"We're in the home stretch, people!" Rocky exclaimed before sneezing rather loudly.
Yes, our boys had almost made it to the very top of Mount Everest. Despite the scores of frostbite, sickness and near-death they encountered in the frozen cold, they were extremely close now, so they couldn't give up.
"Not even with this guy on my ass!" Max turned around to reveal a vicious snow leopard biting his rear end. Somehow it had gotten stuck and remained there.
"That's impressive little pal!" Sam remarked. "It hasn't even penetrated your skin!"
Meanwhile, clambering up the side of the mountain while our boys slumbered, was none other than Ygor, clearly out for revenge against them.
"I vheel k-keel z-zem! Da!" He repeated to himself over and over again, his brain clearly developing a form of ice madness. "I VHEEEELLLL!" He shouted, his voice echoing throughout the void-like blizzard.
"Well, my name is Max,
Y'all best get the facts!" Max rapped and Bullwinkle beatboxed as the four continued up the side of the mountain. "I walk around naked,
Don't need no slacks!"
Rocky gazed around as much as he could and noticed there appeared to be something moving around in the snow. He didn't pay attention to it for very long, but then he looked back--that thing was very much real indeed.
"Gee, fellas, you ever have the feeling you were being watched?" Rocky pondered aloud.
Those suspicions Rocky had would be immediately confirmed, since YGOR immediately popped out of the snow, his hair caked with snow and blood, his skin pale, a shotgun in his hand.
"SUHPRIIIIIISEEE!!" Ygor exclaimed, giving a loud sneeze, a thick, disgusting strand of snot flowing from his nose.
"Oh heyyy!" Max smiled at the nearly-dead man that wanted them for dead. "You're supposed to DIE!"
Max picked up the snow leopard, ripped him from his hindquarters and threw him at Ygor, sending him flying off the mountain while screaming at the same time as the leopard completely obliterated his face and stained the snow with blood.
"Well, now," Sam spoke. "That was surprisingly anti-climactic, even for all the villains we've fought over the years. But hey, at least there won't be any trouble for the next leg of the journey."
"The way I see it, all's I need is another snow leopard and nothing can touch us!" Max cheerfully exclaimed, rubbing barbecue sauce on his rear. "Here kitty kittyyyy!"