Chapter Four: Secrets and Quills
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"So Professor, what's all this about?" asked a still smiling Wes.
"Look, I don't know what to do with you two. So how about this.......until Professor Dumbledore figures out what to do with you, sit in the BACK of each class. I mean both of you," said Professor McGonagall.
"Oh....but.....but......but.....uhhhhh....." sighed Wes.
"But, what exactly are we going to do all day?" asked Kylie.
"You will follow the Gryfindors. You can still stay in their dormitories and just stick with the tall boy with red hair, the boy with the lightning scar and the girl with curly bushy hair," said Professor McGonagall
"What's all this about houses and Slyiter and Gryfirens?" asked Wes. "Is it some sort of code name or something?"
"There are four 'houses' at this school. Each is for the witch or wizard who founded it. It isn't code but the houses are like families. When the students are good, points are added, when they are bad or break the rules, points are deducted. I know that you do not have the proper attire...so, I will ask Hagrid to take you to Hogsmeade, since you can't get to Diagon Alley," explained Professor McGonagall.
"But we have no money with us. All of our money is still at our school." said a confused Kylie.
"The school has an emergency fund for when things like this happen.....not that this has ever happened before but.....oh well, the first years could do without eating as much....some of them are getting fat."
"Okay....let me get this straight," said Wes. "We are in a different world, we don't have money, there are ghosts and professors and I am sooo bloody confused that my head will burst!"
"First of all, you are not on another world, you are merely in another part of the world that Muggles (you) can't see. And secondly, its time for lunch so lets go down to the Great Hall," said Professor McGonagall. "Hagrid will take you down to Hogsmeade after lunch and you can start attending lessons tomorrow morning. I believe that the Gryffindors have Care of Magical Creatures, Transfiguration and Double Potions."
After dinner that day, Wes and Kylie accidentally went into the wrong dormitory. Rather than going into the 7th year's dormitory, they wandered into the 6th year's. Lying on the first bed by the door, was a diary. Kylie and Wes thought that it wouldn't hurt to pick it up and have a look.
"Ohhh....Listen "Harry has such beautiful green eyes, he is so nice to everyone. I really think that he is the guy for me. I mean, I have always liked him but since he saved me in my second year, oh my gosh, he makes my heart pound weird. That messy hair is so cute! That's all for now, Ginny,'" Wes read.
"Ah ha! They are like us. This girl sounds like you, Wes!" exclaimed Kylie. "You two should start a boy crazy fan-club. For the guys that don't like the girls who are madly in love with them. I could think of a few people to be involved. You could be president!"
"Yeah, and you could be co-president. Remember Tør Kleppa? You wrote his name on all of your stuff and your arms, too, until you got caught!"
"You swore you'd never tell!......."
"Only reminding you not to blab!"
"We had better go down for bed," said the blushing Kylie.
"Whatever."
The next morning, Kylie and Wes woke up feeling great. They had absolutely nothing to worry about and all they had to do was follow people around and not make too much noise. Unfortunately, they were very over- enthusiastic at breakfast and spilled the beans on Ginny.
"Ohhh.....Ginny really really really likes Harry," said Wes.
After lunch that day, Ginny Weasley motioned to Kylie and Wes to follow her. She took them a ways away from the Great Hall and said, "Look what I have. These are quills that you can suck on to get magic powers. The only teacher that lets people use them is Professor Snape. If you suck on them in his class, he'll really, really like you."
"Okay," said Kylie. "Do they write at all or do you just eat them...what the heck!!!!!! Hand 'em over!!!!!"
"Yeah!" shouted Wes.
Little did they know, Ginny had bewitched the Sugar Quills to make them extra, extra strong. As they were following the other students down to the dungeons for potions class, Kylie and Wes got out the quills and decided to try them.
As they were walking, they started talking about the guys at this school. Kylie didn't go to any great lengths to deny her feeling for Oliver. Wes, on the other hand, was thrilled about meeting Draco and took the opportunity to tease Kylie about that.
