Welcome to the magic, extra-chapter known as the…………….OUTTAKES!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Me, as in Kage, and Chibi are writing this together, so credit goes to both! But mostly me, for coming up with the idea. Chibi throws a rock at Kage Kage catches it and throws it back Anyway, read, laugh, worship me, and review. Chibi is hit in the head. "Weeeheehee…"

…………………………………………………….THE SUPER-SECRET EXTRA OUTTAKE CHAPTER THAT ONLY YOU, THE READER GETS TO SEE!………………………………..(You may feel special now)

OUTTAKES: Scene one (Baka ningen-guy is yelling at Hiei) {By: KageYoukai}

"Hey mute guy! Take this!" The ningen took a small pebble and threw it at Hiei. (Everyone expects Hiei to catch it.)

WHAM!

"OW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU BITCH! YOU HIT MY FRIKKIN' EYE!!!!!!!!!!!!" Hiei screamed, holding his forehead.

"But I- I didn't….YOU WERE SUPPOSE TO CATCH IT!" Ningen-Guy yelled back.

"CUT!" Director-Man yelled.

"NOBODY TOLD ME THIS STORY WOULD INVOLVE THINGS BEING THROWN AT ME!!!!!!!!!" Hiei yelled.

"IT. WAS. IN. THE. SCRIPT!!!!!!!!!" Director-Man screamed.

"…Script??"

Scene Two (Koenma Appears. (In all his majesty.)) {By: Chibi Yoko}

WHOOM

"WHOOM? I ASKED FOR POOF! GOT IT!? POOF!" screamed Koenma.

Hiei sneaks off, leving the dead ningen on the ground.

"I'm sorry Lord Koenma." Said Director-Man. "We'll fix it now-"

"DING!"

"FIX IT?!"

"One sec…"

"BOOOOOOOOM!"

"I'M LEAVING!!!" Koenma storms off.

"FWUMP!"

"You sickos." Said the Dead Guy.

"YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD!" The Director storms off after Koenma.

"POOF."

Deleted Scene: (Girls Prepare For Plan B) {By: Kage}

"Remind me again why we're saving them?" Botan asked.

"To prove we can," said Keiko, putting the millionth bottle of hair-gel in her hair, trying to look like Yusuke.

"Guys, my hair's still not sticking up," Yukina said.

"That's not in the script," Director said.

"But it's not."

"So? Improvise."

"What?"

"Improvise."

"I'm not sure I know what that means."

"God, how did FUNImation work with these people?"

Scene Um…What Number? (Yusuke, Yoko, and Kuwabara try to save Hiei) {By: Chibi}

Yoko is making the viscious man-eating plants devour the ogres.

"MUAHAHAHA!"

"YOKO!"

"MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

"YOKO!"

"MUWAHAAHHAHA!"

"YOOOOKOO!!!"

"MUWAHA-um…what's my line?"

"CUT!" yelled Director. "DID ANYBODY READ THE DAMNED SCRIPT?!"

"Well, I planned on doing it, but then…I was sooooo hungry, you see…and well. I…ate it."

"Yeah, so did I." Admitted Yusuke.

"YOU PEOPLE ARE IMPOSSIBLE!"

"Why didn't anyone tell me there was a script?!" asked Hiei.

Scene Something-Or-Other. (Enter…Joe the Magical Talking Something) {By Kage}

Yoko paces around the cell, lugging a large black case. Yusuke looks over curiously, while Hiei is asleep.

"Yoko, what the hell is that?" Yusuke finally asked.

"It's Joe, the Magical Talking Saxophone!" Yoko replied cheerfully.

"It's suppose to be a harmonica!" Director wailed. "AND HIEI IS NOT SUPPOSE TO BE SLEEPING!!!!!"

"Ooh, but a saxophone's so much more useful!" Yoko protested. "Watch, learn, and cover your ears." Yoko put together 'Joe' the saxophone and blew as hard as he could, waking up Hiei.

"AH! WHERE AM I!?" Hiei yelled, falling off the cell bed.

"Hiei seems to have a weakness for loud noises being made while he's asleep," Yoko commented. The director was on the ground, twitching slightly, and muttering something about torture.

