Subj: re:Fill out and send backkk
Date: 9/30/02 3:56:31 P.M Eastern Daylight Time
From: LendMeYourLass0@aol.com
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what's your first name? Francis but if any of you assholes call me that I'll STRANGLE YOU
middle name? Jack so CALL ME JACK
last name? Kelly-Sullivan...but I preFER just KELLY
nicknames? Cowboy and I guess Jack...
[Spell your name backwards] Yllek Yobwoc Kcaj...Look, I'm a mix between Russian and Jewish! I'm related to Skittery and Mush!! GUYS!!!!!!!!
[Where do you live?]: In a bachelor pad where I entertain people of both sexs...;)
[Describe yourself in 4 words]: well apparently I'm Brave...and I guess Opinionated...and Self Righteous...and uh...SEXY!!!!!
[Who is your worst enemy?]: Those people I sleep with and don't call the next day...guys, I'm getting better at that!!!!!
[If you could have any animal for a pet, what would it be?]: A bunny! I mean...er...a lion, a big ferocious lion! Yeah...
[What is the latest you've ever stayed up]: Hehehehehe...
[Ever been to Belgium?]: pffft no
[What's your favourite coin?]: NICKLES! Nobody said nickels yet...
DESCRIBE YOUR
[Wallet]: denim with twenty dollars and fifteen cents in it...and a condom, hey, you never know!
[Brush]: I don't brush my hair. It just stays like that naturally...
[Toothbrush]: Green. Says "I've Brushed My Teeth!" on it. Ex-gf gave it to me...coughcoughsarahewcoughcough
[Jewelery worn daily]: my PIMP CHAINS jk jk...only one pimp chain...a stud in my left ear, my right cartlidge and both my eyebrows.
[Pillow cover]: black...sometimes red...you know, I do change my pillowcase guys...
[Blanket]: brown...sometimes silk sheets, depends on the person ha...ha...ha... [Coffee cup]: A mug Swifty bought me when we were going out...it says Lend me your Lasso on it...
[Sunglasses]: black frames, black shades.
[Underwear]: briefs. I don't need to reproduce!
[Shoes]: leather cowboy boots.
[Handbag]: nope
[Favorite top]: a red shirt that makes my biceps look like boulders baby!
[Favorite pants]: jeans. I bet you thought I was going to say leather, weren't you? HAHHAHAHA no...
[Cologne/Perfume]: hell I usually smell like horses because of my job...but I pull it off well...
[CD in stereo right now]: Stevie Wonder...shut up...
[Tattoos]: One of my chest of a horse head...I got it in memory of my first horse, Vincent. It says RIP around him.
[Piercings]: Did I not say this? Pffft, ears eyebrows.
[Wearing]: a black shirt, jeans, a red bandana and a cowboy hat. I look too damn good to be sitting here, filling out a friggin survey! Damnit...
[Hair]: Lose and sort of half in, half out of my eyes
[Makeup]: ...no, I found the girls are turned off by that...only when I go to The Triangle Club.
WHAT/WHO (is/are)
[In my mouth]: If you ask me in an hour I'll have an answer . I'm going out to dinner with my new boyfriend HAHAHAHA...wait that still sounds perverted...
[In my head]: Only the Good Die Young ...Billy Joel for those morons who don't know...
[Wishing]: I'm content with everything
[After this]: Going to dinner with my new boyfriend, you guys have got to get with the times...
[Talking to]: I'm iming Racetrack, Mush and Swifty...and wow, it seems I've missed a lot between Race and Mush and wow...
[Eating:] Nothing, I can't ruin my appetite.
[Do you like candles]: The ladies do...
[Do you like hot wax]: Urf this one girl did and I HAD to... [Do you like incense]: Yes I do
[Do you like the taste of blood]: I love blood...go Specs...
[Fetishes]: Italian boys. Ha...ha...ha...
Do you like sex? I am a sex MANIAC
[Person you wish you could be with right now]: My new boyfriend.
[What/Who is next to you]: A chair. I'm so interesting aren't I...
[What do you want done with your body when you die]: I want to be thrown over the side of a boat with my horse's ashes.
