Ok, I don't own any of these characters, though they need Vash action figures, or better yet, life sized ones, with working guns... better yet, just the gun.
ANYWAYS...
This is my attempt to summarize the entire Trigun storyline in one chapter (be impressed, most people don't even finish after 15 chapters)
"We gotta go find Vash the Stampede" said Meryl Strife, talking to Millie Thompson.
"Why?"
"..."
"Cause Vash destroyed the city of July, and has a $$60,000,000,000 reward on his head, and we work for an Insurance company, but the name of the company is hard to spell" said Meryl in a slightly annoyed voice
"oh, OK!" responded Millie in an overly cheerfull voice
"Look, its him!" shouted Meryl
BAM BAM BOOOM!!!! ZAP BOOM BAM POW BOOM BLAM BOOM...
A few minutes later...
"Wow, hes crying, but he managed to beat everyone up, without killing anyone!" said Meryl
"Now hes eating our donuts!" shouted Millie
"Heya there, im Vash!!!" said Vash
"your not Vash" said Meryl
More bad guys pop out of nowhere, Vash beats em up without killing em
"YOUR VASH!" said Meryl
"Told ya, got donuts? Said Vash
Vash, im Legato, Im a bad guy came a voice in Vash's head
What? Vash thought
Im LEGATO, L-E-G-A-T-O LEGATO, IM A BAD GUY!!! BYE came the voice again
"BE QUIET LEGATO" shouted Vash
"Who were you shouting to?" asked Meryl
"The voice in my head" responded Vash
"The... voice in your head?" asked Meryl
"Yea, hes called Legato" responded Vash
"that's nice!" said Meryl, keeping an eye on the fastest way to get away from Scitso Vash
"Uh oh, it's a REALLY bad guy, called Monev!!!"
BOOOM BAM BLAST BLAM BOOM MEOW POW RATA TATA TATA TATA BOOM BLAM KAPOW...
Monev lies on the ground, not dead but defeated
At an undisclosed location...
"ahh, a lot of expendable people!" said Legato, to the crowd that decided they wanted to kill him
"only kill half of them" spoke Legato, aparantly to no one
suddenly, in one second... all at once... a cat jumped down and killed the entire crowd
"HEY!!!" shouted a whole bunch of people that walked out of their hidden locations
"what happened!?" asked E. G. Mine, and Hopperd the Gauntlet, and Dominique the Cyclops, and all the other Gung Ho guns, except Cain the Longshot, who was too far away to say much at all.
Vash then proceded to dispatch (but not personally kill) each of the Gung Ho Guns in turn.
"ITS LEGATO!!!" shouted Vash
Legato then forces Vash to kill him, by threatening the lives of Millie and Meryl
Lots of flashbacks around this point, then
"Hiya! So Vash hows it going! Did the humans treat you well, dear brother" said Knives in a cool voice.
Vash looks back, in a cool, emotionless glare, then... "YEA, best thing in the world!" Vash said cheerfully, as he smiled and looked a little too goofy as he drew his gun.
BAM BAM BOOM BAM BOOOM BAM BOOM BLAAAAAAAAAAM!!! UNBLAAAAAAAM!!! BLAAAAAAAAM!!! UNBLAAAAAAAAM!!! ALMOST A DOUBLE BLAAAAAAAAM!!! BUT NOT!
The end, cause I do not have access to the last half of the last episode