"Yuffie's right....I got it, let her choose," Aerith said, she made a 'Don't-choose-me' face at Yuffie.
"Okey dokey! I say Kairi, because it was her stupid idea that made me loose two thousand munny."
"WHAT!?"
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Just Married
CHAPTER II
«Disclaimer:»
Nope. Still don't own 'em.
Only characters I own is Joe and Joanna Moon(lol, you'll see). I also don't own the songs that will be in here.
«Summary:»
[AU;Pairings:(main)Squffie,Sokairi,hints of Clorith] Being drunk and then marrying the person you hate can be the biggest mistake in your life. But to Squall (Leon) and Yuffie, this might not be a mistake, after all...
«Special Thanks to:»
Lithe(Lyphe), SetsunaMew, Kaycar11, XxNinja-SongstressxX, Ezri-Candy, Astaldotholwen, guess who (), ...(), Sqully, Zilly, and ehhh...()
for reviewing! All of your reviews made me so happy n.n -gives you all Klondike Bars- Yay! =P
«Author's Note:»
Yep, Bob Buttons is the name that Mr. Heckels gave the cat when he tried to claim it was him, like Ezri-Candy said. Remember? From the blackout episode, season one? That kitty is sooo cute!
Ack, okay, I don't think the funny scene with Kairi and hitchhiker guy isn't so funny anymore o.O so I decided to put two more scenes I thought would be funny n.n
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"HAH! IN YOUR FACE!!" Aerith blurted out. Kairi shot both her and Yuffie a death glare.
"Grrr. Well, then...whose car am I taking?" the auburn haired girl asked.
"You can take mine," Aerith answered.
Kairi scrunched her face and pouted,"No. Way. Your car is...is...pink...I like purple, not pink."
Yuffie rolled her eyes. 'She'd rather drive a purple car!?' she thought. 'Crazy.'
"I have a motorcycle you can take," Cloud suggested, he paused for a second,"Wait, nevermind. I don't want you touching it."
Kairi made a disgusted face,"Eww, I wouldn't want to drive a motorcycle anyway. I'll take Aerith's pink car."
"Hey guys," Yuffie pondered,"Er, how are we staying at that Las Vacuum place, anyway?"
"Las Vegas," Leon corrected. Yuffie stuck her toungue out at him,"Shut up, Mister Squall Leonhart."
"Thats Leon."
"Whatever!"
"One week," Aerith said matter-of-factly, ignoring the two.
Kairi's eyes glistened,"One week? Awesome!...oh wait, it's gonna take me two days just to get there. Not. Fair."
Yuffie shrugged,"Too bad."
Kairi moaned and sat at the edge of Yuffie's bed,"Shut up, Yuffie. Hey, we should start packing, huh?"
"NOOOOO!!!!" Yuffie screamed. Everybody stared at her, "I hate packing!!!"
"Too bad," Kairi mumbled sarcasticly.
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Aerith came out of her hotel bedroom. She thought she let Yuffie suffer enough, so she decided to help her with the ninja's packing. The flower girl brought her hand up to the door knob, until she suddenly her Yuffie yell,
"PUSH HARDER!!! HARDER!!!"
What was Yuffie talking about? She moved closer to the door, listening.
"I'm trying! I'm trying!!!" a yell replied. 'L-Leon!?' Aerith thought.
"Get off the table and get down here!! AND HELP ME PUSH!!!" Leon yelled.
"Oh, my goodness!" Aerith whispered. 'Are they? No, they wouldn't...would they?'
"Not like that!!! Like THIS!!"
"...Whatever!"
"Be a man for once, Leon!"
"Shut up! ....I'm trying! I'm trying!!...Stop poking me!!!"
"I got an idea! Lets BOTH get on the table and then..."
Aerith heard footsteps approaching her. She whirled around and saw Kairi staring at her.
"What are you doing?" Kairi inquired. Aerith brought a finger to her lips,"Shhh."
And she motioned Kairi to come closer. The two girls leaned against the door.
"Oh....oh....Thats it!!! THATS IT!!!" They heard Yuffie exclaimed excitedly. Leon grunted.
"Oh, my God...are they....?" Kairi asked.
"I think so," Aerith whispered back.