[Do you believe in love]: Yeah it's out there
[Do you believe in soulmates]: eh
[Do you believe in love at first sight]: nahhhh
[What's something you wish you could understand better]: My feelings...HAHA GOT YOU PANSIES!!!!!!!
[What's one thing you want to make happen for tomorrow]: For me to wake up with another arm. Because then I can rule the world. With my three arms.
FRiEnDs!
do you talk about all your friends- Yeah to all my phone sex friends.
Who are your enemies- All the phone sex people.
Who do you absolutely hate- ex-gf Sarah. GO DIE
Who have you known the longest- Racetrack. He's my numero uno amigo.
Who do you tell all your problems to- My phone sex friends.
Who do you trust- eh I have my people
Who do you tell all your secrects to- Race to the Track
Who Makes you laugh- Racetrack and my new boyfriend...especially him, that crazy bastard =D
Who makes you cry- Nobody makes me cry, I make THEM cry, you hear?
Who helps you when you are in trouble- Spot grudgingly and Racetrack
Who has been there for you- Race- he's my brotha from anotha motha.
Who gives you the best advice- Well apparently it's Specs...
Who cant you tell your secrects to- the phone sex people because they'll just use them in their sexual fantasies.
Who back you up in a lie- They all BETTER or I'll take my lasso and rope 'em in.
Who do you hang out with the most- eh whoever's my latest boyfriend...and Race. =P
Who do you barely hang out with- Snitch is in PA and Bumlets is in Cali with Snipeshooter soooooooooooooooooooooooooo RACETRACK hahahaha
IS there a friend you wish you were closer to- I was wishing and now we are so yeah
Have you ever betrayed a friend- Yeah when I was young and stupid.
Who can you tell the truth about anything to- I don't care, they'll hear it even if they're deaf and blind, I make everybody hear the truth THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE FEAR THE ALIENS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Who do you mostly fight with- Specs opinionated sonuvabitch
Who do you always get along with- eh uh...hmmm...
---------Who is Da----------
Bravest- Spot
Smartest- Specs...that's how he usually gets me
Dumbest- erf Skittery I dunno...
Nicest- Girls- That's funny Boys- Mush because seriously bros, ever talk to him? I bet he'd have a nice thing to say about the phone sex people...
Sweetest- Mush because then he'd get them a fruit basket.
Meanest- Spot because he'd kill the phone sex people.
Hottest- My new boyfriend...not dating him for nothing...who is he? GO away.
Cutest- Yeah
Ugliest- Uh
Most Hyper- Itey hehehe
Craziest- Itey
Shyest- me ::shuffles foot innocently:: haha Mush?
Most Outgoing- ::shrugs:: I dunno
Most Immature- Er Les? Never liked that kid...
Most Annoying- Sarah CONTROLLING BITCH And she's going to read this hahahahaha...
Most Understanding- the French leprechaun who lives on my shoulder
Funniest- hehehehehe HE MAKES ME LAUGH
Shortest- Spot. He really is though
Tallest- Skittery. I'm ALMOST as tall!
If you died tomorrow, which one person would you leave everything you own to?
Who the hell would want my stuff...I got it all in Condom Sense
If you had to go live in Borneo for the rest of your life, and you could take one person on this earth, who would you take? There's only one person at this point in time who I would want to and he doesn't want you all to know. DAMN IT
Who is the one person that you could stand spending a straight 24 hours with and not get the slightest bit annoyed by them?
Racetrack and _ _ _ _
If you woke up one morning and noticed that your leg was missing, who would be the first person you would call?
Why would I call anybody? Why wouldn't I just see my missing leg, pass out and cry?!?!?!? HUH?!
Let's say your dad came in your room one day and told you that you had to get married in the next week, and you can pick the person, but you have to stay with them for the rest of your life, no getting out of it, who would you pick?
Ha. HA. Me? MARRY?!?!?! Noooooooo
What if you woke up tomorrow and you were someone else completely, who would you be?
Seabiscut. The horse. HORSES ARE PEOPLE TOO DAMNIT
WHAT......
