Co-Written by Jss2141
It was just another Saturday night in Langley Falls and a certain family known as the Smiths were out, except Steve because the place they were going was not just a place he disliked for the fact it was a vegetarian restaurant, but they were going there because Hayley got a promotion in her job, which made his parents happy so they could stomach going where they didn't like it as to support her.
That annoyed him on a certain level, even Roger and Klaus were out doing something but if there was anything good about this was the fact that he had the house all to himself, if the guy was lucky they would take a while to return.
'Now, what to do while the fam is away?' Steve thought as he sat in the den, watching tv with a soda in hand.
He could mess around with his sister or dad's stuff, and see what they hide that the family is not meant to see, that would be some good blackmail once he wants them to do something for him. But before Steve could do anything devilish, there was a knock on the door.
"Huh?" Steve let out, looking to the door.
He wondered who could possibly be knocking at this hour, placing his soda on the side table before getting up to answer the door.
"Yes, who it is-"
Who was on the other side though surprised the geek, it was a woman with long orange hair who wore a set of daisy dukes and a light blue bikini top that showed her big pair of tits and a cross.
"Finally! I was g-getting tired of w-waiting"
"HUH? Kelly Wilk?"
"That's my name! Don't wear it out!" She shouted, throwing her hands in the air as a beer bottle was in her right hand. "Now, where's my girl at?!"
"Uhm...sorry, but mom is not here right now, she is out with the rest of the family and might take a while to return," Steve said, feeling unsure of how to deal with her.
"Awwwn what?! That sucks, without Franny things are so boring!"
"Yeah, sorry about that," Steve said before Kelly pushed past him and walked into the house. "HEY!"
"If she's not here, then I'll just wait for her to get back!" Kelly said, finishing her beer and smashing the bottle on the ground before heading into the kitchen.
"I mean...I guess?" Steve could not find a reason to make her leave, even though she was pretty and a friend of his mom, he heard she was way too wild for normal folk.
"Great! Now, where does Franny keep the wine?! I know she has some good stuff in here!" Kelly said as Steve shut the door before breaking something. "Whoops, sorry!"
"Oh my god." Steve let out as he rushed into the kitchen, seeing what she broke.
When going to check, Steve was glad that she had just broken one of Klaus's fishing bowls that he left there before going away with Roger for now.
"Geez, be more careful kelly, I thought you broke something of value"
"Really? Great! That's a relief!" Kelly shouted as she went back to looking for booze, finding some fine wine. "There it is!"
She took a bottle and used her teeth to open it, drinking the liquor already.
"That's mom's best wine! Oh man she is gonna be so mad, she drinks it on the weekends" Steve said, annoyed.
"Meh, kind of weak but still tasty if you ask me. Franny used to buy better booze, we even made our own"
"She made her own? Actually, that's not surprising." Steve said as he thought about it.
His mother was a bit of a closet alcoholic, so making her own booze wouldn't be that crazy. Hell, he's actually seen it as a strange green liquid inside of a jar with an XXX label.
"Yeah! We would then dance as our lives depended on it at random parties while people recorded us and put them on youtube, it was always such a rush!" She said as she started to wiggle her hips to a song only she could hear.
Unfortunately, the kitchen wasn't the best place as her rocking hips could knock over a few things if she shakes them too much.
"Look Kelly, maybe it's best if you calm down, for now, you had enough party for tonight has you not?" Steve said, trying to be reasonable.
"Hell no! A Kelly Wilk party doesn't stop until she's out like a light!" Kelly said as she continued to dance, breaking a few more things before she moved back into the den.
"Uuugh" Steve rubs his temples "How about I help you have fun but not here? Where do you break stuff up? Don't you have something else to do?"
Kelly took another sip of the wine before looking over at Steve, judging him and silently wondering how he could help her have fun.
'He's too young to drink with' She thought for a few moments, not because she was responsible, but mostly because he would not last two seconds as a drinker buddy but she started smiling "You know? There is one thing you might help me with"
"Really? What?" Steve asked her.
'If it stops her from breaking anything else, she can ask for anything' Steve thought.
"How about you going to your room? I just need to grab something in my purse, then we can play a game that won't involve breaking or drinking" She said with a wink.
"My room? Do you ever know where my room is?" Steve asked Kelly.
"Franny gave me a tour last time I was here. I'll be fine." Kelly said as she pushed Steve to the steps. "Now up you go!"
"Ok I'm going, no need to push me geez"
Not wanting to talk sense to a drunk woman of all things Steve just did as he was told and went upstairs to his room to prevent her from doing any more damage.
