Chris: "Last time on Total Drama Island… Both teams set out on a canoe trip to deadly Boney Island. Cody hit on Gwen about eighty times, but he made up for it by setting her up with the guy she actually wanted to hang with, Trent. Good strategy, bro. There were winners. And there were losers. Also known as, The Gophers. The last marshmallow was set to go to either Izzy or Lindsay, but the RCMP swooped in and bam! Izzy hightailed it outta there! (Laughs.) "Man, I knew the girl was nuts, but I didn't know she was totally insane! However, one Gopher may have secretly done something even crazier when she brought home a creepy stick statue voodoo thingy from the deadly haunted island. Will Beth live to regret her souvenir? And can my teeth possibly get any whiter? (Smiles.) Find out here on Total. Drama. Island!"

(Theme song plays.)

(The episode begins with a rabbit walking through the meadow until a helicopter flew by the camp, with Chris piloting dressed as a pilot.)

Duncan: (waking up and alarmed) "Hide!" (Gets off the bed) "They're coming!" (hides under the bed)

(At the Gophers' girls cabin, LeShawna gets up hitting her head on the bunk)

LeShawna: "Okay, that guy is starting to get on my nerves!"

Heather: "He always likes to ruin your mornings, Beth, Lindsay, go get me a shower now! And remember..."

Beth: "Not too hot this time, I know..."

(Then we cut to outside the bathrooms, where all the girls were waiting for Heather, wanting to pee.)

Bridgette: "Why is he in there so long?"

Lindsay: "She needs her space."

LeShawna: "When will that Queen Bee come out?! I need to do important things!"

Beth: "Needs more time!"

Gwen: "Ugh, that's enough! I'll go potty lumberjack style!" (leaves)

Chris: (over PA) "I hope you guys are up for the wildest challenge yet, meet me at breakfast by the campfire in 3 minutes."

Beth: (knocks on door) "Heather?"

Heather: "Can you apply cream to my back? It's very dry."

Beth: (turns around and sees that no one is there and sighs before going into the bathroom)

(Then we cut to the campers gathered at the campfire)

Chris: "Okay guys, are you ready for the ultimate extreme challenge?!"

Owen: "Yeah, we're ready!"

Chris: "Alright, here goes!" (Throws a can of beans, almost hits Gwen's face but Trent avoids it, and smiles at him and she smiles back.) "This is breakfast" (throws more cans at the others.)

Heather: "No, breakfast is pancakes, croissants, and even Chef's disgusting scrambled eggs."

Owen: "That's great, beans! The more I eat the more-!" (He gets hit on the head by a can and falls to the ground)

Chris: "This week's challenge will show your survival skills" (pulls out a paintball gun) "We're going hunting!"

Duncan: "That's better!"

Harold: "Is that a paintball gun?"

Chris: "Yes, it is, Harold" (shoots Harold, knocking him down.)

Bridgette: "So we're not going to kill anyone?"

Chris: "No, this will be the first deer hunt, I'll announce the teams when we get to the woods, so finish your breakfast!"

(Everyone hears a burp and looks at Owen full of beans and around empty cans.)

Owen: "Is there more?"

(Then we cut to Chris and the teams in the woods, next to a pile of green and red weapons.)

Chris: "And now the team hunters, the Bass hunters are Harold, Geoff and Bridgette (throws the green guns at the aforementioned) loaded with blue paint, and for the Gophers, Owen, LeShawna, Lindsay and Beth (he throw the red weapons at the aforementioned) loaded with orange paint"

Owen: "Woohoo, hunt!"

Chris: (Puts on orange sunglasses and a military hat.) "And you guys are going to wear these goggles and these beastly camouflage hats too (looks at the others) and for the rest of you, you're going to be deer (pulls out some horns, noses and tails false.) here are their horns, noses and tails" (laughs)

Heather: "Yeah sure, I'm not going to use that!"

Duncan: "Forget it, I won't be a deer!"

Chris: (puts the costume on him.) "Take this off and your team will be toast" (puts his tail on as Owen laughs.)

Duncan: "What are you looking at?"

Owen: "Nothing... Bambi"

Duncan: "You better have aim fat man"

(Bass deer are shown walking through the woods.)