"You like Ollie! Kylie and Ollie sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G!" taunted Wes.
"So," said Kylie, turning very, very red in the face. "YOU LIKE THAT DRACO GUY!!!!!!!!! You love him!"
"And your point?" asked Wes. "He loves me, too. That is if pushing you and fighting with you is considered love but whatever."
"Hey, look, here he is!" said Kylie. "Oh my gosh he looks soooooo funny. Purple really doesn't look good on him does it?"
"It only makes him look better," said a giggling Wes.
"He's gonna kill you. You better duck. I think he's gonna throw something at you."
"Why would he do that?"
"I dunno, you gave him a purple splotch on his hair.........here he comes."
"Hey, 'E' twins," sneered Draco. "There is a person that you should meet. His name is Dimitri and he is a very, very good friend of mine. You should go talk to him. He lives under a big rock by the statue of the confused guy that couldn't do anything right even put his gloves on the right hands. Just like you Muggles!"
Smack!
"Ow!"
"Take it back you, you, you sleeky-haired mousy monster!" shouted Kylie.
"Never!" said Draco.
Slap! Boom! Pow!!!!!
For the second time recently, Draco Malfoy had been beaten up by a girl....a Muggle girl. His dignity completely shattered, he stalked away to his desk.
"Wow, Kylie, way to go!" said Wes. "You hurt the amazingly hot idiot."
"Today we will be making a potion to turn cotton into silver nuggets. After I finish writing the ingredients on the board, you may attempt the mixture," Snape said.
"These aren't making me feel any different," said Wes.
"Maybe it takes a while for them to kick in," said Kylie.
All of a sudden, a very odd expression crossed their faces as Professor Snape wrote the assignment on the board.
"I WANT SUGAR!!!!!!!!" screamed Kylie, all of a sudden.
This caused everyone in the class to jump and Snape to spin around.
"I WANT GUMMIE BEARS!!!!!" shrieked Wes.
By now, Snape was over at their table looking furious.
Wes had begun to walk towards Snape, moving very oddly at the same moment that Kylie, quill still in her mouth, grabbed a piece of cotton and hopped around the room.
"I am Wesitron 5000," said Wes in a monotone.
"And one!" said Kylie. "Hey look, I'm a bunny!!!!! Aren't I cute???" Kylie hopped around the room three times shouting and giggling and acting like a rabbit.
Then, in a flash, Kylie changed.
She began running around the room, still with the quill in her mouth, shrieking, "Jeg drikker kommer fro Polen! Jeg forst?r ikke!!! Mit naven er Kylie!" (I don't come from Poland! I don't understand! My name is Kylie!)
"What???" said the class as one.
"Alt annet er t?v. Hva heter de?" she continued to say. (All's well that ends well. What is that?)
Wes had wormed her way out of Snape's grasp and had sat in Draco's lap.
"Get off me, MUGGLE!" he shouted.
"I don't wanna. You really need to do something about your forehead. Its really big." Wes told him.
With that, she whipped out her pink highlighter and drew hearts on Draco's forehead and also the phrase, "I love this man!" Draco pushed her off and ran to the sink. To his surprise, the highlighter was not only pink, but also permanent. Draco lunged at Wes and tried to beat her up, Muggle style.
Wes fortunately had grown up with brothers and was very good at fighting. There was a gigantic dust ball and a few seconds later, Draco Malfoy flew out of the dust ball and landed hard on his bum.
Before anyone had noticed, Kylie had left the dungeon, still screaming, and was running to Oliver's office. It was fortunate that she had gotten there quickly, before Snape had noticed because when he did, smoke actually came out of his ears! As she ran out of the room, she made a split second decision to go to Oliver's office, he wouldn't kill her but the other teachers were likely to.
Kylie burst into Oliver's office and said or shouted, "Hjelpen mai, v?r sa snill. Hva er dette? Vil han kj?pe et nytt hus? Immen jeg reiser, m? jeg skrive stilen ferdig!" (Help me, please. What is that? Will he buy the house? Before I leave I have to finish writing my essay.)
