Harry Potter and the Magical Soda

I don't own any of the Harry Potter characters and I am just using the
characters in my story so please don't sue me.

Harry Har Hermione Her Voldermort Vol Hagrid Hag Aragog Ara Malfoy Mal

Har- Lets get Hermione and go to the forbidden forest.

Ron- Okay.

Her- Lets go!

Later in the forest-:

(They here noises.)

Inu- (Slashing through plants with his sword that I have no hope of spelling the name of or H.S.T.I.H.N.H.O.S.T.N.O.) Where are you Kagome? I told you not to run off with freakish and evil looking man who was talking to snakes.

Kag- Help me. (They all walk into the clearing where Harry and the others are.)

Har- Ahh my scar! (Falls to the ground in pain.)

Vol- Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! I have escaped from Dr. Melbrick and have come to get you! (Doctor Phillbrick is from The Cindy and Buggy Show another story.)

Kag- Anyone want me special soda?

Everyone including Miroku, Sango, Malfoy, Kikyo, Sessho-Maru, and Naraku who have appeared out of nowhere- Sure!

Later-

Inu- (Sings.) I love little yellow flowers! Yes I do!

Nak- I would love a long braid down my back. It would be so pretty.

Ses- (Takes out C.D. player and stereo and starts to sing along to the barney song.)

Har- Ahh my scar! (Rolls around on the ground with pain.)

Vol- (Goes over to Harry.) There, there it will be all right.

Ron- Hermione lets go we can ditch them.

Her- Good idea. (They leave.)

Kag- Calm down Harry have some painkillers.

Ses- Lets tie up the non-hyper people!

Nak- Good idea lets go! (They tie up the regular people.)

San- I brought my pocketknife!

Ses- I'll take that! San- Hey that's mine!

Mal- (Walks up to Sessho-Maru.) You are pretty, why haven't I seen you before?

Ses- Why does everyone think I'm a girl? Poison Claws! (Malfoy dies.)

Vol- Why are you screaming?

Har- Ahh my scar!

Inu- I am a chicken, bark.

Kag- Untie us!

Ses- No.

Nak- What should we do to them?

Ses- Feed them to Aragog! (Ron and Hermione walk in.) Gat them too!

Nak- I'll go get Aragog. (Leaves.)

Ron- Not him. (Turns pale and faints.)

Her- I thought you were brave!

Har- Ahh, my scar.

Vol- I'll give you a hug to make you feel better. (Hugs Harry.)

Her- Harry help us.

Har- I can't I'm paralyzed with pain. I can't help you.

Ses- I better tie up the people who I don't want eaten so they are out of the way.

Cindy- I thought that I was on the way to the Cindy and Buggy show studio. Hey soda! (Drinks five cans.) Why am I hyper?

Ses- (Ties up Harry, Cindy, Inu-Yasha, Shippo, and Voldermort.) I better pit you on this high branch so you don't get eaten. (Ties them to a high branch.)

Nak- Aragog and his children are going to be here in a minute.

(Narrator appears out of nowhere.)

Narrator- Is this the end for our heroes? Will Aragog eat them all? (Sessho- Maru ties him up next to Hermione.

Ron- Help I dropped my wand.

Her- What do we do now?

Ron- You are a witch and your wand is in your hand, connect the dots.

Her- Oh yeah. (Gets out wand and does a cutting spell.) We're free!

Nak- The spiders are here.

(Hagrid walks in.)

Hagrid- How many times have I told to not to eat people?

Ara- Sorry. (Leaves.)

Hag- Now play nicely. (Leaves.)

Ron- (Looks up at people tied to tree branch.) They are asleep what did you put in the Soda kagome?

Kag- Extra Caffeine, sleeping pills and a memory erasing agent.

(A sweet smell fills the air and they all fall to sleep.)

Lucius Malfoy- I love my new sleeping smoke. I got this job from The Daily Prophet.

(Next Morning)

Cindy- Help we are tied to tree.

(Everyone on the ground is asleep.)

Inu- Help!

Shippo- Some body get us down.

Har- Ahh, my scar!

Vol- Now you will die Potter. (Searches for wand.) Damn I dropped my wand.

Her- (rolls eyes) Brilliant, maybe if we wait here some one will find us eventually.

Ron- Hermione, I love you

Her- This is going to be a long day.