spaz boy asked.
"And heir to the throne of Gondor." Legolas chimed in quickly. Wait... Aragorn is heir to the throne, as in he can be king? Geeze I should have been more proper to him I suppose. Oh well, to late now.
"Havo dad, Legolas." Aragorn said. Have a dad Legolas? Well that's an odd request.
"Gondor has no king, Gondor needs no king." the man spat, sitting back down. Well he's a bitch. That's right, sit your ass back down...
"Aragorn is right, we cannot wield the Ring." Gandalf added. Glad he can still think clear through all the weed...
"The Ring must be destroyed." Elrond said, obviously annoyed with some of the members of the council.
"Then what are we standing her waiting for?" a dwarf said, smashing his ax onto the Ring. Only the Ring fought back, smashing the dwarf's ax into many little sharp pieces of metal. Glad I'm sitting over here... I saw Frodo look at the ring and hold his head. Poor boy..
"The Ring cannot be destroyed, Gimli, son of Gloin by any tool or craft we here possess. The Ring was made deep in the fires of Mount Doom. Only there can it be unmade. It must be taken deep into Mordor and cast back into the fiery chasm from whence it came!" Elrond said look around. Wow he uses a lot of big words. So the dwarf is Gimli, I've learned one new name today! I should get a gold star. Don't think they care much though."One of you must do this." Wait.. What's this Mordor place?
"One does not just walk into Mordor.." Spaz boy started up again. "It's black gates are guarded by more than just orcs. The evil there does not sleep. The very air you breath is a poisonous fume. The great eye is ever watchful. Not with ten thousand men could you do such a task." Well that doesn't sound like a place for a fun family vacation. Hey kids, we're going to Mordor!! We can take the Orc tour and die from poisonous gas!
"Have you heard nothing Lord Elrond has said? The ring must be destroyed!" Legolas said shooting up again. Uh oh, here comes another fight.
"And I suppose you're the one who should do this?" Gimli said full of anger and standing up and receiving a very evil eye from Legolas. Oh it's like a Soap Opera! Okay, then where's the pregnant transvestite's lover..
"What if we fail? What then?"
"I will die before I see the Ring in the hands of an elf!" Gimli said as everyone started yelling at everyone. Out of the corner of my eye, I saw Frodo close his eyes, then open them up with a determined look. What are you planning boy..
"I will take it!" Frodo said as everyone simmered down. Dude, Frodo is brave. "I will take the Ring to Mordor, yet I do not know the way."
"I will help you bear this burden, as long as it is yours to bear." Gandalf said placing his hand on Frodo's shoulder.
"If by my life or death, I can protect you, I will. You have my sword." Aragorn said standing up and walking towards Frodo.
"And you have my bow." Legolas said smiling and walking towards the forming group.
"And my ax!" Gimli said as Legolas rolled his eyes.
"You carry the fate of us all little one. If this is indeed the will of the council, Gondor will see it done." Spaz man said walking towards the group. Oh boy, they're going to have fun with him.
"Hey! Frodo's not going anywhere without me!" Sam said running out from behind a bush. I giggled as Elrond shook his head.
"No, Samwise, it's nearly impossible to separate you two. Even when he is summoned to a private council and you are not."
"Wait we're coming too!" Merry and Pippin said running up and surprising Elrond. I couldn't help but laugh at the look on his face.
"Yeah dawg, you need peeps with street cred, so them bitches won't be hatin' on Frodo." Pippin said as I busted out laughing. Everyone else stared in shock. "What? Did I say something wrong?"
"I will explain about him later...But I have something to ask you.." I said quietly to Elrond. I whispered in his ear what I had planned. He smiled and nodded.
"I would agree. Go ahead Lady Emily." Elrond said smiling.
"I have come this far with you, I would not let you go now with out me." I said walking towards Frodo and the group. "If you would allow me, I will join you and help you however I can. You never know when another pair of eyes or ears will be of need." I said smiling and kneeling down to Frodo.
"A woman?" Both Gimli and spaz boy said at the same time. Oh no they didn't. "Lord Elrond, you approve of such actions?"
"Yes, I do believe she should go." Lord Elrond said smiling smugly. "Ten companions. So it be, you shall be the fellowship of the ring.