Oliver, who fortunately spoke Norwegian, said, "Ikke snakk s? h?yt! Du m? komme hit. Tar med tjue, var s? vennlig. Forst?r De meg?" (Don't speak so loudly! Come here. Count to twenty, please. Do you understand me?)
"En, to, tre, fire, fem, seks, ajo, ?tte, ni, ti, elve, tolve, tretten, fjorten, femten, seksten, sytten, atten, nitten, tjue," said Kylie, more calmly. (One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen, fourteen, fifteen, sixteen, seventeen, eighteen, nineteen, twenty.)
"Radioen er min. Nei, han ikke kj?pe et nytte hus. Hva ferdig? Snakk engelsk, var s? vennlig," said Oliver, soothingly. (The radio is mine. No, he is not going to buy the house. What essay? Speak english, please.)
"Takk for hjelpen. Omforlatelse. Tillig meg. Oh. engelsk. Thanks." said Kylie. (Thanks for helping. Sorry, forgive me. Oh, english.)
"Are you okay?" asked Oliver.
"I guess. What was that? The girl gave us those extra smart quills and Wes and I started acting really weird. Why?" asked Kylie.
Just then, Professor Snape came bursting into the room with a terrified Wes behind him. Oliver jumped in front of Kylie to shield her from Snape, who was still steaming.
"Severus, don't get mad. The girls were tricked. It wasn't their fault."
Kylie was trembling from head to foot behind Oliver.
"How did you understand what she was saying? How did you know?" asked Snape, as he grabbed Oliver and shook him.
"I speak Norwegian, not as well as Kylie, but well enough to calm her down and get her to speak English," Oliver explained.
"Well...fine," Snape said and he stormed from the room.
"Kylie and Wes, wait a moment," said Oliver. "I need to know who gave you the quills. They could have really hurt you and it was a cruel prank."
Kylie and Wes looked at each other and then said, "Ginny."
"Very well. I will go see Professor Dumbledore. You should stay here to calm down," Oliver said.
Wes and Kylie were alone in the room. They still were feeling the effects of the Sugar Quills and were literally shaking.
"What were those things?" asked Wes.
"I dunno. What did you do?" Kylie said. "I think I went crazy. If we were home, they'd put us in a home!"
All of a sudden, a fire roared up in the fireplace and Oliver and Dumbledore entered the room.
"Wow! How'd you do that?" asked Kylie and Wes together.
"It's too complicated. Don't think about it," Oliver said.
"Oh.......so whats up?" Kylie asked.
"We have to talk to you about what happened," said Dumbledore.
"Uh oh," Wes and Kylie said together. "This isn't good."
"All we have to say, is that you must be careful here. Most of these students have rarely interacted with Muggles and like playing tricks on you. The majority of the school knows not to take things from the Weasley lot. They are real practical jokers but things like that affect you differently," said Dumbledore.
"Why did it make Kylie go berserk?" asked Wes.
"Well, Kylie is undoubtedly Norwegian, judging from what Oliver said she was shouting. What essay do you need to finish and who is buying the house, Kylie?"
"Hey, how did you know what I said? And I don't know why I said it, I just did," Kylie said angrily.
"Oliver used my Pensive insert blank stares from Kylie and Wes here and then translated for me," Dumbledore explained.
"Oh.....but......but.....whatever."
All of a sudden, Wes piped in, "Am I in trouble, too?"
"Neither of you is in trouble. Although, I'd stay away from Professor Snape for a while. You won't have a lesson with him next week, you will be going to the Ministry of Magic with me. Then maybe we could figure something out for you. Before then, however, we will have to get you dressed properly," Dumbledore said.
"What do you mean properly? Not dresses and tights and corsets and heels, right?" asked Kylie. "I really really really really hate that stuff. I could wear boy's clothes!"
"You could get a sex change!" screamed Wes.
"Gross," said Kylie. "Eww....."
