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Chapter Nine: Seamus' Brilliant Idea

Wes was aimlessly walking down the hallways the next day thinking to herself. She passed many people who all threw a "hey" at her (she and Kylie had become quite popular around the school), except for Seamus, who started crying the moment he saw her and ran off in the opposite direction. Wes thought it served him right that he no longer had his parts connected to him. Good thing Draco had shown up in time to save Wes the other day or she could have gotten impregnated with Seamus' babies!! The only babies Wes wanted to have would belong to Draco.

"Oof," Wes suddenly said. She was so preoccupied with her thoughts that she hadn't noticed the wall in front of her. Upon closer inspection, Wes realized this was the wall that was really the entrance to the Slytherin common room. She could go and visit Draco! He had locked himself in his room, refusing to come out because he was so scared of his dad. Maybe Wes could talk him in to coming on a walk with her. Now, what was that password??

Wes thought a moment then burst out, "Muggles should die!"

The wall slowly slid open in front of her, and she slipped inside the common room. No one was around, thankfully, or Wes might have gotten beat up since she was a Muggle and after all, the password said she should die. Wes skipped quietly up to Draco's private room and knocked on the door.

"Go away, Crabbe and Goyle," whimpered Draco pathetically.

"But I'm not those two ogres!" Wes replied indignantly.

The door opened and Draco stuck his head out. "Wes!" he cried. "How did you get in here? And of course you're not an ogre!"

"I let myself in," Wes told him, pushing past him into his room.

Draco closed the door behind her and locked it magically. Before he could put his wand away, Wes said, "Hey, let me see that!"

Draco handed it to her, puzzled.

Wes examined it carefully. "Since I'm related to the Weasley's and they're all magical, d'you suppose I could have some magical powers?" she mused aloud.

"It's a possibility," Draco shrugged.

"Well, teach me an easy spell!" Wes demanded.

"All right. Say Lumos."

Wes held the wand in front of her and said, "Lumos!" Nothing happened for half a second, then the tip of the wand lit up. Wes looked to Draco, eyes wide.

"Oh my god," Draco said. "Let's try another one. Point to that sock on the floor there, swish and flick the wand and say Wingardium Leviosa!"

Wes swished and flicked and said the spell but nothing happened.

"You're not swishing and flicking right," Draco told her. "Here, like this." He put his hand on hers and made the swish and flick motion. "See? Swish and flick. You try now."

Wes pointed the wand at the sock, concentrated real hard, swished, flicked, and said, "Wingardium Leviosa!"

The sock quivered on the ground for a few seconds before it rose up a few inches. "I'm doing it, Draco! Look!"

"I think you're magical, Wes!"

Wes turned to him, forgetting about the sock, which fluttered back to the ground. "Does this mean I'm not a Muggle??"

Draco nodded.

"Then we're safe!! Your dad doesn't want you with me because I'm a Muggle! But now that I'm magical we can be together!"

Draco smiled at her bittersweetly. He didn't have the heart to tell her it didn't matter that she was magical. She wasn't a pureblood, only a halfblood. Lucius would only let Draco be with a pureblood, so no matter what, Draco could never be with Wes.

"Come on, let's make out!" Wes said gleefully.

Forty-five minutes later found the two straightening themselves out for lunch. Wes was trying to put her shirt back on the right way, while Draco was trying to smooth out his hair. He looked up at her a bit shyly. She was shaking her shirt in frustration. He had never gone THIS far with a girl before. Sure, he hasn't done it yet, so it's not like it was really that far, but making out and taking clothes off and feeling things. . . well this was a whole new experience for Draco. He fumbled with it at first, and Wes had been surprised. After all the stories she'd heard about Draco, and the smooth way he acted had made her believe he'd gone THAT far before. But now it seems Wes was in the same boat as her boyfriend for once (Wes had a tendency to date the 'rebel' guys, who had all had sex millions of times before, and expected Wes to do the same as their previous girlfriends, but Wes wasn't stupid. She didn't want to risk getting impregnated at such a young age!). Anyway, the point of this paragraph was to show how embarrassed Draco was about Wes' current stage of dress (which was half naked) and not about Wes' sex life.

