*From a closet* ??? :: in a muffled voice :: :MUMSP MUUUUUH!!!
April: What now!!???
???: IIHM BEEHG VIONLLLLLATE! WHITIHE IIZ ANHYOE! EE WUANA MDO U AUMOR MOT!
April :: opens closet :: : What do you want!?
:: SailorZelda is tied to a chair in the closet :: :MMMMMMMMMMMM!!
April: WHAT?? :: rips tape of her mouth ::
SailorZelda: MMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!! :: spits out sock :: OWIE!! What was THAT for?? YOU MORON!
:: April makes a scary face and waves the tape at her ::
SailorZelda: Uh..hehe? Sorry!
April: What did you say before??
SailorZelda: What I said was : "HELP MEEE!!" and then, " I'M BEING VIOLATED! WRITER IS ANNOYED!! I WANNA DO A AUTHOR'S NOTE!!" and then, "AAAAAAAAAAAA!!" and then, "AAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!"
April: SHUT UP! Okay, you can have one minute to do the author's note!
SailorZelda: ALRIGHT! This is what I was going to say in my A/N!
::: Hi, again! 'Tis me. Um, why has nobody reviewed this story in SOOOOOOOOOOO long!? ME IS STARTING TO GET ANNOYED!!!!!! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!! Run away in horror! I'm gonna get you! NO, WAIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WAS KIDDING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hmp.
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeell, I'm doing another chapter. Maybe I can understand why nobody reviewed, because the last 2 chapters were kinda off the wall.....just weird. Maybe a little depressing. Oh, what the freak! This story was supposed to be HUMOR!! SOMEONE TELL ME TO STOP BEING AN ANGSTY WRITER!!!!
April: STOP BEING AN ANGSTY WRITER!!!!! You're making me depressed!
Oh, shut up. My minute is not over yet! Anyway. I think this story will return to it's un-depressing state. I just need a few more things to happen, before she...............Oh, NO!! I'm going to RUIN it! You'll just have to wait and see what happens!!!!
SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, here's the chapter.:::
April: Are you quite finished?
SailorZelda: Yep.
:: April shoves the sock back in her mouth and slams the closet ::
SailorZelda: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
* * *
"Zelda?"
Zelda, aka April, was too deep in her ravine to hear anything that existed at the time. After she had decided that she would play this "game", she had gone deep into thought, as she often did when something very important happened in her life.
"Zelda......?"
But after she came to an affirmative conclusion that she for sure would try to finish this, her mind cloud shattered and she whirled around. And for the second time turning around too fast in this same place, she slipped and fell.
"Ow," she mumbled. She looked up and saw.......Guess who?
"Deja vu," she said when she saw Link standing over her. "You're not gonna laugh this time?"
He shook his head. "Thanks," she said as he helped her up.
"So, we meet again, Hero," April said when she regained her composure.
"Of course."
"Let me guess: you have a Spiritual Stone? A red one, by chance?"
"Yeah," he said as he pulled it out for her to see it.
"How pretty!" she said. "Wow, it's even more cool in person!"
"Did you see a picture of it before or something?"
April thought. "Uh, you COULD say that. Anyway, so what have you been doing?"
Link gave her a weird look.
"Uh, hehe. Dumb question. 'Yeah, um, fighting monsters, saving living rocks called Gorons...' Does that pretty much cover it?" April said.
"Pretty much," he said, but was oddly smiling.
"Why are you smiling? Doesn't it get annoying to have to go saving all these people just because I told you to?"
"That's not the only reason. Yeah, it gets annoying sometimes. But I feel, somewhere deep down, that this is what I have to do. And, you should have seen the faces of some of those Gorons when they were told that a ten year old is the one who saved them!"
April was shaking her head in disbelief. "You're really something," she said, putting a hand on his shoulder. He looked uncomfortable for a second. "You know, Link, you're a much better person than I am. If it was me, I'd just wanna get that stone and be outta there. It'd be too much on me to care, really."
"That doesn't sound like you," he said, seeming to defend her.