"That's a good boy," Kelly said as she took another sip and smirked. "A VERY good boy."
Kelly walked to where she dropped her purse and picked it up, digging through it for what she had with her. Just a few SPECIAL items for special moments.
'Let's see just how special your son really is Francine because I want this night to go a little longer' She said to herself, thinking about what she would do first.
Finding what she needed from her purse, Kelly opened one and took some pills from it before swallowing. Now, Kelly was ready as she put it back and carried the other thing upstairs with her to Steve's room.
*Meanwhile...*
"Geez, I wonder why mom used to hang out with her. She seems to be so chaotic, can't really imagine her calming down after the years but she is sure sexy looking"
Steve was sitting on his bed, waiting for Kelly to come in. He couldn't believe how she was dressing as someone her age, a bit chubby yet still taking care of herself. A rare and surprisingly sexy balance of body type.
'Must be all the booze'
He was quickly taken away from his thoughts when she arrived, instead of knocking on the door, she just kicked it open like a wild animal.
"Kelly Wilk has arrived!" Kelly shouted, holding the wine bottle in one hand and the other hand, hidden behind her back.
"What the hell! My door, what are you doing woman?" Steve asked, feeling quite annoyed.
"Kelly likes to make an entrance! When I reunited with your mom, I dressed as a nun before I ripped it off me." Kelly said as she stepped in and closed the door behind her.
"Well mom is not that wild anymore, she can't be partying it up every day" Steve said.
"Oh really? Then maybe I will make you my new party partner" She said, getting oddly close to him with a certain look on her face.
"What?" Steve asked in surprise, looking at her with wide eyes.
'A party partner? What the hell does she mean by that?!' Steve thought in surprise.
"You heard me. I think you would make a GREAT party partner with the right motivation." Kelly said before she sat next to Steve.
"Uhm...What kind of motivation?"
Kelly smirked at his question, a devilish look adorning her face "Oh! I'm so glad you asked" She said, rubbing his knee.
Steve let out a small noise as he shivered from the contact.
"Im going to fuck your brains out tonight" She simply said.
"What?!" Steve asked with wide eyes, wondering if she heard this woman right.
This drunk, sexual, middle-aged woman wanted to have sex with him? Right here and right now?!
'This cannot be real.' He thought.
"Let's see what you're made of!"
She said before jumping at him, straddling the geek on his bed before without a word, going in for a kiss as Kelly makes out with him aggressively.
"MMM?!" Steve let out in surprise, feeling her tongue already jammed into his mouth!
Kelly made sure to rock her hips back and forth on top of his crotch to make sure he would be erect and get ready to party.
"Mmmm." Kelly moaned before she pulled back and drank some wine before kissing Steve again, making him drink some of it as well.
'Come on, baby. Rock with me.' She thought as she wrapped her arms around his neck.
Steve tries to push her away with all his might, only making it enough to breathe again.
"Gah! Gosh your breath smells like alcohol you put on a car, are you insane?" He said with a blush and breathing heavily.
"Awww, what's the matter baby? Can't handle a real woman?" Kelly teased him.
"I can handle it just fine, you surprised me that's all. But what is this Kelly? You basically shoved your tongue down my throat"
"This is my wild style, baby. All men love it, but I guess you're not a man if you don't." Kelly said, pulling up and smirking.
'Let's see how he likes a blow to his pride.' Kelly thought.
"What?! I am a man! But what you did was just too much" Steve said angrily.
"Too much for a limp dick nerd? I bet you're the kind of guy who just throws away his chance for a good time every day because he sucks at it" Kelly said with a laugh.
"Lies! Stop making up bullcrap!" Steve shouted at her.
"Then prove me wrong," Kelly said to him.
"I fucking show you!" He said, standing up on his bed and removing his pants.
'Too easy' She thought.
Kelly watched with legs crossed as she finished the last of the wine and tossed the bottle into a nearby trash can. And she still has something special in her other hand for Steve. Something that will give him a little extra KICK.
"Here! Take a look" He said removing his undies "Im hard and ready"
"Ooh!" She takes a look at his dick "Not bad but could be better. Now, are you a dom or a sub?" Kelly said, getting excited.
The size of his cock was well within her standards, about 10 inches to a full foot, and Kelly would have a lot of fun with him once she gave him a "special" surprise.
"Dom or sub, like a top or a bottom?" Steve asked.
"Nooooooooo. Nothing like THOSE." Kelly said with a smirk.
"Then what are you t-"
Steve was shushed the moment she went at him again, but before kissing him, she put something in her mouth before going at it again, a heavy make-out session while grinding herself onto his boner.
