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Date: 9/30/02 3:56:31 P.M Eastern Daylight Time
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what's your first name? ::mumbles:: Benjamin

middle name? Adam

last name? Ballat nicknames? Kid Blink and Blink...even the professors call me that now... Spell your name backwards] Knilb Dik...oh golly, that looks wrong.

[Where do you live?]: As has been said before me, in a mental institution with seven other patients.

[Describe yourself in 4 words]: Rustic, Delightful, Laid Back and FUN!! You know it's true...

[Who is your worst enemy?]: All those criminals I must expose! And diet Dr. Pepper. It's pure evil I tell you!!!!!

[If you could have any animal for a pet, what would it be?]: a bird. So it would sing to me and I could do pelvic thrusts all day long. WOOOT

[What is the latest you've ever stayed up]: I've stayed up til the next day studying for tests I had an hour later. And I passed them! I know, I am amazing.

[Ever been to Belgium?]: Isn't that a bank?

[What's your favourite coin?]: why don't we focus on you for now? What's YOUR favorite coin, why is this question so stupid.

DESCRIBE YOUR

[Wallet]: Black leather. It smells nice...

[Brush]: Purplish bluish with pointy teeth...that's what they're called, right? Teeth?

[Toothbrush]: Green

[Jewelery worn daily]: A rice necklace with the word "ezel" written on it (Dutchy got it for me, it means ass in Dutch) and a green, purple, red bracelet Mush braided for me. It's my favorite =D

[Pillow cover]: blue and white striped

[Blanket]: brown comforter with birds on it...it's really just so spiffy! [Coffee cup]: White with the words "We will rock you" inside it. GO QUEEN WOOO

[Sunglasses]: I already have problems seeing dumbass

[Underwear]: Why do you people ANSWER? =O Right now it's red briefs =D

[Shoes]: black sneakers from the Salvation Army.

[Handbag]: o.O O.o 0.o -.- no

[Favorite top]: it's red with the coca cola bear on it and it says "Only coca cola". I love the coca cola bear...

[Favorite pants]: Jeans. I'm not THAT insane

[Cologne/Perfume]: Just the fresh smell of soap, thanks

[CD in stereo right now]: QUEEN!!!!!!!! GOOD OLD FASHIONED LOVER BOY'S PLAYING WOOOOOOOOO

[Tattoos]: Celtic Cross on my upper arm...don't ask me why, I think I was drunk when I got it...

[Piercings]: I have my right ear pierced, but I don't usually put an earring in...

[Wearing]: a reddish shirt, brown pants and a hat.

[Hair]: Under the hat

[Makeup]: Nuh uh. NO.

WHAT/WHO (is/are)

[In my mouth]: no one =(

[In my head]: QUEEN AHHHHHHHH bump bump bump another one bites the dust

[Wishing]: for my good old fashioned lover boy...

[After this]: Shower with soap. Or attack Uranus, forcing the people to become my slaves until we have resurrected Freddy Mercury from his early grave! I haven't really decided yet...

[Talking to]: Dutchy kid-o is his name-o is sitting next to me and I'm iming Racetrack

[Eating:] a taco

[Do you like candles]: yes

[Do you like hot wax]: ::nods enthusiastically:: [Do you like incense]: ::sneezes:: YES!

[Do you like the taste of blood]: ...nO!

[Fetishes]: Biceps and abs and mushy boys. Do you like sex? Yes Person you wish you could be with right now]: Mush What/Who is next to you]: Dutchy I just said Jeeze

[What do you want done with your body when you die]: I want to feed the tigers!!!!

[Do you believe in love]: Yes

[Do you believe in soulmates]: Very much so

[Do you believe in love at first sight]: Not as much so

[What's something you wish you could understand better]: Shy people

[What's one thing you want to make happen for tomorrow]: I can think of something...

FRiEnDs!

do you talk about all your friends- I tell the monkeys what they're missing. They're so jealous it's not even funny.

Who are your enemies- I already told you Dr. Doctor Pepper.

Who do you absolutely hate- the pogo sticks

Who have you known the longest- dutchy

Who do you tell all your problems to- Specs, Mush and Dutchy

Who do you trust- Mush and Dutchy

Who do you tell all your secrects to- Mush and Dutchy

Who Makes you laugh- all those damn psychopaths

Who makes you cry- the man who lives under my bed

Who helps you when you are in trouble- Mush

Who has been there for you- Mush and Dutchy

Who gives you the best advice- Specs

Who cant you tell your secrects to- Not who I can't, but rather who I won't

Who back you up in a lie- All of them, grade A liars, the best in the business...cept for me of course, I'm going to be a lawyer.

Who do you hang out with the most-. Mush and Dutchy

Who do you barely hang out with- Snitch because the asshole's in PA. I'm so jealous of Skittery, he got to go see you!!!!

IS there a friend you wish you were closer to- Yes.

