(A/N): Hey guys! How's everyone hanging? KK this chap is dedicated to my favourite rock bands! YEAH BABY!
Harry: I'm bored.
Hermione: giggles
Harry: What's up?
Ginny: We're just talking about what rock bands we like and who's hot and who's not.
Harry: Can I join in?
Ginny: shrug
Tonks: Nic Chester most definitely.
Ginny: From Jet?
Tonks: Yeah.
Ginny & Hermione: EWWW!
Tonks: Well I'm not the one who Jon Bon Jovi, a 60 year old man!
Hermione: Hey that was personal.
Jon Bon Jovi: You really like me
Hermione: Oh my fucking god!
Hermione and ME faints
Bon Jovi: What sweet little girls.
ME: What?!
Hermione: sobs We're not little girls!
ME: We're teenagers!
Hermione: wails you don't think we're pretty!
Hermione& ME: WHY! sob why does everyone think we're ugly.
Modest Mouse: Alright, already we'll all float on!
ME: squeal MODEST MOUSE!
Hugs lead singer.
ME: I'll take you home with me and I'll take care of you and you won't die like my last 3 hamsters. I named them James, Remus, and I named one Barty Crouch. Now I'm going to name you Sirius. And don't even worry about my snake Bellatrix, she could kill you in less than 30 seconds, but she won't she's so sweet. She always ended up in my hamster cage when one of them went missing though…
Lead Singer: Help me.
Bon Jovi: Bye dude.
Shinedown: And he's staring down the barrel of a 45...
System of the down: Right now, right now.. We don't give a fuck about your world with all your-
ME: OMG! System of the down! I swear to god you guys rock.
Slipknot: so nobody loves us.
James: I do…
Slipknot! Eww get away you fag.
James: I'm no fag! I'm married.
Guy with dreadlocks: Hey you!
Hermione: what?
Guy: What do you see?
Hermione: err…
Guy: Something beautiful or something free?
Everyone but Hermione: The beautiful People, the beautiful people.
Butthole surfers guy: detachable penis… detachable penis.
Slipknot: We change our minds, he's gay.
Butthole Surfers guy: No I'm not, I'm one of the social reject of these so called united states.
ME: This is England. But eh… What's good for the goose is good for the gander, so you can pluck out his feathers and smile…
Butthole surfer guy: how d'you know our lyrics.
Me: looks around shiftily Come here and I'll tell you.
Butthole surfer guy leans in.
Me: gives French kiss
Butthole surfer guy: haven't had one of those in a while.
ME: That's it for now! R&R plz. And give bon jovi a kiss for me! BYE! And read my other stuff!