KAGEYOUKAI'S CHAPTER!

DISCLAIMER: I don't own...YYH, chapters 1 and 3, Saito, or Joe. I own chapters 2 and 4 and some parts of 1. Had enough numbers yet? Good. Read. Review. NOW!

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"Okay Yukina," said Botan. "You go first, try to distract Koenma. We'll back you up."

"Kay." Yukina ran out into the unprotected open "LOOKIT ME! I'M HIEI!"

(Teenage)Koenma came running out. "Yukina what the hell are you doing in Hiei's clothes?!"

"I...uh...Am Hiei."

"Uh huh...Since when did Hiei have a sweet little girl's voice.?" asked Koenma.

"^ ^ Umm.....My voice cracked?"

"It sounds like just the opposite." said Koenma. "I hate do this Yukina but you'll have to go to prison."

"FREEZE!" yelled Yukina. Koenma froze and Yukina ran past Koenma, followed by Botan. Koenma un-froze when Yukina left. When Shizuru got there, Koenma tried to block her path, she kicked him in the crotch and ran past him.

"OWWWWwwwwwwwwwwwWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!" he yelled.

Keiko wasn't sure what to do. She was to new at this. She decided to distract him.

"Um.... I'm Yusuke," she said, disguising her voice.

"Oh yeah? How long has Yusuke been a girl?"

"How did you know?!" asked Keiko.

"Well...For one thing-"

"Never mind! I don't think I want to know." said Keiko. Koenma couldn't help but grin, despite the pain he was in.

"You're distracting me aren't you?"

"^_^ Nope."

"Really?"

"Ooh what's that?" asked Keiko. Koenma looked, just long enough for Keiko to run away. When he looked back, she wasn't there.

MEANWHILE....

Yusuke made a new prison song. It went like this:

"Sittin' in prison,"

"Na na na na."

"Alone in a cell,"

"Na na na na."

"Sittin' in prison,"

"Na na na na."

"It's a living hell!"

"Na na na na."

"Hiei needs to stop throwing rocks at people."

"Na...What?" asked Joe the Talking Harmonica.

"A ningen threw a rock at Hiei, Hiei threw it back, it killed the guy. Later, I threw a rock at Hiei, he threw threw it back, it knocked me out." explained Yusuke.

"It sounds to me like people should stop throwing rocks at ME." said Hiei.

"Yeah right." said Joe. "You need anger management Hiei."

"Give me that harmonica." said Hiei. Yusuke tossed it to him, and Hiei promptly threw Joe into a wall, shattering him into a million pieces.

"JOE!" screamed Yusuke. He turned to Hiei and glared. "You do need anger management."

"You want to shatter against a wall too?" asked Hiei. Yusuke shut up. "Didn't think so."

"Could you two be quieter?" asked Saito. "I'm trying to think."

"You can think?" asked Hiei. "Ya' learn something new every day..."

"SHUT UP!" she screamed.

"WILL YOU ALL SHUT UP!?!?" screamed Yoko, who had been sleeping a minute ago.

"No." said Hiei.

"Shut up Hiei you have problems." snapped Yoko.

"I have problems?" asked Hiei. "You have a garden that growls at people. What problems do I have?"

"Anger problems."

Hiei threw another rock at Yoko, who dodged it, and it immediately hit Saito upside the head. (Where do all these rocks come from? Oh well...)

@_@"Weeeeeeee....." said Saito as she fell over swirly eyed.

"Nice job Hiei." said Yusuke. Hiei smirked.

Suddenly Yukina and Botan ran passed them screaming. Than Shizuru. Than Keiko. And last and least, Koenma ran after them shaking his fist and shouting curses at the top of his lungs.

"And you think I have anger problems?" asked Hiei. Koenma stopped to curse at Hiei, then ran after the girls.

"Oh joy." said Yusuke. "The girls are gonna end up in prison too."

"This sucks." said Hiei. "I'm getting out of here."

"How?" asked Yusuke.

"Like this." Hiei. He took a long breath and screamed. "HEY YOU DAMN TODDLER! WHY THE HELL ARE YOU WASTING YOUR TIME WITH GIRLS!? CAN'T YOUR STUPID EGO HANDLE THE HUMILIATION OF BEING DEFEATED BY ME?!?!"

Yusuke just stared at him. Suddenly Koenma ran back to Hiei's cell, opened it up, and started trying to strangle him. Hiei jumped over Koenma and ran out of the cell laughing.

"HEY! WHAT ABOUT US!?" Yusuke yelled after him.

MEANWHILE...................

Botan had taken the lead of the group when suddenly she felt a huge gust of wind and saw a black blur. She recognized it.

"HIEI?" she called. He appeared right next to her, running at a much slower speed.

"What?!" he yelled.

"Did you get the others out?"

"No."

"NO!? WHAT DO YOU MEAN 'NO'?!"

"I didn't get them out."

"Well I figured that!"

"So you do have a mind."

"HIEI SHUT UP! WE NEED TO GET THE OTHERS OUT!" screamed Botan.

"FINE! THEN GO GET THEM! I'LL HANDLE KOENMA!" Hiei yelled back, kind of annoyed.

"WHY ARE WE SCREAMING!?" asked Botan. Hiei just rolled his eyes and disappeared. Botan and the other girls turned around and ran back towards the prison. When she got there, Hiei was standing on a toddler Koenma, who was hog-tied and unconscious on the floor. The girls let them out and they all ran home.

TWO DAYS LATER...............

Saito had gone back to where ever the hell she came from, and the others were recalling the incident.

"That was so much fun!" said Botan cheerfully.

"Yeah, minus the prison part." said Yusuke.

"Hey you guys," said Shizuru. "Why wasn't my brother in prison too?"

"He never showed up." said Yusuke. Yoko, who had earlier turned back to Kurama, nodded.

"Yup." he said. "I wonder what ever happened to him..."

AT REIKAI......

Kuwabaka was tired, hungry, and tired. But mostly hungry. He walked down a corridor and found himself at the prison place.

"I MADE IT!" he looked around and saw no one. "Huh?"

"Kuwabara!" yelled Koenma, from behind him. "What are you doing here?"

"I was suppose to break someone out but I got lost."

10 minutes later......

"I DON'T DESERVE TO BE IN PRISON! LET ME OUT! LET ME OOOOOUUUUUUUUT!" screamed Kuwabaka, from inside a cell.

BACK TO EVERYONE ELSE.........

"Who knows." said Yukina. "He probably got back to Ningenkai by now."

Everyone nodded in agreement.

"A toast!" called Yusuke. "To being free!"

"CHEERS!" yelled everyone, clinking there drinks together.

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That's the end people! It was a really short fic, I know, but OH WELL! I hope that was funny. The reason I had Hiei save himself, was 'cuz he wasn't being sexist like the other guys. Review pleez and tell us if you liked it!

Ja'ne!