Disclaimer: I don't own KP or Disney. I didn't use a song this time because it's time to put some anger in this story. Mean, cruel anger that only I can think of. Beware of cussing.
"Those little sluts, how dare they? Treat me like I was some type of toy, will you?" said a very pissed Reefus as he left the truck some girls had invited him into for some "action". Too bad the "action" was using his gold teeth as walnut crackers.
"What happened, playa?" asked Petey.
"Those whores used me to get their walnuts cracked
"That sounds wrong, but I think it's time you should everybody what type of pimp you are.
"What do ya mean?
"This is what I mean Reefus," said Petey as he handed Reefus a large box .
Reefus opened the box and pulled out a Calypso P-750 sub machine gun.
Reefus held the gun in his paws and knew what he had to do.
"Hey bitches, here's you payment," said Reefus as he opened fire on the truck.
As Reefus kept firing on the truck, he heard the screams of the girls, as they climbed out of the truck, looking like swiss cheese. Each of them fell down dead and covering the street with a bright crimson. Reefus, however, what still not satisfied....
BAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAM!!!!!!!
As Reefus finished firing the last rounds into the dead bodies of the girls, he heard police sirens and they were getting louder. Quickly, Reefus and the Calypso went into the sewer to hide. As Reefus reloaded the Calypso, he could hear the footsteps of people above looking at the heap of bodies and screaming. Reefus walked through the sewer until he reached the house Josh Mankey lived in...
Quickly, he climbed out of the sewer pipe that led to the Mankey's bathroom and found himself in Josh's bedroom. He found Josh jerking off to a picture of his mom.
"Man, das nasty. But, it's all Josh will be able to get anyway," thought Reefus.
As Josh continued to spank his monkey, he noticed Reefus.
"Hey little guy, where did you come from?" Josh asked.
" Little guy? I'm bout to pone your ass mothafucka!! Kim is my bitch now, so you I need to get rid of what "little" competition I have. See yo ass in hell cocksucker," said Reefus as he opened fire on Josh.
Josh was instantly turned into swiss cheese as the bullets went everywhere, from his head, to his chest, and his ankles. Then, Reefus found an M-80, stuffed it in Josh's mouth, and lit it (I'll only let you imagine what happened). Reefus quickly scurried away to the toilet to his next stop; the Possible household...
"Those little sluts, how dare they? Treat me like I was some type of toy, will you?" said a very pissed Reefus as he left the truck some girls had invited him into for some "action". Too bad the "action" was using his gold teeth as walnut crackers.
"What happened, playa?" asked Petey.
"Those whores used me to get their walnuts cracked
"That sounds wrong, but I think it's time you should everybody what type of pimp you are.
"What do ya mean?
"This is what I mean Reefus," said Petey as he handed Reefus a large box .
Reefus opened the box and pulled out a Calypso P-750 sub machine gun.
Reefus held the gun in his paws and knew what he had to do.
"Hey bitches, here's you payment," said Reefus as he opened fire on the truck.
As Reefus kept firing on the truck, he heard the screams of the girls, as they climbed out of the truck, looking like swiss cheese. Each of them fell down dead and covering the street with a bright crimson. Reefus, however, what still not satisfied....
BAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAM!!!!!!!
As Reefus finished firing the last rounds into the dead bodies of the girls, he heard police sirens and they were getting louder. Quickly, Reefus and the Calypso went into the sewer to hide. As Reefus reloaded the Calypso, he could hear the footsteps of people above looking at the heap of bodies and screaming. Reefus walked through the sewer until he reached the house Josh Mankey lived in...
Quickly, he climbed out of the sewer pipe that led to the Mankey's bathroom and found himself in Josh's bedroom. He found Josh jerking off to a picture of his mom.
"Man, das nasty. But, it's all Josh will be able to get anyway," thought Reefus.
As Josh continued to spank his monkey, he noticed Reefus.
"Hey little guy, where did you come from?" Josh asked.
" Little guy? I'm bout to pone your ass mothafucka!! Kim is my bitch now, so you I need to get rid of what "little" competition I have. See yo ass in hell cocksucker," said Reefus as he opened fire on Josh.
Josh was instantly turned into swiss cheese as the bullets went everywhere, from his head, to his chest, and his ankles. Then, Reefus found an M-80, stuffed it in Josh's mouth, and lit it (I'll only let you imagine what happened). Reefus quickly scurried away to the toilet to his next stop; the Possible household...