"We have to—"
"OOOHHH!!!! YYEEAAHH!!"
"STOP POKING ME!!"
"Whatever! I told you getting on the table and..."
"—stop them," Kairi finished.
"Okay," Aerith replied, firmly grasping the doorknob.
"I'll count to three," Kairi said.
"YYAAAYYYY!!!" they heard Yuffie exclaim. "LIKE THAT! FINALLY YOU GOT IT!"
Leon grunted, it sounded like he was struggling with something.
"One...Two..Thr—"
"Wait, do I open at three or after three?"
"Just open the damn door!"
Aerith swung the door and the two girls barged in....only to find a sweating Leon trying to close a suitcase full of clothes and Yuffie poking him like crazy.
"Hey, guys!" Yuffie greeted. Aerith and Kairi were speechless.
"I...I...thought...I...Oh, my God..." Aerith stuttered.
"What?" Leon asked, narrowing his eyes.
"We thought you two were...uh..." Kairi said. Yuffie realized, or thought she realized, where they were getting at.
"Oh, my God!" she exclaimed,"You thought Leon couldn't close my suitcase so you two came to help! Aww, you guys are sooo nice!"
Aerith and Kairi looked at each other, then nodded,"Yeah..."
"You see," Yuffie explained,"I couldn't close my suitcase and Leon just happened to walk by. I asked him for help but nooooo! He said I could do it myself! But then I forced him over here and made him help me. And then—"
"Thats not what happened!" Leon protested,"I saw you struggling with that suitcase of yours so I decided to help you. Then you thought I was tricking you!"
"Nuh-uhhhh!"
"...Whatever."
"Anyway," the ninja said,"Mister I'm-Strong-and-Not-Weak couldn't close the damn suitcase so I suggested we get on the table and jump on it. My plan worked out perfectly, the suitcase really did almost close! But then, you guys came in and, well, Squ—er, Leon here was stupid and he let go of the suitcase, making it fly open again."
"Why'd Yuffie yell out, 'Push harder!'?" Kairi asked.
"'Cause we need push down the suitcase to close it and Yuffie had to lock it once it was closed," Leon answered, wiping off the sweat on his forehead,"You need to pack less, Yuffie."
"No I don't! You just need to work out more. What do you do all day in the sewers, anyway!?"
"...Whatever..."
"You guys done packing?" Yuffie asked.
"Y-yeah..." Aerith and Kairi answered at the same time.
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Yuffie, Leon, Aerith, and Kairi managed to somehow close Yuffie's suitcase. Shortly after, they all decided to meet at Traverse Town, District One. There, they met up with Cloud. Kairi moaned as she dragged her suitcase behind her.
"Yuffie, please don't make me suffer!! Make Aerith suffer! Or Leon...yeah, Leon! He didn't let go of you at the auctions!!" Kairi pleaded. Yuffie crossed her arms,"Let me think for a second...hmm...hmm.....NO."
Kairi blew a few strands of her red hair off her forehead and mumbled some curses under her breath,"Okay, so I guess I'll be going now...all alone...by myself....in a pink car....with nobody with me...and I'm only twenty-two years old...I'm terrible at driving...yep, all—"
"JUST GO!" Yuffie screamed, getting impatient. Kairi grumbled. The auburn haired girl grabbed the car keys from Aerith. She made her way towards the car. She looked at her so-called friends one last time and threw herself into the car. Kairi jammed the car keys in and drove off, turning the radio on.
The flower girl crossed her arms,"Well, lets get going."
"Vegas, baby!!" Yuffie blurted out. Everybody stared at her.
"Don't ever say that again," Leon said.
"VEGAS, BABY!!!"
"Uggghh..."
"Hey, what are we waiting for? Shouldn't we get going?" Cloud questioned.
"It says, on the ticket, that we get a ride and we have to wait here 'til it gets here. Then the driver will take us to the Gummi- Airport," Aerith sufficed.
...
...
...
"UUGGHH!!! When is the car coming!?" Yuffie whined.
"It's only been two minutes," Leon said.
"UUGGHHH!!!"
The impatient ninja spotted a limousine driving by. She grinned and waved at it, trying to get the driver's attention.
"HEEEY!!! WE'RE OVER HERE!!—mmff!" she yelled. Aerith covered Yuffie's mouth,"Shh!!"
