Chapter4- Where is Carmen San Diego?
(Summary): Holy crap, I haven't written so long I've forgotten what's happened so far dammit!
"Hello students and welcome back to Hogwarts. As many of you are probably wondering, yes I've lost my marbles. My favorite on is gone. It is light green and has a mixed effect on it." Said Dumbledore happily.
" NNow today we are to have a game. It is a muggle game called where is Carmen San Diego. I hope you all enjoy it. Okay. I will now use the goblet of fire to determine who can play." He pulls goblet from out of his trousers to where many people felt violated at the moment. The fire spit out 5papers. "The people who's names come out on the same piece of paper are a team. Hermione Granger, Draco Malfoy. Ronald Weasley, Blaise Zarbini. Hanna Abbot, Justin Flintch -Fletchy. Virginia Weasley, Vincent Crabbe (I know a guy named Vincent from school. Pain in the ass he is. The could be the same people!). Okay let's play (A/N: that rhymes!)
Everyone goes to the room of requirement, which looks like a game show area.
"Okay now. When I ask a question use your buzzer okay? Let's begin!" Said Dumbledore cheerfully. "Question number1: Which television show is where gay men help do makeovers for straight men?"
Hermione' s buzzer goes off. " Queer eye For the Straight Guy." " right you are! Choose a place on the map and that will give you you're first clue." Dumbledore gave a faint smile. Draco grabs card on France. "The place in which she lies is above the equator's eyes? What the hell?" Said Draco confused. "Next Question: what is a famous sport in which people kick a ball in to a net guarded by a keeper or goalie?"
Flintch -Fletchy pushes buzzer. " Soccer!" "Don't mind if I do Fletchy," Draco socks Hermione hard on the arm. "Ow Malfoy!"
five hours later...
"Okay the score is: Draco, Hermione- 100 points. Ron and Blaise -700 points. Hanna and Justin- 550 points. Virginia and Vincent- 850 points. Congratulations Virginia and Vincent for finding Carmen San Diego! Good night everyone!" Dumbledore walks of stage. Ginny and Crabbe dance, Blaise and Ron are confused, Hanna and Justin are happy they tried, and Hermione is snogging Malfoy to cheer him up. "Hermione! How
could you? Oh the horror! The shame! Oh I think I'm going to faint," Harry dramatically falls on ground. "Er... Harry, what are you doing?" Ron asks even more confused. "I'm trying to win an Emmy," he said simply. " But, book characters can 't win Emmys Harry,"Ron said as confused as ever. "Oh right, I forgot all about that..."
(A/N): Well, kinda boring. Warning author block for this story. Review and send ideas thanks. S.S.Harry signing out.