Scene 42…or something like that… (The girls are "storming" Reikai when they confront Koenma.) {By: Chibi}

Yukina runs out into the open. "HEY LOOKIT ME, I'M HIEI!!!!"

"HIEI! OHMIGOD, WHY DIDN'T THE STUPID OGRES STOP HIM!??"

"CUT!" screamed Director. "IT'S NOT HIEI YOU DIM-WITTED PILE OF 800-YEAR OLD ROTTING CRAP!!"

"I'm 750, thank you very much." Sniffed Koenma.

"WELL I'M SORRY I OFFENDED YOU, PRINCESS!"

"PRINCESS! I'LL SHOW YOU PRINCESS!"

"BRING IT PACIFIER JUNKIE!"

"FREEZE!" Yelled Yukina. "Now, violence is not the answer to any of our problems, is it? Who wants a story? -"

Yoko appears. "Ooh! Me!"

"Now, once upon a time there was…"

Shizuru appears, on cue and kicks the frozen Koenma where it hurts…or at least…tries to.

"OWWW!!" Yells Director.

Scene Eggs (Girls are running for there lives while Hiei makes his escape) {By: Kage}

"AHHHHHHHHH!!!!" Botan screamed, running away from Koenma. Yukina is running too, but Hiei trips her on purpose.

"OW! MEANIE!" Yukina yelled, teary eyed.

"HA!" Hiei laughed triumphantly.

"CUUUUUUUUUUUUT! HIEI! HAVE YOU GONE MAD! THAT'S YUKINA!" Guess who said that.

"You said to improvise. I was going for the whole sibling rivalry-thing," Hiei said.

"Sibling?" Yukina asked. "That means……….."

"SIBLING RIVALRY!? SIBLING RIVALRY!? YOU'RE HIEI! YOU'RE SUPPOSE TO LOVE YUKINA WITH ALL YOUR BROTHERLY HEART!" Director screamed.

"But the creators of YYH didn't give me a heart." Hiei said. "And doesn't loving someone make me OOC?"

"NO! HURTING YOUR SISTER DOES!"

"OMIGOD!!!!!!!!" Kuwabaka screamed. "HIEI IS YUKINA'S SISTER!"

"WHAT! I AM NO ONE'S SISTER!" Hiei screamed.

"Kuwabara isn't even in the scene!" Botan noted. "Director, should we turn the camera off?"

"Director is having a seizure, Botan." Koenma said. "Just leave him be and he'll be fine."

Director is rolling around on the ground making gagging sounds.

Scene Seven Hundred-Forty Seven…I think…wait…no…NEVERMIND! SCENE NUMBERS ARE FOR SQUARES!! (Saito comes!) {By: Chibi}

Saito is carried into the jail cell.

"Hey, who the heck are you?" asked Yusuke.

"zzzzzzzz…" replied Saito.

"CUT!" yelled Director. "God Lars, why'd you knock her out?"

"She kicked and struggled so much I had to." Said the prison guard, a.k.a. Lars.

"GOD ARE ALL OF MY EMPLOYEES ASSHOLES?!"

"Yo!" yelled all of the people.

"What is this Spaceballs?"

"No sir, this is Damsels in Distress." Said Lars.

"IDIDN'TDOIT!" yelled Saito as she woke up.

"Of course you didn't." Said Yoko.

"Neither did I." Said Hiei.

"I'm sure." Said Yusuke.

"YOU BOTH DID IT!" yelled Director. "BECAUSE THE SCRIPT SAYS SO!"

Hiei looked confused. "Script…?"

"Kill me now." Prayed Director.

Scene JUST SCREW IT! (Yusuke throws the rock) {By: Kage}

Yusuke picks up a rock that is conveniently lying on the ground by his feet and throws it at Hiei. (Once, again, everyone expects him to catch it.)

SHWAM!

"WILL PEOPLE STOP THROWING GODDAMNED ROCKS AT ME!!!!!!!!!!" Hiei shouted so loud that he made a mockery of Joe the Saxophone.