So, although Draco was very embarrassed right now, he couldn't help laughing at Wes, who couldn't seem to get her shirt right side out.

"Something funny?" Wes glared at him.

"It's just a shirt Wes!" Draco laughed.

"Then you fix it, Mr. I'm So Much Better Than The Poor Magical And Super Sexy Wes," she responded.

Draco took the shirt from her and silently righted it in about two seconds. As he held it back out to her, Wes screamed in agony.

"Take the shirt, Wes," Draco said, almost desperately, not looking at her (she was still half naked).

"Why?" Wes asked curiously.

"Just take it!"

"I don't think I want to," Wes said, cockily.

Draco burned scarlet. "Weeeeeeeees!" he said.

"Draaaaaaaaaaaaaaco!" Wes mocked.

"All right, fine, if you want to walk around half naked, then that's your decision," Draco said, as he walked purposefully to the door. "Just don't expect me to walk with you."

Draco quickly left the room and slammed the door.

Wes stared after him calmly. She silently counted down from four. . . three. . . two. . . one. . .

Draco ran back in the room and over to Wes. "I'm sorry, Wessie!" he cried. "I could never leave you!" He suddenly grabbed her and hugged her, and rested his head on her shoulder.

Wes didn't bother to move him. She wanted to see just how much he would freak out when he opened his eyes.

When he did five seconds later, he immediately jumped about 5 feet from her.

Wes rolled her eyes. "They're just boobs, Draco."

Draco looked at her.

"You've touched them before," Wes continued.

"Yes. . . well. . . I wasn't looking at them then, was I?" Draco replied, heatedly.

Wes giggled. "Oh, Draco. Who knew you could be so innocent?" She quickly pulled her shirt on, then grabbed Draco's hand and led him from the room.

They made it to the Great Hall about fifteen minutes later. Before they parted to go to their separate tables, Wes patted down a piece of his hair that was still sticking up from earlier, put the tag of his shirt down, and kissed him thoroughly on the lips.

Those around instantly become dead quite and stared at Wes and Draco in amazement. No one knew about them yet, so this was quite a surprise for everybody.

Wes finally pulled away from Draco. She grinned at him foxily, then casually walked to the Gryffindor table. Draco stared after her and groaned. He needed to stop being so innocent!!

Kylie stared at Wes in shock as she sat down next to her. "What the bloody hell was that?!" Kylie shrieked.

Wes shrugged.

"Since when are you and Malfoy snogging?!" Ginny yelled, across from Wes.

"Since yesterday," Wes replied.

"What?!" cried Kylie.

"How?!" blurted Ginny.

"WHY?!" Ron bellowed.

Wes chose to answer Ron's shriek of a question first. "Because I love him," she said, simply.

Ron shuddered and looked repulsed. "Sorry I asked," he muttered.

"And as for how," Wes continued, "well let's just say that me giving myself to Draco as his present worked pretty well."

"You didn't. . . you know. . ." said Kylie, worriedly.

"No," Wes replied.

"Did you at least see him?" Ginny asked, now fully interested in exactly how far Wes and Draco had gotten.

"Almost," Wes grinned, pleased to have someone to gush excitedly with.

"Did he see you?"

"Almost!" Wes said. "I got to touch though! And so did he!"

"EW!" Ron yelled. "Please, I'm trying to eat!!"

"ME TOO!" Kylie screamed.

Ginny and Wes rolled their eyes. "Fine, we'll go somewhere else and talk," Ginny said. So Ginny and Wes left the table. Wes shot a wink and waved at Draco on her way out (who was now seated at the Slytherin table, ignoring the evil eye Pansy was giving him).

Suddenly, Oliver came out of nowhere and sat down next to Kylie. "Hey," he said to her.

Kylie jumped. She hadn't noticed him. "Hi!" she said.