The limousine drove up to them. The front seat windows pulled down, revealing a...a...silver haired man?
"I am Ansem. HAHAHA. I am your limousine driver," the man said and he mumbled,"Of darkness..."
"Yay, a limo! I've never been in a limo!" Yuffie exclaimed.
"Whatever," Leon muttered. Yuffie growled. The group put their luggage into the trunk and they hopped inside.
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"...Father father father, help us
Send some guidance from above
'Cause people got me, got me questionin'
Where is the love?(love)
Where is the love?(the love)
Where is the love?(the love)
Where is the love, the love, the love."
"Where is the love," Kairi moaned. She was on some empty road now, listening to the radio,"The looove."
"Some friend Yuffie is," she mumbled. Just ahead of her, she spotted a brunette haired man. This made her yell out,"MY LOVE!!"
"He must be a hitchhiker or something. Ooo, wait 'til Yuff and Aer hear I found this cute hitchhiker to come with me!" Kairi exclaimed. She started driving slowly. With one hand, she tucked her hair behind her ears. She turned off the radio. 'Hopefully he'll come with me!'
Finally, she pulled over to the side, the window pulled down. The man leaned against the car door.
"Need a ride?" Kairi asked casually, trying her best to be 'cool'.
"Are you insured?" he asked. She blinked.
"Yes...."
"By Survival?"
"No..."
"I can't take that ride."
Kairi's jaw dropped down. She growled and closed the window, speeding off.
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"Are we there yet!?" Yuffie whined. It had been one hour since they've left.
"No," Leon replied.
"...Are we there yet?"
"No."
"... ...Are we there yet?"
"No!"
"... ... ...Are we—"
"No."
"... ... ... ...Are we there yet?"
"NO!"
"... .... .... ... ... ... ...Are we there yet?"
"Yes."
"Really?!"
"No."
"Ugghhh."
"Do something that will not make you bored," Aerith suggested. Yuffie thought about this. She tapped her chin with a finger, thinking. Pop. She made a little 'pop' noise with her mouth. She grinned.
Pop.
Leon crossed his arms in annoyance. Why, oh why, was he forced to sit next to—
Pop.
'We're not even on the Gummi Airplane yet and she's already annoying me!' Leon thought. Just think, hearing that popping noise all the way to Las—
Pop.
"Will you stop that popping noise!?" Leon complained.
"I'm bored."
"Then find something else to do."
Pop.
"Stop the popping noise!!"
"Okay we're there!" Ansem exclaimed, and then mumbled,"At the Gummi-Airport... of DARKNESS!"
"What?" Cloud asked.
"Err, nothing," Ansem replied. 'Soon they will open their hearts to DARKNESS at the DARK Las Vegas. MUAHAHAHA!!' Ansem thought, smiling to himself.
"Yay!" Yuffie exclaimed, swinging the car door open. The gang got out of the car, grabbing their luggage and headed inside the airport. Everybody laid their things on the machine that scanned your luggage, to check if you had anything illegal.
"Step this way," the security guard said, pointing to a gun detector. One by one, they stepped through. Of course, none of them had to be held back so they grabbed their things and walked to where their plane was. Aerith gave the others their tickets and they approached a woman.
"Hel-lo!" she greeted, she smiled.
"Hel-lo," Aerith said, giving her a strange look. She handed her ticket to the woman. Soon, everybody was on the gummi airplane.
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"You held my hand and walked me home,
I know, Why you gave me the kiss
you're something like this, that made me go oh-oh
You wiped my tears, got rid of all my fears
Why did you have to go?
'Cause it wasnt enough to take up some of my love, cause a shortage of trust."
Kairi bobbled her head as she listened to the radio. She sighed. That cute man just had to reject her offer for a ride. She stared hard ahead of her, two people— a guy and a girl— were standing at the side of the rode. They held bags in their hands, looking worried. The boy wore blue overalls, along with a grayish shirt, and a yellow straw hat and the girl's attire consisted of a plain white shirt, an oversized blue leather jacket, and a knee-length jean skirt. Both had black hair, green eyes, and some freckles. The girl's hair was tied into two ponytails. They also wore black sandals. Kairi couldn't help but feel sorry for them so she pulled over to the side and called them over. The two ran over to her, smiling.
