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L33tness - "She crouched behind a crate neared the doorway, waiting for her next victim. Suddenly, a person rushed past the door. She aimed, clicked, and amidst the shout of 'ghey', 'fing camper' and '347 l34D j00 n00b!', FoxyRoxyBoy was fragged by L33tMst0r1010."

Tenten was pissed. Actually, she was more than pissed, she was livid. Her rage against humanity knows no bounds. How dare they give her less air-time than Rock Lee's tree stump! It's just not fair! She blames it all on discrimination. She knew that because they saw her hair and eye colors are within the normal worldly spectrum, they are limiting her abilities as a shinobi. Oh how she longed for turquoise hair and fuschia eyes! But no, God (or Kishimoto Masashi) must have gotten quite a poor roll on her stat modifiers. Her Charisma must have been sacrificed in order to increase her Dexterity. Oh well, if its God's will for her to look plain and have a crappy power, then screw God, she is going to shine somewhere else. Tenten always liked Buddha better anyways.

Going through her normal 2 minutes hate has always given Tenten an edge at CounterStrike. Just imagining the faces of that Neji bastard being on the poor guy she just fragged always cheered her up. Even better was when she knifed the green garbed terrorist. Never once would the guy choose to buy dual-pistols ever again. Actually, nope, that guy is back again, wielding the same double pistols as if they were going to actually tickle his opponents. Maybe they'll die of laughter after he had shot them in the eyeballs for three times and still only managed to take down half of their kevlar. When will they ever learn? Just because rappers talk about twin glocks in their songs does not mean the pathetic guns actually do anything in 1.5 (or 1.6 for that matter).

Somewhere, amidst the monotonous pseudo-techno beats and a jacked up voice talking about the hood, the Beautiful Green Beast of Konoha sneezed.

Counterstrike is a game where our young heroine shines above the rest. With Tenten's impeccable aim and years of weapon throwing practice, aiming a cursor with a mouse is like a walk in the park. Too bad the rest of the population doesn't share this view. A head-shot on every bullet never meant skills, rather, it is synonymous for hack. And this is the situation that Tenten found herself in. She has been kicked out of every server she had ever played in. How is she going to shine above the rest when there is no one else to shine above of? Without other people, she couldn't possibly take her anger out at the world for having zero character development and crappy ninja skills.

Screw the rest then, she is going to start her own server. Konohagure is going to be the place where Tenten humiliates everyone else (or in her words, she is going to pwnz0rz).

Another thing that the Naruto manga and videos fail to mention is that everyone is a closet gamer. Everyone from the Fifth Hokage to Konohamaru plays some sort of game. How do I know this? Let's call it "Convenient Plot-hole." So it's no doubt that as soon as the Konohagure server is set up, more than enough people joined. Maps were selected, teams were made, and the good old-fashioned game of "kill everyone" started.

But with any other multiplayer game, unoriginal names are a must. You'd think just by naming yourself "gArAa" and playing on dedust will automatically make you Garaa of the Desert. Tenten hated those people, and made sure the wannabees died a horrible death, saturated with bullets like an overstuffed Thanksgiving turkey. Now with the fanboys gone, she can finally enjoy slaught . . . toying with the rest of the players. With practiced ease, Tenten hits the tab key while still manages to dodge and weave in and out of corridors. She saw on CT, player "RoxyFoxyBoy" and player "I Greater U" are still alive and kicking. Tenten then proceeds to do the most logical thing under the current circumstance: backstabs everyone on her own team. Oh she definitely made sure friendly fire was on.

It was at that moment, RoxyFoxyBoy jumped out from behind a crate. The Counter-Terrorist specialist (or at least, the 3D model) charged Tenten with hand outstretched, swinging his knife. For a moment, Tenten was scared. She just finished killing all her team members, and her gun has not a single clip in it. There is no way she could survive the oncoming barrage of bullets. Or at least, that's what she thought before "KAGEBUSHIN NO-JUTSU" rang throughout the playing room. RoxyFoxyBoy's model then proceeds to do a little bit of cyber dance. It looked up, down, left, left, turned in a circle, and then finished with a knife swipe. 10 seconds passed, and while Tenten finished reloading her gun, ran back to the shop to buy some more armor, and then dropped a grenade under RoxyFoxyBoy's feet, did the poor guy finally realize that forcing Chakra into a computer is quite a hard task. However, the revelation was a bit too late, and RoxyFoxyBoy was grenade-fragged by L33tMst0r1010.

Only one left, thought Tenten, as she carefully strafed across the grounds, searching for her victim. Every so often, she would roll her mouse and try to find any hidden snipers, waiting to pick her off. Suddenly, Flash! Everything was white. As Tenten's computer screen poorly simulated the effect of a flashbang grenade, she spun her mouse in a circle and left clicked, burst firing on her unknown attacker, hoping that a stray bullet would find its intended mark. It is at this moment of Tenten's weakness, I Greater U charged her with a knife. What is with everyone and knives? Thought Tenten as she took out her own knife, having spent all her ammunition. They are not kunais damn it! Now with the effects of the flashbang having worn off, Tenten spun around, strafed left, clicked her mouse several times, and took off chunks of flesh (indicated by the red pixilated things that were suppose to be blood) from I Greater U. Seeing how he was being overpowered by such a l33t gamer, I Greater U tactically retreated, hoping to catch Tenten unaware some other time.

Years later, when Sasuke reflects back on his CS Genin times, he would tell you never to leave a terrorist player unwatched, for they have the uncanny ability to bomb the entire complex by placing a C4 charge on the large "X" found in the level.

Author's Note:

If anyone thinks that this story is not completely junk, and would like to beta for me, please, by all means, e-mail me. I know my grammar is horrible, and I'm trying to improve.

I think I'll do a DDR story next, it might even be more than 1 chapter. If you really really hate DDR, and don't want to see our fun-loving Genins (and 1 Chuunin) groove to the music, then tell me what other game I should incorporate into this.