This is NOT a script format fic. It is a non-script formatted fic. The characters of Lexie and Jacey, are merely characterizations of our selves. We are not A/N-ing all through the fic. We are characters. Keep in mind though, that the characters of Jacey and Lexie ARE in control of the other characters, because they are the voices in their heads.... The Voices Within.
If you loved Buffy's 'Once More With Feeling'.... Then this is nothing like it. Yes, there's singing. And yes, there's a few synchronized dances. But mostly it's the DA gang going crazy, a few voices in their heads, and entirely full of that dirty talk you all loved in Syl's Boots. It's 'The Voices Within', and it's bound to entertain you for hours.
The Voices Within
[Logan's Penthouse... Apartment... Place. Logan's Place. Max is wearing a jumper with a reindeer on it]
MAX: Since Season 2 was relatively boring, we're throwing all canon out the window until it suits us to bring it back... Logan and I have a healthy relationship based on sex and food. Since we're so happy, I have invited all 8 of my sane siblings over for a Pre-Christmas Christmas party.
LOGAN: Max, it's October.
MAX: Which is why it's a Pre-Christmas Christmas Party, as opposed to a Christmas Party.
LOGAN: clears throat, and gives Max a meaningful look
"Why do you do this,
You always take the piss.
You make me look like a fool,
I'm trying to hard to be cool.
Every single day,
The same old story,
Every single night,
You have me in my glory......"
JACEY: Opps.
LEXIE: We're 'opps'-ing already? I thought we'd wait until I made a totally obvious Matrix reference or we had Syl or Jondy say something inappropriately dirty.
JACEY: I'm starting early this year.
LEXIE: Oh. It's all good then.
MAX: Being the superior being I am, I managed to hack into Logan's computer, hack Zack's voice mail thingie and, using my incredible powers of deduction, trace most of the siblings I have that escaped!
LOGAN: As much as you make me look like a fool, Max, you really are Perfection in my eyes.
[Logan stares at Max with puppy-dog eyes while Max tries to boil water. And sets the water on fire.]
MAX: Huh.
LOGAN: Huh.
MAX: Well that went well.
LOGAN: Better than usual.
JACEY: Oh Definatly.
MAX: Did you hear that voice?
LOGAN: Voice? You're hearing voices?
LEXIE: This could be fun. Let's drive Max insane! Max and Ben can be insane together. I never liked Ben. [spooky voice] M-AXIE!
MAX: Uh... no [looks around wildly]
LOGAN: Good.
MAX: Good
[awkward silence]
LOGAN: So, when do the freaks arrive?
MAX: Excuse me?
LOGAN: Did I say that out loud?
JACEY: Uh huh.
LEXIE: Yup. Baaaad move.
MAX: You didn't just call my beloved-siblings-who-were-completely-forgotten-in-Season-2 freaks.
LEXIE: Oh, yes he did.
LOGAN: I meant it in a good way! Go Freaks!
JACEY: Punch him already.
LEXIE: Fight! Fight! Fight!
[Max glowers at Logan. This could possibly suggest a Logan/Max/Alec/Zack love triangle but I'll be obscure and move straight on]
LOGAN: So, who is coming to my pent...apartment... dwelling?
MAX: Well, everyone! Syl and Jondy and Zane...
LOGAN: Syl was the hot blonde that had Zack's eyes?
LEXIE: Whoa. Logan noticed Zack's eyes.
JACEY: Ewww.
[Max gives Logan a funny look]
MAX: And Krit...
LOGAN: He's the X5 who looks freakishly like you!
MAX: Well, duh. And Zack...
LOGAN: My rival for your fair heart! Tis blasphemy to have that mongrel half breed under my roof!
JACEY: Has he been drinking?
LEXIE: Probably.
MAX: AH! The voices! NO!
LOGAN: So, um, I'll just go over here........ runs out door
MAX: sings
"I hear voices, every single day.
When I meet those voices, I'll them pay!
For my beloved Logan thinks I'm mad,
I'm not! I'm not! Well maybe just a tad..."
LEXIE: Was Max drinking earlier today?
JACEY: Probably.
[Max looks around wildly for the voices, waving her fists around. And in enters the always loveable Zack.]
MAX: Zack! You are here! I shall sashay over to you, and hug you and prance around creating a lot of sexual tension for the hell of it!
ZACK: That works for me.
