Disclaimer: I don't own Kim Possible or Disney. I don't own anybody in this story except the Rat Squad. Watch out for VERY bad language!!!!!! This is the last Chapter of Overnight Celebrity. There will be a sequel, look for it in the next month.
You're probably wondering what happened in the end to my completely fucked up story. Well, let me tell you what happened. Reefus went to the Possible household, put two caps in Kim and left her to die. He and his crew (nicknamed the Rat Squad) were able to frame Bonnie for the crime.
Bonnie was tried in a court of law, and was convicted of Murder One. Two days later, she was given the Lethal Injection.
Reefus and his crew escaped to Atlanta where Reefus became a Guinness World Record Holder for being the world's smallest pimp. This all happened four years ago.
Epilogue: Four Years Later
Reefus and his crew, the Rat Squad, were sitting in Club Crunk having a drink after a hard days work (pimping women).
There were five members of the Rat Squad, (excluding Reefus) four naked mole rats and one human. Their names were D-Rockis, Kainer, Ludas, T.Wizzle, and R-Doggy-Dogg (aka Ron Stoppable). All six pimps were sitting a table in the far corner of the club. Reefus says,
"Man, I am damn fuckin tired dawg, anybody got any—"
" No playa, none of us got any. You smoked them all on the way here," yawned T.Wizzle. "Besides, if we did have any, you'd be the first one to get the cut.
"Man, I got have some cigarettes. If I don't get some nicotine in my blood, I start killing people. Remember what happened with Eminem?"
"Calm down dude, it was Eminem's time anyway. If it makes you feel any better, we can go pimp those women over there," said Ludas as he pointed to a group of fine looking women to his left.
"No, you guys go ahead, I'll be over there in a few minutes," said Reefus.
As the Rat Squad left the table, a familiar tune played in the background as they made their way to the floor...
Shawty crunk, on the floor wide open
Skeet so much, they call her Billy ocean
Roll, like a 18 wheeler (whomp whomp)
That ho fine, but this ho a killa
Ho's be drunk on it, pop
Let me see ya shake it baby, when you do the walk on it
Shake it like a salt shaker
Tremble like a vibrator
Shake it like a salt shaker
Tremble like a vibrator
[Ludas]
So fresh, so mufuckin clean
If a booty's a drug, then I'ma fiend
She slangin, like a damn drug dealer
Nice size booty, but I wish it was bigger
She pretty, like a 9 to 10
She wit it, and so is her frien (c'mon)
Shake it like a salt shaker (shake it like a salt shaker)
Maybe we can talk later (maybe we can talk later)
[T.Wizzle]
When the sun goes down, and my dick grows bigga
How many bitches, wanna fuck dis n
Named X , and I ain't mad at dat
But all these wack bitches, where the bad ones at
Where the chicks make a n want marry dat
Make a n go and treat? buy a cadillac (a cadillac)
I'm just gassin black, tella what she wanna hear cuz her ass is fat
Shawty crunk, on the floor wide open
Skeet so much, they call her Billy ocean
Roll, like a 18 wheeler (whomp whomp)
That ho fine, but this ho a killa
Ho's be drunk on it, pop
Let me see ya shake it baby, when you do the walk on it
Shake it like a salt shaker
Tremble like a vibrator
Shake it like a salt shaker
Tremble like a vibrator
[R-Doggy-Dogg]
Let the ho's in free, Let the ho's in free, Let the ho's in free
Let 'em in, Let 'em in
Let the ho's in free, Let the ho's in free, Let the ho's in free
Let 'em in, Let 'em in
Now throw dat thang like it's off da chain
Throw dat thang like it's off da chain
Throw dat thang like it's off da chain
Throw dat thang like it's off da chain
[Kainer]
Welches, strawberry it ain't jam
A hundred percent beef, shit it ain't spam
I'm so freaky, they stay treatin me
Neck bricked up, chick stay gettin licked up
I been hurtin em, been prada shoe -chanel skirtin em
Been murkin em, O been workin em
Queen of the south, they wanna do me
They wanna chew me, they just love the ghetto booty
Shawty crunk, on the floor wide open
Skeet so much, they call her Billy ocean
Roll, like a 18 wheeler (whomp whomp)
That ho fine, but this ho a killa
Ho's be drunk on it, pop
Let me see ya shake it baby, when you do the walk on it
Shake it like a salt shaker
Tremble like a vibrator
Shake it like a salt shaker
Tremble like a vibrator
D-Rockis]
She rollin, just look at how she movin
N breakin dey necks to see what she doin
She got a big fat uhn, in between there
I hope it's clean in there, before I get in there
Have you ever had a date wit a millionaire
Wit canary yellow diamonds shining everywhere
Slow motion, like soulja told ya
Cut dat bullshit, and shake it like a ho suppose ta
[T.Wizzle]
Hot gurl, where ya at get loose
Stand right here, show me whatchu could do
Break it off, let me see ya tear it down
Do it like, my gurl Mo from uptown
Shake wit it, ya shape like a coke bottle
Walk wit it for me like a hollywood model
Dayum, you doing dat there
Ya man say he gon put his shoe in dat there
Shawty crunk, on the floor wide open
Skeet so much, they call her Billy ocean
Roll, like a 18 wheeler (whomp whomp)
That ho fine, but this ho a killa
Ho's be drunk? on it, pop
Let me see ya shake it baby, when you do the walk on it
Shake it like a salt shaker
Tremble like a vibrator
Shake it like a salt shaker
Tremble like a vibrator
[D-Rockis and Kainer]
I got ya bitch pussy poppin in her pants
The beat got her ass in a trance
Holdin up her got damn hands
Like I dunno why I wanna dance
But she shook-it,shook-it,shake-it every time she get a chance
In the booty club, is the place to be
But the bitch so crunk, she'll shake for free
Got her all pumped, dat what you gon see
Bald head ping pepper dat punani
My name thang, I'm dayum sho glad I came
Butt naked bitches gettin off da chain
Bouncin dat ass, like she ridin a dick
Here's a T in twenty, keep dancin bitch
Cuz I like the way you shake dat shit
Me and my brother in dis bitch, show a n whatchu workin wit
I see ho's, ho's, and mo ho's
And none of these bitches, got on some clothes
Shawty crunk, on the floor wide open
Skeet so much, they call her Billy ocean
Roll, like a 18 wheeler (whomp whomp)
That ho fine, but this ho a killa
Ho's be drunk on it, pop
Let me see ya shake it baby, when you do the walk on it
Shake it like a salt shaker
Tremble like a vibrator
Shake it like a salt shaker
Tremble like a vibrator
As Reefus watched his crew perform for the Club. He wondered if it was all worth it. He wondered if killing people and pimping women was the right thing. After all, he had become an Overnight Celebrity.
Although I am finished with the story, the tale still goes on. Read Overnight Celebrity: Underground, coming soon to soon.
First of all, I'd like to thank all my fans for giving me support, people who reviewed this story, and most importantly; you, the reader for taking time out of your life to read this story.
Thanks and peace out...bitches
NewFoundDude