"Great bitch, where we be off too?" Pippin said causing me to laugh again.
"Pippin, wrong time." I whispered into his ear.
I LOVE MY REVIEWERS! You guys are so niiiiice :)
Tasha- Tash-ica! Your Halloween peeps aren't around are they? gulp And no you can't get to the bottom of the ocean with the Titanic people having margaritas with my good whole some peeps. Hah yes I already know what you think.. Thanks for the help babe! I'll be posting this at the vent too :)
Melly- MELLY MCMELLERSON! Thanks! I hope you and Tash don't kill each other lol... Her peeps are very doomful.. Oh you're ordering me huh? Bring it on.. Lol
Alatira-Intelar- Thanks! Glad I made ya giggle a bit. I'm updating now!
ShadowedWolf13- Thank yooou :) Here ya go!
Levanna- Yes I am a twisted person, and twisted humor is very good. I'm glad you're liking this, and there will be more twisted need to be put in a straight jacket humor to come ;)
zeldagrl436- Haha thanks! Emily and pip love you too ;) Heh, and I can't kill Pippin off! Where'd the fun be in that?
Crecy- Yes scary dudes in dresses are evil.. Even more so when they have a pointy sword of DOOM! Thanks for reviewing!
PinkAphid- Thanks! Yeah I know they're short, makes me a bit peeved, but I start writing then I can't think of what else to write.. I'll work on making them longer :) This one is VERY LONG. The story part is over 7 pages... Whew... Oh and how did she become an elf? Hmm.. Maybe Santa was short on helpers? Haha, you'll find out later on in the story, I'm not even sure yet.. But shh don't tell.. ;)
Heaven-Sent515- Thanks! Glad it made you laugh. See I'm updating now!!
Lost Souls of the Angels- Hah thanks! Yeah Dr. Phil needed a crack.. That guy annoys me beyond anything.. I was thinking about putting the song that never ends in there.. Might use yours too ;) I have a few other things planned to annoy the hello out of Aragorn and Leggy-Loo Loo. Any ideas are always welcome! IM me on AIM if you have it at Jesjon87, always glad to hear ideas!
Legolas-Obessesionist - Hah thanks.. Em's gonna get Pip back, don't you worry ;) Ah it shall be loverly..
TrekieGreenieShannaraElfOfME- Hah thanks. Vulcan? Lost me there.. Hehe..
Okay on to the story... Some of this chapter won't be as funny, I have do some stuff to keep the story moving. But there are some giggles in here... Oh, and there are going to be different points of view in this chapter, such as Emily's, and Legolas'. Oh and I don't own anything, I used some quotes from the movie, changed a bit. Sorry PJ.
Chapter 16
After a few days of bed sulking, I was finally well enough to get up and move around. After a much needed shower, I found new clothes in the dresser by the bed. "Oooo pretty.." I said pulling the dark purple and navy dress over my head. "Finally girl clothes!" I said looking in the mirror. Although the dress fit pretty well, it was about a foot too long. "Doesn't surprise me.."
"Emily can I come in?" I heard Pippin say through my closed door. Slipping on my shoes, I walked over.
"Hello Pippy." I said smiling and opening the door.
"Oh you look pretty!" He said jumping up and down. "Legolas is going to really fall for you when he sees you in that!"
"That reminds me Pip... would you like to learn a new way of speaking? You should always use it when you're talking to important people.." I said smiling. Ah.. Revenge can be so sweet.
"Really you would teach me Emily? Oh I would love to!" He said with a huge smile.
Forty-five minutes later...
"Thank you so much Emily!" Pippin said as he walked out of my room. I laughed and shook my head as he ran down the hall. I saw a dark haired elf walking towards me and he smiled. He looked a lot older than most of the elves I've seen.
"Hello Miss Emily, I am Lord Elrond of Rivendell. Welcome." He said smiling at me.
"Hi... I'd introduce myself, but you seem to already know who I am.." I said smiling. He seems nice, not as stoner like as the rest of the group...
"How are you enjoying your stay? I see you found the clothes I had put in your room." He said motioning towards me.
"Oh, it's very pleasant here. I haven't been outside yet, that's where I was headed." I said shutting my bedroom door. I didn't make the bed, didn't want Elrond to get all dad on me and tell me to make it. "The clothes are beautiful. A bit long, but I'm used to it."
