Mush rubbed his eyes and yawned as he turned on the computer. It was seven o'clock in the friggin morning and Kid Blink, who had decided to take all the covers on the bed for himself during the night, had awakened him. He didn't have to be up for another two hours! Damnit, that's the point of working on Broadway at NIGHT sleep in during the DAY.

He grumbled to himself as he typed his e-mail address and password into yahoo and waited for it to sign him in.

"Dumb search engine excuse for an e-mail service," he mumbled when the site finally opened. "Stupid junk mail.stupid surveys." He clicked on the newest survey and began to read.

"Ho.Ly. SHIT!" WHAT THE HELL THAT COULDN'T BE

"Mush?" Specs stumbled out the kitchen, carrying a bowl of Grape Nuts. "Something wrong?"

Mush made a sound at the back of his throat and pointed to the computer screen. Specs looked, spooning some cereal into his mouth and read what Mush was pointing to. A second later he spit out the cereal.

"SHIT!!!"

"What's going on?" Dutchy had come out of the shower, rubbing his hair against a towel. He looked from the open-mouthed Mush to the shocked Specs to the Grape Nut covered computer screen.

"Guysss I thought you said next time you were going to play spit chewed up food at the computer you'd let me know!"

Both of the boys pointed simultaneously at the computer screen and Dutchy walked over to read.

"WHAT THE HELL?!"

"You know nobody can sleep in this house with people screaming at household appliances ALL THE DAMN TIME!" Skittery walked out of his room still only wearing his D&D boxers.

"LOOKIT THE SCREEN!"

Skittery looked and started to laugh.

"Why that sonuvagun..."

"Guys?" Blink walked out of the bedroom, putting his eyepatch on his eye. "Something wrong?"

"You'll never believe who's in Santa Fe with Jack..."