"How are you?"

"Um, yeah, good," she replied.

"That's good," Oliver said.

Kylie looked at him.

"That's all," Oliver said. He stood up.

"Wait!" Kylie yelled.

"Yes?" Oliver said, pausing.

"Um, sorry, but what exactly was the point of that?"

"What do you mean?"

"Why did you come and say hi and then leave?"

"Ok, next time I won't come at all! Excuse me for wanting to say a quick hello to you," Oliver said, seriously.

Kylie gaped. "I didn't mean it like THAT!"

Oliver suddenly laughed. "I was JOKING, Kylie! Get a grip, seriously."

"That was a mean joke!" Kylie yelled.

Oliver became serious again. "I'm sorry, Kylie. Don't be mad at me." He paused. "Listen, I really need to talk to you. . . in private. Come to my office after lunch."

"Okay," Kylie replied, wondering what this was about.

Oliver smiled. "Great. Have a good meal." With that, he walked off towards the staff table.

Kylie turned back to her food.

"That was odd," Ron commented.

"You know what's odd," Kylie replied. "Harry and Hermione aren't here, and you're hanging out with me."

Ron thought about that. "That is odd. . ." he said. "Where are Harry and Hermione?"

Kylie shrugged, then took a big bite of her chicken.

Kylie made her way to Oliver's office after lunch warily. What did he want to talk to her about? Should she feel this nervous? She knocked on the door and entered his office.

Oliver was sitting at his desk. He stood up as she entered and crossed over to her. He shut the door with a snap, then turned to her.

"Kylie," he said softly, yet urgently. "I can't wait any longer. You'll be 18 in a month and that's close enough for me. I'm through with setting an example. If Wes and Malfoy can make a minor and an adult relationship work, then so can we!"

With that, he grabbed Kylie by the shoulders and kissed her passionately.

"Wow," she said when they pulled apart. "So, are you. . . my boyfriend now?"

"Sure," Oliver said.

Kylie grinned. "Okay!" she said happily.

Seamus had had a brilliant idea over lunch. As soon as he had finished eating (there was no way he'd ever give up a meal), he rushed over to the hospital wing.

"Madam Pomfrey, Madam Pomfrey!" he bellowed as he rushed through the door. "Sometimes my manhood is a bone!! If I could get a boner, could you reattach it to me??!"

Madam Pomfrey blushed furiously, as did the first year she was tending to. "FINNIGAN!" she roared. "OUT OF HERE!"

Seamus, cowering at Madam Pomfrey's furiousness, quickly exited the room. He'd have to think of a different way to get himself together again.

Meanwhile, Draco was wandering through the corridors trying to avoid Pansy and at the same time find Wes. He wasn't having much luck with either quest.

He was about to turn into a different corridor when a person shrieked from behind him. "Draco, get back here!"

Draco glanced behind him to see Pansy running towards him. "Shit!" he yelled as he sprinted away. Two corridors later, he stumbled behind an oddly placed wall hanging and found himself 3 stories higher on the other side of the castle. "Whoa," he said, before he tripped over his own feet and landed heavily on the ground.

The noise drew the attention of Wes and Ginny, who were sitting further up the corridor, gossiping.

"Draco!" Wes gasped, blushing. She was a bit embarrassed to see Draco after she had just finished telling Ginny her sexual fantasies of him.

Draco picked himself up with a groan. Stone floors really hurt to fall on. He limped his way over to Ginny and Wes and eased himself to the floor.

Ginny was grinning madly from Wes to Draco and back. Wes shot her a glare. Draco rubbed the back of his head.

"Maybe I'll just leave you two alone," Ginny announced innocently before skipping off.

Wes looked towards Draco as he let out another moan. She blushed furiously as she thought about him moaning like that, only he was under her. . .

"You all right there, Wessie?" Draco asked, wincing as he sifted positions.

"Fine," Wes replied, her voice higher than usual.

