Apartment
It was a fine day in Konoha as usual, as our 3 favorite genins were sitting on the bridge waiting for their oh so "punctual" teacher to give them the day's task whether it be mowing lawns or other slavework. After waiting monotonously for 4 hours straight however, the blonde of the group unexpectedly decided to openly rant on the premises causing mothers to usher their children away as quickly as possible. Actually they did it anyway since they were still being all paranoid about the kyubi but that's a different story.
"THAT'S IT!!!!! I CAN"T TAKE IT ANYMOREEEEEEEEE!!!!" exclaimed Naruto, stomping off the bridge, making rather large imprints with his chakra, "THERE'S ONLY SO MUCH YOU CAN DO AT A DEAD PERSON's %&%& GRAVE!!"
Sakura and Sasuke silently agreed. Actually, it was pretty normal, but if Naruto could actually BEAT Neji, then couldn't Kakashi at least come early, on his own free will, with nothing serious enough on his mind to drive him there?
Naruto was extremely pissed today, since he had to miss his ramen breakfast to come here. Maybe on every other day, when he didn't miss his daily ramen would be fine, but nooooooo Kakashi had to pick this day to be late for, not that he had ever showed up early for the other days either.
"Let's go to Kakashi's place!" said Naruto, "We HAVE to tell him, how we FEEEELl!!" emphasizing the word "feel". It was something Naruto learned in this free counseling session one of the special jounin's gave. Of course he had left after he found out that a "counselling" wasn't an event that included giving out free ramen.
"Naruto, you ass! Kakashi's probably visiting his best friend's grave like yesterday, and the day before that, and the day before that, and the day before that..." yelled Sakura, "show some compassion."
"Cheh......." Was all Sasuke had to say, but inside he was bored, plus he could have used all this time conspiring up new ways to kill Itachi.
"Well Fine, do whatever, but you'll be all thanking me for this favor!!"
And with that, Naruto stomped off by himself to find his beloved teacher's apartment, stopping 4 times on the way to eat some ramen. After trying unsuccessfully to locate Kakashi's apartment, he gave up and started for the bridge solely forgetting the purpose of his little stroll.
"Oiiiiiii!!!! Narutoooooooo!!!"
He turned around and saw Sasuke and Sakura jogging up to him. Sakura eyes were white with rage, "He wasn't at the memorial!!!!!!!!"
"He wasn't at the bookstore either."
"And I couldn't find his apartment."
Both Sakura and Sasuke face faulted. It turns out that Kakashi's apartment was actually a couple minutes from the bridge. Naruto just happened to go searching a couple of miles in the wrong direction near the ramen places. But that's Naruto for ya!!
So anyway, the 3 trudged angrily to the Kakashi's place, and the minute they found it, Sakura had put her foot through the door.
"Uh....did you have to be that noisy?"
Sakura scowled, and stomped in followed by the 2 guys, only to find.....
...That they had broken into the wrong house and the poor family was in shock and desparately trying to phone the ANBU members. The guys bolted leaving Sakura to deal with the family she had now emotionally scarred. Sakura of course was thinking of how Sasuke would "save her", failing to realize that he had taken off with Naruto.
Sasuke and Naruto after locating the right place, barged in to find no one there. Apparently Kakashi had gone out, to do something. Naruto was in awe as he had never been in Kakashi's apartment. His eyes aimed wanderlessly around finally stopping at the book shelf.
Yes, the bookshelf....where there was a whole stack of Icha Icha Paradise and Make out Violence volumes. Being the curious little boy he was, Naruto grabbed a volume and started to skim, twitching at words like "caress" and "leather" until he couldn't take it anymore. What the hell does Kakashi think about when he reads these? On second thought, he didn't want to know.
Sasuke on the other hand had taken a liking to Kakashi's computer and was snooping around the e-bay shops. Apparently Kakashi had forgot to log off, so Sasuke checked his list of bids. Apparently a person whose alias was "FrogMeisterJ" (three guesses who that is) had outbid him on a pair of Victoria Secret panties by 1 cent.
