I finally updated the story. I hope you like it.

Please read note at end.

I hope to type up the other installments of this series that are still on notebook paper and only my friends at school have read.

Please read note at bottom.

Prologue:

On their journey Inu-Yasha and the gang have encountered many news foes in soda fics so awful I need massive persuasion to post them. The only import thing that happened was that Kagome was assigned a parole officer called Bob to try and limit her soda fueled exploits because the soda contains mostly things found and a black market so black most hardened criminals have to be half drunk to buy from it.

And so our adventure continues with the story most read by the choir at my school beaten only by the Mars series...

Soda's of the Caribbean

Curse of the Black Soda

Capitan Jack Sparrow, Will turner and Elizabeth Swan are sailing on a ship when they find Inu-Yasha and his gang floating in a boat. They help them aboard and then are attacked by Captain Barbosa and his crew of zombie pirates. Barbosa has also picked up Naraku and Sesshomaru. Barbosa maroons them on an island where he previously marooned Jack.

"What do we do now?" asked Inu-Yasha. Jack walks off.

"We must find a way to escape," said Elizabeth.

"Don't worry," said Will looking deeply into Elizabeth's eyes, "I will protect you." Jack walks back heavily laden with bottles.

"Look everyone, I've got rum," Jack said happily.

"And I have soda!" added Kagome.

"Kagome, I thought I told you to get rid of that soda," said Bob.

"Well I didn't listen. Let's mix it!"

They mix the soda and everyone except Elizabeth and Bob start drinking.

"Damn this is good stuff, do I detect a hint of opium, a dash of crack, a sprinkle of pot, and some incredible rare and powerful hallucinogen?" asked Jack.

"I can't tell you all my secrets, can I?" said Kagome half drunk. Inu-Yasha is jumping up and down singing "Play the Funky Music, White Boy".

"Have a drink," said Will putting his arm around Elizabeth. She takes a sip and then she drains the bottle.

"This is good," she replies. They look at the moon for a bit.

"You are beautiful," said Will looking deep into her eyes. They kiss and start making out but everyone else is too drunk to care except for Bob who is tending the fire and trying to sneak some soda.

He reaches for a bottle but Jack is too quick for him.

"I'll be having that, mate," Jack says before taking a sip. Bob sits there sulking. Inu-Yasha falls flat on his face and starts snoring.

Every one (except Bob) is now so drunk they can't make sense of anything. Naraku and Sesshomaru have their arms around each other and are giggling madly. Will and Elizabeth are in the same state they were before because they have been too busy smooching to drink ant more.

"This is good stuff," says Jack as his puts his arm around Kagome. Kagome goes into a fit of giggles.

"I see dead people," says Miroku clinging to Sango.

"What ever," says Sango before passing out into Miroku's arms.

"I say," says Jack swaying in a peculiar fashion, "what a lovely couple. You two lady's make a unique couple but romance is romance."

Sesshomaru and Naraku look up and sigh.

"I am not lesbian, I'm gay," explained Sesshomaru

"And I swing both ways," added Naraku. "Besides, who can resist this stud?"

Kagome breaks out into even more giggles.

At this Shippo appears by Kagome's shoulder.

"Are you drunk Kagome?" asked Shippo.

"I'm blind drunk!" yelled Kagome before having another fit of giggles. Jack took a long swig and pulled Kagome closer.

"What did you put in this," he asked, "I swear I am high."

"I'm not sure," replied Kagome, "I secretly bought a plant that processed everything from anti-depressants to dugs and experimental chemicals. I just put a little bit of everything in it."

Just then Anna appeared and walked over to Bob.

"What are you doing here?" he asked.

"I have suddenly appeared here for no reason. What's going on?"

"What is going on?"

"They mixed soda with rum and it is doing them no good."

"It's pretty boring sitting her and watching them get drunk."

"Are you going to help me confiscate the stuff?"

"Hall no, it is a lot more fun to get drunk with them." Anna sat down next to Jack and drained one of the bottles. Jack looked over.

"See all the ladies love me," he said, "come a bit closer love."

"I wouldn't talk to me like that until I am fully intoxicated," replied Anna, "it could be bad for your health." She drained another bottle.

Suddenly a priest fell from the sky. Naraku and Sesshomaru walked up to him.

"We would like to get married, do you do marriages?" asked Sesshomaru.

The priest spied all the guns and swords lying on the beach.

"Yes...I believe I do," he replied.

"I now pronounce you husband and husband," finished the priest. "You may now kiss the husband."

The other including Will and Elizabeth stumbled over. (Bob was off somewhere trying to drown himself).

"We want to get married too!" said everyone else.

Everyone gets married. Jack marries both Kagome and Anna (the full effects of the soda have now taken hold on her), Miroku has married the unconscious Sango, Shippo marries and attractive rock, and Will and Elizabeth get married before going back to smooching.

Jack, Kagome and Anna stumble down the beach and Kagome passes out.