Draco gave her an odd look. She pretended to inspect her nails to avoid eye contact with him. Draco realized what this must be about.

"Wes!" he said. "Were you talking about me with Ginny?"

Wes swallowed. She looked up at him for a split second, and completely lost any self control she had.

"Does it matter what I talked about? Let's just re-create it!" she cried wildly. She jumped into his arms and began to kiss him.

Draco, surprised, fell backwards. He moaned again as his head hit the stone floor.

Wes froze suddenly. Draco had moaned. . . and he was beneath her! Gah!!

Draco took this opportunity to push Wes off him and resume a sitting position.

Wes slowly recovered. When she did, she quickly stood up and ran down the hallway. Draco called after her, but she kept running.

Suddenly, as she was turning the corner, she ran smack into Pansy, who was still following Draco.

"Ow!" they yelled at the same time.

Pansy realized it was Wes. "You!" she yelled. "You stole Draco from me! You lying, manipulative little--"

"Pansy, don't!" Draco bellowed. "I love Wes! Not you! I've never even LIKED you!!"

Pansy blanched. "How can you love a muggle?!" she shrieked.

"I am NOT a muggle!" Wes yelled indignantly. With that, she reached into Pansy's pocket and grabbed her wand. She pointed it at her and yelled, "Petrificus totalus!"

Pansy's body froze, and she hit the ground hard.

Draco stood up and ran to Wes. "Where did you learn that?" he said incredulously.

"Ginny," Wes replied.

They stared down at Pansy as she glared up at them.

"She's gonna murder you after this," Draco said.

"That's where you come in as my big, strong boyfriend and save me," Wes said.

Draco grinned. "Hey, where were you running to?"

"Oh, that. I just got a little freaked out. But I'm okay now."

"Great. Let's go make out!"

Wes agreed, so they started making their way to the Slytherin common room hand in hand.

The next few weeks before school started again were fairly routine. Draco and Wes could usually be found in Draco's bedroom, in various stages of making out. While Kylie and Oliver seemed to spend a lot of time in his office. Kylie told everyone she was teaching him Norwegian, but a rumour started saying otherwise.

When the rest of the school returned from their holidays, they were quite surprised to see Draco had finally fallen for Wes, and that Oliver and Kylie were seen holding hands outside. It took awhile for all this new gossip to settle down. But the quiet didn't last long as Kylie's 18th birthday was in a few days and the rumours had started again. This time they were saying Oliver had an extra special present planned for Kylie, something the younger kids were never allowed to hear about.

One night in the common room, Wes, grinning after having just come back from a rendezvous with Draco (wink wink), sat next to Kylie on one of the couches.

"Yes?" Kylie asked Wes.

"Nothing," Wes grinned.

"Tell me!"

"I can't. I was sworn to secrecy."

"Fine. . . then give me hints!"

"Ok!"

"Do you know something?" Kylie asked.

Wes nodded.

"Is it about Draco?"

"Nope."

"Hermione?"

"Nope"

"Harry?"

Wes grin was getting bigger. "Nope."

Kylie frowned and thought for a while. Suddenly she had an idea. "Oliver?!" she gasped.

"Yep!" Wes cried.

"OMG! Tell me, tell me, tell me!!!"

"I already told you, I can't tell you," Wes said.

"Fine, I'll guess. Is it something about my birthday present?" Kylie asked.

Wes looked around the common room. Satisfied no one was watching them, she nodded.

Kylie grinned. "You know what he's got in store for me, don't you?"

"Yeah," Wes grinned. "Oh, you're gonna love it!!"

"Well, how did you find out? He told me he wasn't gonna tell anybody."

"Me and Draco were. . . well let's just say me and Draco happened to run into Oliver tonight," Wes began with a blush creeping up onto her face. Kylie was amused. Wes only blushed when something really sexual happened. "Anyway, to stop himself from looking like a complete idiot, Oliver had to tell us what he was doing. Then he swore us to secrecy," Wes finished, face fully red.

"And just what were you and Draco doing that caused you to run into Oliver?" Kylie asked innocently.