LEXIE: Eww. We need to bring in Jondy.
JACEY: Zack and Max seems wrong. In a bad way. Jondy and Zack seems wrong. In a good way.
[Zack clings to Max for longer than necessary]
MAX: Zack... oxygen...becoming an issue... [face goes purple]
ZACK: No, no, this is wrong! For I am in love with my fair maiden, Jondy!
JACEY: Enter Jondy..... Jondy?
LEXIE: Where's Jondy?
MAX: I'll be damned if I know.......
LEXIE: Did she just answer us?
ZACK: Maxie, who are you talking to?
JACEY: She did.
MAX: I choose to embrace the gift of the voices, not fear them!
[Enter Jondy, wearing an outfit that probably isn't legal but never mind! Anything to turn Zack's mind away from doing the dirty with Max]
ZACK: [eyes Jondy] And this is why they invented the threesome.
LEXIE: Oops.
JACEY: Well, that was inappropriately dirty.
LEXIE: Yet amusing.
JONDY: Zack! I missed you! [leaps into Zack's arms. Zack looks thrilled. Max looks put out. The Zack part of the Logan/Max/Alec/Zack triangle has just been extinguished.]
[Jondy and Zack make out]
JACEY AND LEXIE: Awww!
[Jondy and Zack continue to make out]
JACEY AND LEXIE: It's still sweet!
[Clothing starts to be shed. Logan walks in the door]
LOGAN: My virgin eyes!
ZACK: You're a virgin?
MAX: You were married!
JONDY: Hi.
MAX: Hi. Logan?
LOGAN: Ahh........ Food anyone? holds out plate of cheese toasties
ALEC: walks through door Ohhh food.
JONDY: gasp
"I just went into shock,
My dear brother Ben,
Although a little mad,
Just walked in then,
I must be going mad."
ZACK: Excellent. Another X5 male to feel threatened by. For the sake of sick amusement, both Jondy and Max are attracted to Alec and this will make me grunt more than usual.
LOGAN: I have an expensive dwelling. I have Pre-Pulse wine. I have money and I shave with a butter knife. I have no reason to feel threatened.
LEXIE: You should
JACEY: In a big way.
LEXIE: I say Mack Truck.
JACEY: I hear ya.
MAX: Great. The Voices are psychopaths that want to kill Logan. Someone up there does not want me to be happy.
JONDY: [stares at Alec] Oh my. Aren't you the very embodiment of male masculinity.
ZACK: Excuse me. You're extremely fickle boyfriend is right here.
MAX: Jondy!
JONDY: What?
ALEC: I'm disturbed by such a frank - yet accurate - description of myself.
{Syl and Krit walk in from the kitchen}
KRIT: I'm concerned by the fact that no ones seems to be noticing the fact that there's a fridge full of alcohol in here.
SYL: And that no one seemed to notice us walk in..... goes into a daze
"I feel so alone, so left out,
If this carries on, I might just pout."
KRIT: joins in
"Oh Baby, please do,
You know it turns me on when you're blue..."
SYL AND KRIT:
"We're two of a kind,
Such a great find.
We're hot, you're not,
We rock, you really don't.....
Look at us!"
MAX: It's Syl and Krit! Two underused siblings!
LEXIE: Krit, take off your shirt!
[Krit whips off his shirt. Everyone stares at him.]
MAX: [awed voice] You hear the voices too?
[Krit looks around, shocked and nods slowly and begins to put the shirt back on.]
LEXIE: Leave that shirt off !
JACEY: Well, that was evil.
LEXIE: Duh. Don't tell me you're not enjoying this.
JACEY: Oh I am. But isn't it kinda weird?
SYL: Sorry, we're late, we ...um...
KRIT: We were going at it like bunnies.
ZACK: Dude!
ALEC: Dude!
LOGAN: Dude! My virgin ears!
SYL: What did we miss?
MAX: Jondy declaring Alec one of the sexiest men alive, Zack and I dealing with our unresolved sexual tension and me burning hot water.
SYL: Ohhhh I've done that. But only cause me and Krit starting banging... and there was this one time... looks around should I stop?
LEXIE: No,no, keep the stories coming.
JACEY: Oh totally.... As long as it involves a hot, naked and sweaty Syl.... I mean Krit. KRIT! I meant Krit damn it!
[Krit and Max look around wildly]
MAX: That
KRIT: Scary.