"Nope. Is that possible?" said Oliver. "Proper for us, Hogwarts outfits and robes."
"We'll have to have Madam Malkin come to get you set since the train is broken," said Dumbledore.
"Yippee! Uniforms!" said Wes, sarcastically.
"Joy." Kylie agreed.
"You also don't need to worry about going to the Ministry of Magic. They will do a test or two to see if you have any powers at all. One thing we could try is flying lessons, they aren't that hard. I think that it might be good for you," said Dumbledore.
"Let's start tonight!" shouted Oliver enthusiastically.
"Okay!" shrieked Kylie.
"Flying??? What????? Airplanes????? I am so lost! Je suis perdu!!!!" said Wes. insert blank looks from all present, minus Kylie who rolls her eyes
"Look, Oliver is gonna teach us how to fly. WE ARE GOING TO HAVE FUN!!!!!!" said Kylie.
"Eh.....sure," said Wes. "But I'd much rather learn from Draco, even though he'd probably try to kill me.....again."
"Okay then, that's settled, you can go to the Great Hall for dinner, avoid Snape, and have your lesson at seven tonight. Oliver, can you take them from the Gryffindor common room to the Quidditch pitch?" asked Dumbledore.
"Yup. Wait outside the picture for me and I'll fetch you," said Oliver.
Wes and Kylie left the office and started down to the Great Hall.
Kylie realized that she had forgotten to ask what they would be flying. That was a wee bit of an issue. So while Wes went ahead, she hurried back to Oliver's office to ask that very question.
"Oh, brooms. You don't have to use one of the school ones, you can use mine. It will hold the two of us, my broom. She's never let me down yet," Oliver explained.
When Kylie found Wes, Wes was with a really really pale dark haired kid.
"Wes, who is that?" asked Kylie.
"This is Dimitri. I found him under that weird statue."
"But wasn't that just a thing Draco told you to get you away from him?"
"Apparently not. Anyway, Dimitri does live under the statue. He's got a little cave thing and everything!"
Kylie turned to Dimitri. "Why are you so pale?"
"I don't like the sun."
Kylie raised an eyebrow at Wes, who ignored it.
"Yeah! Good thing it's so cloudy and dreary today so it's almost like night!" exclaimed Wes happily. "Do you know where Draco is? I wanted Dimitri to meet him!"
"He hasn't ever even met him yet?!" Kylie nearly shouted.
"Erm. . .no. I guess not. I don't know how Draco even knows about him!" said Wes.
"I'm surprised he knows. No one does," said Dimitri mysteriously.
"Except us!" exclaimed a happy Wes. She turned to Dimitri and said, "Go run off for a few minutes, I want to talk to Kylie."
Dimitri ran off obediently.
"What?" asked Kylie.
"I have a plan," said Wes.
"For what?"
"For me!"
"Not for WHO!!! For WHAT REASON!?"
"Oh, yeah. To get Draco to love me."
Kylie stared at Wes wide-eyed. "And what plan would this be?"
"It involves Dimitri," Wes said proudly.
"What's going to happen?"
"I'll hang out with Dimitri all the time and then Draco will get really jealous and angry because he got me to meet Dimitri!" exclaimed Wes.
Kylie looked doubtful. "Yes, that'll work, I'm sure."
Two minutes later, they ran into Professor Snape who was running into the hall right at them.
"OHHHH......now what?" asked Kylie.
"How dare you attack a student! You are lucky that you are still alive, much less warm and fed. I should curse you into a million pieces," roared Snape, wand outstretched.
"What's he talking about?" whispered Wes to Kylie.
"I think this morning when I attacked Draco."
Snape was lunging at the girls by now. Wes took the advantage of being in front of Snape and grabbed his wand. Snape actually climbed on top of a side table in the hallway to get it from her.
"Kylie, catch!"
"Wes, heads up!"
"Poor little Snape-ikins lost his wand!"
"Poor ikle little Snape-ee-poo!"
Snape managed to get his wand back as the rest of the school came in for dinner.
