This is the longest one so far! Hope you like!
(Warning...contains much swearing...Anzu bashing...and sexual stuff....Oo)
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Ryou's Corner
Part 6
(It's about damn time!!!)
R- Hello all, and welcome to Ryou's Corner.
B- Where we've just wasted a millennia reading fanmail!
MR- Yup, most of them sounding somewhat like this: imitating fangirl
Ryou,
I was wondering if you, like, could show some Malik/Jou action on your show? That'd be awesome! Cause, ya know, they're like soooooo hot together! .
Thanx!
all look over at Malik
Ml- munching on doughnut...what?
R- ...erm...I never knew you and Jounouchi were...um...
Ml- ...What about me and him?
B- Well, ya know, you seemed to like taking over his mind...you did it a hell of a lot.
Ml-...what? NO!
MR- Yah, always calling him your 'mindslave' and stuff...
Ml- T-that doesn't mean anything!!!
B- Ha Ha! Malik-chan's getting flustered! This is great...where's Jou?
MR- Well, last time he was here he was in the bathroom...
R- You don't honestly think that he's still-
MR- drags Jou out of bathroom Lookie who I found!J- uh...whattaya doin?
B- grabs Malik Guess what time it is!
Ml- NOOOOO!!!!!
MR- Yup! Time for the closet!
Malik and Jou get tossed in the closet, which is then locked shut
B- Now we can watch their every move on this huge plasma screen monitor we stole- I mean...got as a present from the pharaoh.
R- Um...have you guys taken over my show again?
MR- Yah...
B- Got a problem with that?
R-...sigh No...not at all....
MR- Uh...Kura-chan? They're not doing anything...
B- Damnit! Throw something in there!
MR-...like what?
B- I dunno! Anything!
MR- grabs Ryou's collar
B- No not him.
MR- puts Ryou down So what do you want me to throw in?
B- ...
-in the closet-
J-...is that a cat?
Ml- ...pokes it...yes it is...
J- Why is it in-
Ml- --;; Don't ask...
B- MARIK! They're still not doing anything!
MR- pounds on the door Do something, damnit!!!Ml- FUCK OFF!
J- blinks
B- Throw something else in!
MR- mmm....POCKY! throws box of pocky into the closet
J-...what's that?
Ml- Mmmm...strawberry pocky...eats
J- Hey, I want some!
Ml- sticks out tongue and continues eating
J- GIMMIE! grabs box
Ml- HEY!
J- HA! I got the last piece! sticks it in his mouth And now you can't ha-
Ml- bites pocky
J- Oo;;;;
fangirls squeal with fangirlish delight
B- YES!!!
MR- About damn time!
fangirls continue squealing
J- blush D-did our....l-lips...just touch?Ml-...blush O-Our lips just touched! gags
B- dying of laughter Dear Ra, this is BRILLIANCE!
MR- HAHAHAHAHA!! Way to go Malik!
fangirls start chanting "shonen-ai! shonen-ai!"
B- Don't worry girls, you'll get more!
Ml- fiddles with the chains on his shirtJ- Hey, why aren't ya talkin'?
Ml- glare
J- What?
Ml- Well, I prefer not to communicate with those that have the intelligence of a rodent. Which is why I steer away from those yami's out there...
B- HEY!
MR- Your gonna get it for that Malik-chan...
J- So if I'm so stupid, why did you use me to battle Yugi?
Ml- Because stupid people are easier to control.
J-...
Ml- It's true. You ever wonder why I never controlled the pharaoh's mind? And that girl, Anzu? Ha, she didn't even put up a fight. I hate to admit it, but she's dumber then you are.
J- Hey, why didn't you ever control Ryou?
Ml- Ryou's not dumb.
J- Oh...yah...
R- blush
B- Aww...look, Ryou's got a crush.
R- N-no I'd never...I mean...umm...s-shut up...
MR- Ya know what? Now is a good time for some payback. grabs microphone and starts talking like Malik Jou...I want to have wild monkey sex with you...
J- looks at Malik Did you just say somethin?Ml- N-NO! T-that was...um...my stomach.
J- C-cuz i-it kinda sounded like y-you said...
Ml- I said NOTHING!
J- OK! OK!
MR- in a lusty Malik voice Jou, bear my children!!!
J- WHAT?!Ml- grrrr...I'm gonna KILL YOU!!!!
J- Are you talkin to yourself?
MR- groans sexually Yes Jou, being around you makes me do the STRANGEST things...
J- face glows bright red EHHH?!?!Ml- MARIK!!! I WILL KILL YOU, CUT OUT YOUR INTESTINES AND HANGE YOU FROM THE FLAGPOLE AT THE PHARAOH'S HOUSE!!!!
MR- Alright...alright...
J- tilts head in confusion
R-...you think it's about time to let them out?B- Yeah, I guess so...Marik, let them out.
MR- opens door
Malik falls out, Jou scrambles to leave and end up tripping onto Malik, kissing him
Ml- OO;
fangirls go insane
J- bolts up..uhh...blushing madlyMl- scrambles to stand OMMYGOD! face practically on fire
B- Aww...isn't that cuuuuute?
Malik glares
MR- Well this has been an amusing day.
J- You're telling me? scratches head, glancing at Malik and still blushing
R- So...Malik...you like Jou...huh? looks at the floor
Ml- What! No! Never! EW! GROSS! spits
J- Hey!
Ml- No offence or anything.
J- None taken.
R- grins a little
B- sings Ryou has a cruuuuuusssshhhhh!!!!
R- blushes NO!
fangirls start with the 'Awwwwwww's'
J- Adorable.
Ml-...yeah...
J- Now about that wild monkey sex...
Ml- OO
J- smirks Maybe later. I have to go. leaves
All- stare
Ml- That was....strange....
All- nod
R- Well...erm...that's all we have for today...
B- See you next time on Ryou's Corner!
MR- With the uber special YU-GI-OH MOVIE REVIEWS!!!
B- Hell yeah! OFF TO THE MOVIE WE GO!
MR- Later!
Yugi pops in
Y- Don't forget to send in your movie questions, 'cause next time we'll have some more special guests to answer them!
Ok! That's it for now! Don't forget your special movie questions! And please, review!!!
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