MAX: I wanna go home.
KRIT: I wanna go deaf.
JACEY: I wanna go fuck Krit, but you don't see that happening, do you?
LEXIE: Not if I have anything to do with it.
JACEY: Hot guy stealer.
LEXIE: Syl fucker.
JACEY: MAN WHORE!
LEXIE: How?
JACEY: God knows.
SYL: Ohhh.... Someone wants to sleep with me? Go me!
KRIT: Stop listening Syl.... wait, you can hear them?
SYL: Hear who?
[Krit goes pale. Max goes green. Krit whimpers.]
LEXIE: They can hear us remember.
JACEY: So? Communication is the first step to every functional relationship.
SYL: [gives Krit bizarre look] Krit, is everything okay?
MAX: Oh GOD no.
KRIT: [looks at Logan] Dude, your dwelling is freaking me out.
JACEY: Dwelling?
LEXIE: Is it a penthouse? Is it an apartment? Is it merely a tv set? No body knows!
JONDY: Since I have been rendered redundant, I am off to seduce Alec.
ZACK: Hell no.
ALEC: Hell no. I secretly hold a flame for Max and could never do something as shallow as bang her younger sister.
JONDY: Well, this sucks.
JACEY: Yeah, I wanted to bang him as well.
KRIT: Make the voices stop!
SYL: Again, I say, what voices?
LEXIE: These oneeeeeeeeeeeeeees.... I SEE DEAD PEOPLE.
Everyone looks up in shock, and Logan falls backwards, from where he was previously leaning against the window frame.... Straight out the open window.
LEXIE: [looks out window] Come on little Mack Truck.... Come on, little Mack Truck...
JACEY: Lexie, Logan just fell out of a dwelling window! Do you really think he deserves to be hit by a truck?
LEXIE: Yes.
[Mack truck comes speeding around the corner, driven by White, thus suggesting a White/Max/Alec love triangle. Mack truck runs over Logan's bloodied body once... twice... four times... soon, Logan is merely a bloody smear on the asphalt.]
GROUP: Ewww.
SYL: Did the voices do that?
JACEY: Unintentionally.
LEXIE: Accidents happen.
MAX: [whimpers] My sugar daddy!
ZACK: [whimpers] My rival!
BLING: [whimpers] My employer!
JONDY: [whimpers] Some guy!
LEXIE: Again, I'm calling the 'bizarre' card.
JACEY: [whimper] I'm scared.
JONDY: So am I... wait, where did that come from?
MAX: [wails] My sugar daddy!
"Oh, we were once in love,
A gift sent from above.
We spent all day,
At each others side...
We were lost, but then found,
And now he's but a smudge on the ground.
I guess I'll have to deal,
Learn how to feel...
The perfect cure, as far as I can see,
Is find a guy, to bang the hell out of me!"
LEXIE: Now Jondy can hear us.
JACEY: Then she should know I wanna bang Zack as well.
LEXIE: You have sex issues.
JONDY: Good GOD. The VOICES.
ZACK: Jondy, are you insane?
SYL: Most probably. I mean, come on, Ben wasn't the only one to be messed up by Manticore. Brin had a inappropriate goat fetish and Tinga liked rubber bands.
GROUP: Eww.
JACEY: Where do you get your material?
LEXIE: You so don't want to know.
KRIT: Why is Bling here? Where is Zane? And Tinga? Why isn't Max at work?
LEXIE: Please don't point out the plot holes.
JACEY: Or we'll make you take off your pants.
[Max, Krit and Jondy all go pale.]
LEXIE: Your mind works in brilliant ways.
JACEY: Why thank you.
LEXIE: No problem. You know you rock, right?
JACEY: Well, yes, but it never hurts to hear it again.
JONDY: Make them stop.....
ZACK:
"My girlfriend's going crazy,
I think her minds gone hazy.
I don't know what to do,
Cause my brother's insane too!
I think it might be a family thing,
Just like this sudden urge to sing!
I know I should really care,
But all I want is another beer!"
JONDY: You won't dump me for being insane, right? I mean, Max and Krit hear the voices!
LEXIE: If this fic goes on long enough, Zack probably will as well.
JACEY: We can dream.
ZACK: I would never dump you. I am still holding out for a threesome with you and Max.
LEXIE: Eww
JACEY: I think it's time Max met the Mack Truck.
