A/N: This is just for my pure enjoyment considering I am very ...-upset-..Right now((see the profile kids, see the profile)) I have decided to make this little poem on the retched Mary Sues.

Ahem, here I go...

Mary Sue, Mary Sue, Why are you so fake?

You're funny and intelligent with a knack for predicting the fates.

Mary Sue, Mary Sue, Why are we subjected to your good graces?

Your young and beautiful, with curves in the right places.

Mary Sue, Mary Sue, The Dark Lords heir? I must say!

But of course who would have thought with parseltongue and animal transformation on your resume..

Mary Sue, Mary Sue, Why are men under your charm?

Your better than Dumbledoor, and could do EVERYONE harm.

Mary Sue, Mary Sue, Why are you so powerful?

Because of you're ancient unfamiliar lineage that is highly social.

Mary Sue, Mary Sue, Why are you hated so?

Because your writer has no intelligence and all readers know.

A/N: Yes that is my short poem on why I hate Mary Sues People. Really I am a nice person ...just the Mary Sues and I don't really 'click' shall we say.

R/R.....- .Well actually this is for my own amusement as I have said above but if you want all MS's to die as do I do tell me...So I'm not alone in this opinion...even though I'm aware that I am defiantly NOT...