Have you ever betrayed a friend- Nah

Who can you tell the truth about anything to- Mush because nothing makes him mad

Who do you mostly fight with- skittery because he always needs the bathroom

Who do you always get along with- Mush because...well, whoever can't should be thrown in hell

---------Who is Da----------

Bravest- Jack

Smartest- Specs

Dumbest- Spot oops that slipped out =D

Nicest- Girls- no Boys- Mush

Sweetest- MUSH

Meanest- Spot but he's proud of that

Hottest- ::mumbles::

Cutest- ::turns red:: so have you heard the one about the nun who walks into a sex shop?

Ugliest- Sarah dear, go get a make over. Go on honey, go on now.

Most Hyper- Dutchy D: WEEEEEEEEEE

Craziest- Ducthy D: so then the banana said to the cow NO I AM THE ONE TRUE RING MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ::smacks Dutchy::

Shyest- Mush but its so CUTE

Most Outgoing- Racetrack

Most Immature- Les

Most Annoying- SARAH

Most UNderstanding- Mush hes a saint

Funniest- All of those mothers.

Shortest- Spot shorty =P

Tallest- Skittery I can't see your face anymore

If you died tomorrow, which one person would you leave everything you own to? ...I don't know?

If you had to go live in Borneo for the rest of your life, and you could take one person on this earth, who would you take? ::loosens his collar:: getting a bit warm in here?

Who is the one person that you could stand spending a straight 24 hours with and not get the slightest bit annoyed by them?

Mush

If you woke up one morning and noticed that your leg was missing, who would be the first person you would call?

The people from Uranus to tell them I know what they're planning to do...II KNOW THEIR FREAKING PLANS

Let's say your dad came in your room one day and told you that you had to get married in the next week, and you can pick the person, but you have to stay with them for the rest of your life, no getting out of it, who would you pick?

LOOK!! A DIVERSION!!!! D: ::looks:: Where? -_-

What if you woke up tomorrow and you were someone else completely, who would you be?

Aaron Lohr omg I love him so much

WHAT......

What would be the first thing you would do if you woke up one morning and you were the opposite sex? Gaze lovingly into my eyes in the mirror

If all of a sudden you had the ability to do one thing better than everyone else, have one amazing talent, what would it be?

Dancing! DOING PELVIC THRUSTS

If you could change one thing about yourself, what would you change (personality and looks)? Well I'd get my other eye back...but if I did that what would I be called?? HOW COULD I BE KID BLINK??? I would be Kid Eyes!! Or Man Eyes...hehe Man Eyes

What is your dream career?

LAWYER

What is the one thing you just have to do before you die? Pass the fucking barr exam damnit!

If you could be a member of any band that has ever exsisted, what band would that be?

EYC- Express Yourself Creatively. They were SUCH a good band and were a HUGE hit overseas but America never accepted them for the gods that they truly are!

What is the thing you care about most in your life? My friends. One in particular =X

WHICH ONE......

winter or summer? Summer

pop or punk? QUEEN

rock or rap? ROCK

23. New York or L.A.? New York weeee

24. milk chocolate or dark chocolate? Dark?

25. dogs or cats? CATS!!!!

26. Britney or Christina? NOOOOOO

27. Leno or Letterman? Letterman!

28. MTV or VH1? Neither! I have no time for frivolous TV IM GOING TO BE A LAWYER DAMNIT!

29. country or classical? no

30. day or night? Day because I'm alone at night, pining for my one true love to come and

SAVE ME SAVE ME OOOH SAVE ME I'M NAKED AND I'M FAR FROM HOME!!

::gets smacked by Dutchy::

31. lake or ocean? ocean

32. waffles or pancakes? II HAVE NO TIME FOR BREAKFAST I'M GOING T O BE A LAWYER DAMNIT...pancakes

33. soccer or football? neither

34. baseball or swimming? Swimming

35. chocolate or vanilla? Vanilla ice EEEEEW

36. sugar or spice? sugar because hes sweet

38. Eminem-please stand up or please shut up? Shut the hell up asshole. D: EZEL!!!!! YAY!

RANDOM.... (You mean this whole survey hasn't been random enough?)

39. If you could be in any movie as the lead role what movie would it be?

I WOULD BE FREDDY MERCURY IN THE QUEEN TRUE HOLLYWOOD STORY!! D: You have a one track mind, don't you pal?

YES I DO!!!!!!!

40. If you could design your perfect mate what would he/she look like and be like?

He would have tannish skin, dark curlyish brown hair, chocolate colored eyes...

41. If you won the lottery what would you do with your, let's say, 18 million dollars?

Buy my way into graduating law school, open a firm and PAY the people from Uranus to resurrect Freddy Mercury from the dead.

D: if you say that man's name one more time I'm sicing my French Lepracauns on you

::whispers to the viewers:: Duthcy doesn't realize that his French Lepracauns ARENT REAL SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh

42. What is the single most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to you?

This one time right I was just sitting there, minding my own business and my eye TOTALLY just POPPED OUT! Ok no not really but like I'd tell any of you...

D: ::mimicking me:: Like this one time right I was totally filling out this survey and made a total ASS of myself!!!!

I'm not getting Dutchy a Christmas present this year...

HAVE YOU EVER.....

43. fallen in front of someone you thought to be quite good looking? Fell down two flights of stairs once...