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"So Professor, what's all this about?" asked a still smiling Wes.
"Look, I don't know what to do with you two. So how about this.......until Professor Dumbledore figures out what to do with you, sit in the BACK of each class. I mean both of you," said Professor McGonagall.
"Oh....but.....but......but.....uhhhhh....." sighed Wes.
"But, what exactly are we going to do all day?" asked Kylie.
"You will follow the Gryfindors. You can still stay in their dormitories and just stick with the tall boy with red hair, the boy with the lightning scar and the girl with curly bushy hair," said Professor McGonagall
"What's all this about houses and Slyiter and Gryfirens?" asked Wes. "Is it some sort of code name or something?"
"There are four 'houses' at this school. Each is for the witch or wizard who founded it. It isn't code but the houses are like families. When the students are good, points are added, when they are bad or break the rules, points are deducted. I know that you do not have the proper attire...so, I will ask Hagrid to take you to Hogsmeade, since you can't get to Diagon Alley," explained Professor McGonagall.
"But we have no money with us. All of our money is still at our school." said a confused Kylie.
"The school has an emergency fund for when things like this happen.....not that this has ever happened before but.....oh well, the first years could do without eating as much....some of them are getting fat."
"Okay....let me get this straight," said Wes. "We are in a different world, we don't have money, there are ghosts and professors and I am sooo bloody confused that my head will burst!"
"First of all, you are not on another world, you are merely in another part of the world that Muggles (you) can't see. And secondly, its time for lunch so lets go down to the Great Hall," said Professor McGonagall. "Hagrid will take you down to Hogsmeade after lunch and you can start attending lessons tomorrow morning. I believe that the Gryffindors have Care of Magical Creatures, Transfiguration and Double Potions."
After dinner that day, Wes and Kylie accidentally went into the wrong dormitory. Rather than going into the 7th year's dormitory, they wandered into the 6th year's. Lying on the first bed by the door, was a diary. Kylie and Wes thought that it wouldn't hurt to pick it up and have a look.
"Ohhh....Listen "Harry has such beautiful green eyes, he is so nice to everyone. I really think that he is the guy for me. I mean, I have always liked him but since he saved me in my second year, oh my gosh, he makes my heart pound weird. That messy hair is so cute! That's all for now, Ginny,'" Wes read.
"Ah ha! They are like us. This girl sounds like you, Wes!" exclaimed Kylie. "You two should start a boy crazy fan-club. For the guys that don't like the girls who are madly in love with them. I could think of a few people to be involved. You could be president!"
"Yeah, and you could be co-president. Remember Tør Kleppa? You wrote his name on all of your stuff and your arms, too, until you got caught!"
"You swore you'd never tell!......."
"Only reminding you not to blab!"
"We had better go down for bed," said the blushing Kylie.
"Whatever."
The next morning, Kylie and Wes woke up feeling great. They had absolutely nothing to worry about and all they had to do was follow people around and not make too much noise. Unfortunately, they were very over- enthusiastic at breakfast and spilled the beans on Ginny.
"Ohhh.....Ginny really really really likes Harry," said Wes.
After lunch that day, Ginny Weasley motioned to Kylie and Wes to follow her. She took them a ways away from the Great Hall and said, "Look what I have. These are quills that you can suck on to get magic powers. The only teacher that lets people use them is Professor Snape. If you suck on them in his class, he'll really, really like you."
"Okay," said Kylie. "Do they write at all or do you just eat them...what the heck!!!!!! Hand 'em over!!!!!"
"Yeah!" shouted Wes.
Little did they know, Ginny had bewitched the Sugar Quills to make them extra, extra strong. As they were following the other students down to the dungeons for potions class, Kylie and Wes got out the quills and decided to try them.
As they were walking, they started talking about the guys at this school. Kylie didn't go to any great lengths to deny her feeling for Oliver. Wes, on the other hand, was thrilled about meeting Draco and took the opportunity to tease Kylie about that.