What would be the first thing you would do if you woke up one morning and you were the opposite sex?
Play with my boobies.
If all of a sudden you had the ability to do one thing better than everyone else, have one amazing talent, what would it be?
Not get hit by the bulls at work...(I'm a rodeo clown duh) STOP LAUGHIN!
If you could change one thing about yourself, what would you change (personality and looks)? I am too sexy to change.
What is your dream career? COWBOY durf
What is the one thing you just have to do before you die?
Go to Santa Fe and see the sights and whatnot.
If you could be a member of any band that has ever exsisted, what band would that be?
Uh I don't know...I'd be Billy Joel but I can't sing for shit...
What is the thing you care about most in your life?
Horses!
WHICH ONE......
winter or summer? Summer wooo
pop or punk? ek neither I don't think...
rock or rap? Roc I guess
23. New York or L.A.? SANTA FE!!!!!!!! Is it there?
24. milk chocolate or dark chocolate? Dark chocolate
25. dogs or cats? ...bunny...
26. Britney or Christina? ::kills both of them:: heh...he...though Brittany's HOT
27. Leno or Letterman? Letterman
28. MTV or VH1? VH1?
29. country or classical? Country...and I actually am being serious...
30. day or night? night, I'm never bored HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA I always have a good book right next to me =D nobody belives that do they?
31. lake or ocean? oceans
32. waffles or pancakes? Bacon and eggs
33. soccer or football? Football!! WOO WOO WOO COWBOYS!
34. baseball or swimming? Baseball GO INDIANS! ;:ducks as people throw things at his head:: stoppppppppppppp
35. chocolate or vanilla? Vanilla to eat but chocolate to lick.
36. sugar or spice? spice
38. Eminem-please stand up or please shut up? Shut up and let the oldies shine through! Well, not really oldies, just you know Billy Joel, Stevie Wonder, Tina Turner, Elton John, Aretha Franklin etc, etc
RANDOM....
39. If you could be in any movie as the lead role what movie would it be? Any Western ever made yo...yeah
40. If you could design your perfect mate what would he/she look like and be like?
He'd defiantly be Italian. And stuff...OH and if it were a girl yeah! Uh she wouldn't look like Sarah...
41. If you won the lottery what would you do with your, let's say, 18 million dollars?
GO. TO. SANTA. FE.
42. What is the single most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to you?
I was riding my horse in a show and he threw me off, into the mud...only it turned out that it wasn't mud rather than it was shit so...and then this other horse urinated on me. And it's on videotape...
HAVE YOU EVER.....
43. fallen in front of someone you thought to be quite good looking? Yeah I was trying to impress my latest boyfriend and fell of my horse in a show and...wait, haven't I told this story before?
44. run into a wall? I'm not a moron...
45. sleep walked? Skittery sleep walks? Skittery CREEPS ME OUT
46. gone skinny-dipping? Hell yeah, all the damn time
47. kissed someone of the same sex? Doi and you know what?! THE OPPOSITE SEX TOO. WOW I am amazing.
48. snuck out of the house at night? of course!
49. gotten in a car wreck where you are the driver? DAMNIT RACETRACK NOW THEY ALL KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IM GONNA KILL YOU...yes I have...and berf just SHUT UP
50. laughed so hard that what you were drinking spewed out your nose? yeah
51. started laughing really hard so you just spit out what you had in your mouth cause you couldn't swallow? I spit out this entire piece of pizza once, all over my date because she was too funny...too bad she didn't have a sense of humor over THAT sheesh
52. swallow a bug? DAMNIT now I have Golly Gump swallowed a fly STUCK in my head...I hate you people!
53. actually kept a new year's resolution? You know I actually DID all right?! I DID. I resolved to STOP dating more than five people at once and I DID. I AM A NEW MAN...HELL YEAH
:Relationships:
Are you going out with anyone?: yeah
If so who? He doesn't want me to say
How long: one year...surprised you guys didn't know?!
Do you have a crush: On him yeah
If so, who: ...
How long have you liked them: I've actually liked him for a really long time...
Who was your first boyfriend/girlfriend: Wow so long ago...I believe it was Medda when I was 15 and she was 30...yes
Who was your first kiss: Yeah!