"Uhhh...you guys need a ride or something?" Kairi asked.
"We sure do!" the boy replied cheerfully,"I'm Joe!"
"And I'm Joanna!" the girl— Joanna— exclaimed, grinning.
The two started to do some weird hand motions,"And wwweee'rrreeee....THE MOON TWINS!"
"Err, okay...I'm Kairi," the red haired girl said. Joe and Joanna smiled. "Umm, Joe, are you a rapist, murderer, thief, terrorist, etcetera?"
"Nope! I'm a gooooood boy!" Joe replied. Joanna nodded.
"Yes, Joe is a goooood boy!"
"Oookkaayyy...hop in...I guess..."
Kairi unlocked the back seat and the twins got in.
"Thank you soooo much, Kairi!" Joanna said.
"Yeah, the last people we were with kicked us out!" Joe pouted. 'I think I know why...' Kairi thought.
"...Don't think that you're charmed in the fact
that your arm is now around my neck
Won't get you in my pants
I'd have to kick you're ass
and make you never forget
I'm gonna ask you to stop,
Thought I liked you alot
But i'm really upset (really upset)
Get out of my head
Get out of my bed,
yeah, thats what I said."
"Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Kairi! This is, like, our favorite song!" Joanna exclaimed.
"Our?" Kairi asked. JOE liked this, too?!
"Like, yeah!" Joe said girlishly. The twins started to do their weird hand motion thing again. Kairi blinked.
"Did I not tell you, that I'm not like that
you're the one who throws it all awaaaaayy."
"Awwaaaaaaaaayyyyy!!!" the two sang. Kairi arched an eyebrow.
"Did you think that I was gonna give it up to you, this timeeeee
did you think that there was something I was gonna do then cryyy
Don't try to tell me what to do, don't try to tell me what to say
you're better of that way, yeah."
"Did you think that I was gonna give it uppp to YOUUUU!!!" Joe sang.
"This tttiiiimmmmmeeeeee!!!!" Joanna joined in.
"Did you think there was something I was gonna dooooo!!!"
"Then crrrryyyy!!!"
'AAAAHHHHH!!!!!' Kairi screamed in her thoughts.
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Pop.
Leon grunted in annoyance. He was forced to sit next to Yuffie because Aerith wanted to tell Cloud how to make a flower live up to two months.
Pop.
"SHUT UP, YUFFIE!" Leon yelled. He just could NOT stand that noise.
"Aw, I'm sorry, my dear Leon. Was I annoying you?"
"Yes!"
"Good." Pop.
"..."
Pop.
"Are you TRYING to annoy me!?"
Pop. "What does it look like I'm doing?! It's called revenge, Squall."
"Thats—"
Pop.
"—Leon. And what the hell did I do to you?!"
Pop. "You held me back at the auctions. Because of you, I'm here. On this plane. Sitting next to YOU. And I'm making these popping noises."
"Ugghh..."
Pop.
[One hour later...]
Yuffie had finally drifted off to sleep. Bored, Leon decided to do a cross-word puzzle while waiting to arrive at Vegas. He tapped the pen he held on his chin, thinking of what the word of this puzzle was.
"A seven letter word that means to get back at someone..."
Leon heard the ninja moan in her sleep. She moved her head onto Leon's shoulder, putting her hand on his arm, as if he were a pillow. Leon continued tapping the pen on his chin.
"Seven letter word....means to get back at someone..."
Yuffie let out a snore. Leon stared at the sleeping ninja. His eyes widened. He brought the pen up to his face, then looked once more at the ninja.
"Revenge," he said to himself, smirking.
[Fifteen minutes later...]
Leon smiled as just finished his 'artwork'. He gazed at the 'masterpiece'.
"Everybody, we have arrived at our destination. Please get up and get your luggages," an employee of the Gummi Airplane announced. Yuffie's eyes slowly fluttered open. She yawned, stretching her arms in the air.
Leon tried not to laugh, for Yuffie was unaware of what had been drawn onto her face. They all got up and out of the plane. Cloud and Aerith had made it out of the plane before Yuffie and Leon. Yuffie pushed him out of the way and walked towards the plane's exit.