D: Hey I remember that!

44. run into a wall? Yes

45. sleep walked? Nope, Skittery takes care of that

46. gone skinny-dipping? I would like to...

47. kissed someone of the same sex? yeah

48. snuck out of the house at night? yeah

49. gotten in a car wreck where you are the driver? I don't drive, I dance through the streets of New York, singing meaningful, Disney type songs. Hey, it could happen.

50. laughed so hard that what you were drinking spewed out your nose? Yeah I mean have you listened to Dutchy?

51. started laughing really hard so you just spit out what you had in your mouth cause you couldn't swallow? It was either that or choke and I'm not a big fan of dying...

52. swallow a bug? I used to stick my finger in antholes and lick them off.

53. actually kept a new year's resolution? Nope, I still haven't gotten those Llamas yet.

:Relationships:

Are you going out with anyone?: no.

If so who? I'm waiting.

How long: n/A

Do you have a crush: maybe

If so, who: he should know by now.

How long have you liked them: two years kid

Who was your first boyfriend/girlfriend: Mary Steward. But then she turned into a lesbian. And I became gay WOW the way the world works

Who was your first kiss: Robin Lithil

Have you ever been dumped: Yeah by Snoddy and Dutchy GAH YOU SUCK DUTCHY

D: I know. =D

That's sick...

Have you ever dumped: only the girls

Do you want to get married: maybe

If everyone was single and everyone eligible who would you go out with?: Well I know... What will you name your kids?: I want to name one Adam and another Dominic, after their fathers ;) ;)

What time is it? 9:03 PM

Why did you waste your life on this survey? Because...I have my reasons...

A.N: GAHHHHH sorry that took so long to get up, I have the flu but've still been going to school AND been writing another fanfic AND I'm Tirisias in Oedipus Rex AND going on three hours sleep so if this isn't my best work, don't sue me.

Go read "Spot, is that You?" by Liams Kitten, it's the best.

I wanted to say something here but really can't remember...

OH YEAH

::does a crazy dance with all her muses singing random songs of joy in the background::

FORTY REVIEWS!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! Thank you everybody who has been reading and reviewing. I really never thought this story would ever become this popular and really want to thank you all as stupid as I sound. So thank you a million times!

Mush!Muse: ::throws flowers onto the reviewers::

Dutchy!Muse: ::does cartwheels across the floor, landing into Specs who falls into Jack causing a chain reaction of falling newsies::

Ehh what can you do... Shout outs!

Shot Hunter: I'm glad you liked the slash =) one of my favorite pairings too. Now you sleep and rest honey.

Liams Kitten: pfffft you again?! Lol HII Ducholala I love thee! Haha and Bob says hello to you. He really does. At least I don't WHIP my muses into obeying! And neither do you I know I know...Dutchy, sweetie I don't care what fictional character you think you are, don't interrupt the review with random SAYINGS wait then she'll never review...so nevermind...and Racetrack, go get a dictionary.

Mush!Muse: ::comes skipping along and hands Alanna a flower and goes skipping back to make out with Kid Blink::

Hehe

Thanks for the review angel!

Nakaia Aidan-Sun: YOU SHOULD'VE NEVER BEEN FLAMED...I know, I'm still on that don't mind me. So anyway kid ,thank you soooo much for your review, it was so sweet!! And yes, I believe Snitch did read Skittery's e-mail which is what made him so happy to see him.

Skittery!Muse: ::beams at being called the greatest and hugs Nakaia Aidan- Sun:: YAY YOU THINK IM COOL!

Snitch!Muse: Hey, I think you're great to!!

Skittery!Muse: You're just saying that so I'll snog with you.

Snitch!Muse: ...yeah...

o.O don't mind them...

Obsessed wit' Aaron Lohr: ...you have a sister? She reviews? Who's your sister?? But awww you shed a tear!! ::cries with happiness:: I'm so glad you liked it, it makes me happy when the people who read my story are happy. Yeah sounds lame but it's true. And dude, the weirder the review, the more fun I have reading them so =D lol

Mush!Muse: ::hops on over and gives a flower::

SpotLover421: AHH so much praise!! Lol thank you thank you thank YOU!!! You're great!!!

Spot!Muse: ::grumbles all the way over to Braids but gives her a flower:: Here. Cause you love me. Yay. ::grumbles all the way back muttering revenge for Alarice::

Dudes, my Spot!Muse doesn't like me much...

Copper: Yeah, it's great how things work out isn't it? Haha

Shakes1: AHHH you like it!!! Lmao your review made me laugh so much it was great. Don't worry, I'm going to make SURE Dutchy gets his turn since I love him much ::hugs Dutchy!Muse til he turns purple:: oops, gotta stop doing that...anyway, I hope you keep rading!!! You rock! And yes penguins are the worlds best friend.

Shadowlands: AHHH you're going to kill me! I'm glad.

Spot!Muse: We'll keep in touch.

::smack spot::

Thank you for your review, it was very much appreciated.

Inquisitive: You are wonderful lol, you love my story yay. Haha, thanks for the review kid, I hope you liked this chapter =D