"You like Ollie! Kylie and Ollie sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G!" taunted Wes.
"So," said Kylie, turning very, very red in the face. "YOU LIKE THAT DRACO GUY!!!!!!!!! You love him!"
"And your point?" asked Wes. "He loves me, too. That is if pushing you and fighting with you is considered love but whatever."
"Hey, look, here he is!" said Kylie. "Oh my gosh he looks soooooo funny. Purple really doesn't look good on him does it?"
"It only makes him look better," said a giggling Wes.
"He's gonna kill you. You better duck. I think he's gonna throw something at you."
"Why would he do that?"
"I dunno, you gave him a purple splotch on his hair.........here he comes."
"Hey, 'E' twins," sneered Draco. "There is a person that you should meet. His name is Dimitri and he is a very, very good friend of mine. You should go talk to him. He lives under a big rock by the statue of the confused guy that couldn't do anything right even put his gloves on the right hands. Just like you Muggles!"
Smack!
"Ow!"
"Take it back you, you, you sleeky-haired mousy monster!" shouted Kylie.
"Never!" said Draco.
Slap! Boom! Pow!!!!!
For the second time recently, Draco Malfoy had been beaten up by a girl....a Muggle girl. His dignity completely shattered, he stalked away to his desk.
"Wow, Kylie, way to go!" said Wes. "You hurt the amazingly hot idiot."
"Today we will be making a potion to turn cotton into silver nuggets. After I finish writing the ingredients on the board, you may attempt the mixture," Snape said.
"These aren't making me feel any different," said Wes.
"Maybe it takes a while for them to kick in," said Kylie.
All of a sudden, a very odd expression crossed their faces as Professor Snape wrote the assignment on the board.
"I WANT SUGAR!!!!!!!!" screamed Kylie, all of a sudden.
This caused everyone in the class to jump and Snape to spin around.
"I WANT GUMMIE BEARS!!!!!" shrieked Wes.
By now, Snape was over at their table looking furious.
Wes had begun to walk towards Snape, moving very oddly at the same moment that Kylie, quill still in her mouth, grabbed a piece of cotton and hopped around the room.
"I am Wesitron 5000," said Wes in a monotone.
"And one!" said Kylie. "Hey look, I'm a bunny!!!!! Aren't I cute???" Kylie hopped around the room three times shouting and giggling and acting like a rabbit.
Then, in a flash, Kylie changed.
She began running around the room, still with the quill in her mouth, shrieking, "Jeg drikker kommer fro Polen! Jeg forst?r ikke!!! Mit naven er Kylie!" (I don't come from Poland! I don't understand! My name is Kylie!)
"What???" said the class as one.
"Alt annet er t?v. Hva heter de?" she continued to say. (All's well that ends well. What is that?)
Wes had wormed her way out of Snape's grasp and had sat in Draco's lap.
"Get off me, MUGGLE!" he shouted.
"I don't wanna. You really need to do something about your forehead. Its really big." Wes told him.
With that, she whipped out her pink highlighter and drew hearts on Draco's forehead and also the phrase, "I love this man!" Draco pushed her off and ran to the sink. To his surprise, the highlighter was not only pink, but also permanent. Draco lunged at Wes and tried to beat her up, Muggle style.
Wes fortunately had grown up with brothers and was very good at fighting. There was a gigantic dust ball and a few seconds later, Draco Malfoy flew out of the dust ball and landed hard on his bum.
Before anyone had noticed, Kylie had left the dungeon, still screaming, and was running to Oliver's office. It was fortunate that she had gotten there quickly, before Snape had noticed because when he did, smoke actually came out of his ears! As she ran out of the room, she made a split second decision to go to Oliver's office, he wouldn't kill her but the other teachers were likely to.
Kylie burst into Oliver's office and said or shouted, "Hjelpen mai, v?r sa snill. Hva er dette? Vil han kj?pe et nytt hus? Immen jeg reiser, m? jeg skrive stilen ferdig!" (Help me, please. What is that? Will he buy the house? Before I leave I have to finish writing my essay.)
