Disclaimer: I DO NOT and NEVER WILL own YYH.
A/N: Shishou wrote the last chapter. Now you're all stuck with me, the elusive Chibi Yoko.
Chapter THREE!
"MY GOD, THAT JERK!" yelled Keiko. "I'll KILL him!!!"
"Um, Keiko...what's going on? My brother wasn't home this morning, but I found this note. I can't read it though, it's written in crayon and it's all messy." Shizuru cautiously offered a wrinkled piece of paper to Keiko, who snatched it from her hand.
"Let's see," she said in an angry tone, "'Deeer Shizuro, I went with Yuuuske to thee...er...playce.' The rest just looks like scribbles and then there's 'Lov, Kuwa-Kaz-KK.' He can't even write his own name?"
Shizuru shook her head no.
"God!"
"What's going on?" asked Shizuru. "Where is he? Did he tag along on another Rekai mission?"
"No. Hiei was arrested and he went with Yoko and Yusuke to try and break him out of Rekai prison."
"Oh, well what if they're caught?"
"Three hundred years with no chance of parole."
"Oh. What're we gonna do?"
"We have to go save them. They made a bet with us, they said if they failed to save Hiei, we were allowed to come and try and save them all."
"Who's us?"
"Come on, don't you want the baka back?"
Shizuru sighed. "Yes. Let's go...wherever the rest of them are."
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AND NOW ENTERTAINMENT FROM THE JAILBIRDS!
Yusuke and Yoko sat on their little prison-cot-thingys. Hiei sat on a his biting his lip in irritation at the annoying song that Yoko and Yusuke were attempting to make up. Yoko played the harmonica, and Yusuke sang.
"*horribly off key* I wanna go HOME!" 'Sang' Yusuke.
"Na NA na na." said the Harmonica.
"And prison is stupid!"
"Na NA na na."
"And I'm in here all because,"
"na NA na na."
"Of a stupid fire demon!"
"Na NA na na."
"And he needs anger management,"
"Na NA na na."
"Because all that stupid ningen did was,"
"Na NA na na."
"call him a bad name."
"FREAKS!" said the Harmonica. Yoko dropped it.
"Did your harmonica just talk?" asked Yusuke.
"Of course I did, what're you deaf?" asked The Harmonica. "My name is Joe the Magic Talking Harmonica."
"Uh, Yoko, where did you get this?"
"I stole it off some demon I murdered as a hit. I didn't know what it was, I've never used it before."
"GOD you people can't sing or play harmonica, can you??"
"Yoko, what is that thing?" asked Hiei.
"Hello Boys!" called a voice from down the hall.
"Something that can help you escape!" answered Joe.
Yoko stuffed the Joe the Magic Talking Harmonica under his pillow as Koenma's shadow cast itself over the hallway, seconds before he came into view.
"Hi." said Yusuke gruffly.
"Well, I have some good news for you."
"Will you grace us with your astounding knowledge?" asked Hiei. "Or do we have to guess?"
"I'll grace you with my astounding knowledge, considering the fact your brain is too small to comprehend what the news is."
"I'm not Kuwabaka."
"Whatever. The news is that, and I quote from the latest Rekai Ordinance for the Good of All Three Worlds Under the Rule of the Almighty and Powerful Koenma Including the Punishment and Discipline Departments of the-"
"We get it Koenma!" shouted Yusuke. "No need for the entire list of the things you rule. We've heard the three-hour list before."
Koenma sniffed indignantly. "Fine. The new Ordinance says that and I quote." he held up a scroll and read, "'Any prisoner in the Rekai Prison Complex that can manage a breakout OR an assisted escape may be free of all charges against them, and will be free to linger between all three worlds, regardless of breed or race.'"
"YES! We still have a chance. A slight one, but A CHANCE!" shouted Yusuke.
"IF they can make it into the front door!" laughed Yoko. Koenma looked at them curiously.
"There are a few clauses you should know about." said Koenma. His eyes glinted evilly. "Oh, well there's the 'Must Have Helped Rekai At One Point In Time' , but all of you have. The only one you should hear about is the 'Must Make the Breakout Or Escape BEFORE Their Appeal Date.' and yours is in two days!"
"You sick, twisted little person."said Yoko solemnly.
"Our appeal was supposed to be in two weeks!" protested Yusuke.
"I changed it!" cackled Koenma. "MUWAHA!!!-oh, um sorry."Koenma left them to wallow in their own misery with Joe the Magic Talking Harmonica.
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MEANWHILE THE GIRLS...
"Okay. Plan A is, we dress up as Hiei, Yusuke, Yoko and Kuwabara and set up a distraction to make ourselves look like we're the guys escaping. Meanwhile, the guys escape while all of the ogres are occupied with us. Any questions?" asked Keiko.
"Um, what's Plan B?" asked Yukina.
"We get caught and spend three hundred years in prison. Anything else?"
Everyone else: ...
"Good. Now all we have to do is get our convict outfits and visit the guys to tell them what's up. Get your costumes and meet back here in two hours!"
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TWO HOURS LATER.....
"Um, why do we have two Hieis?" asked Keiko.
"You never actually assigned us a person." said Shizuru.
"Oh, well, who's going to be Hiei? You or Yukina?"
"Um...I don't have to....." started Yukina.
"No, let's see...ask Genkai which of you looks the most like Hiei."
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"Well, considering Yukina is only an inch shorter than Hiei, and the fact she actually had red eyes, Yukina should be Hiei."