Have you ever been dumped: Yeah only the one time
Have you ever dumped: Hell yeah
Do you want to get married: Er NOOOOO...I don't THINK so...
If everyone was single and everyone eligible who would you go out with?: I actually only want the one I'm dating at the moment... What will you name your kids?: What will we name our kids...what will you name YOUR KIDS EH?????????????
What time is it? 6:14 P.M I'm off to dinner Why did you waste your life on this survey? It's all the rage.
A.N: How're you all doing?! Hey so who's Jack's new boyfriend? I don't know, who? I feel evil even though really no. SO onto why you all REALLY read this fanfcition: THE SHOUT OUTS!
Inquisitive: Ha, thank you. I feel the love overflowing from your review into my heart lol. And I believe I will MAKE you a bumper sticker that says Hyper is a Way of Life, you can wear it on your car and make people realize how cool it is. YEAH!
SpotLover421: LoL you were the Mayor's Wife?! Dude, that is one of the best parts...I think so anyway hehe. I want the rice necklace too damnit...I can get one off the crazy selling people of Manhattan though so YAY! Thanks for the review =D
Obsessed wit' Aaron Lohr: Aww, I'm sorry you don't feel well. ::Mush skips over and hands her chicken soup in a thermos and skips back:: There, that should help...anywho! Thanks for the review, I'm so glad you liked the story =D!
ShadowLands: You gave Itey sugar. Do you know what sugar does to him?!
Itey!Muse: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH LOOKITMELOOKITMELOOKITME IMA FLYING COW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
...thank you so much...
Nakia-Aidan Sun: Lol, I love your reviews, you talk about your life in them. That rocks...so yes, you don't know what a rice necklace is? It's a necklace where they write a word on a tiny piece of rice and put it in this magnifying glass bottle around a necklace...my best friend has one that says Joe and another that says Larry...So that is the rice necklace yeah! Air force ranger...lalala...ok deari, thank you ever so much for the review!
Shakes1: AHHHH lol, I LOVE YOUR REVIEWS!!!! They make me laugh more than kangaroos in the summertime...wow pointless anyway! DUDE I have co-ed gym now, and yes it does suck! Yeah you mentioned that in your review...AHHH NAKED MOLE RAP! Ok Ok I have to stop...AHHHH I KILLED YOU WITH MY STORY NOOO NOW WHO WILL REVIEW THAT LONG?! Hehe you rock more than I can possibly SAY...Thank you for the two thumbs up, I feel like I won an award!
::Davey walks over to Shakes and gives her a box of chocolate and a KISS::
YAY DAVE! Anyway! I'm glad you liked it! KEEP REVIEWING!
Chicago: LOL your review made me laugh out loud. I know, it IS funny that they were brought together over a survey, but seriously, these things happen! I know you don't believe me, but my friends actually hinted to the other that they liked one another and they wound up dating!! Of course it doesn't ALWAYS work, I mean people've done it and never took up on the hints, but I wanted it to work for my babies...so THANK YOU for the review, and yes I hope I can stop taking this flu medicine soon too.
Liams Kitten: Girlfriend, you a MENTAL CASE. GO SEE A SHRINK hehehehehehahahahahahoooohohohoho SHRINK!!!! WOOOOOOOO banana. Bababa? Bamana? LEARN HOW TO TYPE, SQUIRLY. Tell your muses not to sing the friggin hokey pokey in the damn review. I hate that song....it did TOO make sense and he went to check his mail and now they're together so what the hell were you talking about?! Did I say he was striking a sexy pose? Where did I say that? IN THE ABRIDGED VERSION!? Dude. You totally stabbed a pencil into my hand. I don't know, just wanted to tell you...HE DIDN'T SLAM THE DOOR HE SHUT IT!! Cooky.
Spot!Muse: I like her. Why can't I be HER muse huh Alarice? HUH?
Alarice: She already has one. AsSHOOLE!!
Spot!Muse: You totally butchered that word
Alarice: Go drown in spit Spot!
Spot!Muse: THAT STILL DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE!!!!!!
