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More good reviews! Makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside.. Reviews at the bottom of the chapter :)This chapter's kinda short.. Just trying to get an update since I haven't had one for awhile.
Chapter 17
"Are you scared Miss Emily?" Frodo asked me after the council.
"Scared... why would I be scared? We're only trying to destroy a ring that's trying to be found by the most evilest person in all of Middle Earth! Who has those creepy Orcs and the cross dressing Ring Wraiths at his call... With big, sharp, pointy swords of doom.. Not scared one bit.." I said sitting down on a conveniently located bench. Why did I agree to go on this little trip again? Oh yeah, BECAUSE I'M A DUMBASS!
"Don't worry Emily, Legolas wouldn't let anything happen to you." Frodo said to me with a wink. That tricky hobbit.. Starting stuff..
"Oh really? What makes you think that?" I said, playing dumb. I'm going to pump this lil hobbit for information like a gas station during Labor Day. Yes I just used a simile, my English teacher would be proud.
"You must have noticed that Legolas has taken a liking to you.." Frodo said as I saw who else but Legolas walk up behind him. He stood silently behind Frodo, and the young hobbit had clearly not known of his presence yet.
"It's not nice to talk about someone that's behind your back..." I laughed as Frodo turned around, seeing the elf.
"Oh, hello Legolas." Frodo said nervously as I stood up.
"I think I'm going to leave you two alone, and go for a walk." I said give them a cheesy fake bow.
"Would you like some company Miss Emily?" Legolas said as Frodo snuck me a wink. I'm going to have to get him back like I did Pippy...
"No thanks, I'm a big girl." I said turning with a smile. Oh burn on him. Even though I would like to go on a walk with him into the deep, dark woods... all alone, just the two of us... roll around on the ground... Eeep erm. I mean.. Poptarts are evil. Yeah...
After walking around for a bit, I saw Aragorn and a lady elf whispering to each other. So big man got a lady huh? All together now class, AWW! I couldn't understand what they were whispering to each other, but you could tell they really liked each other. Hmm, he must be getting some. Note to self, don't let him give the elf any ideas. Wait.. Maybe I should. ANYWHO back on topic.
"You said you would bind yourself to me, forsaking the immortal life of your people." I heard Aragorn say to her.
"And to that I hold. I would rather share one lifetime with you than face all the ages of this world alone." She said, handing him a necklace. Ooo pretty... Hey wait, you can't trust jewelry in this world, it might come back and bite you in the ass some day..."I choose a mortal life."
"You cannot give this to me!" He half shouted, obviously concerned about what she was doing. See told you! Jewelry bad. Bad bad bad-a-roo.
"It is mine to give to whom I wish, like my heart." She said closing his hands around it, and kissing him.
"Emily!" Pipping screamed, pouncing me from behind. Hearing this made the elf lady and Aragorn turn around. Damn it Pippin... blow my cover...
"I swear I didn't hear anything.. Well.. Much..." I said, glaring at Pippin. "You know, you have bad timing.." I said rolling my eyes as he helped me up.
"Emily, I wanted to talk to you about something.." Pippin said, ignoring the glares from Aragorn and the lady. "I think I'm in love..."
"Aw Pippy! That's great! Who's the lucky lady?" I said nudging him, now myself ignoring the couple.
"Well...You."
CLIFFHANGER!! Well sorta... Okay review time!
Trekie- Ah now I get it! Sorry, I don't think I've ever watched Star Trek in my life.. waits for hurled objects Keep reading the story though.. :D
Renegade- Heh, Pip is going to get himself in trouble one of these days! I'm updating now! Thanks for reviewing )
Melly- I shall keep the funnies coming. Oh.. Command huh? Don't make me call the peeps up from the bottom of the ocean..
Ileya- Thanks!!
zeldagrl- Hah, yes Pippy does rock! Thanks for reviewing.
Alatira- Thanks! Glad you thought it was awesome and funny. That's two that say Pip rocks.. Hmm.. Am I noticing a trend here...
Lost souls- Haha now you have lived to see the day!! Pippin is a awesome isn't he ;)
Heaven- Thanks! I'm glad to hear my story is one of a kind!!::does happy dance::
xkurox- Thanks! Glad you liked it :)
Xylem- I made you cry laughing?!?! YES! My mission is complete!
Shadow- Hah yes Pippy did learn to talk that way.. Fun init? ::grins widely:: I'm updating now!
I love reviews! Makes me write better.. Yes, yes it does... So please review :) THANKS!!SORRY I'VE TAKEN SO LONG TO UPDATE!! Soccer is a killer.. But they're undefeated!! WOO HOO!!