"Hey lady, do you know how many bottles of gel are in my hair right now?? This took forever!! Now my hair is black for nothing!!!" yelled Shizuru.
"You're too tall Shizuru. You dwarf Hiei. Why don't you be your brother?" suggested Genkai.
"No way! I'll never dress as a baka ho can't even dress himself the right way!!"
"Why not. You get to act like an idiot and no one will ever know unless they know who you are."
"I just won't be anyone. My brother can just sneak out with the others without a decoy."
"Whatever."
"........." said Yukina.
"Okay, Botan good job on being Yoko. I like your hair silver." complimented Keiko. "And the yellow contacts are a nice touch, too."
"Yeah, a two-thousand dollar touch. Nice short, black hair Keiko. Nice and shiny too."
"Let's just hope Yoko doesn't go after it!!!" laughed Keiko.
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LATER.......
So, you were lying when you said you could break us out of Rekai Prison?" asked Yusuke.
"Yep." Replied Joe the Magic Talking Harmonica.
"And you're a fraud?"
"Yup."
"I'm gonna blast it back to last Tuesday. I hate liars." said Yoko.
"You are a liar. You used to befriend people and kill them for money." said Yusuke. "Besides, this thing is kinda cool. We could probably get some money for it in Makai."
"You're right."
"Hey, you have visitors!" crackled a voice over the loudspeaker in the corner of their cell."They're coming for you now. Don't try anything funny though."
"Whatever." replied Yoko. "If we did, we'd just kill all of you ogres until we were free."
"Listen man, I don't want any trouble!" said the loudspeaker. "I'm just trying to put food on the table Mister Legendary Bandit Sir."
"When we break out of here, be warned you're first, no, second, no, seventy-eighth on my list!!"
"Um...Okay Sir!!!" *click*
Yoko's ears pricked forward at the faint sound of footsteps coming down the hallway.
"Hello boys." called a voice. The five girls came into view.
"Oh my Inari*. What in the name of everything good and right in all three worlds is happening???" asked Yoko.
"What, don't like out new hair?" asked Keiko.
"Yukina, hey, she looks like Hiei!"exclaimed Yusuke. Hiei jumped and ran to his cell door to get a closer look. Yukina had her long hair dyed black and it was styled exactly like Hiei's, anti-gravitational and shiny.
"What happened?" asked Hiei. "Hey Yoko, Botan looks like you!"
"What?? You gotta be kid- OH MY INARI!"
Botan flipped her now straight 'n' silver hair at Yoko and made the light catch her golden eyes.
"AND WHY IN KOENMA'S NAME IS YOUR HAIR LIKE MINE KEIKO???" asked Yusuke.
"Oh, and I meant to ask, how many bottles of gel do you put into this thing? When I got my hair cut and styled, it took eight bottles, and Yukina's hair took almost sixteen! How do you do that Hiei, living from a tree?"asked Keiko.
"My hair is natural." said Hiei.
"Riiiight."
"I tell you no lies."
"Oh, don't worry, I trust you."
"God Woman!"
"Would you trust the person who made you a mind slave?" asked Yusuke pointedly.
"No..."
"Exactly. Now what is going on?"
"We've gotta plan to throw that party we were planning. *wink wink*."
"Wha-oh-ooooh." said Yoko. "You're actually gonna do it?"
"Yup."
"Hey, where's Kuwabara?" asked Shizuru.
"Um, we don't really know." said Yusuke. "He got, er...um...separated from us."
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IN SOME RANDOM REKAI HALLWAY.........
"Where am I?" asked Kuwabara to himself.
"I don't know. Maybe we died." replied himself.
"Do you think we did."
"Maybe."
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"Well anyway, here's the plan." said Keiko. She, Yukina, and Genkai gave a piece of paper to each of the boys. "Enjoy your stay." The girls turned and left the boys alone.
Almost as soon as they were gone, a scream was heard down the hall.
"I DIDN'T DO IT!!! I WAS FRAMED I TELL YOU!!! FRAMED!!!" screamed the anonymous prisoner.
"Aw Shut up." said Koenma's voice. "Here, you're in the celebrity cellblock cuz' there isn't any room anywhere else." The boys hid their papers as they heard footsteps coming down the hall. Koenma came into sight in teenage form holding a kicking girl who was screaming a steady stream of curses aimed at Koenma. She was dressed in black baggy pants and a red shirt. An empty sheath hung from her belt. She had long black hair that fell down her shoulders. Two red fox ears like Yoko's pricked up from her hair and she had a red tail. Koenma pushed her into an empty cell next to Yoko's and left them.
After about a half hour the girl stopped screaming and fell silent.
"Who are you, anyway?"asked Yusuke.
"Why do you wanna know??" she asked.
"Hey, would you tell me if I told you that Yoko Kurama is in the cell next to you and is talking to you right now?" asked Yoko.
"YOKO KURAMA????? YOU'RE MY IDOL!!!!"
"You and every kitsune* ever born after me."
"Okay, if you're Yoko. My name is Saito. I'm fifteen, I've studied swordsmanship since I was five, Oh, and I've been a mercenary* for two years!! I killed a human on accident. I've helped Rekai before though, so if I can get outta here I'm free."
"Yeah, same here." said Hiei.
"Maybe we can get you out when we escape."
"Would you???"
"Why not. Everyone says I always have to play the hero, so why not now?" said Yusuke.
"YES!"
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Well, who is the strange person that got landed next to Yoko? Well, You could look at my author page for her bio, but still read the next chapter by the much-better author Shishou!!