Courtney: "At least they will give us an advantage"

DJ: "I don't know about you, but I'm leaving" (he runs off on all fours, leaving his team puzzled.)

(Then we cut to the deer gophers walking too.)

Gwen: (sighs) "This is the most pathetic thing I've ever done in my life."

Cody: "Oh come on, it will be fun" (the others look at him) "alright, see you!"

CONFESSIONAL:

Cody: (at night in a wheelchair and in a cast) "He's excited to be a deer, I'm small but fast, a lot of practice dodging sticky balls in class."

END OF CONFESSIONAL:

Gwen: (looking at Heather) "Aren't you coming?"

Heather: (sitting on a log and filing her nails) "I'm staying here so Beth and Lindsay can protect me during the challenge."

Gwen: "Isn't that against the rules?"

Heather: "Do you see any judges around here? You better protect your own furry tail." (Gwen and Trent walk away)

(Then we cut to the Bass hunters joining hands.)

Harold: "Let's do it!" (They both let go of their hands and he and Geoff ready their guns, while Bridgette looks at hers and looks sadly.) "Ok, you know it's all fake? And it's just paint? And what if you hit Heather…"

Bridgette: "Wait, is Heather a deer?" (He laughs and the three go to the forest)

Chris: (over PA) "Now you can go hunting!"

Beth: "Yeah, deer hunting time!"

LeShawna: "Yeah, I like it that way!"

(Owen drops a jar full of yellow stuff.)

Beth: "What are you doing?"

Owen: "Disguising my smell so that the deer doesn't smell me coming"

LeShawna: (sniffing) "Don't tell me that's pee?"

Owen: "Uh-huh, yes it is" (girls choke in disgust.) "I've got more if you need"

Beth: "Owen, we're hunting other campers, you don't have to disguise your scent"

Owen: (pulls out another jar) "You mean I collected all this pee for nothing?" (throws the jar into the sky, Beth and Lindsay run scared and the jar ends up falling to the ground)

LeShawna: "Owen, you're crazy!" (It moves away.)

(Then we cut to Lindsay and Beth walking aimlessly panting.)

Beth: "We've been to the starting location and haven't found any deer yet."

Heather: (coughs) "Have they found anything yet?"

Beth: "We had to know we were coming to you?"

Heather: "Hello? The alliance!"

Lindsay: (raising her hand) "Uh oh, can I be in one?"

Heather: "You're already in the alliance, Lindsayz remember?"

Lindsay: "Oh yeah sure"

Heather: "Now bring me some berries, I'm starving"

Lindsay: "Yoohoo!" (It goes)

Beth: "Shouldn't we be hunting?"

Heather: "She is hunting, for me, but it will not be enough, bring me chips"

Beth: "From the jungle?"

Heather: "From the Mess Hall, you knucklehead, now!" (Beth leaves) "And don't let them be barbecue!"

CONFESSIONAL:

Beth: "Sometimes, Heather is so...bossy! And in the wild, hunters don't bring food to deer! ...She's not going to listen to this, is she?"

END CONFESSIONAL:

(Then we cut to Owen prowling in the woods.)

Owen: "The hunter is a symbol for his impulses, and desires for the thrill of the chase" (sniffs and sees DJ walking on all fours, then hides in a bush) "the hunter finds his prey, the hunter will need something to catch her... patience" (he farts which alerts DJ)

(Then we cut to Beth hiding at a table outside the Mess Hall, Chef comes out with a floatie and goggles and goes swimming, allowing Beth to walk into the kitchen and get a bag of chips)

(Then we go back to Owen watching DJ eating grass.)

Owen: "The hunter watches his prey, and the chance of catching it is a million-" (a snake falls to him and screams, alerting DJ who escapes) "You're fried DJ! You're a burger and I'm hot sauce!"

(Then we go back to the Mess Hall, where Beth was about to leave until she hears Chef and hides under the table, Chef walks by whistling but Beth's tiki doll falls out of his pocket, which alerts Chef who starts sniffing , Beth sneaks out the door but makes a noise on the boards, Chef glaring at her before leaving for the woods.)

(Beth stops and catches her breath)

CONFESSIONAL:

Beth: "I realized something...I just risked my life...and all this for Heather! I don't even like her!"