More good reviews! Makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside.. Reviews at the bottom of the chapter :)This chapter's kinda short.. Just trying to get an update since I haven't had one for awhile.
Chapter 17
"Are you scared Miss Emily?" Frodo asked me after the council.
"Scared... why would I be scared? We're only trying to destroy a ring that's trying to be found by the most evilest person in all of Middle Earth! Who has those creepy Orcs and the cross dressing Ring Wraiths at his call... With big, sharp, pointy swords of doom.. Not scared one bit.." I said sitting down on a conveniently located bench. Why did I agree to go on this little trip again? Oh yeah, BECAUSE I'M A DUMBASS!
"Don't worry Emily, Legolas wouldn't let anything happen to you." Frodo said to me with a wink. That tricky hobbit.. Starting stuff..
"Oh really? What makes you think that?" I said, playing dumb. I'm going to pump this lil hobbit for information like a gas station during Labor Day. Yes I just used a simile, my English teacher would be proud.
"You must have noticed that Legolas has taken a liking to you.." Frodo said as I saw who else but Legolas walk up behind him. He stood silently behind Frodo, and the young hobbit had clearly not known of his presence yet.
"It's not nice to talk about someone that's behind your back..." I laughed as Frodo turned around, seeing the elf.
"Oh, hello Legolas." Frodo said nervously as I stood up.
"I think I'm going to leave you two alone, and go for a walk." I said give them a cheesy fake bow.
"Would you like some company Miss Emily?" Legolas said as Frodo snuck me a wink. I'm going to have to get him back like I did Pippy...
"No thanks, I'm a big girl." I said turning with a smile. Oh burn on him. Even though I would like to go on a walk with him into the deep, dark woods... all alone, just the two of us... roll around on the ground... Eeep erm. I mean.. Poptarts are evil. Yeah...
After walking around for a bit, I saw Aragorn and a lady elf whispering to each other. So big man got a lady huh? All together now class, AWW! I couldn't understand what they were whispering to each other, but you could tell they really liked each other. Hmm, he must be getting some. Note to self, don't let him give the elf any ideas. Wait.. Maybe I should. ANYWHO back on topic.
"You said you would bind yourself to me, forsaking the immortal life of your people." I heard Aragorn say to her.
"And to that I hold. I would rather share one lifetime with you than face all the ages of this world alone." She said, handing him a necklace. Ooo pretty... Hey wait, you can't trust jewelry in this world, it might come back and bite you in the ass some day..."I choose a mortal life."
"You cannot give this to me!" He half shouted, obviously concerned about what she was doing. See told you! Jewelry bad. Bad bad bad-a-roo.
"It is mine to give to whom I wish, like my heart." She said closing his hands around it, and kissing him.
"Emily!" Pipping screamed, pouncing me from behind. Hearing this made the elf lady and Aragorn turn around. Damn it Pippin... blow my cover...
"I swear I didn't hear anything.. Well.. Much..." I said, glaring at Pippin. "You know, you have bad timing.." I said rolling my eyes as he helped me up.
"Emily, I wanted to talk to you about something.." Pippin said, ignoring the glares from Aragorn and the lady. "I think I'm in love..."
"Aw Pippy! That's great! Who's the lucky lady?" I said nudging him, now myself ignoring the couple.
"Well...You."
CLIFFHANGER!! Well sorta... Okay review time!
Trekie- Ah now I get it! Sorry, I don't think I've ever watched Star Trek in my life.. waits for hurled objects Keep reading the story though.. :D
Renegade- Heh, Pip is going to get himself in trouble one of these days! I'm updating now! Thanks for reviewing )
Melly- I shall keep the funnies coming. Oh.. Command huh? Don't make me call the peeps up from the bottom of the ocean..
Ileya- Thanks!!
zeldagrl- Hah, yes Pippy does rock! Thanks for reviewing.
Alatira- Thanks! Glad you thought it was awesome and funny. That's two that say Pip rocks.. Hmm.. Am I noticing a trend here...
Lost souls- Haha now you have lived to see the day!! Pippin is a awesome isn't he ;)
Heaven- Thanks! I'm glad to hear my story is one of a kind!!::does happy dance::
xkurox- Thanks! Glad you liked it :)
Xylem- I made you cry laughing?!?! YES! My mission is complete!
Shadow- Hah yes Pippy did learn to talk that way.. Fun init? ::grins widely:: I'm updating now!
I love reviews! Makes me write better.. Yes, yes it does... So please review :) THANKS!!SORRY I'VE TAKEN SO LONG TO UPDATE!! Soccer is a killer.. But they're undefeated!! WOO HOO!!