(A/N): Hey lads, how' er ya doing? Please Review, I don't think anyone's reviewed lately...don't worry, I'll try to write every day, or at least on the weekends. Please review! (Pouts lip and give puppy eyes)
Anyway I'm just ranting, enjoy your story, Peace and Love S.S. Harry (note-I'll review one of your stories if you review mine)!
Disclaimer-*sobbing* I don't own any of the characters*runs to mom crying*
Chapter2- P.W. 's Chos
Harry heard his Aunt scream and he knew that Mr. Weasley had arrived. Fred and George came into Harry's room and helped him with his trunk. "Sup, Harry?", Fred gave him the grin that Harry only knew so well. George was staring at Harry's boom box. He turned it on it softly played White America's intro music. Then he pushed the button MAXIMUM VOLUME. Harry ran and turned the volume down. Then Get Low was on.
TO THE WINDOWS, TO THE WALLS
TILL THE SWEAT DROP DOWN MY B***S
TILL ALL THESE B****ES CALLS
TILL ALL SKEE SKEES MOTHERF****ERS
STOP OH THEN WIGGLE WIT IT
STOP OH THEN WIGLE WIT IT
DUM DRUM DUM DRUM DUM...
(A/n: I have no idea why I put that I love the song!)
They happily arrived to the Burrow. "Hi Harry it's awesome to see you," said Hermione. Ginny and Hermione kissed him on either cheek. "P.W.! Harry's here get yo' a** down here and tell us that secret of yours!" Yelled Ginny. Percy came downstairs. Harry wiped his eyes in disbelief. Percy wore a powder blue suit with a matching hat that had a blue feather on it. On each side of him there were multiple Chos or at least that's what it looked like. When he looked closer he noticed some were younger than others were.
" May I introduce the Changs? These are Cho, Chelsey, Alice, Niko, Britiney, Sandra, Lillian, Mandy, Grace, Gracie, Lizzie, and Rose petal I calls her," said Percy said. He then walked towards Harry. "Hello playa stay in straight," said Percy shaking his hand. "I'm a pimp now if you don't mind and these are my Changs Nugga!" Said Percy with a smile. This surprised the hell out of everyone so much that they were certain that they would have the chance to go to heaven without screwing up for years, even at Halloween !
At bed that night they sung a little song:
PERCY GOT CHOS (HE GOT CHOS)
IN DIFFERENT AREA CODES(AREA)
AREA CODES (COOODES)
CHOS, CHOOOS
IN DIFFERENT AREA CODES AREA CODES
They then began to shout:
I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU HEARD ABOUT HIM,
ALL I KNOW IS THAT HE IS A PIMP
CLEANSWEEP, BUNCH OF CHOS
IT'S FOR SHO
ALL THE CHANGS ARE A LARGE GROUP OF HOS
*PIMP MIX*
C -H-A-N-GS P-I-M-P IS AN PURE WEASLEY!
WHO WOULDA THOUGHT THAT PERCY
COULD BE A P-I-M-P!
"Shut up!" yelled Mr.Weasley. "You're busting up my groove!" "Too much info!" yelled Ginny from the other room "and we don't want to hear that !" yelled Fred and George.