MAX: The Voices want to kill me!
KRIT: If I take my pants off, you won't kill me right?
LEXIE: We promise we'll try not to.
JACEY: There are so many ways to kill a man.
KRIT: [shudders and begins to take off pants] I better not die.
SYL: Krit! What the hell are you doing?
KRIT: Saving my life.
SYL: You aren't wearing anything under your jeans!
ZACK: Dude!
ALEC: Dude!
BLING: Dude!
ZANE: Dude!
LEXIE: Ohh.
JACEY: Ohhh.
KRIT: Well...
[Syl rolls her eyes and drags Krit off to the guestroom]
JACEY: Ohhhhhh.
LEXIE: That was fun.
JACEY: Yes, Lets do that again. looks around ZANE!
ZANE: Someone say my name?!
WHOLE ROOM: ZANE!
ZANE: Dude, I am so popular.
JACEY: Take your pants off, or we shall smite you to the ground! Mwah hah hah hah!
LEXIE: Whoa. Scary much?
JACEY: I just REALLY wanna see some Zane booty.
LEXIE: And I really want Krit and Alec. But having them hear me creeps me out. Besides one of us is underaged.
JACEY: Wisdom before age.
LEXIE: Huh?
JACEY: You've got a dirty mind. You can't play the 'Younger' card any longer.
LEXIE: Evil. Now, Zane, take off your pants like a good submissive X5 or we'll writing you into a gay pairing with Normal.
ZANE: DUDE!
[All of a sudden, bullets begin to fly through the air. Because his jeans are around his knees, Zane leans backwards and swerves.]
LEXIE: Go bullet time! Oh yeah, oh yeah!
JACEY: And that, ladies and gentlemen, was the Matrix reference.
LEXIE: Pretty bad, huh?
JACEY: Not one of your better ones.
[Awkward silence]
[Awkward silence pierced by yells of, "Syl!" "Krit!"]
[Group shudder]
LEXIE: Where's White when you need a plotline?
JONDY: Ohhhh butterfly!
[awkward silence]
MAX: Well...
JACEY: Cocktails anyone? produces cocktail shaker
LEXIE: starts doing the hula
"Gimmie a cocktail,
A cocktail, a cocktail......"
ZANE: Dude! That's dirty!
LEXIE: That was most unexcellent of you Zane.
ZANE: I aim to please. In bed, as well as on the street.... Dude! Dirty!
LEXIE: Can I have your phone number, dude? That would be most excellent of you.
BRIN: He's mine damn it! Mine!
JACEY: What is with the Bill and Ted references?
LEXIE: Indirectly Matrix. My bad.
JACEY: Now Buffy?
LEXIE: It's all pop culture
[Syl and Krit return looking dishevelled.]
ZACK: Have fun?
SYL: Banging with Krit is always fun.....
KRIT: She does perform well. winks at Jacey of course, I know someone who might be more fun...
LEXIE: Oh, that's not fair! I was SO a Krit-worshipper before you were. I want a comment about my prowess.
JACEY: Lexie!
[Syl's eyes widen]
SYL: I hear the freaky Krit-Worshipping Voices! I hear them!
JACEY: Didn't she hear us before?
SYL: hums to self, and then burst into song
"I'm not as dumb as you may all think,
I'm not a princess, even if I do like pink.
I can be tough, I can be rough,
I think a lot, and I hear a lot of stuff.
I know you're not insane,
But I also know, there's something to gain,
From acting like I know nothing at all,
Waiting, watching, with my back against the wall."
KRIT: Dude! My girlfriend can sing!
JACEY: And apparently hear us.
LEXIE: Indeed. Most excellent.
MAX: Dude, the Bill and Ted references are so pre-Pulse.
LEXIE: I don't hear anyone else complaining.
JACEY: Mack truck. I can arrange anything.
LEXIE: We have connections.
MAX: [whimper]
LEXIE: [nods] I thought so.
JACEY: I feel a tune coming on.....
LEXIE: Dude!
JACEY : "We're hot, we're cool,
I got what you want, and I ain't no fool."
LEXIE: "We're goddesses undercover,
Please, for the love of god, stop fucking your brother."
JACEY: "You need to stop, turn around and listen,
This isn't some drug induced vision."
LEXIE: "We're here for a reason, you guys did something real wrong,
Time to teach you a lesson, so we'll do it through song."