Bye now!
Date: 9/30/02 3:56:31 P.M Eastern Daylight Time
From: LendMeYourLass0@aol.com
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what's your first name? Francis but if any of you assholes call me that I'll STRANGLE YOU
middle name? Jack so CALL ME JACK
last name? Kelly-Sullivan...but I preFER just KELLY
nicknames? Cowboy and I guess Jack...
[Spell your name backwards] Yllek Yobwoc Kcaj...Look, I'm a mix between Russian and Jewish! I'm related to Skittery and Mush!! GUYS!!!!!!!!
[Where do you live?]: In a bachelor pad where I entertain people of both sexs...;)
[Describe yourself in 4 words]: well apparently I'm Brave...and I guess Opinionated...and Self Righteous...and uh...SEXY!!!!!
[Who is your worst enemy?]: Those people I sleep with and don't call the next day...guys, I'm getting better at that!!!!!
[If you could have any animal for a pet, what would it be?]: A bunny! I mean...er...a lion, a big ferocious lion! Yeah...
[What is the latest you've ever stayed up]: Hehehehehe...
[Ever been to Belgium?]: pffft no
[What's your favourite coin?]: NICKLES! Nobody said nickels yet...
DESCRIBE YOUR
[Wallet]: denim with twenty dollars and fifteen cents in it...and a condom, hey, you never know!
[Brush]: I don't brush my hair. It just stays like that naturally...
[Toothbrush]: Green. Says "I've Brushed My Teeth!" on it. Ex-gf gave it to me...coughcoughsarahewcoughcough
[Jewelery worn daily]: my PIMP CHAINS jk jk...only one pimp chain...a stud in my left ear, my right cartlidge and both my eyebrows.
[Pillow cover]: black...sometimes red...you know, I do change my pillowcase guys...
[Blanket]: brown...sometimes silk sheets, depends on the person ha...ha...ha... [Coffee cup]: A mug Swifty bought me when we were going out...it says Lend me your Lasso on it...
[Sunglasses]: black frames, black shades.
[Underwear]: briefs. I don't need to reproduce!
[Shoes]: leather cowboy boots.
[Handbag]: nope
[Favorite top]: a red shirt that makes my biceps look like boulders baby!
[Favorite pants]: jeans. I bet you thought I was going to say leather, weren't you? HAHHAHAHA no...
[Cologne/Perfume]: hell I usually smell like horses because of my job...but I pull it off well...
[CD in stereo right now]: Stevie Wonder...shut up...
[Tattoos]: One of my chest of a horse head...I got it in memory of my first horse, Vincent. It says RIP around him.
[Piercings]: Did I not say this? Pffft, ears eyebrows.
[Wearing]: a black shirt, jeans, a red bandana and a cowboy hat. I look too damn good to be sitting here, filling out a friggin survey! Damnit...
[Hair]: Lose and sort of half in, half out of my eyes
[Makeup]: ...no, I found the girls are turned off by that...only when I go to The Triangle Club.
WHAT/WHO (is/are)
[In my mouth]: If you ask me in an hour I'll have an answer . I'm going out to dinner with my new boyfriend HAHAHAHA...wait that still sounds perverted...
[In my head]: Only the Good Die Young ...Billy Joel for those morons who don't know...
[Wishing]: I'm content with everything
[After this]: Going to dinner with my new boyfriend, you guys have got to get with the times...
[Talking to]: I'm iming Racetrack, Mush and Swifty...and wow, it seems I've missed a lot between Race and Mush and wow...
[Eating:] Nothing, I can't ruin my appetite.
[Do you like candles]: The ladies do...
[Do you like hot wax]: Urf this one girl did and I HAD to... [Do you like incense]: Yes I do
[Do you like the taste of blood]: I love blood...go Specs...
[Fetishes]: Italian boys. Ha...ha...ha...
Do you like sex? I am a sex MANIAC
[Person you wish you could be with right now]: My new boyfriend.
[What/Who is next to you]: A chair. I'm so interesting aren't I...
[What do you want done with your body when you die]: I want to be thrown over the side of a boat with my horse's ashes.