END OF CONFESSIONAL:

(Beth started eating the chips she had stolen.)

(Then we cut to Owen chasing DJ.)

Owen: "You're my burger now, DJ!" (DJ jumps a rock out of a lake, but Owen can't dodge and hits his kiwis with the rock) Ow!"

(Commercial Break.)

(Then we cut to Beth walking through the woods.)

?: "pww"

Beth: "If you're there, go ahead and shoot me, you can't make my day worse."

Cody: (coming out of the bush) "Actually I'm a deer and you're a hunter, and deer can't shoot hunters, that would be a problem for the food chain."

Beth: "I'm sick of this challenge!"

Cody: "Haven't you caught any deer?"

Beth: "No, but I stole this bag of chips."

Heather: "What took you so long?!"

Beth: "Here, think what it cost me to bring you this"

Heather: (she picks up the bag and looks at it) "Only 11 chips left" (sniffs the bag) "and they're BBQ!" (throws bag) "Go trade me this for pickled cucumbers."

Beth: (thinks and says...) "No."

Heather: (shocked) "What did you say?!"

Cody: "Um, I think I'm going to...yeah." (grabs the bag and walks away)

Heather: (glaring at Beth) "Back off!"

Beth: "NO! Now if you'll excuse me, I have to hunt deer." (walks away)

(Suddenly a ball hits Heather's arm.)

Heather: "Whoever you are, not cool!" (She gets hit by another ball and falls to the ground, Bridgette and Harold high five from afar)

(Then we cut to DJ running from Owen from the cliff hill)

Owen: "The hunter's courage...will not yield" (then DJ stops at the top of the cliff and Owen stops him.) "You are mine now, deer!" (Aims at it but when he tries to shoot, he ran out of ammunition.) Uh?" (DJ glares at him.) "Um, the hunter leaves the prey alone for a moment to look at it one last time." (DJ gets up and walks over threateningly.) "Come on , dude, let's chat" (DJ pushes him off the cliff and into the water, he very happily walks away on all fours.)

(We then cut to Heather walking to Lindsay, still has paint in her arm, while Lindsay is picking blueberries from a bush.)

Lindsay: "Wait, I have blueberries! See?" (Heather slaps the blueberries away.) "Oh, aww..."

Heather: (Walks off.) "Follow me."

(Lindsay then sadly follows Heather.)

(We then cut back to Cody still eating chips.)

Cody: "Mmm, barbecue! The king of chip flavors!" (He continues walking, but he kept on spilling crumbs on the grass.)

(We then cut to Beth, trying to aim at Courtney, who is looking around. But..)

Heather: "Hey, Beth!"

(Courtney gasps & runs away, as Heather walks to Beth.)

Beth: (Sighs sadly.) "I totally had her.."

Heather: "We've been talking about you."

Lindsay: "We've have?"

Heather: (Groans.) "Shut up, Linds-iot. We've decided to give you one last chance. If you take it back, you can rejoin our alliance."

Beth: "Take back what?"

Heather: "The word, 'No.'"

Beth: "I don't wanna take it back."

Heather: "You are NOTHING without me!"

Beth: "Do you know why we keep on losing challenges?"

Heather: "Because they're lame & stupid?!"

Beth: "No, because you're so busy being mean that you don't even try! Now all you can think of is bossing us around!"

(Lindsay & Heather gasp in shock. But when Heather see's Tyler acting like a real deer, she walks close to Lindsay.)

Heather: (Whispers.) "Come on now, shoot him."

Lindsay: (She tries to aim at Tyler, but she gets worried as she whispers back.) "But I can't. He's my boyfriend!"

Heather: "Your WHAT?!"

(Lindsay gets startled as she accidentally shoots Heather in the glasses. Tyler awkwardly looks at this, but he waves to Lindsay quickly as he runs away. As Lindsay waves to him back.)

Heather: "What the hell?! You're supposed to hit Tyler! But your clumsiness hit ME instead!"

Beth: "Hey! She was just startled! That's all! So stop bitching around!"

(Heather & Lindsay both gasp in shock, as Heather puts off her red nose, & throws it at Beth.)

Beth: "Oh, that's it!"

Heather: "Bring it on, bitch!"