JACEY AND LEXIE:
"When we think it's time to know,
We'll give you what we have to show.
There's a time for everything, as you'll see,
Now, we need to stop, so Lexie can pee."
LEXIE: Do I?
JACEY: Don't point out plot holes. Go pee.
SYL: While you were almost in tune and the song was very enlightening, what did it really have to do with us?
JACEY: Very little. Remember. You all got screen time. We didn't. We're steeling your thunder now.
LEXIE: Then again, it had quite a lot to do with you.
SYL: How?
JACEY: Quite clearly Lexie is delusional, but humor her.
LEXIE: I really don't think that 'how' is the point, the only valid point is that we are in control, and if we say bring on the sheep, in come the sheep. If I say, Krit get down on the floor and get topless while doing press ups, he better damn well get down there. So if we say it involves you, it involves you. Sia conforme?
JONDY: I vote for Krit getting down and dirty.....
LEXIE: And I vote for you getting down and dirty with Alec because I'm bored.
JONDY: You want me to destroy my current relationship with a public display of...
JACEY: Yup
JONDY: Because you're bored.
LEXIE: Hey, you're lucky it's that. It could be much worse.
JONDY: How?
LEXIE: You, Max and Lydecker.
[Everyone goes green, except Max. Adds Lydecker to the current love triangle of Alec/Max/White making it an Alec/Max/White/Lydecker triangle. Or square.]
KRIT: Maxie! That's disgusting!
LEXIE: I totally don't get that. People like it when Max hooks up with White yet her and Lydecker is dubbed disgusting.
JACEY: Yeah, well. People generally aren't smart.
LEXIE: Except us.
JACEY: That's a given.
KRIT: Isn't this supposed to be about us? I mean like, isn't it meant to be a musical, with US in it?
JACEY: Well, yes... but Lexie and I are clearly jealous, and as goddesses undercover, we hold the rights to do anything we want........... frowns Fine, sing away.
KRIT: Yes! I mean, uh....... No way I can back track is there?
LEXIE: smirks Not really.
KRIT: No, I've lost the mood.
JONDY: Oh like you ever had it.
KRIT: I had it! I still have it! I have the mojo baby!
SYL: Oh please, rip off another movie why don't you?
ZACK: "I feel the sudden urge, to burst into song,
It's not something I often do, but it doesn't feel wrong.
Call me what you will, but I feel the need to dance,
Hit me baby one more time, I'm not who I seem at first glance."
KRIT: "Well Zackie here, is slightly gay,
But he doesn't seem to care, what I say.
He's getting on down, grooving to the beat,
Shaking his thang, moving his feet."
ZANE: "I'm a little different, from these two prisses,
I'm all about seeing some ass, getting a few kisses.
I dance only when I have'ta, But my feet won't stop,
Now I'm dancing, dancing like I'll never stop."
JONDY: I think I'll be describing this to a therapist in the near future.
SYL: You get that feeling too, huh?
[Bling reappears wearing a red leather bodysuit for no visable reason except he can.}
MAX: Interesting attire, Bling.
BLING: Well, while these two groovy cats...
SYL: Literally, Krit and Zack are cats. Bling isn't just trying to be hip.
KRIT: Did you just say hip?
SYL: No
BLING:... were gettin their groove on, I decided to show them what a real man wears.
JACEY: This is relevant how?
LEXIE: I'm easily amused.
JACEY: Very easily apparently. Why on earth would you want to see Bling, of all people in a red leather body suit?
LEXIE: Because I can?
JACEY: Excellent reasoning.
LEXIE: I thought so.
SYL: How come they get to sing?
JONDY: Oh! Oh! Oh! waves hand in the air
JACEY: Yes Jondy?
JONDY: I want a black leather mini skirt, a red tank top, and knee high boots.
LEXIE: Why?
JONDY: So I can sing.
JACEY: nods Ok.
[Jacey waves her hand, and Jondy disappears, and then reappears in a pink tutu with combat boots.]
JACEY: Opps.
LEXIE: Jacey!
JACEY: Opps.
JONDY: "I feel a little strange, really sort of odd,
This isn't what I'd normally wear, thank god I've got a good bod."
SYL: "I wanna know, what's with that outfit,
Honey, you gotta know, you look like shit."
BRIN: "Hey, hey, no reason to fight,
But sweetie, the tutu's a little tight."
