A/N: This chapter is by KageYoukai! In case you want to know Chibi Yoko is writing the odd-numbered chapies and I'm writing the even ones!

DISCLAIMER: I do not own YYH and I do not own the odd-numbered chapters!

*****************CHAPTER TWO: When plan A fails...****************************************

It was the next day, and all the girls were off scheming there decoy plots, while the guys had something different in mind...

"Okay," said Yusuke. "We've all agreed that we can't let the girls help, right?"

Yoko and Kuwabara nodded.

"So let's meet in Reikai at 3 in the morning tomorrow. Got it?" Yusuke asked.

"Why so early?" whined Kuwabara.

"So the girls don't know we're gone baka." snapped Yoko. Kuwabara whimpered.

"Okay, so it's agreed?" asked Yusuke.

"Agreed." said the other two in unison.

NEXT MORNING.........

It was 3 in the morning. Yoko and Yusuke were standing in the dark corridors of Reikai, waiting for Kuwabara.

"What's taking him so long?" Asked Yoko impatiently. They waited 10 more minutes and Kuwabara finally showed up.

"It's about time." said Yusuke. "Now here's the plan; there are three corridors that lead to the prison. The first one is shortest. Yoko takes that one and gets there first. I'll take the second longest one, so if a rare event occurs and Yoko doesn't make it, I'll get there next. Kuwabara takes the longest one, and gets there last so he doesn't get in our way. Got it?"

"Uhhhhhh...........No?" said Kuwabara.

"Just go down that hall Baka!" yelled Yusuke. "I love my great plan."

"Your plan?" asked Yoko.

"Fine." sighed Yusuke. "Yoko's plan. Now let's go!" They each tore off down different corridors.

THE ATTEMPT........

Yoko reached the end of the hall and entered the prison...place.

"Hi Hiei!" he whispered.

"What do you want?!" snapped Hiei.

"Hey! I'm saving you here! No need to get mad!" Yoko snapped back.

"Good luck." muttered Hiei sarcastically. Yoko began to pick the lock when an alarm went off.

BWEEP! BWEEP! BWEEP! BWEEP!

As the alarm went off, hundreds of huge ogres ran out to stop the intruder.

"Who's there?!" yelled one of them, shining a flashlight in Yoko's face.

"Great Kami-sama!" shouted one of them. "It's the legendary bandit Yoko Kurama!"

"That's my name." said Yoko. "Now how would you like to die?"

Silence...

"Evil man eating plants?" asked Yoko. "Sounds good to me!" Yoko pulled a seed out of his hair and tossed it onto the ground, near the ogres' feet. It sprouted into a giant flower with giant fangs and started devouring them all. All the ogres that got away from the plant, got slashed up by Yoko's rose-whip. He was laughing evilly the entire time. Blood-spray was everywhere.

"MUA HA HA HA HA!"

Hiei watched them, amused, but at the same time knew that Koenma would come any second now. He counted them down in his head. '3...2...1...'

"You'd better leave baka-kitsune or else-" he started. And then POOF! Koenma appeared.

"YOKO!" he shrieked. "WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING!?"

"MUA HA HA!"

"YOKO!"

"MUA HA HA!"

"YOKO!"

"MUA HA HA- yes?"

"What the hell are you doing?" asked a horrified Koenma.

"Nothin'." replied Yoko. Hiei laughed hysterically.

"A whole lot of nothing!" retorted Koenma. "Why are you here?"

"Um...Going for a walk?" said Yoko.

Hiei laughed so hard he fell off his little cell-bed.

Suddenly Yusuke ran in.

"WE'RE GONNA SET YOU FREeeee- I mean...Hi Koenma." he said.

Hiei was paralyzed with hysterical laughter.

Koenma glared at them. "Attempting to free a convict, gets you the same sentance as him." he said cooly. "Have fun." POOF! Yusuke and Yoko were in identical cells next to Hiei's, who was still laughing at them.

"Gee thanks Hiei." said Yusuke.

"What'd I do?" he asked.

"You could've helped us you know!" yelled Yusuke.

"To busy laughing at your stupidity." Hiei replied, smirking.

"You seem smug...Considering you're in PRISON!" yelled Yusuke.

"As if I didn't expect to end up here sometime in my life." replied Hiei.

"This is stupid. I can break outta here in seconds!" said Yoko, glancing over at the locks.

"You're forgetting something baka...The alarm." said Hiei.

"I know that baka!" snapped Yoko.

"Ahou!" retorted Hiei.

"Oban!"

"Oban?" asked Hiei.

"Guys..." muttered Yusuke.

"That's what I said." replied Yoko.

"You are DEAD!" yelled Hiei, attempting to set Yoko's tail on fire.

"GUYS!" yelled Yusuke, before Hiei had any such chance. They turned to Yusuke, who was in-between them. "SHUT UP! It's bad enough that we're in prison! Imagine what Keiko will do to me! My face'll be one huge welt during visiting hours!"

"Don't forget that we're in prison for like, 300 years." muttered Hiei. "Who cares what your ugly ningen girlfriend does to you."

"SHE'S NOT UGLY!" Yusuke picked up a rock that was conveniently on the ground by his feet, and chucked it at Hiei. Hiei caught it and threw it back, a lot harder. It hit Yusuke square between the eyes, causing him to pass out. Oh boy. This is gonna be a looooooong night...

MEANWHILE...........

Kuwabaka wandered through the dark corridors, apparently lost. He was getting tired too. In the middle of walking, he instantly fell asleep standing up, than fell flat on his face, which immediately woke him up.

"Huh? What? Where am I?" he asked the wall. It didn't respond. "Well fine! Be that way!" he spat at the wall. He walked on, then fell asleep again.

LATER THAT MORNING.........

Keiko knocked on Yusuke's door, to discuss the plan.

"YUSUKE!" she yelled. 'I wonder where he is... He wouldn't have....No that can't be it.'

"KEIKO!" called Shizuru, from behind her.

"Shizuru?" asked Keiko. "What are you doing here?"

"My little brother disappeared. I don't suppose you know what him, and his little friends are up to?" she asked.

"On know they DIDN'T!" she said. Her face turned red and her eyes turned all evil-ish. "YUSUKE I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

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I know it was kinda OOC, but that makes it funnier...right? Right?! RIGHT!?!? Anyhow...Yusuke, Yoko, and Hiei are in prison. Kuwabaka is lost in Reikai. Keiko is angry. Koenma is angry. The other girls will soon be angry. Shizuru might join the party. Will the girls save them? REVIEW AND WE'LL UPDATE!

Baka- Idiot stupid, fool, you get it.

Ahou- same as baka. Idiot, stupid, or fool...ext.

Oban- bitchy old hag. (I don't know why I had Yoko use that term)