[Do you believe in love]: Yeah it's out there
[Do you believe in soulmates]: eh
[Do you believe in love at first sight]: nahhhh
[What's something you wish you could understand better]: My feelings...HAHA GOT YOU PANSIES!!!!!!!
[What's one thing you want to make happen for tomorrow]: For me to wake up with another arm. Because then I can rule the world. With my three arms.
FRiEnDs!
do you talk about all your friends- Yeah to all my phone sex friends.
Who are your enemies- All the phone sex people.
Who do you absolutely hate- ex-gf Sarah. GO DIE
Who have you known the longest- Racetrack. He's my numero uno amigo.
Who do you tell all your problems to- My phone sex friends.
Who do you trust- eh I have my people
Who do you tell all your secrects to- Race to the Track
Who Makes you laugh- Racetrack and my new boyfriend...especially him, that crazy bastard =D
Who makes you cry- Nobody makes me cry, I make THEM cry, you hear?
Who helps you when you are in trouble- Spot grudgingly and Racetrack
Who has been there for you- Race- he's my brotha from anotha motha.
Who gives you the best advice- Well apparently it's Specs...
Who cant you tell your secrects to- the phone sex people because they'll just use them in their sexual fantasies.
Who back you up in a lie- They all BETTER or I'll take my lasso and rope 'em in.
Who do you hang out with the most- eh whoever's my latest boyfriend...and Race. =P
Who do you barely hang out with- Snitch is in PA and Bumlets is in Cali with Snipeshooter soooooooooooooooooooooooooo RACETRACK hahahaha
IS there a friend you wish you were closer to- I was wishing and now we are so yeah
Have you ever betrayed a friend- Yeah when I was young and stupid.
Who can you tell the truth about anything to- I don't care, they'll hear it even if they're deaf and blind, I make everybody hear the truth THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE FEAR THE ALIENS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Who do you mostly fight with- Specs opinionated sonuvabitch
Who do you always get along with- eh uh...hmmm...
---------Who is Da----------
Bravest- Spot
Smartest- Specs...that's how he usually gets me
Dumbest- erf Skittery I dunno...
Nicest- Girls- That's funny Boys- Mush because seriously bros, ever talk to him? I bet he'd have a nice thing to say about the phone sex people...
Sweetest- Mush because then he'd get them a fruit basket.
Meanest- Spot because he'd kill the phone sex people.
Hottest- My new boyfriend...not dating him for nothing...who is he? GO away.
Cutest- Yeah
Ugliest- Uh
Most Hyper- Itey hehehe
Craziest- Itey
Shyest- me ::shuffles foot innocently:: haha Mush?
Most Outgoing- ::shrugs:: I dunno
Most Immature- Er Les? Never liked that kid...
Most Annoying- Sarah CONTROLLING BITCH And she's going to read this hahahahaha...
Most Understanding- the French leprechaun who lives on my shoulder
Funniest- hehehehehe HE MAKES ME LAUGH
Shortest- Spot. He really is though
Tallest- Skittery. I'm ALMOST as tall!
If you died tomorrow, which one person would you leave everything you own to?
Who the hell would want my stuff...I got it all in Condom Sense
If you had to go live in Borneo for the rest of your life, and you could take one person on this earth, who would you take? There's only one person at this point in time who I would want to and he doesn't want you all to know. DAMN IT
Who is the one person that you could stand spending a straight 24 hours with and not get the slightest bit annoyed by them?
Racetrack and _ _ _ _
If you woke up one morning and noticed that your leg was missing, who would be the first person you would call?
Why would I call anybody? Why wouldn't I just see my missing leg, pass out and cry?!?!?!? HUH?!
Let's say your dad came in your room one day and told you that you had to get married in the next week, and you can pick the person, but you have to stay with them for the rest of your life, no getting out of it, who would you pick?
Ha. HA. Me? MARRY?!?!?! Noooooooo
What if you woke up tomorrow and you were someone else completely, who would you be?
Seabiscut. The horse. HORSES ARE PEOPLE TOO DAMNIT
WHAT......
What would be the first thing you would do if you woke up one morning and you were the opposite sex?