"NOTHING!" Wes shrieked so loudly that the whole common room shut up and looked in her direction.

"Fine, fine, don't tell me. But I'm sure I could guess," Kylie said, laughing.

Wes glared. Kylie started making kissing noises and moaning, "Oh Draco," while sounding astonishingly like Wes.

"That's it!" Wes cried. "I'm going for a walk!"

With that she stormed out of the common room, leaving Kylie laughing like a maniac on the couch.

Wes walked quickly. She didn't pay any attention to where she was going, and she didn't even care. She hated getting made fun of! And she had been so nice to Kylie, she had almost told her all about Oliver's surprise!! Some friend Kylie was!!

Wes paused, suddenly unsure of where she was at. She had never been in this corridor before, that was for sure. There was a lot of paintings of food on the walls though. The thought of food made Wes' stomach rumble. She had been so busy with Draco that they had completely missed dinner. She wondered where the kitchens were at.

Suddenly, a paining of a bowl of fruit a few feet down the hallway opened up and Draco walked out of it, his arms full of food. He froze upon seeing Wes.

"Draco!" she said. "Why do I always run into you whenever I need something?"

Draco swallowed the bite of chicken in his mouth. "I dunno," he said. "I was really hungry from having missed dinner, so I came to the kitchens to get food," he explained.

"That's where the kitchen is at?" Wes said in amazement. She'd never get used to everything being behind paintings.

"Yeah, you just tickle that pear and the door opens," Draco said. "Are you hungry? The house elves gave me enough food for 10 people. . ."

"There are ELVES in there?!"

"Yeah."

"Wow," Wes gasped.

"So. . .?"

"Oh, yeah, of course I'll take some food!" Wes said.

"Great, let's go up to my room and eat it then," Draco suggested.

"Sure."

So Draco and Wes made it up to his room, munching casually on bits of the food on the way. As they entered the Slytherin common room, a few evil eyes were thrown at Wes, but she had gotten used to it. Now she just waved cheerily back at them, to piss them off even more.

Wes opened the door to Draco's room for them, since his arms were still loaded down with food. He crossed to his desk and deposited his goodies as Wes entered. Draco dug out his wand and muttered a locking charm on the door. Now, no one could get in, and Wes wasn't going to get out.

Draco and Wes surveyed the food, then dug in. They ate their fill, finishing off most of the food. As she finished, Wes stretched, then sat down on Draco's bed. Draco joined her a minute later.

"I'm so full," he moaned, rubbing his belly.

Wes silently reached over and unbuttoned his pants.

Draco jumped in shock. "W-what're you doing?" he gasped.

"Giving your belly more room," Wes said, amazed he didn't know that trick.

"Oh. . . right. . ."

Wes giggled. Then she said, "I'm really full too. I shouldn't have eaten so much! And it's really hot in here! Why is your room so warm? Usually it's freezing!"

Draco watched in amazement as Wes stood up and pulled down her pants. She threw them across the room then sat back down. She noticed Draco's look and said, "What? I'm solving two problems at once!"

Draco opened his mouth to reply, but instead, he yawned. He looked at his watch. It was pretty early still. But that's what happened when he ate such big meals, he gets sleepy.

"Time for bed I think," Draco announced.

Draco thought Wes might pout and/or whine and ask to stay longer, but instead she simply said, "Ok."

"Ok?" Draco said.

"Yeah. There's nothing wrong with going to bed." Wes crawled off the bed. She pulled Draco up off it, then turned down the bed. After doing so, she crawled back in and over to the far side by the wall.

"You're going to sleep here?!" Draco said, voice oddly high-pitched.

"Why not?" Wes replied.

Draco had no answer to that. So he just pulled off his shirt and hopped in next to her. A second later he wriggled out of his pants, leaving himself just in his boxers. Wes, following his lead, also pulled off her shirt, leaving herself just in her underthings. Draco looked at her, then quickly looked away. This should be an interesting night.