She shook her head, again. "Never mind." She took her hand away, and turned her head.
She suddenly remembered something, and jerked her head back in his direction. "Oh, geeze. I just remembered something. I was supposed to teach you this song......"
Before she could finish, Link said, "You attendant, Impa, showed it to me before I left the grounds that day I was here."
"Oh, good." She breathed a sign of relief. "I totally forgot about it when you were here the first time! Hey, it's me who's supposed to know all this!"
"Why do you know so much about it, anyway?"
April considered this. She could say, "From my real life, from a little black box called the N64." Yeah, that would make perfect sense to him. So, she said, "Something about me being the so called 'Princess of Destiny' makes me highly sensitive to these weird dreams I've been having. This gut feeling says that it's prophecy. And Impa says it's prophecy." 'And Nintendo says it's prophecy,' she thought as she smiled to herself.
"What's so funny?" Link asked.
"I find it highly ironic that two ten year olds are going to save the world," she said quickly. "Well, three ten year olds and five adults....." she added when she thought about the Sages.
"Huh?" Link said, confused.
"Oh, something you'll figure out later." She wasn't sure if she should say anything about the Sages, and her being the missing Seventh Sage.
"Which reminds me," she said. "The other ten year old," she said more to herself than to him. "The next place you need to go is Zora's Domain. You'll find the Spiritual Stone of Water there." She smiled slyly. "Along with a very familiar fish-girl."
"Nayru, you don't mean Ruto!" he said.
"Yep. The one and the same." She thought for a moment. "Just to give you a hint, remember when you first get to Zora's Domain, play my lullaby outside the waterfall, then go right to wherever the King of the Zoras is. Then, remember to play the 'diving game'," she said, mysteriously. "...before you go to Lake Hylia through the tunnel."
"How do you know all that?" he asked, slightly amazed.
She gave him a Cheshire cat smile. "One of my perks of being Princess."
"O-okay," he said. "Um, Zelda?"
"Hm?"
"I think I should be going now."
"So soon?" she pouted.
"Yeah, I think the sooner we have those Stones, the better."
"Oh," she said, her eyes downcast. She remembered that from this time, she wouldn't see him again except for on horseback with Impa as she fled the castle. She didn't want him to leave just yet. But she also couldn't deny the feeling that it wouldn't work out exactly like the game, and they might have already left the castle by the time he got the Stone. So she quickly looked up.
"Go then, Hero. I think you're right, we do wanna finally reveal Ganondorf's plot, right? So, I....." she hesitated. "....guess I'll see you then, huh?"
"Good-bye, then, Princess," he said, as he turned to leave. He also had the feeling that he wouldn't be seeing her again, for a long time.
April watched him leave, but before he was too far away, she called out, "Wait, Link?"
"Yeah?" He turned back to her.
"Um," she said, and before she could stop herself, she flung herself out and caught him in an awkward embrace. "Bye, Link," she said into his shirt, then let go.
He looked unsure at her, not at all sure what to say. So, he reached for her hand and kissed it cordially, before turning on his heel and running for the exit of the garden.
April stood stock still for a moment, before her open mouth transformed into a wide grin. She turned her head upward and laughed at the sky, holding her hands to her mouth.
Nope, not too bad at all........
* * *
**April: *standing over SailorZelda with tape* THAT'S IT!?????
SailorZelda: *nods*
April: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And. AAAAAAAAAAAAW! I think I have a crush! Tee hee!
SailorZelda: 'Tee hee' this, you piece of crap! *Spits sock at her*
April: GRRRRRRRR! *shuts closet* THAT'S IT!!!!!!! I'm holding SailorZelda HOSTAGE!! OKAY!?? All you, yeah you, MORON! All you readers! I'M HOLDING SAILORZELDA HOSTAGE UNTIL SHE GETS AT LEAST TWO REVIEWS! Yeah, that's a dumb ransom, but I don't think you guys have rupees, dollars are useless to me, now. *sigh* Okay? *huge, really sad, puppy dog anime eyes* Please? THANK YOU!!
Signing off! April*
as SailorZelda~