Disclaimer: We don't own YYH. Chibi is writing this chapter, and some of the ideas came from Shishou.

PLEASE NOTE: This is a story that TWO authors wrote together. Please excuse differences in writing styles, since two people are never the same.

Chapter ONE

The Chaos Begins!!!!

"HEY FREAK!!! WHY ARE YOU IN A TREEEEEE????!!!! ARE YOU AN ESCAPEE FROM A PRISON OR SOMETHIN'?" yelled the annoying idiot below Hiei's tree.

"…" Replied Hiei.

"HEY YOU! I'M TALKING TO YOU!!! ARE YOU MUTE OR SOMETHING???!!!"

This idiot was really beginning to tick Hiei off. He was having a bad day and the ningen was asking for it.

"HEY MUTE GUY!!! EAT THISSSSS!!!" the ningen threw a rock at Hiei, who caught it and threw it back. Hard. Maybe a bit too hard considering the ningen instantly fell to the ground. Blood oozed from a nasty crater in his head where the rock had hit him. Oops.

*poof* "HIEI!!!!!! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE????!!!" Koenma had appeared at the foot of the tree. He was looking down on the ningen in disgust. "YOU KILLED A HUMAN!!! YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS, DON'T YOU?!"

"Hn." Replied Hiei.

"EXACTLY!!! WELCOME TO THE REKAI EXPRESS, NEXT STOP REKAI PRISON!!!!" *poof* Hiei and Koenma disappeared and left the dead ningen on the ground by the tree.

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"Well, Hiei was sent to Rekai prison yesterday. He 'supposedly' killed a ningen. He says it was an accident. His hearing is in two weeks." Explained Botan. She, Yusuke, Keiko, Yoko, Genkai, and Yukina were sitting around a table in Genkai's temple. "I believe him. The human died from a direct hit in the head with a pebble. I collected his soul personally." She sipped her tea.

"Well, maybe we should bust him out." Suggested Yoko. "I don't trust Koenma. He'll be the judge at his hearing, right? By the time he lets Hiei out of prison, I'll be six hundred."

"Well, Hiei is facing three hundred years in a maximum security facility." Replied Botan thoughtfully. "And Koenma never really listens to other people's sides of the story."

"Don't we all know." Said Yusuke smartly. "I don't trust him either. Although if we try to bust him out and fail, we'll be tried alongside him."

"Yeah." Agreed Yoko.

"Well, we can help." Said Keiko. "I'll be a decoy or something, Botan probably knows where his cell is, and Yukina can cause a distraction or maybe…"

Yusuke and Yoko looked at each other and laughed hysterically.

"You 'helping' us? You can't be serious." They said through peals of laughter.

"Honestly Keiko, that was a good one!" laughedYusuke. "I needed that!"

"I'm serious!" exclaimed Keiko.

They looked at each other (again) and laughed (again).

"Hey guys, Keiko has a point!" yelled Botan angrily. "We can help!!"

More laughter.

"Um, I suppose I would help too…" said Yukina softly.

A fresh roar of laughter.

"Slacker, Fox! What is wrong with you? God, I thought I'd given the Spirit Wave Orb to someone worthy of it's prowess. I may have to take it back from you, you sexist*!"

"Hey, come on Genkai, even you have to think this is funny!"

"Um, sorry Slacker I cease to see the reason women can't help men!"

"We're stronger." Said Yoko.

"And faster." Added Yusuke "And anyway, I wouldn't let Keiko go anyway. Too dangerous. Plus, you-know-who would probably kill us for letting Yukina."

"Yusuke, I'm not your puppet! I can do what I want!!!" screamed Keiko. "If I want to go, I will!"

"And I've nothing to lose." Added Yukina.

"And I do know where the cells are and I do know where the secret condemned yet still usable exit of Rekai is." Added Botan.

"And I am an old woman who won't live to see three hundred more years if I'm caught. Plus I can kick up the old 'Crazy Old Woman' act to create a diversion." Added Genkai.

"Okay, okay." Said Yoko. "To get you to shut up, if we fail and get caught, you guys are free to try and save us."

"Yeah, this joke just has to stop. We won't fail anyway." Said Yusuke.

"FINE!" yelled all the girls at once.

"It's settled then, we save you if you don't save him!" said Genkai.

"And if all of us fail, we can all be screwed together!" shouted Yoko.

"Very comforting." Said Keiko. They all shook on their new promise.

The two boys didn't realize how false their confidence was. A lot of good it would do them later when they were stuck in prison, playing the harmonica and singing jailbird songs.

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* "sexist" is a word that means someone who favors one gender over another.