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Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto
Movie Time7:00- Run 100 laps for warmup
8:30- 100 Pushups, Situps, Squats, Tuck Jumps, the works
9:30- Practice Chakra Control
12:00- Lunch
13:00- Run another 100 laps
14:30- Practice more Chakra control
15:30- Practice individual nin/genjutsu skills
17:30- Work on tactic skills
18:30- Session Ends
This schedule was usually routine for Team 8, when Kurenai wasn't at her time of the month. However due to the sudden outburst of emotions that Anko had openly displayed at the teacher's lounge, Kurenai decided to give Team 8 a "day off" in order to devote her time and attention in getting her best friend to feel better, preferably before Anko got overreactive and started destroying or burning things.
"GASP!!" gasped Kiba
"...yay?" muttered Shino
"..S-s-san-kyuu...Ku-kurenai- sensei" said Hinata, eyes glued to the floor.
Deep down inside, they were really having a party. Kurenai had never given them a day off before, being the...er...strict person she was.
Kiba had also usually worsened matters by openly comparing her to a female dog. He had actually meant that as a compliment, seeing as he was a dog trainer and knew that females were aggressive yet caring and protective to their litter.
Kurenai however, had been too busy relating the phrase "female dog" to a certain synonym, so she didn't perceive Kiba's uh...compliment correctly. Thus, Team 8 suffered horribly that day, especially Kiba, who had more injuries than usual and necessary I might add.
Anyway, the point is, THEY HAD A DAY OFF!!! --Insert balloons and streamers here--
"WHOOO-HOOOO!!! Oh yeh, its your birthday, its your birthday, we're gonna party like its your birthday!!!!!!!!!" howled Kiba. Coming from him, this would probably sound rather awkward. I mean Kiba, reiterating words from a rap song, off beat, and translated poorly into japanese...it just doesn't cut it.
"So...what should we do?..." mutter Shino, covering his ears.
Hinata looked at him, the only things Shino actually enjoyed was collecting bugs, training, and...that was it. Unless it also had to do with bugs. Then she could probably guess. Kiba's was probably, walking Akamaru, or something involving dogs at least. Whatever their hobbies were, no one knew. Why, because everyday was spent training, training, an occasional mission, and more training. --insert evil chibi Kurenai with whip--
However, Hinata didn't blame her and always complied willingly, seeing that women jounies always had the slight feeling they were being underestimated and labeled as softies by the male jounies. Or maybe it was just Kurenai, or maybe both. But enough with the mysteries of life, Hinata had an idea. A brilliant idea! That's not sick or twisted, like ones that are usually posted in humour fics!!
"Ano...w-would you two l-l-like to come to my house...and watch movies?" stammered Hinata, doing that finger thing she always did when she was nervous.
Both of the guys looked at her in surprise, but you couldn't see it on Shino, cuz he had on his signature sunglasses and high collar. Kiba spoke for the both of them much to Shino's annoyance.
"ARE YOU KIDDING, OF COURSE WE'D LOVE TO COME!!!" exclaimed Kiba. Finally, it was a chance to bond as friends.
But in the backround you could hear Akamaru barking vaguely about Kiba using this as an excuse to sniff out the Hyuga women's lingerie cabinents. Funny That. But luckily Kiba in a rare moment of insight kept his mouth shut because none of his other team mates understood dog language.
"...yeh...I guess I could come..." said Shino. "...But what is your father going say? And what about Neji?..."
"Ah...Its ok, my dad's at a Hyuga business meeting thing and won't come back 'til 11. And uh... I've Byakugan-ed the house, and Neji wasn't there." Hinata had stopped stammering now that she was happy that they've accepted.
So the 3 of them made their way to the Hyuuga mansion. After Hinata led them through the gate, she led them into ther house and down stairs in the entertainment center.
Kiba and Shino were both in awe. Not only were the Hyuugas powerful, they were filthy rich. Plasma Big Screen, Wallspeakers, Kareoke Machine, Bowling, Dance Floor, Bean bag chairs, Popcorn maker, Candy machines, Soda Machines, Fridge, Billiard Table, Ping Pong Table, Another Plasma TV complete with all video game systems and assortments of games, a Bar, and other stuff that I want in my dream house but can't afford TT.
"Damnnnn!!!! We've got to bring Kurenai here sometime, she'll melt at the sight of this." Kiba howled.
