That's HOT!

'He's... changing-' whispered Eiji excitedly.

'Sshh...Not so loud.' murmured Fuji, almost in a state of trance, 'But, that's hot.'

'Yeah.' Was all Ryoma managed.

'Yeah. Really...hot...'

Fuji's flashed his fellow tennis mates a smile.

'YO!What's going on?' asked Momo noisily as he went over to join them.

'Quiet!...'hissed Ryoma as he proceeded to stuff his fist into Momo's mouth.Momo looked thoroughly bemused.'I always knew Fuji sempai had a thing for buchou, I never knew you did too!' Momo whispered loudly into Ryoma's ear.

Echizen remained silent.

'Besides that, What do you think?...' Fuji asked, demanding Momo's closer observation.

'OOH...' Momo snorted into Ryoma's back. 'Yummy!...' He couldn't, afterall, refuse a senior.

Fuji couldn't have agreed more.

'NOT HOT! BURNING BABY! Burning!!' Kawamura screeched, running around at Godspeed and burning holes in the ground. Ryoma hastily grabbed the racket from Kawamura.

'Nya! So Hot!' giggled Kikumaru who Fuji thought with perhaps a little irritation, was always too agreeable.

'We're late for training!'Oishi whispered with considerable effort and not completely understanding their immunity to Tezuka's infinite laps threat. 'Tezuka will make us run laps!' He added for good measure, though what measure it was, he really did not know. He thought he'd remind them just so he would have it in his conscience that he had indeed, tried but also failed.

'Not if the man himself is right over there...'

'HA! Mamushi's missing out on the greatest stuff...'

'FFhhssss...stupid.' Kaidoh hissed and courteously emerged from Enui's shadow.

'Ii data... Ii data...' Muttered Inui incoherently as he scribbled furiously into his Inui notebook with his Inui pen.

'What are you boys doing?' demanded a highly irritated Ryuzaki Sensei who made a highly unwarranted appearance, fumed 'GAHHHH! Hag!' exclaimed Eiji.

'And where's Tezuka?...' The old lady was insistent.

Everyone slapped her silly, pulled her old lady hair and directed her line of view to the vision of wonder.

'Oh.' Ryuzaki Sensei said, comprehension dawning as she looked at Fuji in amazement. 'That is… hot.'

Kikumaru and Momo burst into a fit of giggles unfit for men of any kind.

Because.

Not too far away, was the dear Buchou who had eaten a Wasabi something not even Fuji would consider putting into his mouth and had just died.

-End-

Eiji says 'Changing' He meant to say changing colour.Or something of that sort.HARHARHAR.Geez.

Did I mislead you? If I didn't, I obviously did a bad job, then you can flame me. Heck, I accept any form of review, flames and constructive criticism and whatnot.

This was done during the wee hours of the night or very early in the morning. If something is really weird, let me know, I might have screwed something up.