Oliver, who fortunately spoke Norwegian, said, "Ikke snakk s? h?yt! Du m? komme hit. Tar med tjue, var s? vennlig. Forst?r De meg?" (Don't speak so loudly! Come here. Count to twenty, please. Do you understand me?)
"En, to, tre, fire, fem, seks, ajo, ?tte, ni, ti, elve, tolve, tretten, fjorten, femten, seksten, sytten, atten, nitten, tjue," said Kylie, more calmly. (One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen, fourteen, fifteen, sixteen, seventeen, eighteen, nineteen, twenty.)
"Radioen er min. Nei, han ikke kj?pe et nytte hus. Hva ferdig? Snakk engelsk, var s? vennlig," said Oliver, soothingly. (The radio is mine. No, he is not going to buy the house. What essay? Speak english, please.)
"Takk for hjelpen. Omforlatelse. Tillig meg. Oh. engelsk. Thanks." said Kylie. (Thanks for helping. Sorry, forgive me. Oh, english.)
"Are you okay?" asked Oliver.
"I guess. What was that? The girl gave us those extra smart quills and Wes and I started acting really weird. Why?" asked Kylie.
Just then, Professor Snape came bursting into the room with a terrified Wes behind him. Oliver jumped in front of Kylie to shield her from Snape, who was still steaming.
"Severus, don't get mad. The girls were tricked. It wasn't their fault."
Kylie was trembling from head to foot behind Oliver.
"How did you understand what she was saying? How did you know?" asked Snape, as he grabbed Oliver and shook him.
"I speak Norwegian, not as well as Kylie, but well enough to calm her down and get her to speak English," Oliver explained.
"Well...fine," Snape said and he stormed from the room.
"Kylie and Wes, wait a moment," said Oliver. "I need to know who gave you the quills. They could have really hurt you and it was a cruel prank."
Kylie and Wes looked at each other and then said, "Ginny."
"Very well. I will go see Professor Dumbledore. You should stay here to calm down," Oliver said.
Wes and Kylie were alone in the room. They still were feeling the effects of the Sugar Quills and were literally shaking.
"What were those things?" asked Wes.
"I dunno. What did you do?" Kylie said. "I think I went crazy. If we were home, they'd put us in a home!"
All of a sudden, a fire roared up in the fireplace and Oliver and Dumbledore entered the room.
"Wow! How'd you do that?" asked Kylie and Wes together.
"It's too complicated. Don't think about it," Oliver said.
"Oh.......so whats up?" Kylie asked.
"We have to talk to you about what happened," said Dumbledore.
"Uh oh," Wes and Kylie said together. "This isn't good."
"All we have to say, is that you must be careful here. Most of these students have rarely interacted with Muggles and like playing tricks on you. The majority of the school knows not to take things from the Weasley lot. They are real practical jokers but things like that affect you differently," said Dumbledore.
"Why did it make Kylie go berserk?" asked Wes.
"Well, Kylie is undoubtedly Norwegian, judging from what Oliver said she was shouting. What essay do you need to finish and who is buying the house, Kylie?"
"Hey, how did you know what I said? And I don't know why I said it, I just did," Kylie said angrily.
"Oliver used my Pensive insert blank stares from Kylie and Wes here and then translated for me," Dumbledore explained.
"Oh.....but......but.....whatever."
All of a sudden, Wes piped in, "Am I in trouble, too?"
"Neither of you is in trouble. Although, I'd stay away from Professor Snape for a while. You won't have a lesson with him next week, you will be going to the Ministry of Magic with me. Then maybe we could figure something out for you. Before then, however, we will have to get you dressed properly," Dumbledore said.
"What do you mean properly? Not dresses and tights and corsets and heels, right?" asked Kylie. "I really really really really hate that stuff. I could wear boy's clothes!"
"You could get a sex change!" screamed Wes.
"Gross," said Kylie. "Eww....."
