(A/N): Hey folks S.S.Harry here! Don't worry, our friend Sirius is still alive, even though he was turned into mincemeat. ANYWAYS, I just had a whole pot of coffee with three shots of espresso per cup. So I'm hypie! Yay! *Peels a banana and continues to slip on peel for lots of fun*
Chappie uh oh I forgot: oops i did it again.
ME: Oh god I am soo bored.
Sirius: Me too. S.S.Harry, make the day fun.
ME thinks for a while. Then jumps up and push her glasses to her face.
ME: Let's go to the library!
Sirius: HAVE YOU GONE NUTTERS? THE LIBRARY IS FOR GEEKS AND CREEPY KNOW- IT- ALLS!
ME: Not a book library, being an agnimus must've made you stuck with a dog brain. I'm talking about the anime library!
Everyone walks into anime library. Sirius, James, Harry, Ron, and Kyle sit in front (A/N: Kyle is my best friend at school. I found out my friend Jennifer liked him and laughed myself into a state of being a retard).
ME: What do you wanna see guys?
Sirius: BRITNEY SPEARS! BRITNEY SPEARS!
ME: unfortunately this is an anime library with only ANIME in it.
Everyone but ME: BRITNEY SPEARS! BRITYNEY SPEARS1 BRITNEY SPEARS!
ME: okay, we'll watch Britney Spears.
ME turns on music video.
Britney Spears jumps out of T.V. screen and boys start to scream. She walks up and down the isles singing "you drive me crazy" finally choosing to sit on Harry's lap. Harry blushes as she rubs her hand on his face and gets up to approach Sirius and trips over her heels and falls with head in sand revealing a black and red satin thong. Using the time she couldn't see Sirius gave her a pat on the but. She quickly jumped up and did an upper cut to nearest person who was Ron. She then did a spinning donkey kick like Chun Li. Ron got up and then fainted. She started to jump like Chun Li when she wins a battle but when she noticed the hand wasn't the same as the one that touched she put on a sad face.
BS: Oops, I did it again. They shouldn't have touched me though, ugh fans just drive me CRAZY!
ME: It's okay. Stupid Sirius! You know that was outta the question!
Britney S.: ugh... god he looks like he just started to recover from hell.
Remus: eh, you could say that.
Sirius: Well you don't look so good yourself Mr. Moony!
ME: Well he doesn't look too bad except for a few grey hairs.
Sirius: Shut up!
ME: Certainly.
Sirius: Pathetic. Kids this warns you all, don't do crack.
A few first years nod their heads in understanding and stare scared at ME.
ME: I am not on crack!
(A/N): Really not on crack. Next chappie we'll learn about Sirius pick-up phrases.