'Time to slip him my little surprise.' Kelly thought before using her tongue to push the surprise into Steve's mouth.
Steve gagged before he managed to speak by pushing her "W-What did you just make me swallow?"
"Something to make the fun LAST," Kelly said with a smirk as she kissed his neck a bit, making Steve yelp.
"I-I dont get what you're saying" He started to shiver, feeling less anger and more pleasure, realizing just what she was doing.
"You get soon enough, now let's have a taste of this manhood," Kelly said, turning over and getting into the position, before skillfully removing her clothes.
Steve was left shocked at the sight of her exposed body, finding her even sexier in the nude as her wide hips sat in his face while her D-cup breasts clapped around his cock!
"Now do something useful with that mouth of yours and eat me out, nerd!" She laughed before using her boobs as a prison around his cock.
"HOOOOO!" Steve let out before she pushed her coochie into his mouth to shut him up.
"Let's see how long it takes for Franny's little boy to blast off" Kelly laughed before moving her boobs up and down his shaft, while her tongue hanged to lick the tip.
Steve jumped from this but couldn't get up, being forced to stay down and suffer sexual torture while getting a face full of pussy…..which he should be enjoying and stop resisting!
'Hmmm the taste of a young cock full of energy is the best, maybe this kid can be a good toy to play with' Kely thought, messing her lipstick over his penis.
As she continued to play with his tip, Steve let his tongue out and gave a small lick to the wild girl's pussy.
'Damn it! Might as well let it go and dive in' He thought.
Moving his arms towards her bottom, Steve clasped them against her ass and pulled her down to lick her folds DEEPER than before.
'Fuck! Her pussy tastes spicy!'
Maybe it was all the booze or maybe she ate something spicy, but the taste of her juices both burned and was irresistible!
"Does anyone know you have a dong this nice and rugged?" She asked him, tongue hanging out from her mouth while stroking his dick.
This surprised Steve a bit since no girl had ever complimented his dong before or even seen it before.
'She's that impressed? Well, alright!' Steve thought with some pride. She deserved a big and hard slap to those buns then!
*SLAP!*
"OOH!" Kelly let out, surprised, and turned out as she smiled. "Hahahaha, that felt GOOD!"
She would make sure to milk him for a fat nut soon enough to taste for herself how much he could blow.
Speaking of which, I went back at it and consumed the cock in one go!
'Let's see you nut!' She thought, squeezing his balls hard.
"MMMMM!" Steve screamed into her pussy, surprised, in pain, and in pleasure!
Before Kelly could try anything else, she felt the geeks dick twitching in her mouth, before the den was open and Steve came buckets inside her mouth.
"MMMM?!" Kelly let out, surprised by the amount but quickly guzzled all of it down like the champion drinker she is.
This was no different than liquor, just tangier and it didn't burn her throat in a good way.
'Shit! I feel like I burst a fat nut but she drank all of it? That's crazy, but she didn't come. I make sure to change that' He said, putting his effort into fingering her pussy and making sure to keep spanking her ass.
"Ooohn! Dang boy, you make me really horny with what you just shot, maybe it's time I start playing seriously with you" Kelly said, wiggling her hips.
'Seriously? This wasn't her being serious?!' Steve thought.
She quickly changes positions, getting face to face with Steve, as the little guy saw her face, the face of a lustful drunk middle-aged sexy woman that was gonna pounce on him.
"Are you a virgin?" She asked.
"Y-Yes?" He said, scared and aroused.
"Then say goodbye to your cherry"
Kelly grabbed his face again and pulled him into a kiss, making Steve moan in surprise before she impaled herself on his hard dong!
"FUCK YEAH!" She starts bouncing on his cock rapidly in her own way, while in cowgirl style making sure they both felt it.
'Oh shit!' Steve thought, feeling so much pleasure from his first time! 'Does this count since?! Oh, who cares?! It feels so GOOD!'
"Hmmm~Your cock feels just nice on my snatch big boy, are you feeling it? THIS! Is what a real pussy feels like" Kelly said, with a smirk.
"I-I-I know! Oh god! I don't think I can ever go back to masturbating!" Steve moaned out.
"A real woman can tell when a guy has the experience, when Im done with you any girl will sense that sexual energy and will come to you"
"Really?! Oh god!" Steve asked with a moan and a smile.
"Yeah!" Kelly said but this was mostly a lie, she just said this to get him more energy for her.
"I don't know why but even though I came so much the first time I'm so full of energy"
Kelly smiled at this, her little pill was always going into effect as Steve grabbed her hips and began moving faster than before.
"Dang! I feel like I'm far from tired" He said with a wide smile.
