The Big Show-down

"I kill Akane for real this time." Said Shampoo jumping up, (unusually high… how the heck do they jump that high?) and landing on the boat. (Which may I mention is still sinking?) "Ranma pick, between Shampoo, and Akane. Which one you love more?"

"Luh-luh-love? M-more? I-I can't just…just…pick so quickly…I…I…"

"Oh, jeez Ranma, can't you at least, I dunno untie us, or at least me?!" shouted Akane

"Oops, I forgot about that." Said Ranma "Maybe I'll leave you tied up Akane. That way I can go with Shampoo, and you can't kill me when I do."

"Ranma" Akane said sweetly, looking innocent

"Yes." Said Ranma, his heart beating (B'bump!)

"DIE!" screamed Akane while kicking him (fly away Ranma!)

"Really now Akane, how do you expect to get untied now?" said Nabiki, with an annoyed face.

"He'll come back" said Akane 'I hope anyway' She thought

"Let's go get Ranma, before he drown" said Shampoo

"That would probably be wise." Said Cologne

"What about us,? we're going to drown!" screamed Akane
"So…why should I care?" said Shampoo "All you do is hurt my Ranma anyway."

"You don't own Ranma." Said Akane

"You don't either." Shampoo challenged

Evil look from Akane

"I despise you." Said Akane

"What you know, we have mutual feeling." Replied Shampoo

"Huh, Let me go Shampoo." Said Akane

"What make you think I do that?" said Shampoo

"I'll make you a deal, if you let me go, I'll fight you." Said Akane

"A fight for Ranma,? good idea. If I win then I get Ranma, if you win you no drown, and get Ranma." said Shampoo

"Wait a minute, who said I wanted Ranma? I'd rather have my own life, and freedom." Said Akane

Ranma climbing back up the boat says,

"I'd rather she not get me, and you not get me either. Either way I'll die unhappy." Said Ranma 'clomp, smoosh' Ranma had just gotten punched bye Akane, and Shampoo rode her bike over him. (How did she get that thing here? Anyway)

"Ranma you'd better hurry up, may I remind you the boat is still sinking." (Oddly enough still sinking.) Said Kasumi

"Let's fight then." Said Akane

"Is deal." Said Shampoo

While they're fighting, Ranma, and the others were talking.

"Who do you think will win?" asked Nabiki

"I dunno." Said Ranma

"Who do you want to win?" said Kasumi

"I don't know if I want anyone to win." Said Ranma

"Surly you want Akane to win right?" said Soun

"I don't really think it matters." Said Ranma "Either way I'll be unhappy."

"Now, now Ranma, you want your fiancé to win." Said Genma

"Well maybe, maybe not." Said Ranma

"WHAT!? You want Shampoo to win? What about my daughter?!" screamed Soun

Back to the fighting (it's so much easier with pictures not fair) I don't know how they can stand being hit so many times said Kasumi. "I fight for Ranma! He's mine!" Yelled Ukyo (I don't know how she got here, but she just did)

"NO, he's mine." Screamed Kodachi, who was riding on a motor boat that had a leak and jumped on the sinking cruise boat

"Okay, how did they find us? Why are they here, and how long have they been listening to us?" Said Akane

"Don't ask me." Said Ranma

"Looks like I'll have to defeat them all." Said Akane

"You can't kill them all by yourself, I'll help." Said Ranma

"Oh, but Ranma, I thought you said you couldn't pick." Said Akane (So much for that)

"Well I don't care about them they just proclaimed me their fiancé." Said Ranma

"But you care about Shampoo, and me?" Said Akane

"Well…yea…I have to care about you or your dad will kill me." Said Ranma

"Oh, that's the reason for me but what's the reason for Shampoo?" asked Akane

"Cologne will kill me." Said Ranma

"So you were all about saving yourself." Said Akane

(Cricket, cricket). Akane must die said shampoo no I am going to kill her said Ukyo pulling out a spatula not before me said Kodachi pulling out a mallet. (Hahahahaha.) Kodachi calm down said Ranma. anything for you my love. You must die know said shampoo. (The fight begins against Akane, Kodachi, Ukyo and Shampoo) Then Ranma says let's get on the boat and leave them. Yes lets says Kasumi. (So they all get on the boat except Kodachi Akane Shampoo and Ukyo which are still fighting against each other and then they realize that the group left them) damn you Ranma get back here said Akane. My love come get me said Kodachi. You leave shampoo behind. DIE Ranma said Ukyo.