Play with my boobies.
If all of a sudden you had the ability to do one thing better than everyone else, have one amazing talent, what would it be?
Not get hit by the bulls at work...(I'm a rodeo clown duh) STOP LAUGHIN!
If you could change one thing about yourself, what would you change (personality and looks)? I am too sexy to change.
What is your dream career? COWBOY durf
What is the one thing you just have to do before you die?
Go to Santa Fe and see the sights and whatnot.
If you could be a member of any band that has ever exsisted, what band would that be?
Uh I don't know...I'd be Billy Joel but I can't sing for shit...
What is the thing you care about most in your life?
Horses!
WHICH ONE......
winter or summer? Summer wooo
pop or punk? ek neither I don't think...
rock or rap? Roc I guess
23. New York or L.A.? SANTA FE!!!!!!!! Is it there?
24. milk chocolate or dark chocolate? Dark chocolate
25. dogs or cats? ...bunny...
26. Britney or Christina? ::kills both of them:: heh...he...though Brittany's HOT
27. Leno or Letterman? Letterman
28. MTV or VH1? VH1?
29. country or classical? Country...and I actually am being serious...
30. day or night? night, I'm never bored HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA I always have a good book right next to me =D nobody belives that do they?
31. lake or ocean? oceans
32. waffles or pancakes? Bacon and eggs
33. soccer or football? Football!! WOO WOO WOO COWBOYS!
34. baseball or swimming? Baseball GO INDIANS! ;:ducks as people throw things at his head:: stoppppppppppppp
35. chocolate or vanilla? Vanilla to eat but chocolate to lick.
36. sugar or spice? spice
38. Eminem-please stand up or please shut up? Shut up and let the oldies shine through! Well, not really oldies, just you know Billy Joel, Stevie Wonder, Tina Turner, Elton John, Aretha Franklin etc, etc
RANDOM....
39. If you could be in any movie as the lead role what movie would it be? Any Western ever made yo...yeah
40. If you could design your perfect mate what would he/she look like and be like?
He'd defiantly be Italian. And stuff...OH and if it were a girl yeah! Uh she wouldn't look like Sarah...
41. If you won the lottery what would you do with your, let's say, 18 million dollars?
GO. TO. SANTA. FE.
42. What is the single most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to you?
I was riding my horse in a show and he threw me off, into the mud...only it turned out that it wasn't mud rather than it was shit so...and then this other horse urinated on me. And it's on videotape...
HAVE YOU EVER.....
43. fallen in front of someone you thought to be quite good looking? Yeah I was trying to impress my latest boyfriend and fell of my horse in a show and...wait, haven't I told this story before?
44. run into a wall? I'm not a moron...
45. sleep walked? Skittery sleep walks? Skittery CREEPS ME OUT
46. gone skinny-dipping? Hell yeah, all the damn time
47. kissed someone of the same sex? Doi and you know what?! THE OPPOSITE SEX TOO. WOW I am amazing.
48. snuck out of the house at night? of course!
49. gotten in a car wreck where you are the driver? DAMNIT RACETRACK NOW THEY ALL KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IM GONNA KILL YOU...yes I have...and berf just SHUT UP
50. laughed so hard that what you were drinking spewed out your nose? yeah
51. started laughing really hard so you just spit out what you had in your mouth cause you couldn't swallow? I spit out this entire piece of pizza once, all over my date because she was too funny...too bad she didn't have a sense of humor over THAT sheesh
52. swallow a bug? DAMNIT now I have Golly Gump swallowed a fly STUCK in my head...I hate you people!
53. actually kept a new year's resolution? You know I actually DID all right?! I DID. I resolved to STOP dating more than five people at once and I DID. I AM A NEW MAN...HELL YEAH
:Relationships:
Are you going out with anyone?: yeah
If so who? He doesn't want me to say
How long: one year...surprised you guys didn't know?!
Do you have a crush: On him yeah
If so, who: ...
How long have you liked them: I've actually liked him for a really long time...
Who was your first boyfriend/girlfriend: Wow so long ago...I believe it was Medda when I was 15 and she was 30...yes
Who was your first kiss: Yeah!