(Then we cut to Owen walking through the sodden woods)

Owen: "A deer can get on a hunter's nerves" (takes off his cap and dries it, dropping a crab) "you can make him fall off a 50 meter cliff, but never...break his spirit!" (Hears a branch snap, scurries away and looks at Duncan) "Fresh meat."

(Then we go back to Beth and Heather, where they stare at each other)

Heather: "I'll give you one last chance."

Beth: "Why? Because you know you can't win without this alliance?"

Heather: "I can make your life miserable here!"

Beth: "You already do, miss 'go put cream on my hideous crocodile skin', what do I have to lose?"

(Then we see LeShawna walking through the woods.)

LeShawna: "Two hours walking around here and I still haven't caught anything, what kind of insane person does this for fun?"

Heather: (offscreen) "Then stay alone, loser!"

Beth: (offscreen) "It's better than working for you!"

(LeShawna looks into a bush and sees Beth and Heather arguing, but her vision doesn't help her at all, but she shrugs and shoots, hitting Heather in the hair.)

Heather: "Oh! Who did this?!"

LeShawna: "Oops, I knew I had to go to the voice over before I came here (laughs) I'm sorry about that!"

Heather: "You're going down, you-" (Beth shoots her in the leg.) "Cramp!" (falls to the ground.)

LeShawna: "That was good, sister!"

Beth: "No, that's when you did!" (Both laugh until Heather gets up, grabs Lindsay's gun and shoots them both, spraying them with paint.) "Oh, now you'll see!" (The three start shooting at each other.)

(Then we cut to Duncan drinking water from a river, while Owen watches him from a tree branch.)

Owen: "This is the shot of the day, with a single ball, the mutual destinies of the hunter and the prey, will unite." (he was about to shoot until he farted and Duncan heard him)

Duncan: (sniffing) "Beans...(Looks at the tree) Owen! (Owen farts again.) Nice try farticus! You almost caught me!" (He runs away)

Owen: (Farts again that knocks all the leaves off the tree.) "Damn!" (falls off the branch and falls into the mud.)

(Then we cut to Cody walking in the woods eating chips and leaving crumbs on the ground.)

CONFESSIONAL:

Cody: "It was easy, I managed to get to the end without touching a single paintball."

END OF CONFESSIONAL:

(Cody finishes eating all the potatoes and sees a bunch of blueberries on the ground)

Cody: "Hmm, blueberries." (bends over but hears a roar, turns around and sees a growling bear with crumbs in its mouth) "Oh hey little bear." (offers him the blueberries) "You want blueberries?" (The bear growls at him as he takes off his shirt.)

CONFESSIONAL:

(The bear now had the glasses and was eating the now empty bag of chips.)

END OF CONFESSIONAL:

(Then we cut to Duncan drawing graffiti on a tree until Courtney arrives.)

Courtney: "Why do you smell so bad?"

Duncan: "It's Owen stink. It's been following me around since my juvenile record."

Courtney: "Well, I'm going back, this silly challenge should be over by now"

Duncan: "You're going the wrong way"

Courtney: "Excuse me? I was CIT, I have experience in orientation, and it's over there."

Duncan: "It's not over there."

Courtney: "I said camp is this way."

Duncan: "No It's that way."

(Both look at each other before walking but they collide and their horns get stuck with the other's)

Courtney: "Very funny, now let go off of me!"

Duncan: "Hey Princess, this is not my kind of fun!"

Courtney: "Great, Duncan."

CONFESSIONAL:

Duncan: "Sure we could have taken those silly hats off but Miss CIT would tell Chris and we'd get disqualified. But hey, I was liking it."

END OF CONFESSIONAL:

Courtney: "Now what?!"

Duncan: "Wanna make-out?"

(Courtney awkwardly looks in shock.)

(Then we cut to Geoff, Harold and Bridgette in some bushes until they see Beth, LeShawna and Heather shooting paint at each other, they fall silent and start shooting paint at her)

Bridgette: "This is so fun!"

Chris: (on PA) "Attention hunters and human fauna, return to the meeting point, it's time to see your wounds and count the scores!"

(We cut to outside the infirmary, with Chris and the other campers except Duncan and Courtney, Cody was now in a body cast and in a wheelchair.)