MAX: "Gotta say, I kinda like the boots a bit,
But shouldn't you have made sure, that the tutu fit?"
LEXIE: Now, that's amusing. Like Spike being in a tutu.
JACEY: You're shameless, promoting your own fic in a fic.
LEXIE: All publicity is good publicity. And I want to see Lydecker sing 'It's Raining Men.'
JACEY: O-kay.
LEXIE: With Max and Brin as backing dancers. And Lydecker in a tutu
[Group shudder]
JACEY: One question?
LEXIE: You can even have two.
JACEY: I'll have three then. Why? WHY? WHY?!
LEXIE: I'm easily amused.
JACEY: All I can say, is that I'm disgusted.
JONDY: I'll second that.
MAX: Third.
SYL: Forth....
BRIN: Fi..
LEXIE: OK, I get it. No Lydecker in a pink tutu.... How bout a blue one? A pretty pastel blue?!
KRIT: Sounds good to me!
JONDY: Krit?
KRIT: I mean, ah....... Shit.
LEXIE: Oh, I don't need to start on my KRIT-IS-NOT-FREAKING-GAY rant again, do I? It would be a loss to the world.
JACEY AND SYL: Totally.
KRIT: I'm touched and disturbed to be loved so much. But...
JACEY: Yes?
KRIT: Can I put my pants back on now?
JACEY: Must you?
SYL AND LEXIE: Yes, must you?
KRIT: I'd really like to......
"I wanna put my pants on, wanna put my pants on...,
But just gimme the word, an I'll them straight off.
I'll take my shirt off......
[strips shirt off]
I'll take my hat off......
[move hand to head, and realizes he doesn't have a hat on]
But I'll leave my pants on.
I'll take my watch off.....
[takes off watch]
I'll take my....."
Shit. I'm naked! [moves hands in front of self and squeals like a girl] You saw my... my... my.... You saw Sergeant Krit!
LEXIE: I believe now calls for a inappropraitely-dirty 'oops'.
ALEC: Hear hear.
MAX: Hear hear?
ALEC: Hell yeah.
MAX: Ingrate.
ALEC: What did I do?!
MAX: I don't know.
LEXIE: That was relevant.
JACEY: They've got to stay in character some how, don't they?
LEXIE: True. And Alec can hear us now.
JACEY: Well then. Drop the pants Alec.
ALEC [eyes Krit]: Uhh.
LEXIE: Do you want us to write a long fic involving you doing inappropriate things to a sheep?
[Alec pales and drops his jeans]
BRIN: This is wrong on so many levels.
JACEY: What?
BRIN: You're terrifying our guys into nakedness by threatening to do horrible things to them.
LEXIE: She has a point. Want to mock Logan?
JACEY: Always.
LEXIE: We'll have to revive him.
JACEY: Meh. That sounds bad.
LEXIE: Not dirty-bad?
JACEY: No, just depressing. I mean...Logan? Here?
LEXIE: As long as Logan keeps his pants on, it'll be okay.
JACEY: Can we push him off tall buildings, and beat him up a lot?
LEXIE: After we humilate him somehow. It's sick how much I enjoy mocking him.
JACEY: I know.
MAX: You are twisted.
JACEY AND LEXIE: We know.
KRIT: I think they're weird yet likable.
[Syl hits Krit]
KRIT: What? I'm just saying...
SYL: Don't talk. And for god's sake don't move your hand.
JACEY: For gods sake, move your hand.
LEXIE: Dirty! Yet.... So wise...
JACEY: Great minds think alike.
LEXIE: He said we're likeable.
JACEY: He did.
LEXIE: Sooo......
JACEY: You think he wants to fuck us?
LEXIE: I think he wants to friends.
JACEY: Do friends fuck?
LEXIE: Friendship is the first step to cementing a loving relationship. Then comes the sex.
KRIT: Besides, I can't have sex with a Voice.
[Syl elbows him in the ribs]
KRIT: And I've got Syl. Lovely Syl.
JACEY: What if we made our selves visible...... or like, sent you a picture.
MAX: This is creepy. The Voices in our heads are prostituting themselves to Krit.
LEXIE: You say that like it's a BAD thing.
[Someone thumps on the door and everyone turns around]
[dramatic pause]
A/N: gasp! Who COULD it be?!
Find out, in the next addition to 'The Voices Within'!