Disclaimer: Once again, this might come as a surprise to you, but I still don't own Animal Crossing.
Looks Can Be Deceiving: Chapter Three
The New Girl, Told by Rio
Great, just great. Pff. Just great. This so called 'perfect' new girl arrived just a few minutes ago, and already kicked me out of my place as the town's gorgeous, sweet, and all around wonderful animal. Her name is Bella, she's a horse, but I don't see what's so special about her. Even Chuck-who hates new people-is swooning over her. Pah. I feel so unloved. All the guys usually come to my house now to marvel at my beauty. I bet they're with that stupid Bella. Crap! I just broke a nail. What else can go wrong today?
Somebody is at the door, I guess I should go answer it. Oh, well isn't this just wonderful, its little miss idiot herself. I bet she's come to apologize for her wrongdoings.
Later
The little git! She's a stubborn mule, that's what she is! The gall! The ignorance! Arghy! This is basically how our conversation went...
Me: So, what do you want you fruit cake?
Bella: Excuse me?
Me: Yeah, you heard me, fruit cake!
Bella: What is the meaning of this?
Me: You know perfectly well what the meaning of this is.
Bella: No, I don't, because if I knew, I wouldn't have asked you that question.
Me: Oh, well, then, uh, the meaning is that you have stolen all of my admirers.
Bella: Admirers? Why would anyone do such a silly act like that?
Me: Oh you're gunna get it ble-otch!
Then it ended up in a cat fight, even though we both aren't cats.
That freak is so, so, sooooo, arghy! She makes me mad. I haven't, don't, and will not take kindly to strangers, especially ones to impede on my beauty.
Later
Another visitor, except this one is welcome (until later). It was Anne, my best friend; faithful (sometimes) nice (mostly) stupid (always) but ya know, you gotta love her. So anyway, our very interesting conversation went something like this...
Anne: Hullo
Me: Hi
Anne: Nice weather eh?
Me: Oh quit the short talk crap, why did you come here?
Anne: Just wondering this here town. He he he he, I like sound'n like one of dem countreah folk. Yeeehaw!
Me:........Ok............
Anne: Naw, I'm just kidding, I changed my voice to hick last week.
Me: Oh yeah, that scared me, don't do that again.
Anne: The really real reason I came here is to discuss the new girl Bella.
Me: Continue...
Anne: So like she is sooooo totally cool, like you know what I'm saying right? You've met her right? I know you have, she visited everyone. And the best thing is...drum role please...she likes pie! She LOVES pie!!! Yeah for pie!
Me: Ugh...
At that point Anne was doing a happy/can-can/disco/monkey dance, so I slammed the door on her. Hee hee hee, serves her well. Well that's it for me; I'm going to wallow in self-pity.
Sorry I couldn't update soon, with school, hurricanes, and birthday parties, I just can't get any time. Wallow is a word it means to walk around without purpose and much emotion. Note: when I said monkey dance I forgot to copyright monkeys; monkeys are Anthony's. So there. Lol. XD