Jack is busy yelling "Weddings, I love weddings, drinks all around!". He passes out after he has yelled this five times and Anna soon does the same.

Miroku passes out carrying the unconscious Sango and Shippo falls asleep next to his rock. Sesshomaru and Naraku walk off together for a nice moonlit stroll.

Half and hour later Bob comes back screaming of the hell he has seen in attempting suicide to the priest knocks him out out of mercy. The priest then goes of to pray for forgiveness and deliverance from this island.

Inu-Yasha awoke the new morning to the smell of smoke and the sound of Sango trying to kill Miroku and his cries of "Please not when I have a hangover already!"

"Why am I wearing a wedding ring?" asked Kagome looking at her hands.

"Hey, everyone I smell smoke," yelled Inu-Yasha. They all run over to where the smoke is coming from. They find Bob throwing everything on a giant bomb fire.

"What are you doing?" they yell.

"Making a smoke signal," replied Bob.

"Yes, but why is the rum gone?" asked Jack on the border of panic.

"Because it is a vile drink and you all wouldn't stop drinking it. It also had drugs in it."

"Yes but why burn it?"

"It's the law!"

Everyone walks off in a bad mood and awful hangovers.

The British fleet has just arrived and has just come ashore. Captain Norrington walks up to them.

"Captain Jack Sparrow you are under arrest, come with me," says Norrington.

"I'm sorry but I can't let you take him," says Kagome, "we have an appointment at the divorce court."

"You married him," Inu-Yasha gasped, "Why?"

"Because I was drunk and high and a priest came along. You missed your brother's wedding by the way."

"Who did he marry?"

"Naraku."

"No surprises there."

"Fine then," said Captain Norringtion, "we will take you all by force and hang you as pirates and for kidnapping Ms. Swan."

"It's Mrs. Turner now," said Elizabeth, "Will and I got married."

"But, but, but you were supposed to marry Norrington," stammered Mr. Swan.

"Too bad, I fancy Will and we got married last night."

"Yeah, we are happily planning our honeymoon and they didn't kidnap Elizabeth, Barbosa did."

"Well come home then," said Mr. Swan. Elizabeth, Will, and Mr. Swan get on the boat to wait for Norrington.

"Men arrest them all!" he yelled.

"Off to divorce court, but how do we get there?" asked Kagome.

"What would Jesus do?" asked Jack.

"Walk across the water into the future," replied Anna.

"Off to divorce court!" yelled Sango. They all linked arms and walked across the water singing.

Their song (make up your own tune):

[note: means spoken and () maens actiom]

All: Were off to the divorce court

The wonderful court of divorce

We heard you get to go on TV

And break up publicly

We hate who we are married to

Naraku: Except for me and Sesshomaru

All: So we want to save ourselves

And not be miserable

Kagome: If they need a reason for me to divorce Jackson

Jack: It is Jack Sparrow you are mistaken

Kagome: Then I'll commit adultery

With Inu-Yasha he he he

Anna: Gross, Vile, Yuck

Inu-Yasha: Oh grow up. (Gets punched in the arm by Anna)

What was that for?

Anna: Nothing, I just wanted to hit someone

All: We are walking north

To the land of the free

Miroku: I've always wanted to watch MTV

I would very much like to see the shows

Where women where skimpy clothes

Sango: Miroku you are such a perv

I can't believe you have the nerve

To do what you do best

Be afraid of an empty nest

Jack: Yo ho yo all for one for rum

Came be here and came be queer

And we'll treat you like a son

Because we all part of a noble brother hood

'cause when you are a professional pirate

You always bet stabbed in the back

Inu-Yasha: Oh I wish I were a full demon

Then everyone would be terrified of me

Oh I wish I were a full demon

Then everyone would be terrified of me

I would rip and tear my enemies apart

And I would break peoples hearts

And send that %#%& Kikyo

To hell where she can burn

Sesshomaru: I, I will survive

As long as I know how to love

I know I'll stay alive

I've got all my love to give

And I have all my life to live

So I

I will survive

So go

Walk out the door

I have all my life to live

I don't need you any more

Naraku: I love you

You love me

Let's get together and kill Barney

This song can in many different ways

Aren't you glad it is day?

All: Yes we are insane

We don't have much of a brain left

If Kagome had put in ecstasy

Then we would all be dead

So now we are in 2004

And in the studio of divorce court

So this is the end of the random song

They arrive at divorce court and they all get divorced and jack goes back in time and he, Will, and Elizabeth become pirates aboard the Black Pearl which is renamed the Black Soda.

Author's Note:

Anna is not a Mary Sue for those of you that were wondering. She is a character in a story that I wrote and I am beginning to post of under the same screen name that I use on here (Stuckintexas). It is the only story I have posted on that site and it is called Troubled Kingdom.

The reason it takes me forever to update anything id because I am a slow typer and I don't have that much free time.

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