Chapter 8: Pick-up classes with Sirius Black and Remus Lupin

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ME: Hey readers, so far Harry asked about pick up lines hoping to score in a bar. Sirius Sexy (as he likes to say) Black and Remus Wolf boy (as Tonks told me which was just a big Ew)Lupin are going to start a class. I told them it's hopeless but they surprised me as everyone wanted to go, even girls. So not wanting to be hated, I went to the class room which is the room of requirement.

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Sirius at door: Welcome everyone, welcome, be prepared to learn how to make a female, or guy, melt into your arms. When you enter please write your pickup line on the paper given to you.

Everyone comes in and writes on paper. Sirius collects paper over reading them.

Sirius: Okay fellows and felines, just kidding 'Moine. I'm gonna start at the first paper and tell them aloud to everyone here. Okay let's see, this ones okay... 'what's that sizzling noise? Oh it's you babe' submitted by Fred. And lets see ha ha ha ha listen to this 'how do you like your eggs? scrambled or fertilized?' cleverly formed by George.

Ginny: Pathetic George who'll you be picking up with that line?

George: a drunk chick at a bar.

Sirius: Next one is from Harry 'Hey babe did it hurt when you fell from the sky? Cause you must be an angle.' Let's see um this ones by Ginny 'hey kid you like magic tricks? Ive gotta a couple, but for private display only.' very good, cheesy but good. See Dumbledore says 'you are a heaven in hell, a daisy in a yard full of rocks, let us be like a vine and a gate, united' Err... Professor, please leave the room and don't come on back.

Dumbledore takes a lemon drop from pocket as he leaves.

Sirius: Moving on... we've got a good one from Collin, 'D you like flying? How 'bout taking a ride on my broom for a while?' excellent.

Sirius scans papers for a good line.

Sirius: Oooh this is good Malfoy, 'My mansion isn't the biggest thing I have, how'd you like to come ond play with it?' couldn't of said it better my damn self.

Sirius passes papers to Remus overlooks and sees rubbish. Then throws to fire which spits them at Remus.

Remus: What was that for?

Fire: Man these lines really suck more ass than ass wipes have seen.

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ME: Kinda short sorry planning to writ new SB/GW and HG/PP just kidding, don't go off the wall I meant RL take a breath, I need some brandy, and a bag of chips!