She walked past a woman who said,"We hope you,"she gave Yuffie a strange look,"enjoyed your flight..."
"I did, thank you very much," Yuffie replied. Leon laughed.
"We hope you enjoyed your flight," the woman said to Leon.
"Oh, it was the best," he replied, smirking.
Yuffie and Leon were on their way to meet Aerith and Cloud at the luggage area. People around them gave Yuffie strange looks. Some pointed and stared. Others laughed and giggled.
"Haha, Leon," Yuffie said,"Those people are staring at you. You're a freak!"
"Oh, I'm not too sure about that," he muttered, mentally smiling. The two finally spotted Aerith and Cloud. They walked over to them.
"Hi gu—" Aerith said, but stopped. She stared at Yuffie,"Yuff, what happened to your face!?"
Yuffie laughed,"What are you talking about?"
Aerith pulled out a small pink mirror from her dress pocket,"Here."
The ninja raised her eyebrow and brought the mirror up to her face,"AAAHHHHH!!!!"
Her reflection...wasn't normal. Her face, below her nose was a pen-mustache...and below her lips was a pen-beard. Somebody had drawn on her face...and she was gonna kill the person who did.
Leon laughed and pointed at Yuffie. Yuffie's mouth dropped open.
"Y-YOU KNEW!? YOU KNEW!!!????"
As an answer, Leon just kept laughing.
"SQUALL LEONHART! YOU HAVE GONE TOO FAR!! THIS CROSSES THE LINE!!!!" Yuffie screamed. She grunted, grabbing her luggage and headed outside the airport.
"Yuffie! Wait!" Aerith called after her. Cloud nudged Leon,"Handsome friend you got there."
They both laughed and walked out the airport.
[Outside]
Yuffie crossed her arms, ignoring Leon's laughter. A taxi drove by, and they all got in. Aerith sat inbetween Yuffie and Leon, just in case Yuffie decided to kill Leon. The taxi driver looked at Yuffie by gazing into his driver's mirror. Leon chuckled.
"YES, I AM AWARE THAT THERE ARE PEN MARKS ON MY FACE. JUST DON'T PAY ATTENTION AND DRIVE!!" Yuffie yelled, staring out at the window.
[Later...]
"Everybody, welcome to Caesar's Palace!" The driver announced. Everybody, except Yuffie, gazed at the casino.
"Aw, cheer up, Yuff. You could wash it off once we get in the casino!" Aerith said thoughtfully.
"I hate Leon," was all she said.
"Why, I'm so hurt, Mister Yuffie Kisaragi," Leon joked. Aerith hit him on the head.
They headed inside, carrying their luggages. Cloud went off to get their hotel keys and Yuffie went to the restroom to wash her face. Yufie tried to avoid all the staring and pointing, but it was really no use.
"Leon, I think you went too far," Aerith said sternly.
"What!? She—"
"You better apologize when she comes back."
"...Whatever."
Cloud soon came back, holding two keys in his hand. He handed one to Leon.
"Who's gonna stay in what room?" Cloud asked.
"Hmmm....me and Cloud...Leon and Yuffie," Aerith decided.
"Why me and Yuffie!?"
"Because you two need to get along for once. And anyway, I think they have two beds in the room, so don't worry."
"What about Kairi?"
"Hmm...we'll figure it out once she gets here."
"GRRR!!" they heard Yuffie complain. She stormed back, still having her face doodled. The ninja gave Leon a death glare,
"It. Won't. Come. Off."
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«Author's Note:»
End of chapter =) Hope y'all liked it! Oh yeah, Survival is this insurance thingy. Theres a commercial about it.
Okeys, I corrected BEP's 'Where is the Love', since it was wrong, thanks to 'Friend-Who-Wishes-To-Remain-Anonymous'. Stupid friend. Lol j/k. n.n if you see any incorrect words in the lyrics, just tell me and I'll fix it.
Joe and Joanna Moon are made up, they're OCs. Yep, they're a little crazy -.-; They're based on my cousins, who annoy me like hell and get me pissed. Joe and Joanna are not their names and they're not twins. The last name comes from my science teacher's last name. =P The songs had nothing to do with the story, they were randomly chosen.
Sorry 'bout the sick humor in the beginning. o.o; but I thought it would be funny, yes?
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