Chris: "Tisk, tisk, tisk, stealing from the Chef, eating chips in the woods, mauled by a bear, do you know what I see here? I see a very unruly group, and a big mess and waste of paint, and I must say. ..that was awesome! When they shot their own team, wild television!"

Harold: "Hey, where are Duncan and Courtney?" (Tyler nudges him and points at them, walking with his horns still stuck.)

Gwen: "Oh, this is too much!"

Owen: (smeared and muddy, while laughing) "Oh Duncan, you sly dog, you!"

Duncan: "The girl can't keep her antlers off me!" (Courtney kicks her in the kiwis and cries in pain) "And I can't even bend over..."

Chris: "Easy, Courtney, our infirmary can only see one at a time and Cody is a mess. (Bridgette and Geoff separate Courtney and Duncan.) Since three of the Gophers are covered in dripping paint...(Lindsay turns around, showing blue spots.) make it four, and most of them aren't even deer (looks at Bass) looks like we have a winner (The Bass all cheer, even Duncan in pain.) Bass, you'll enjoy some fancy hunting. (Looks at Gophers) Gophers, I'll see you at the ceremony elimination, again..."

(We then cut to the elimination ceremony with Chris & the Gophers. Cody is still in a wheelchair & a body cast.)

Heather: "I mean, seriously. Twice in a row?! What the hell is wrong with you people?! I can't wait to see Beth get kicked off. I just wish I could vote off two campers at once."

CONFESSIONALS:

Cody: "Heheheh. Okay. I know I got mauled by a bear, but I'm feeling good about this. I'm a quick healer. And besides, Heather's as mean as a snake, dude. Her own team shot her like eighteen times. They'll never kick me off."

Leshawna: "Who did I vote for? Well, Heather's been a pain in my ass from day one. But I gotta say… Cody."

Owen: "Yeah, that Cody. Not so useful in challenges anymore."

Lindsay: "I totally admire Beth for standing up to Heather, but she's so dead now."

END OF CONFESSIONALS:

Chris: "There are only seven marshmallows on this plate. When I call your name, come up and claim your marshmallow. The camper–"

Gwen: (Cuts Chris off quickly.) "Who does not receive a marshmallow must immediately return The Dock of Shame, catch the Boat of Losers and leave. Can't we just get this over with already?"

Chris: "Fine. Whatever. Spoil the moment." (Tosses the marshmallows to the safe campers.) Trent. Lindsay. (The marshmallow hits Lindsay's head.) Owen. (The marshmallow lands of Owen's mouth.) Gwen. Leshawna. (Leshawna doesn't even catch the marshmallow. Beth crossed her fingers nervously, while Heather makes a cutthroat against her.) Beth. (Heather is shocked as Beth catches her marshmallow.) Campers, this is the final marshmallow tonight. (Cody & Heather both make nervous glances as Chris announces the last name.) Heather."

Heather: (Swipes the marshmallow from Chris & glares at her teammates.) "You are all lucky, okay? Very lucky!"

Chris: "Cody. The Dock of Shame awaits, bro." (Cody doesn't respond or move at the moment as Chris smirks.) "I guess we can help you get there."

Beth: "I'll do it!" (Stands up & carries Chris to the wheelchair.)

Gwen: "Bye, Cody!"

(The rest of the Gophers sadly wave goodbye to him.)

Leshawna: "Seeya, buddy!"

Owen: "Take care, dude."

(We then cut to Beth wheeling Cody, who is muffling at the end of the dock, but the boat isn't here yet.)

Beth: "I know. I can't believe I stood up to her, either."

(Cody muffles in response.)

Beth: "I'm gonna be okay, don't worry about me. And I still have my good luck charm! (Shows him the tiki idol.) See? I got it from Boney Island last week. (Cody gasps.) Cool, huh? Bye Cody. Take care."

(Beth kisses Cody on the cheek, then he wheels at the end of the dock fearfully muffling, as he lands on the ocean with a splash, as the episode ends.)

(End credits.)

Very sorry Cody fans. But this remains unchanged.
Stay tuned for episode 10!

Votes:

Cody - Gwen, Heather, Leshawna, Owen, Trent.

Heather - Beth, Cody, Lindsay.