Hinata blushed and secretly agreed. Maybe Kurenai-sensei would be less strict with the training if she had enough chocolate and entertainment to stop 50 years worth of PMSing and maybe even menopause.
Kiba, Akamaru and Shino both sat on the bean bag chairs with the snacks they had raided from the Hyuuga food counter and fridge, while Hinata picked out 2 movies from a whole wall of dvds.
"Ano...Kiba has to see this one, and Shino might like one..." she held up the movies, "Princess Mononoke" and "Nausicaa, Valley of the Wind". Studio Ghibli movies.
Unknown to Hinata while she was pulling out the dvds, a tag had fallen from under one of the covers onto the floor with small fine print stating: "Property of Hyuuga Neji of the BRANCH (the ink here was splotched) house, if anyone but me, touches these, I'll Jyuuken you and yo mama's $$ to next Saturday." Oh dear...
Shino, who hardly saw any movies except documentaries of bug species borrowed from the library, just sat on his bean bag chair and nodded. His bugs, being restless from the lack of day's training had started to chew holes in the bean bag chair despite his mental protests.
Kiba's eyes were a-fixed on the Princess Mononoke Dvd cover. That girl on the cover...looked so strangely familiar.
Hinata popped in the Dvd, and sat down on another bean bag chair. Kiba had never payed more attention in his life. His eyes followed San around as if there were no tomorrow. By the time that movie ended, both Shino and Hinata were convinced that San was Kiba's long lost twin sister. They also came to the conclusion that if Kiba grew out his hair a little, had a rack, and pierced his ears he'd look exactly like San. (Oh, think of the possibilities, you naughty fanfic writers out there. o)
Kiba was speechless. Who'd ever thought there was a chick version of him. But Kiba was particularly turned off by the wolves. I mean dogs were waaaaaaayyyyyyyy better than wolves, but he was still surprised.
After the credits rolled, Hinata jumped up and popped "Nausicaa, Valley of the Wind" into the Dvd player. This time, it was Shino's turn to be amazed. Quite a hard feat to achieve actually, but in the end, it worked.
Shino's eyes were following the Ohmu bugs everywhere on screen just as Kiba had with San. So many bugs species, so little screentime. Of course he was predominantly angered and disturbed when the army killed some bugs, but he was satisfied when a river of Ohmu bugs came plowing back over the men, killing them. Yes, bug violence. GO BUGS (He didn't say this aloud by the way.) Shino was also awed at the Ohmu's golden tentacles with revival powers. Oh how he'd love to walk among that sea of golden tentacles to a backround of eerie music like Nausicaa did. (He also didn't say this out loud by the way.)
After the movie, Shino and Kiba both thanked Hinata for inviting them to her mansion and left, still thinking about the movies that had opened their eyes to so much wonderful things. -cough cough-
Hinata was happy that her team mates were happy and proceeded to throw out the bean bag chairs that Kiba and Shino sat on. There were many holes on the bag that had Shino sat on, and Akamaru had peed on Kibas. Afer cleaning up, Hinata went upstairs since it was that time of the day where she visited her Naruto shrine to give offerings and ocassional "sacrifices" which will probably be revealed in later chapters.
At the same time, Neji had returned home and was proceeding to the entertainment center. He directly went to the wall of Dvds and pulled out...uh..."The Little Mermaid".
--Freeze Screen-- BUT WAIT!!! Before you readers accuse me of belittling Neji, there's a reason for this, just don't call the people in white coats!!!
Neji, after being defeated by Naruto and discovering that the fate and destiny talk was bull, had taken drastic measures to find out, where and how his life had truly gone wrong...besides anything that involved the creation of the Main House.
How the "Little Mermaid" fits? Its because almost every one of Disney's main characters suffers great losses, whether it be parental unit losses, the Indians taking over, or being stuck in a house with 7 strange midgets that broke into song every 5 minutes or so.
Anyway, when Neji was popping "The Little Mermaid" into the Dvd player he spotted a familiar looking tag on the ground. He picked it up and recoiled in horror.
SOMEONE TOUCHED MY STUDIO GHIBLI COLLECTION DVDs!!!!!!!!!!!!
And by the smell, it had been in the hands of the MAIN HOUSE!!!!!!!! --Does that weird spazz action that Crocker does in "Fairly Odd Parents" when he says "FAIRY GOD PARENTS!!!"—
"DAMN THAT MAIN HOUSE!!!!"