Preface
Have you ever wondered why in the Naruto fandom, with all these 12-year-old kids running around and each one of them having access to modern technologies, how none of the kids ever played video games? Sure, some of you may say: "They strive hard to be ninjas, and train every single day." But let's be real here people, a 12-year-old kid to video games is like you to your underpants, they are never left apart. Well, some of you may say: "But I don't wear underpants! I mean, it constricts my lower abdominal region (commonly known as the groin), and it makes me normal. I must NOT be normal! I must rebel against the world! I must butcher the use of anything normal! I am going to use toasters to brush my teeth, umbrellas to dry my clothes, and underpants (since it's not worn any way) to feed my dog!" Well, if the above is a vivid description of you and your habits, please stop reading now and call your local police station. Then proceed to turn yourself in on account of being a "Hazard to Animals." Maybe you'll get lucky, and the police officier will be a cat lover instead, and he or she won't give you slippery soap bars while you are using the prison shower.
Oh, where was I? Ah yes, if you do not burn your gums out with heated wires in the morning, please proceed to enjoy this wonderful fiction about Naruto and gaming. I'll try to incorporate Naruto with games from all genre. Like I said, from DnD to DDR, from CS to SC, I'll even include lame puzzle games if audience demands.
Another thing, as much as I'd love to hear from every last one of you (no, not you, especially if you choke your dog with underpants. Why are you even reading this? Shouldn't you be turning yourself in right now?), please do not let your reviews be plagued with "bubbly" fangirl language. To me, that is harsher on the eyes than l33t.
And yes, I also have to get this out of the way. I, SickeningAnimalTesting, own every copyright to Naruto, including the original Manga, video derivation, and many other video game spinoffs. I also happen to own a bridge that's conveniently located near Manhattan. If anyone wishes to purchase this said bridge, please bring $5000 USD in a large non-discreet bag (preferably black) and drops it off in the garbage can by the corner of King St and Bloomfield Blvd, Madison Heights, MI, 40291. Sort the bills in the arrangement of 50 in $20, 100 in $10, and 30 in $100. You will receive your certificate of ownership in approximately 10 days (or more if I can't get to Mexico or Canada in that time). I mean, I sold Kishimoto Masashi the license to owning Naruto, why don't you also trust me and buy that bridge?
Also, this story is rated PG-13 for crude humor, some language, and some political-incorrectness.
Now, let the fun begin.