"You…Are…Suppose…To….CATCH IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Director screamed so loud he made a mockery of Hiei.

"Really?"

"YES!"

"Are you sure?"

"YES!"

"Than what?"

"THROW IT BACK!"

"Kay." Hiei picks up the rock and throws it at director.

"HIEI YOU KILLED DIRECTOR!" Yusuke yelled.

"NOW YOU REALLY HAVE TO GO TO PRISON!" Koenma yelled.

"Uh….HE TOLD ME TO!" Hiei argued.

"HE TOLD YOU TO THROW IT AT YUSUKE!"

"Uh…O-kay…." Hiei picked up another rock and threw it at Yusuke.

"OMIGOD YOU KILLED YUSUKE!!!!!"

Scene Numbers-Are-Still-For-Squares (The scenes where Kuwabara is wandering aimlessly.) {By: Chibi}

"Dum Dum Dee Dee DUMMMM!" Howled Kuwabaka. "I LIIIIKE EEEEGGS!! THEEEEEY taste GOOOOOOOOOOD!"

"STOP THAT INFERNAL WAILING YOU MENTALLY RETARDED BITCH!" screamed the Wall. "I'M TRYING TO SLEEP HERE!!"

"Huh?" asked Kuwabaka stupidly."

"CUT!" Director yelled. "I TOLD you guys not to order the talking walls for the sets!! They were $250 extra for Christ's sake! Goddamnit! You all need to buy a brain!"

"Are you suggesting I wasn't worth 250 extra dollars?" sniffed the wall. "I'm offended."

"SHUT UP YOU ANNOYING PIECE OF PLYWOOD!"

"I'm made of oak, thank you very much!"

"Heh heh." Said Kuwabaka.

Director looked over. "Why in the name of all things good and right are you playing with your toes?"

"Dis widdle piggy went to mawket…"

"AHHHHHHH!" Director bangs his head repeatedly into wall.

"OW. OW. OW." Said the Wall.

"Poor wall." Said the anonymous cameraman.

Scene Who Gives A Damn. (Yusuke and Joe sing a song.) {By: Kage}

"Sittin' in prison."

"Na na na na!"

"Alone in a cell."

"Na- WAIT! I KNOW A BETTER SONG!" Joe exclaimed.

"Really? Do tell." Yusuke said.

"Okay, here goes-" Joe took a deep breath and- "Badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger BADGER badger badger badger MUSHROOM! MUSHROOM! Mm Badger badger badger…" Joe goes on and on.

Hiei is trying to block out the sound until…..

"YUSUKE GIVE ME THAT HARMONICA FROM HELL AND LET ME BUUUUUUUUUUUURN IT!" Hiei was reaching through the bars, trying to grab Joe.

"HEY! LEGGO MY EGGO!" Yusuke yelled, holding Joe for dear life.

"Ain't it amazing how any sentence can be turned into something wrong these days?" Yoko noted.

"GASP! YOU PERVERTED FOX! IT'S PEOPLE LIKE YOU WHO MAKE THOSE SENTENCES WRONG!" Yusuke yelled.

"MUST! BUUUUUUUUUUUUURN!" Hiei said, catching Joe on fire. (it's the first thing he's been able to catch all day.)

The Director is to shocked and dumbstruck to say anything.

Scene Who cares? We're all going to die anyway….. (When the three guys are coming down the hallways.) {By: Chibi}

Yusuke heads down his corridor, leaving the others to try and remember which one is which…

"I think I'm supposed to go down that one." Said Yoko.

"Didn't you read the script?" asked Kuwabara.

"Nope. I ate it."

"Darn, cuz' I can't read."

"YOU CAN'T READ!?" yelled the Director. "Please, Togashi, tell me why you cursed me with complete IDIOTS?!"

A giant hand comes down and erases the Director. "I'll show you idiots…" mumbled a voice from above. "

"Er… That didn't happen." Said Yoko.

"Yeah, right." Said Kuwabara. They both head down the wrong corridors.

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Well…Erm…We hope you laughed and enjoyed that….performance. We also hope it sca- I mean DIDN'T scar you for life. Yeah………….Review please, and remember, this really happened.