"I'll have some shorter dresses made for you." He said laughing at the length of fabric that was bunched up at the floor. "I do wish to speak with you about something. You have been informed about Sauron and the ring I am told."
"Yeah, I know all about that. And now Legolas and Aragorn believe that Sauron thinks I have it. Why would he think that, it's just, stupid."
"We are having a very secret council on this matter and how to deal with it. The others are very curious about you. Will you come?" Elrond said with a serious face.
"Sure. I'd love to." I said, then realizing I would probably be the only girl there. Oh well, I'll get over it, as long as they don't tell me to make the dinner or something like that.
"It is tonight, I will have a servant escort you there. Do you have any questions?" Elrond said smiling again.
"No, thank you sir." I said curtsying. That's what you're supposed to do for important people right? Eh well I hope so atleast. Elrond smiled and walked away. I guess it was the right thing. "Wonder what's around here anyway.." I said to myself, walking outside. I gasped at the beauty that was around me. I walked down a trail that lead to a beautiful waterfall. Sitting on the ground, I closed my eyes and smiled. This place seems wonderful, I can't believe this Sauron dude wants to ruin it all. He sounds like some of the girls at my school... Now if only I could bitch slap him and make everything better.
-Legolas's POV-
Emily looks beautiful today. Even though her dress is so much longer than her, it looks like it was made for her. I can't believe I'm falling for this girl. I follow her down a path and she smiles at the beauty of the waterfall. I want so much just to express how I feel, yet I know I cannot. I know not where she is from, or if she will return there. I must also have my mind focused on Sauron. Why did she have to come now? At all of the times, now in the time of pain.
-Emily's POV-
I felt like I was being watched. Turning around, I saw no one. Sighing I got up and brushed off my dress. "Probably those pervy hobbits..." I laughed to myself.
"Lady Emily?" I heard a female voice behind me say. Turning around, I saw a beautiful Elf lady. Geeze, how could Lego like me with babes everywhere.
"Yes." I answered. She seemed nice, no need to hate just cause she's pretty.
"It is time." She said as I nodded and followed her. So now is the time for the council. Oh boy, I hope I don't barf or anything. Oh please Elrond, don't make me talk or anything... Please with sugar and cherries and sprinkles..
"Here we are Miss." The she elf said smiling and motioning towards a circle of chairs and a rock table.
"Uhm, where should I sit?" I asked and saw Elrond walk up behind her.
"Sit by me, Lady Emily." He said pointing to the second seat. Soon others came to the meeting. Men, Elves, and what I was told were dwarves, soon showed up. I saw Aragorn, Gandalf, and Frodo sit down. Aragorn bowed his head in my direction and I did the same to him. Legolas showed up and smiled in my direction before quickly turning his head and sitting down. Playing hard to get huh elfy? Well two can play that game.
"Strangers from distant lands, friends of old and new. You have been summoned here to answer the threat of Mordor. Middle-Earth stands upon the brink of destruction. None of you can escape it. You will unite or you will fall. Each race is bound to this fate." Elrond said looking at each person, elf, dwarf, and wizard sitting around him. "Bring forth the Ring, Frodo." So Frodo has the ring! No wonder he's so sad all the time. Aw poor guy, he seems to sweet to have to deal with the doom of all the world.
"So it is true..." I heard a man say. Standing up, I could tell he really wanted this ring. "It is a gift! A gift to the foes of Mordor! Why not use it for good! Long has my father, the Steward of Gondor. By the lives of our people have your lands been kept safe from Mordor. Let Gondor use the ring!" Geeze, this guy needs some Prozac. Calm down sparky!
"The ring will answer to no one else. It answers to Sauron and him alone." Aragorn said rather annoyed. He must agree with me. Hah sit down spaz boy, you're not getting the evil ring of doom!
"And what would a ranger know of such matters?" the man asked Aragorn. Oh damn that was a burn. I'd slap that boy if I was him.
"This is no mere Ranger." Legolas said jumping up like a bunny. You just have to get into it don't you Woodland boy? "He is Aragorn, the son of Arathorn. You owe him your allegiance." Who what?
"So this is Isildur's heir.." Spaz boy asked.