After Sasuke was sick of snooping around, he looked at Kakashi's desk where there were some bills, magazine subscriptions for ahem certain magazines and other adult novels that they had no knowledge of. After clearing some of the things however, Sasuke came across a schedule, which he read, simultaneously there were some vein poppings heard.
Sasuke angrilly dragged Naruto to the table. "Look at this!!" he spat. Naruto looked at the schedule:
9:00 a.m. Wakeup
10:00 a.m. Breakfast
11:00 a.m. Visit Memorial
12:00 p.m. Lunch
1:00 p.m. Visit Memorial
2:00 p.m. Loiter
3:00 p.m. Train the brats
7:00 p.m. read Icha Icha Paradise and water Mr. Ukki
8:00 p.m. Dinner
"...CHIKUSOOOOO!!!! HE SAID WE HAD TO BE THERE BY 6:00 a.m.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"$%&%&%&%" Screamed Sakura who had miracuously appeared after she apologized to the poor family that she had traumatized, and payed for the door.
"I say we get even." Naruto smiled his little evil kyubi smile.
"Hai!!" replied the other 2.
"So, what do we do?" Sakura asked.
"I know, why don't we auction off all his Icha Icha Paradise novels on e-bay?" Naruto rubbed his hands together.
"Yoshhhhhhhh!!!! Lets Rolllllllllllll!!!!!!!"
Although Sasuke liked that idea, he had to admit, it was pretty gutsy. I mean, who knew what the man would do if he was depreived of his Icha Icha Paradaise novels. Probably make them go through hell. Sasuke was about to voice his opinion when Naruto pressed "enter".
"Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!! BAKAAAAAAAA!!!!"
He threw a shuriken to try and knock Naruto's hand away but he kinda missed and it ended up bouncing off Sakura's forehead (don't ask me how), slicing one of Mr. Ukki's leaves, and whizzing toward the door when it suddenly opened deflecting the shuriken again where it finally lodged itself in a picture of the Fourth Hokage, squarely in the forehead.
"...WHAT THE &%&& ARE YOU DOING IN MY APARTMENT?"
Everyone's jaws dropped in shock, for the person in front of them was not their sensei, but....
EBISU?
"CLOSET PERVERT!!!!!!!!!!" yelled Naruto, then he thought "what does he mean that this is his apartment?"
Sasuke had grabbed Sakura and jumped out the window. And Naruto did what he always did when getting out of tight spots that involved Ebisu. Yep,the Harem no Jutsu, works everytime on men, only the the real Naruto left as Ebisu spazzed on the ground in a puddle of his own nosebleed with Naruko clones swarming all over him.
Sakura, who had fainted do to the poison gas Mr. Ukki leaked when his leaf was cut, was still dreaming of Sasuke when she woke up on the bridge. Sasuke was standing on the bridge again near an exhausted, shaking Naruto, who couldn't believe that he had mistaken Ebisu's apartment for Kakashi's.
Naruto sighed and fell into a doze, until he was woken up by a voice saying "Yo."
Upon hearing that voice, Naruto jumped up and yelled at Kakashi, the sound almost making him fall off the beam he was on.
"WHERE THE &$#& WERE YOU?"
Kakashi raised his silver eyebrow in question, "Didn't I tell you guys? I forgot I was switching apartments with Ebisu today so I cancelled today's training session. Hey, guys? Whats wrong? Why are you looking at me like that?"
The students upon hearing that, reacted er... rather differently. Inner Sakura had come out and started pelting any objects that she could find at Kakashi including Naruto who was still trying to figure out when Kakashi told him he was moving. Sasuke on the other hand had activated his Sharingan which in turn activated his curse seal sending him in a balistic rage, making Orochimaru (who was god knows where right now) giggle in ecstatic states.
Kakashi sweatdropped, and after failing to console his students with free ramen and things ran off into the sunset with his 3 students at his heels.
Oh well, at least Ebisu hadn't found out about his Icha Icha Paradise novels being sold on e-bay. Or did he?