Have you ever been dumped: Yeah only the one time
Have you ever dumped: Hell yeah
Do you want to get married: Er NOOOOO...I don't THINK so...
If everyone was single and everyone eligible who would you go out with?: I actually only want the one I'm dating at the moment... What will you name your kids?: What will we name our kids...what will you name YOUR KIDS EH?????????????
What time is it? 6:14 P.M I'm off to dinner Why did you waste your life on this survey? It's all the rage.
A.N: How're you all doing?! Hey so who's Jack's new boyfriend? I don't know, who? I feel evil even though really no. SO onto why you all REALLY read this fanfcition: THE SHOUT OUTS!
Inquisitive: Ha, thank you. I feel the love overflowing from your review into my heart lol. And I believe I will MAKE you a bumper sticker that says Hyper is a Way of Life, you can wear it on your car and make people realize how cool it is. YEAH!
SpotLover421: LoL you were the Mayor's Wife?! Dude, that is one of the best parts...I think so anyway hehe. I want the rice necklace too damnit...I can get one off the crazy selling people of Manhattan though so YAY! Thanks for the review =D
Obsessed wit' Aaron Lohr: Aww, I'm sorry you don't feel well. ::Mush skips over and hands her chicken soup in a thermos and skips back:: There, that should help...anywho! Thanks for the review, I'm so glad you liked the story =D!
ShadowLands: You gave Itey sugar. Do you know what sugar does to him?!
Itey!Muse: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH LOOKITMELOOKITMELOOKITME IMA FLYING COW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
...thank you so much...
Nakia-Aidan Sun: Lol, I love your reviews, you talk about your life in them. That rocks...so yes, you don't know what a rice necklace is? It's a necklace where they write a word on a tiny piece of rice and put it in this magnifying glass bottle around a necklace...my best friend has one that says Joe and another that says Larry...So that is the rice necklace yeah! Air force ranger...lalala...ok deari, thank you ever so much for the review!
Shakes1: AHHHH lol, I LOVE YOUR REVIEWS!!!! They make me laugh more than kangaroos in the summertime...wow pointless anyway! DUDE I have co-ed gym now, and yes it does suck! Yeah you mentioned that in your review...AHHH NAKED MOLE RAP! Ok Ok I have to stop...AHHHH I KILLED YOU WITH MY STORY NOOO NOW WHO WILL REVIEW THAT LONG?! Hehe you rock more than I can possibly SAY...Thank you for the two thumbs up, I feel like I won an award!
::Davey walks over to Shakes and gives her a box of chocolate and a KISS::
YAY DAVE! Anyway! I'm glad you liked it! KEEP REVIEWING!
Chicago: LOL your review made me laugh out loud. I know, it IS funny that they were brought together over a survey, but seriously, these things happen! I know you don't believe me, but my friends actually hinted to the other that they liked one another and they wound up dating!! Of course it doesn't ALWAYS work, I mean people've done it and never took up on the hints, but I wanted it to work for my babies...so THANK YOU for the review, and yes I hope I can stop taking this flu medicine soon too.
Liams Kitten: Girlfriend, you a MENTAL CASE. GO SEE A SHRINK hehehehehehahahahahahoooohohohoho SHRINK!!!! WOOOOOOOO banana. Bababa? Bamana? LEARN HOW TO TYPE, SQUIRLY. Tell your muses not to sing the friggin hokey pokey in the damn review. I hate that song....it did TOO make sense and he went to check his mail and now they're together so what the hell were you talking about?! Did I say he was striking a sexy pose? Where did I say that? IN THE ABRIDGED VERSION!? Dude. You totally stabbed a pencil into my hand. I don't know, just wanted to tell you...HE DIDN'T SLAM THE DOOR HE SHUT IT!! Cooky.
Spot!Muse: I like her. Why can't I be HER muse huh Alarice? HUH?
Alarice: She already has one. AsSHOOLE!!
Spot!Muse: You totally butchered that word
Alarice: Go drown in spit Spot!
Spot!Muse: THAT STILL DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE!!!!!!
Bye now!