Chapter 7 i think: none sense Harry!
ME: Hey I haven't written this in a long time. My maniac Internet stalking, coffee and banana addicted friends. As usual the perfect, flawless quite beautiful-
Sirius: Per lease, as if you are perfect, you stalk, play old games called Magic the Gathering, and are a couch potato.
ME: what proof do you have that I am a couch potato?
Sirius: you watched the whole cartoon series Escaflowne in one frickin' day!
ME: it's a good story. the love between Hideti and Van (Vaughn) was so great, it made my heart light. It was like an almost 8 hour movie, if not more.
Sirius rolls his eyes
Sirius: couch potato.
Me: I so heard that!
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HG: it Sirius!
Ginny: No Remus!
HG: No Sirius!
Ginny; No Remus!
ME: What the hell are you two babbling about?
HG: I'm trying to tell her that in their relationship that Remus is the bitch and Sirius is the bull.
Ginny: No Remus is the bull.
ME stares hopelessly at the pathetic girls and moves on to another argument.
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Sirius: Ginny!
Remus: Mione!
Sirius: Ginny!
Remus: Mione!
ME: What are you arguing about?
Remus: who's got better legs.
Ron approaches fuming.
Ron: Which one of you said they like my sister's legs?
Remus points at Sirius. And Ron jumps on Sirius.
Ron: I'll make you eat those words damn it!
Me stares at Sirius sadly as he is tied to chair. Ron holding words in front of Sirius.
Ron: EAT IT NOW PADFOOT!
Sirius: No way can you-
Ron uses this chance to shove words in Sirius mouth . Sirius is forced to swallow words.
ME: God this is pathetic...
Van in Escaflowne: Want me to take em out?
ME: Be my guest...
Sirius: Wait a minute! You were took of air after your fifth cartoon episode, what makes you think they want you here?
Van thinks for a moment.
Van: Oh you're right, but I got revenge. I promised Hideti not to fight anymore right? But before I did I went and murdered the guys at Cartoon Network! They were served the wrath of Van Flannel! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH ***gasp*** HAHAHAHAHAHAAAH!
Slices Sirius and picks up Hermione.
Van: Merle could use a new scratching post.
Harry runs up to Ecaflowne.
Harry: I'll fight him!
ME: None sense Harry you'll get killed!
Remus clasp hands over my mouth.
Remus: that's the whole idea.
Harry runs to tickle Escaflowne and is squashed into a plate with green eyes and hair.
ME: FIESTA!
Everyone starts dancing as Molly serves chips and dip on a plate with green eyes.
5 hours later....
Everyone joins hands and begin to sing:
DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEAD!
WHICH WITCH?
THE WITCH IS WICH!
WHICH WITCH IS WITCH?
30 minutes later when everyone's wasted....
Remus: wanna go upstairs gin?
Ginny: I'd be honored.
ME pulls a curtain over Gin and Moony in the room.
ME: Ya wanna know what happened? too bad, beauty and the beast need their privacy now. I'll tell you something else though, it what Rouge said to Knuckles when he tried to advance on her. "ooh, Put that thing back where it came from or so help me, so help me, so help me, and cut! Bye, bye sweet people, STALK YA LATER! ( I really mean it)