"Good! Because we have a LONG NIGHT ahead of us!" Kelly said with a wide grin.
"Oh yeah? Let's see how long an old lady like you drunk off her ass can go for!"
In a motion of strength, Steve managed to get on top of Kelly and began thrusting as fast as his hips could go! He even moved into her breasts and motorboats her as fast as he could to make her moan in shock.
"Today I am a man! So BETTER START ACTING LIKE ONE!" He said with a wide smile, breathing heavily.
"Oh yeah! Show me what you got, baby! Show Crazy Kelly what you got!" Kelly moaned, moving to hold her hands behind her head.
'This is crazy, I'm really taking charge in bed? Fuck im king of the world baby!' Steve thought before going at it some more.
He began licking her breasts and moving up to her right nipple for a little bit, making Kelly jolt and shiver.
"Oh yeah, that's right. Give my girls a little nibble!" Kelly moaned as she wrapped her legs around Steve.
'I need to make her cum because If I do it again I look like I can't do anything but cum first' "You bet I'm having more than a nibble"
Steve moved to bite as much of her titty as he could, wanting to leave his mark on her, LITERALLY!
"AHHHN! YES!" She then squirted all over the bed sheets.
This seemed to do it for Steve as it made his cock tingle in a good way before he slammed into her one last time and let the river flow into her hungry, hungry pussy!
"OOOooOOH! FUCK!" He bit his lower lip in ecstasy.
He continued cumming into her hungry pussy until he overflowed, collapsing onto her chest as he stopped his thrusts.
"AHHHHHH!" He grunted like a horn dog before stopping and resting on top of her boobs.
Kelly and Steve were left panting on the bed, covered in sweat and cum as the room reeked of their musk.
"Dang Kid, you packed a punch, I tell you that much. Feeling better now?" Kelly asked.
"Yeah…..I feel great." Steve said before realizing something, he was feeling TOO great.
Like all the energy that was supposed to be gone from this was suddenly back or never gone at all! Even his swinging dong was still hard!
"It appears that the pill is more useful than anticipated," She said.
"Huh?" Steve looked confused.
"That little thing I gave you while kissing you is gonna get your body wired up for this fun, all night long," Kelly said with a wink.
"All night?" Steve asked with a nervous but excited smile.
"All night. and trust me, you'll NEVER forget this night for as long as you live!" Kelly said before flipping Steve back on the bed and turning around on his lap.
"Oh shit!" Steve was not so sure about this.
"Stay like that baby, because I'm going to go down on you HARD! Amazon style hehe" She said, grabbing one of his legs.
'Amazon style?! Like that future show?!' Steve thought in shock and arousal.
"Let's see how much you can handle until morning big boy!"
Kelly turned herself sideways and grabbed his balls, making Steve moan in surprise before she forced his cock back inside her!
"Mmmm! Still good!" Kelly moaned.
"E-Easy there, I'm still sensitive from before" He moaned.
"No! I'm in charge and I'll be as rough as I want to be!" Kelly shouted at him.
"Oh shit!"
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*A few hours later*
The morning sun shines as the bed in Steve's room was a complete mess.
"OOh...god" Steve groaned while on the floor, slowly crawling towards the exit from his room "So...sore"
As you would guess, Steve and Kelly spent all night having the wildest, hardest, and sloppiest sex imaginable. In every position they went into, Kelly was on top and taking charge of Steve! Reverse cowgirl, amazon, reverse missionary, you name it. Any position in which a woman is on top or in charge, Kelly did it to Steve and practically rung him and his shoulder dry.
"W-Water," He said dryly.
"And where does my stallion think he is going?" Her voice rang.
Steve gasped in fear and turned his head, seeing Kelly was wide awake and sitting up on the bed. She stretched a bit to pop her joints as she rolled her neck as well.
"Damn, what a night. I haven't rocked the boat that hard in years, grrr. It felt so good." Kelly said as she smirked down at Steve. "And I don't think I'm ready for it to end just yet."
"W-What? You gotta be kidding me, we did it the whole freaking night!" Steve said, scared of this woman's libido.
"I know but I'm still ready to go another round or two," Kelly said with a smirk.
She then proceeds to drag him back by pulling his leg while the nerd screamed.
"Nooooo! I'm drained, please have mercy!"
"Don't worry, sweetie! It'll be over soon!" Kelly said, seeing the pill was still in effect on Steve just a tiny bit.
The orange-haired woman then dragged him back into the room before closing the door, the only sounds coming from it were her laughing, Steve moaning in pleasure/pain and the bed creaking. Never underestimate a middle-aged woman that is known for being wild.