"Nope. Is that possible?" said Oliver. "Proper for us, Hogwarts outfits and robes."
"We'll have to have Madam Malkin come to get you set since the train is broken," said Dumbledore.
"Yippee! Uniforms!" said Wes, sarcastically.
"Joy." Kylie agreed.
"You also don't need to worry about going to the Ministry of Magic. They will do a test or two to see if you have any powers at all. One thing we could try is flying lessons, they aren't that hard. I think that it might be good for you," said Dumbledore.
"Let's start tonight!" shouted Oliver enthusiastically.
"Okay!" shrieked Kylie.
"Flying??? What????? Airplanes????? I am so lost! Je suis perdu!!!!" said Wes. insert blank looks from all present, minus Kylie who rolls her eyes
"Look, Oliver is gonna teach us how to fly. WE ARE GOING TO HAVE FUN!!!!!!" said Kylie.
"Eh.....sure," said Wes. "But I'd much rather learn from Draco, even though he'd probably try to kill me.....again."
"Okay then, that's settled, you can go to the Great Hall for dinner, avoid Snape, and have your lesson at seven tonight. Oliver, can you take them from the Gryffindor common room to the Quidditch pitch?" asked Dumbledore.
"Yup. Wait outside the picture for me and I'll fetch you," said Oliver.
Wes and Kylie left the office and started down to the Great Hall.
Kylie realized that she had forgotten to ask what they would be flying. That was a wee bit of an issue. So while Wes went ahead, she hurried back to Oliver's office to ask that very question.
"Oh, brooms. You don't have to use one of the school ones, you can use mine. It will hold the two of us, my broom. She's never let me down yet," Oliver explained.
When Kylie found Wes, Wes was with a really really pale dark haired kid.
"Wes, who is that?" asked Kylie.
"This is Dimitri. I found him under that weird statue."
"But wasn't that just a thing Draco told you to get you away from him?"
"Apparently not. Anyway, Dimitri does live under the statue. He's got a little cave thing and everything!"
Kylie turned to Dimitri. "Why are you so pale?"
"I don't like the sun."
Kylie raised an eyebrow at Wes, who ignored it.
"Yeah! Good thing it's so cloudy and dreary today so it's almost like night!" exclaimed Wes happily. "Do you know where Draco is? I wanted Dimitri to meet him!"
"He hasn't ever even met him yet?!" Kylie nearly shouted.
"Erm. . .no. I guess not. I don't know how Draco even knows about him!" said Wes.
"I'm surprised he knows. No one does," said Dimitri mysteriously.
"Except us!" exclaimed a happy Wes. She turned to Dimitri and said, "Go run off for a few minutes, I want to talk to Kylie."
Dimitri ran off obediently.
"What?" asked Kylie.
"I have a plan," said Wes.
"For what?"
"For me!"
"Not for WHO!!! For WHAT REASON!?"
"Oh, yeah. To get Draco to love me."
Kylie stared at Wes wide-eyed. "And what plan would this be?"
"It involves Dimitri," Wes said proudly.
"What's going to happen?"
"I'll hang out with Dimitri all the time and then Draco will get really jealous and angry because he got me to meet Dimitri!" exclaimed Wes.
Kylie looked doubtful. "Yes, that'll work, I'm sure."
Two minutes later, they ran into Professor Snape who was running into the hall right at them.
"OHHHH......now what?" asked Kylie.
"How dare you attack a student! You are lucky that you are still alive, much less warm and fed. I should curse you into a million pieces," roared Snape, wand outstretched.
"What's he talking about?" whispered Wes to Kylie.
"I think this morning when I attacked Draco."
Snape was lunging at the girls by now. Wes took the advantage of being in front of Snape and grabbed his wand. Snape actually climbed on top of a side table in the hallway to get it from her.
"Kylie, catch!"
"Wes, heads up!"
"Poor little Snape-ikins lost his wand!"
"Poor ikle little Snape-ee-poo!"
Snape managed to get his wand back as the rest of the school came in for dinner.
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