"And heir to the throne of Gondor." Legolas chimed in quickly. Wait... Aragorn is heir to the throne, as in he can be king? Geeze I should have been more proper to him I suppose. Oh well, to late now.
"Havo dad, Legolas." Aragorn said. Have a dad Legolas? Well that's an odd request.
"Gondor has no king, Gondor needs no king." the man spat, sitting back down. Well he's a bitch. That's right, sit your ass back down...
"Aragorn is right, we cannot wield the Ring." Gandalf added. Glad he can still think clear through all the weed...
"The Ring must be destroyed." Elrond said, obviously annoyed with some of the members of the council.
"Then what are we standing her waiting for?" a dwarf said, smashing his ax onto the Ring. Only the Ring fought back, smashing the dwarf's ax into many little sharp pieces of metal. Glad I'm sitting over here... I saw Frodo look at the ring and hold his head. Poor boy..
"The Ring cannot be destroyed, Gimli, son of Gloin by any tool or craft we here possess. The Ring was made deep in the fires of Mount Doom. Only there can it be unmade. It must be taken deep into Mordor and cast back into the fiery chasm from whence it came!" Elrond said look around. Wow he uses a lot of big words. So the dwarf is Gimli, I've learned one new name today! I should get a gold star. Don't think they care much though."One of you must do this." Wait.. What's this Mordor place?
"One does not just walk into Mordor.." Spaz boy started up again. "It's black gates are guarded by more than just orcs. The evil there does not sleep. The very air you breath is a poisonous fume. The great eye is ever watchful. Not with ten thousand men could you do such a task." Well that doesn't sound like a place for a fun family vacation. Hey kids, we're going to Mordor!! We can take the Orc tour and die from poisonous gas!
"Have you heard nothing Lord Elrond has said? The ring must be destroyed!" Legolas said shooting up again. Uh oh, here comes another fight.
"And I suppose you're the one who should do this?" Gimli said full of anger and standing up and receiving a very evil eye from Legolas. Oh it's like a Soap Opera! Okay, then where's the pregnant transvestite's lover..
"What if we fail? What then?"
"I will die before I see the Ring in the hands of an elf!" Gimli said as everyone started yelling at everyone. Out of the corner of my eye, I saw Frodo close his eyes, then open them up with a determined look. What are you planning boy..
"I will take it!" Frodo said as everyone simmered down. Dude, Frodo is brave. "I will take the Ring to Mordor, yet I do not know the way."
"I will help you bear this burden, as long as it is yours to bear." Gandalf said placing his hand on Frodo's shoulder.
"If by my life or death, I can protect you, I will. You have my sword." Aragorn said standing up and walking towards Frodo.
"And you have my bow." Legolas said smiling and walking towards the forming group.
"And my ax!" Gimli said as Legolas rolled his eyes.
"You carry the fate of us all little one. If this is indeed the will of the council, Gondor will see it done." Spaz man said walking towards the group. Oh boy, they're going to have fun with him.
"Hey! Frodo's not going anywhere without me!" Sam said running out from behind a bush. I giggled as Elrond shook his head.
"No, Samwise, it's nearly impossible to separate you two. Even when he is summoned to a private council and you are not."
"Wait we're coming too!" Merry and Pippin said running up and surprising Elrond. I couldn't help but laugh at the look on his face.
"Yeah dawg, you need peeps with street cred, so them bitches won't be hatin' on Frodo." Pippin said as I busted out laughing. Everyone else stared in shock. "What? Did I say something wrong?"
"I will explain about him later...But I have something to ask you.." I said quietly to Elrond. I whispered in his ear what I had planned. He smiled and nodded.
"I would agree. Go ahead Lady Emily." Elrond said smiling.
"I have come this far with you, I would not let you go now with out me." I said walking towards Frodo and the group. "If you would allow me, I will join you and help you however I can. You never know when another pair of eyes or ears will be of need." I said smiling and kneeling down to Frodo.
"A woman?" Both Gimli and spaz boy said at the same time. Oh no they didn't. "Lord Elrond, you approve of such actions?"
"Yes, I do believe she should go." Lord Elrond said smiling smugly. "Ten companions. So it be, you shall be the fellowship of the ring.
"Great bitch, where we be off too?" Pippin said causing me to laugh again.
"Pippin, wrong time." I whispered into his ear.